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[size=22pt]Love[/size]

When you gain weight regardless how much and your PARTNER say I still love you baby. 
When a woman go out on a date and her wig flies off in the air.  The man takes the woman and purchases her a new wig.  THAT IS LOVE. 
When you can fart in bed or around your partner and the response is in laughters.
When you eat a bad bowl of soup and instead of lashing out, you prepare a fresh batch of soup and saying thank you for an effort well done.
When you get in a car accident that leaves you invalid and your partner stay with you nursing you back to health.  THAT IS LOVE.

[size=22pt]LUST[/size]

When a woman gain weight and the man is seen with another woman. 
When a woman wigs flies off during a date, a man respond "GOTDAMN, where she go?"
When a woman or man farts in bed or have bodily fluid accident, "You nassy mofo  and get the bleep out of my house you shitty mofo".
When a woman or a man cook a terrible pot of soup, "Damn, where the bleep have you been raised? Yaba Left?"
When a man or a woman get in car accident and becomes invalid, "Awww damn!  You mean to tell me I have to clean your arse just to get some punny or manliness?"   "bleep that, I am outtie and it was nice knowing you when it was good".

The FIRST THING I looked for when I met my husband was his personality.

Hee hee

You got that right!

(farts profusely)

Kay money.

[quote author=kay-money link=topic=610902.msg7787689#msg7787689 date=1298489969] Mrs Chima are you sure [/quote]Mr. Chima is trying to figure out a successful DEFLOWERING process without pain and discomfort. Virgin power!

You think Mr. Chima will settle for ONE CHILD. No.

The chicks are saying they have put up with your arse long enough and it time to pay up.

I am proud to be a virgin.

REALITY101:
She kisses everything living that comes her way

I almost laughed in Spanish. Come here suga.

L. Reed

The babies will be healthy and beautiful. Thanks for asking suga.

Yes, that is why HIV IS RAMPANT especially in BLACK COMMUNITIES AROUND THE WORLD.

ogugua88:
Lmao wtf haha.

Seriously though, I've never seen or heard of a female urologist or andrologist. Why men are so into plastic surgery and obstetrics and gynecology in the first place is quite questionable lol. I've seen PLENTY of them. I find it lame anyhow. It's for professional reasons. Unless the spouse believes his or her partner will follow a wayward professional, but that's another topic altogether; one I find unpopular.

Sorry girl. I always put spins on people name. I will call you Oguga from now on.

[quote author=Lord_Reed link=topic=610342.msg7786532#msg7786532 date=1298476106]@Mrs.C
If that store attendant gets over familiar are you going to still come back?[/quote]If the shop boy get to the point where he is feeling me up and manhandling me.  Of course, I will not continue and police department will be involved. 

There is a different between cup your bosoms to take measurements and finding a bra that suits the size and massaging your bosoms when it is not necessary. It only takes about five minutes or less for most unless you have those TITANIC SIZED bosoms.

Odunnu,

Just take it as a compliment because hit dogs holler. This is a typical sand box crying manbitches topic.

Amina,

Although HIV testing is relative because you got millions of people with EXCUSES why they wouldn't take the test. However, there are people who meet with each other and have sex even with a condom thinking that the condom will protects them from totally not realizing that condoms can be defective, bear holes, slip off, and the elasticity of the condom wears off therefore doesn't hold much protection as one will think.

The problem with HIV testing in dating and marriage that people do not think they will catch it or they are shielded from it That is sad.

Yes.  Everyone should get tested regardless where they have met both online and offline.  My husband and I got tested before we were exclusively dating. What is the point of dating someone you may not be able to have sex or children with if the relationship progressed into marriage?

What you gon do Mobinga? What you gon do?


Rokiatu,

I was kissing him because he is hurting and venting. Are you finished drooling over that snow man?

Try harder Mobinga.  You are dealing with ironclad chicks boo.  

L. Reed,

Cross the street suga. Some things you just have to shoot out the way. Shoot on suga.

[quote author=Lord_Reed link=topic=610305.msg7786258#msg7786258 date=1298473494]@MDS


@Mrs.C
Just doing my bit lol. Howz our lil cousin doing?[/quote]Which cousin you referring to?  The one I married?    (deleting Reality's number from celly)  (looking innocent)

(farts profusely)

You cheating on me with a man?

L. Reed,

I was going to say the same thing BUT I did not want to be accused of talking about someone's mother.

It is sad how some boys view their mothers.


Mz. Dark,

L. Reed is a real man and he is REPPIN the GOOD AFRICAN MEN.

Not all of us get tickles an sensations at doctor visits.

What about the bra shops? A decent bra shop measures the bust and width of a woman to get the right bra size. You want your wife or girlfriend to have too little bra?

Eating dicks? Suga, I am not Hannibal Lecter or Jeffrey Dahmer. No offense none. I like riding my black stallion please get it right. NOTHING IS EATING HERE.

It is interesting because every IGBO MAN I asked in my area said the same thing but surprising to e a few other African men from other countries said they didn't mind after all he is just a doctor.

Mr. Chima FORBADE ME TO HAVE A MALE DOCTOR. I had to politely remind my baby he wasn't in Lagos. He was getting beside himself. My husband's friend was spitting and foaming at the mouth when I asked him what if his wife won't change doctors what would he do?

Good thing I was at home because I would have been escorted out of someone's home again.