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Romance › Re: Guy Gets violated! by MrsChima(f): 9:40pm On Apr 06, 2011
Many of the men on this site should thank their lucky stars that NO ONE would even attempt to rape them except a few who names I won't mention. Hint: Flammable wigs and Hormonal Replacement Therapies.
Romance › Re: Is Keeping Your Ex's Picture Good Or Bad? by MrsChima(f): 9:31pm On Apr 06, 2011
It is a good thing.
Romance › Re: I Changed My Number: Blocked His Emails: by MrsChima(f): 6:16pm On Apr 06, 2011
Koyoke is a player.
Romance › Re: Nigerian Women Are Financial Burdens by MrsChima(f): 2:45pm On Apr 06, 2011
jay bee:
Widening own scope doesn't just involve shifting base, it also involves changing tactics and broadening of horizon.
what's wrong with finding that partner that complements you perfectly on-line?
what's wrong with speed-dating?
Is that how you found me? cheesy
Romance › Re: Which Part Of The World Has The Fines Guy? by MrsChima(f): 2:04pm On Apr 06, 2011
Hotie Tima:
why miss chima some are very nice
Just kidding!   grin  Yes, Ivorian and Ghanian people have better hospitality when it come to being people friendly.
Romance › Re: Which Part Of The World Has The Fines Guy? by MrsChima(f): 1:59pm On Apr 06, 2011
THE AMAKA:
some people are taking this too personal. lol. i wont be surprised if someone creates a replica of this thread but for the opposite. smh.
anyway
@BABE, na wa!!! I've seen a handful of cute/fine Yoruba guys. but I still say Anambra men take the cake!

you are Ivorian?
Of course, SOME of them are taking it personal.  I don't like Ivorian people. angry
Romance › Re: Which Part Of The World Has The Fines Guy? by MrsChima(f): 1:54pm On Apr 06, 2011
Is that your son?

[quote author=~*Mamken*~ link=topic=640015.msg8064645#msg8064645 date=1302094368]no one likes this type of guy? . .  grin

[img]http://tvboomerang.blogosfere.it/images/fernando%20vitale.jpg[/img][/quote]
Romance › Re: Which Part Of The World Has The Fines Guy? by MrsChima(f): 1:51pm On Apr 06, 2011
Hotie Tima:
hey sister rokaitu say's she miss u wink wink wink wink wink wink

hello
Hey girls! I missed you guys too. I was getting used to your random thread questions. Now my day is complete. wink
Romance › Re: Which Part Of The World Has The Fines Guy? by MrsChima(f): 1:47pm On Apr 06, 2011
Carrib guys are fine and sexy.  

There are too many to list so just take everything Carrib are fioooone and sexy.  


LMAO@Ms. Potato saying Nigerian guys are the hottest.   lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Romance › Re: Ladies, Would You Date A Minute Man? by MrsChima(op): 3:10am On Apr 06, 2011
roymary:
MRS CHIMA

Congratulations on your new baby. Now, i have to respect for 6 months only.
Phate and I thank you wink
Romance › Re: Ladies, Would You Date A Minute Man? by MrsChima(op): 3:08am On Apr 06, 2011
adamsrib:
Mrs Chima  CONGRATS on the baby! I didn't know you were preggy.
Hey cousin! How you durrin? Phate and I thank you. wink
Romance › Re: Ladies, Would You Date A Minute Man? by MrsChima(op): 3:07am On Apr 06, 2011
roymary:
Mrs Chima= Online thug.

Mrs Chima sucks cock forcefully every night. She can't do shiiit about it.
Bored huh? undecided
Romance › Re: Ladies, Would You Date A Minute Man? by MrsChima(op): 3:07am On Apr 06, 2011
Phate07:
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U gots nuts?
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I sure do!  It is swollen and grapenutty.   tongue tongue tongue
Romance › Re: Ladies, Would You Date A Minute Man? by MrsChima(op): 2:51am On Apr 06, 2011
Phate07:
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So, where do you want to go to? Paris? Monte Carlo? wink
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That sounds really cool. But i hope you didn't write 'depressing stories about black man struggles' in your paper. It just might mess up your other points.
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I saw it. Just wanted to confirm.
No quit been a Shrew and take care of lil Phate. tongue
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Shrew these nuts! angry angry
Romance › Re: How Do You Handle A Gf That Embarasses You In Public? by MrsChima(f): 2:34am On Apr 06, 2011
Phate07:
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I would so embarass her in the bedroom, then she will know who is the boss.
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Please do not make me laugh.
Romance › Re: Ladies, Would You Date A Minute Man? by MrsChima(op): 2:23am On Apr 06, 2011
Phate07:
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T.C. Boyles and Gwendolyn Brook? Haven't read any of their stuff, will check for their works later. Are they good?

Shyone, are you married?
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Nay, not mine. How about you try the 'hood kid. tongue tongue
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Did you not read that she said her hubby died? SMH.
Romance › Re: Ladies, Would You Date A Minute Man? by MrsChima(op): 2:20am On Apr 06, 2011
[quote author=Shy-One link=topic=635811.msg8060956#msg8060956 date=1302051430]Thank you Chima

For those kinds words - yes - you are definitely right.

Have a good evening and again - my congratulations to you and Mr. Chima on the pregnancy. Take time to enjoy it. Towards the middle to the end of the pregnancy - you will be hit with a HUGE AMOUNT OF ENERGY. Enjoy it girlfriend.[/quote]Phate and I thank you for the kind words. cheesy smiley
Romance › Re: Ladies, Would You Date A Minute Man? by MrsChima(op): 2:19am On Apr 06, 2011
Phate07:
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T.C. Boyles and Gwendolyn Brook? Haven't read any of their stuff, will check for their works later. Are they good?

Shyone, are you married?
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Nay, not mine. How about you try the 'hood kid. tongue tongue
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You have the wrong akata.  That your next thatched roof neighbor you got me confused with.   wink
Romance › Re: Ladies, Would You Date A Minute Man? by MrsChima(op): 1:54am On Apr 06, 2011
Phate07:
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Is the lil one as fine and adorable as i am? Did i hear you say he's troublesome too? No? tongue
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He also got your bunions and corns too. tongue tongue tongue
Romance › Re: Ladies, Would You Date A Minute Man? by MrsChima(op): 1:53am On Apr 06, 2011
[quote author=Shy-One link=topic=635811.msg8060932#msg8060932 date=1302050882]I didn't take the time to read the thread - no comments - I am actually working on referencing a large thesis for a client and am finalizing their citations and was stunned to see Mzdk's comment about citations and just wanted to see what style she is required to utilize via her lecturer or professor's guidelines.

That's all.

I'm good - not as tired - still feel sheepish about reading you wrong - hope you will forgive.

I feel pretty good - treated myself to a pedicure and manicure today - so I'm feeling a bit special.  You know us women have to take the time to treat ourselves - there is just too much drama and responsibilities that others load on us.

This white woman was rude today at the nail salon - actually got in my face and I was soo proud of myself - I was able to bite my tongue and hold it in - you know I will snap - but what I did was hold it in and then went shoe shopping right after wards and the sales clerks know me so they allowed to me to share.  So I was able to vent this time in a more proper manner.

It has been hard since hubby died - for me to hold my temper.  I'm trying more everyday to get a handle on it.[/quote]APA style make the referencing easier in my opinion and I hope the client want it done in APA style because MLA is very picky when it come to referencing citations in term papers.  

Aww.  Take it easy now.  Don't over stressed yourself.  Manicure and pedicure is necessary when it is getting warmer out.  I seen a lady today with some open toed sandals looking like she was playing footsies with Cujo the dog.
Romance › Re: Ladies, Would You Date A Minute Man? by MrsChima(op): 1:46am On Apr 06, 2011
You are in Comp 1 or Creative Writing, Sis?
Romance › Re: Ladies, Would You Date A Minute Man? by MrsChima(op): 1:45am On Apr 06, 2011
Phate07:
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you can say that again.

The APA style is better and much more popular. Dont like books and journals referenced in non-APA style.
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Exactly. Journals and Podcasts sucks!
Romance › Re: Ladies, Would You Date A Minute Man? by MrsChima(op): 1:43am On Apr 06, 2011
Phate07:
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U would like that, wont ya? wink

Hows the lil one, kicking like his poppa? undecided
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Nice, whats the topic on.
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You know you are the father right? tongue
Romance › Re: Ladies, Would You Date A Minute Man? by MrsChima(op): 1:41am On Apr 06, 2011
[quote author=Shy-One link=topic=635811.msg8060874#msg8060874 date=1302049972]@ Mzdk

I am soo happy for you.

Reference citations can be difficult as most people including students - don't cite works regularly and feel intimidated when required to do so with research papers, etc.

May I ask - MLA or APA formatting?  

Congratulations to you.[/quote]Hello Shyone.  How are you?  

I likes APA style better and it is more formal than MLA.
Romance › Re: Ladies, Would You Date A Minute Man? by MrsChima(op): 1:30am On Apr 06, 2011
MzDarkSkin:
[color=#0066ff]LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

It was SOOOO funny when he was screaming!!!!
I was thinking he must have seen the same weave wearing bush roach I saw  grin grin

"heh-heeellllooooo?" DEATH!  grin grin grin
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LMAO@roach with a flammable bush wig grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

Hello, is this the bug man?
Yes ma'am
I need someone to come out and kill these roaches for me
Okay, what is your name?
Bernice Jenkins, what Awwwwhhhhhhwwaahhahhahhhwhhehahhaah
(phone hung up)
Hello? Hello?
Romance › Re: Ladies, Would You Date A Minute Man? by MrsChima(op): 1:26am On Apr 06, 2011
Phate07:
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So, you are afraid of lil pinging neutrons. Thot ya was built of sterner stuff? undecided

Howdy, Msdarkskin, hows your thesis going?
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I am built of sterner stuff however you know the little one isn't. wink I knew you was little freaky but not that damn freaky! What you dream of making love in the radioactive sea? tongue
Romance › Re: Ladies, Would You Date A Minute Man? by MrsChima(op): 1:10am On Apr 06, 2011
The accent made it even funnier.  I even added a lil hyena pitch to it for the bonus effect.  

I also did Rickey Smiley's Roach skit where he was calling the bug company complaining about the roaches.  I mean I tried to hold it in but that shit was funny as hell because I was just remembering how in the South those palmetto bugs (flying cockroaches) were be all in those old women wigs and shit.  

Imagine one of them on a walker trying  to run and I am going to hell for laughing at that woman.  That was some funny shit.  The wig just shifting and shit.
Romance › Re: Ladies, Would You Date A Minute Man? by MrsChima(op): 12:58am On Apr 06, 2011
Them bitches. 

Hey Mz. Darkskin!  Girl!  My workies (colleagues)  and I was at a Bernie Mack Luncheon today.  We were all sharing our best Bernie Mack memories.  Girl, I described the Fraggies you know the simpleton and the gay imitating "Milk and Cookies" scene on the Kings of Comedy to my workies. 

Everybody in the place were hollering and hooting because I described the simpleton wearing a flammable plastic wig/weave little girl following her homosexual limped wrist and high booty big brother. 

You know the part where Bernie Mack said he was sleep one day and he kept hearing some noise downstairs so he get up and checked out the noise only to see the simpleton and the gay coming up the steps.  He asked them what were they doing up so late and the gay responded "We just wanted some (saying it in a sweet man way) milk and cookies", 

I did that scene so well they were asking for encores!  Girl, you had to been there!  I mean people were asking for oxygen and poo.  I said it with an African accent.   They are trying to get me to do an Open Mic skit at the place we were at but chile.
Romance › Re: Ladies, Would You Date A Minute Man? by MrsChima(op): 12:15am On Apr 06, 2011
remoranger:
nna na wa o. But its not his fault na. He was born that way. Ladies and probs. If he is too big. Complain. Too small. Complain. Comes too soon. Complain. Comes very late. Complain.
That life huh? cheesy
Romance › Re: Ladies, Would You Date A Minute Man? by MrsChima(op): 11:43pm On Apr 05, 2011
It is not their quaint habits that is the problem. It is the radiation that is the problem!

I would like to keep my current excellent health status. Thank God for BLUE SHIELD AND BLUE CROSS!
Romance › Re: Can Money Buy Love? by MrsChima(f): 11:41pm On Apr 05, 2011
Yes.

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