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[quote author=Mr, Cork link=topic=738889.msg8962067#msg8962067 date=1313764866]Ebobyvile. pls confarm if yo nyansh is bigger than Mrs Chima. Am lookin for a wife [/quote]Please EBONY!! Tell him your nynash bigger!! Please!!!!!!!!!! I beg you oooo

SAFO:
If I'm working over 100 hours a week to make sure the rent is paid, the electricity is paid, that there is food on the table, that the truck note & insurance is paid, that medical bills are covered, that my son has clothes for school, that my baby girl has diapers, formula and everything else, that I can afford to take my family out on occasions for entertainment, etc etc etc. ------ that I should concern myself with simple housekeeping?

A beg make we go trade places, na u go work and I won't bother you with any household chores.

And you call yourself a man? That's aint shit! There are thousands of women married and single coming home from work, making sure the kids are good, cooking, cleaning, helping with homework, and still give her punk arse man some arse?

Man gone with that bullshit.

xkillz:
You made some really salient POINTS! And with your frequent use of MANY and less generalizing tone, i deduce you FINALLY agree that NOT all men are USELESS! Ose gan!

No, Men are still worthless.  

He is a virgin.

Well ladies, you will have to fault the upbringings. Many of these boys were raised in a household where the mother did pretty much everything. The only thing the father did was bring home the goat and naira.

If you want a man that doesn't mind helping out in the household even if he is working then you need to properly screen the men whom you are entering a relationship with before GETTING DOWN GRIME AND DIRTY. It is imperative that people get to know each other before running into marriages and things.

I have noticed that many marriages today ALL OVER THE WORLD are not ordained or blessed by the MOST HIGH and people wondering why they are having problems.

Too many people rushing into marriage not knowing each other nor what responsibilities both will have. THOSE WHO ARE DATING take heed to this message and take time getting to know your partner WELLA WELLA!

You will reduce your heartache, headache, arseache, and mouthache if you proceed with caution.

Mr. Cork

Stop telling broke, ugly, and black men to think about me UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES.

I know you are obsessed with me but dude get laid. Seriously.

martin2699:
I guess the MRS preceeding your name implies that you are married to another woman or better still a dog. I won't be suprised if that is the case

Womp! Thanks for proving my point! WORTHLESS!

LMAO@the shirt looks as if the levee broke and people were running for safety.

DOA!


That's dude got sugar in his tank all the way around but he spoke the truth! He was on point but that hat looks like the squirrels were having a KKK rally or some shit.

To all the ladies who can't get ready for a date properly.

I want you heffas to LISTEN good! I am tired of seeing my black women wearing make up that doesn't fit their skin tone or texture! Please! If you are brown, beige, and tan in color YOU DO NOT NEED make up!

When a man ask you out on a date look as NATURAL AS POSSIBLE. I understand some of you heffas have skin disorders and bad acne. If you take care of your skin then you wouldn't have that problem. DRINK PLENTY OF WATER!!!!!!!!

I know you ladies used to me picking on men but I am tired of seeing BLACK BRIDE OF CHUCKY heffas going to the club or out with their men looking a hot ghetto mess!

Wear three things which are:
Mascara
Lip Gloss
Subtle eye shadow

If you have bad blemishes, get appropriate skin tone concealers. Do not use too much concealer because then you will look too cancer patient-ish.

Now you weave wearers, please perm your nappy head if you are going to get some Indian Remy weave!! If I had a dollar for every heffa that walked in a club with nappy hair and straight weave I would own the world. Know the color of your natural hair so that you can pick the right color weave.

Too little shirt, pants, and shoes is not cute. If you know u have TITANIC size foot then you need not to squeeze your big foot in a size 2. Heffas walking around the club barefooted greasing up the dance floor because their foot sore.

Now you big fat chicks, there is nothing wrong with your body type because r231 love fat chicks but do not PUT ON AN ONE SIZE FIT ALL SHIRT/PANTS. Now you know damn well your big arse can't get into an universal size clothing! Wear your size and look good in it. You can dress your outfit up by adding necklace, purse, and earrings. You do not want to put too much on your body, YOU ALREADY BIG!

I am tired of seeing my big black women wearing too little clothes because they think it will bring the men to them NO NO NO! Stay away from BRIGHT COLORS like yellow, orange, and pink. You will look like a big bag of skittles! Just saying.

Now you skinny heffas, if you do not have any arse do not slide your flat arse in no APPLE BOTTOMS. It is for women with curves, arses, and shape. If your legs can be use to play a violin do not put on a pair of leggings!! I am so fucking tired of seeing leggings swings as you skinny heffas walk! It is supposed to fit on you and compliment a blouse or oversize shirt not a damn flowing skirt!!

Now you flat chested heffas, push up bras were made for you USE THEM. You may want to let the guy know IN ADVANCE you flat chested just in case you guys do the MONKEY PARTY.

That's all for right now!

Don't get me started!   Oooh lawd!  I don't know why yall be following them OYINBOS but that poo got to stop!

I was in Nigeria a few times ago and I saw a man had on some brown slacks with purple sweater and some brick colored sandals! 

I am like suga!  We got to talk.  I am a sharp dresser and my style are unique.  Hell I felt like I was working instead of on vacation when I was surrounded by women.

I had to teach a few of them to put on mascara and make up right and style their outfits too.

I just had an idea!

Hmm. (handing in my business card) I am a stylist by hobby.

You leave us foreign women right where we are at.

What was you doing? Channeling Bruce Lee?

Yea, MOST black men can't keep their dick in the pants.

Boredom is a mofo huh?

Men are still worthless.

I wish to hell Mr. Chima would!

You is a damn lie.  I don't have a small rock hater. 

Now your wife's ring. I will have to use some bi focals to see the stone.

I wore mine. Why would a woman hide being engaged?