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I would put arsenic liquid in his food and beverage. Arsenic liquid is undetectable and often time is the last thing people check for. That was for the ladies to know. I would silently kill his favorite animal and put a ransom note on his door asking for money in an offshore account or I will kill him next.

I would put some rocks, locks, and bolt screws in a long tube sock. I would wet the sock with some ammonia and tied the end of the sock to keep the materials inside. I would pretend like I am innocent and hit him in the face when he is not pay attention.

I would hit his face five times and then hit him in the nuts with the sock about seven times for the seven deadly sins.

Yay! I received my next batch of scam letters!

Okay BRB!

Do you NOT see all these bleeping WIFE BEATING THREADS that are already posted? 

Gotdammit!  Read! 

Look who is asking and you have your answer already.

Odunnu,

If I didn't give a damn I would have but I am particular about sanitation and health preservation.

Hissssss

You are a little bossy.

You don't want to be bleeped sideways. Trust me!

jay bee:
Here u go
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Thank you suga.

Pweety4me:
[color=#550077]Lol, but y did she ask 4 his number?does she think he is cute? [/color]

She didn't ask for his number.  She said that she only asked him how to fix the repairs in her house and then that when he offered to assist her and gave her his number.  They have a fix it date Sunday so he can help her with the repairs. 

Do you think men fall for the Damsel in Distress ploy all the time?

[quote author=Mr, Cork link=topic=641578.msg8075718#msg8075718 date=1302207382]***I suspect Mr Chima has dump Mrs Chima.  I can now move in!!  **[/quote]Your victim is online.  She is now giving you her bank account numbers.  Hurry and talk to her before your cyber cafe time run out.  Hurry!

This was just a random guy that she met at the hardware store. She said that she just wanted to test to see how much the guy know about home improvements and the tools but I believe she did it to get a man. She said she didn't and I think she is lying.

Pweety4me:
[color=#550077]Woah, dunno does she ave a crush on him?[/color]

Hello Ladies,

Did you use Damsel in Distress ploy to get your man? Did you pretend like you didn't know how to rotate your car tires or build a deck in the backyard so that your man can feel "good" about helping you?

A friend of mine said that she went to a hardware store to get some items for her house and she knew exactly what to get but she was testing the man to see how knowledgeable he was about different hardwares and things. She said she spent about 30 minutes with the guy pretending that she did not know what he was talking about and walked out of the store with his phone number and a "fix it" date. She said she was only testing the guy but I told her she did a Damsel in Distress ploy to get a man.

What do you think?

[quote author=Lord_Reed link=topic=640834.msg8070337#msg8070337 date=1302159432]@Mrs.C
What are you going to light n spray? His balls? her hair? Just curious.[/quote]I am more particular with the faces. The first thing I would do aim for the eyes and then Bleep him up with other objects. You disable the eyes, he then will become defenseless and that where the ladies should Bleep him up royally.

[quote author=Inked_Nerd link=topic=640834.msg8070303#msg8070303 date=1302159017]
::[/b]hides Mrs. Chima's lighter and hair spray[b]:: [/quote]

MzDarkSkin:
[color=#0066ff]Lmao. Yeah Special ed indeed.

I feel you though. As I was reading I was thinking "Lord PLEASE don't make her say what she been wanting to say! PLEASE!!" LMAO! cause there are some sc---m---rs on here  doing what they have to do I guess but they are PROUD of it!  [/color]

Hmm.   What interesting is that the same "ones" trying to turn their nose up at others as though they are justified to scam because they are and shouting they are men with pride. How pathetic. Real men do not depend on women to support them nor feed their families yonder and abroad.

There was this Haitian dude in his 80's used to sit on the front of his house preaching with no congregation. He would always say people do not understand the psyche of hoes. Hoes is just like any sane person walking around until they are broke or out of resources (food and shelter) that when the hoes become THE HOES and lie, deceive, and even kill to get those resources to survive. He also stressed that he doesn't know which one deserve the sympathy the most----the victim or the proud criminal.

Where is my Mojito, Jaybee?

jay bee:
Yo Q,
Care for mojito

Make it virgin with extra cherries.

Practice make perfect huh?

OP
[size=55pt]Duh![/size]

It looks like the How Not To Be Broke Convention having an intermission.  Hmm.  


Jaybee, You prefer a rooster with taste or a hen with no taste?

jay bee:
Mr Chima Duh , Don't want no strong Igbo man breaking ma jaw
Can i apply?

You said you don't date people you dislike. I said like who?

Oh by the way, Chima and I had an agreement on having a sideline mistress/mister. Guess who I chose?

Beef or chicken?

[quote author=Mr, Cork link=topic=640996.msg8073447#msg8073447 date=1302187378]BABE! (f). sweeery. can i date u instead of Mrs Chima? she tooo fat! [/quote]And yet YOU CONTINUED to beg for my punny. You are not a good liar. Oooh let me take that back. You are not a good liar to those you can't deceived.

[quote author=Mr, Cork link=topic=640996.msg8073367#msg8073367 date=1302186885]Poooor Mrs.Chima is upset coz I wunt date her [/quote]Why would I beg for you NOT TO DATE me if I am upset you won't date me?

Oh no, I wasn't calling Desmond Elliot ugly.  I was saying there are women that are into ugly men and to give them rounds of applause.

OP,

It depends on rather it is exclusive dating or casual dating. There are multiple types of dating that people choose for their lifestyle.

Bootycall/One Night Stand
Casual Dating
Exclusive Dating
Sexual Dating
Friendship Dating

If I call Peter would I be cheating?

Hmm. Well, there are women who are into ugly men so let give him a round of applause.

That Peter is cute and he LOOKS WAAAAAY better than the roaches I have seen on this site.

OOh lawd! No wonder Hottie Tima don't like Nigerian men.

MzDarkSkin:


[color=#0066ff]LMAO! What? and I just finished reading page one. You are soo wrong.
[/color]

He thought you was talking about your man name Chima not knowing it was me you was referring. He is a little spechul pardon him.

Was I wrong? Hmm. Compare to what I really want to say is nothing of the magnitude you read on page one. I am being considerate of the emotionals.

Pennywise:
P is for pennywise
P can also be for punisher

You sure P stands for Punisher? You men do get a little carry away with the Egos.