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Why are my bosoms tender and sore?

[quote author=Mynd_44]Pencils, pens cucumbers, everything ma'am[/quote]Gasps! Faints!

Why not a penis? What's wrong with a penis? Am I the only like penis

Ask a man he may spread his cheeks!

[quote author=Mynd_44]Then use candlesticks [/quote]You are nassy. I will look at things in people's home with a strange look from now on!

DailyNews: Nairaland alone is a good place to get stats, plus other social platforms...virtually all naija girls abroad are running back home to hookup with naija guys at home, that's y there is scarcity of hubby now in naija...naija guys abroad hardly marry naija girls born/living abroad, so they usually come back to naija to find wife leaving d naija girls abroad to rotten cos white guys hardly marry naija girls abroad too.

So I don't blame naija girls abroad now invading social network websites and platforms to hookup with guys at home, and I endorse that anyway.

Feel free to send me stats anytime anyday, would be grtly appreciated, hppy sunday.

Just because a hand full of Naija men run home to marry doesn't mean it is the norm. Those Naija men that hook up with chicks and run after another never love them in the first place. That's why there are so many unhappy Nigerian couples today living like room mates and just cos a Naija man goes home to marry mean he is happy with the chick either.

Karma is a hoe and she will Bleep everyone. Let's keep it real.

dawn21: i came on this site for support n advice not to b called fat ugly trash, i am not importing a husband at all, u never asked this guy to marry me hes has done all the running, he has told me he wants to marry me , that i make him laugh when he is feeling down, he wants to b with me i am not making him do anything, yes i could find a husband here if i wanted im short of male admirers but i hav clicked with this guy, as for niverian girls i no i girl in nigeria who wants to come to england to find a white guy n hav mixed race babies cos she dosent like nigerian men ........we all hav our opinions on men black, white, asian they r all the same the world over its wots under the skin that counts, the love in someones heart .

Not all men are the same however every man regardless of color falls in two categories.

Man of holiness
Man of the devil

Love is a tricky thing...the same way you can love someone is the exact same way you can hate someone. We just have to be true to our feelings and know the difference be5ween love and lust. Its hard for a stranger love another stranger but lust can come and go.

[quote author=Mynd_44]So that's sholly's secret........[/quote]Not everybody can get steady cokk.

[quote author=Atheist:-D]Possibly due to lack of proper use of safe se.x methods. There is no reason why intimacy cannot be had without babies being a product.[/quote]Are you a baby daddy?

andyanders: Sure Mrs. Chima

You too?

Fainted.

Dailynew stop admiring my profile picture. You like my ikebe?

It is interesting a few males enjoy a thread filled with dildoes and vibrators.

Hmmmm.

I vote Debosky.

Just kidding! I like that Abpat doesnt allow one thing to defind him as it js typical for most Nairaland.

I like that he isnt scare of change and embrace differences without having to prove othes what he is and isn't.

I like the fact that he isnt pretentious and remain true to his ideas without badgering other's.

A great win Abpatrick. MAUH

DailyNews: oh really That's so amazing, I love kids more than marriage, sorry I meant more than adults

Bytheway, your signature is so funny but true

Yes we are and years come quickly. Kids aren't so bad once they stay a newborn but hey!

We are not done either!

Try focus on what is important to you and you shouldn't be intimate until after marriage.

We got enough unwedded baby mommas!!!

DailyNews: Oh, I presumed! Cute couple...try and be feeding him achara soup o so he won't forget home

Enjoy!

We are approaching 5 years and got Chimettes running around.

I got this suga. Winks.

MR AKPORS: many say i am sexy but i want my honest nairalanders to endorse this fact.
thank you.

You are not eye candy but you ain't alomo bitter!

R231.. my luv!

DailyNews: Ahh! Ahh! I was only cheering you people up na imagine if you hadn't fought against all those foreign ladies preying on Mr. Chima, imagine what your status would have been by now na...pls help your single sisters to fight against white ladies coming here to snatch their men away from them in a modern slavetrade called- MarriageVisa or did you also import Mr Chima from Aba

#justplayingplssooo

No I did not import Chima anywhere unlike some Nigerians he is a byproduct of parents who sought to have their children outside of Nigeria which was a smart move because they can always go to Nigeria just by flashing a pack of indomie noodles and American passport.

But I digress. I understand some women have to import husbands and some men will sell their integrity just to eat another day....

DailyNews: Now the war has just begun; the Nigerian sisters at home and in diaspora are beginning to fight against white ladies snatching their men from them in broad day light...fight! fight! fight for your men sisters!!! It is not only the men that should be fighting for you...fight!!! Attack them!!!

Where are all the Nigerian single ladies....come and fight o...this foreign lady wants to steal your men from you o while u are at church praying and fasting for husband, the husbands are disappearing abroad!!! Fight to finish o. Becos the kingdom of God suffereth violence o and only those that fight that taketh it by violence, so fight now

Btw o, I was only kidding....rolling on the floor here with some friends...#ThankGodIsSaturday

May your di...catch a fire! Amen!

ogugua88: Mrs Chima, firstly, I would post this in the family section if you haven't already. Look at the type of responses you've received.

Secondly, a woman must come to an accord with her husband/partner before doing such. The essence of a woman having a hysterectomy is so that she and her husband/partner cannot have children anymore. The reasons for consulting the husband/partner are obvious.
If he wants to have a vasectomy, then the same rules need to be applied.

When a couple want to have children, they discuss. When a couple do not want anymore children, they should also discuss.

You are right..I will post the question on the fam sec....thanks!

Na wa oo for the feeble minded!

Lol @ dirty bitc-hes.

Somebody is mad!

[quote author=tpia@]and what is wrong with that?

isnt she the one looking for husband?[/quote]Yeah she is looking for a husband and mot a scammer from what I have gathered.

I would marry an Osu.

I live in America why would I be jealous of a potential scam victim

Why would a woman help a grown ash man pay for his visa?

Why would a grown ash man asked for cash to pay for a visa after he said he paid 949 USD toward the UK visa when it is only 410 USD

I can't save every dumb foreigner but I try ooo!!