₦airaland Forum

tosyne2much:
Lord have mercy

What's wrong dear?

DeeTus:
Ok, i will make you my adviser on Women Matters.

You won't be disappointed.

DeeTus:
Not really. Was actually kidding.

I learnt a lot from your posts. You're damn good!

Thanks dear. To be continued

faith551:
Yea, a pretty good one

You or me?

faith551:
Nah, she's cool

You think I am spoiled too?

DeeTus:
lol

That lady's very spoiled.

How am I spoiled?

faith551:
Yea I am, I wanted to be the only one u share the experience with

The snake position?

sheyman4phy:
Lool come have a taste and know if its truly small

Take a number.

dharay99:

yhu call daht red top & apron u
putting on in ur dp "see tru nightie abt"

LOOK HARDER!

faith551:
Mmmmhhhhhmmmmm?? You sure seem to be talking from experience

Jealous?

sheyman4phy:
Hmmm...I think romance section should be my most liked section now already learnt 2 new things today.
Thanks madam

You are welcome small dick.

faith551:
Lol, so who's paying?

Goodbye!

gregzone:
[color=#F48700]Its too early to be swinging dicks around here you know. Please get dressed[/color]

I am dressed.

sheyman4phy:
@mrschima,can u please expantiate on the snake position?am hearing it for the first time

What am i? Dr. Chimasex?

Snake position

Have your woman lay on her belly and slip an arch pillow under her hips to allow comfort. You straddle her hips as you insert your dick behind her rectum but you are aiming for her clit. You penetrate as you will and enjoy!

faith551:
Will tell u later, how's ur day going

Well! Yours? I don't do homes...hotel is more my choice.

faith551:
Our house

Addrrss?

faith551:
Will give u wen u come

Where is the location?

faith551:
It's free, and I'll tell u what ails you when u enrol

Where are the forms sir?

faith551:
Dnt worry, I know what ails you, I've got the medicine
Just apply for the course and you will be well

What's the fee? What's ailing me sir?

Jacksparrow0712:
No idea what you on about ma

Whew! It was an imposter! Carry on jor!

faith551:
Lol, it's a practical course dear

Can you get a muse...I am a bit sickly. (Coughing)

Jacksparrow0712:
All the best
Watch out for my wedding invitations next year. 2016 is Jacksparrow's

You are turning in your player's card?

(Walks in wearing see through nightie)

Morning!

Beautiful wedding.

Deejavuu:
Lmao!

Mrs Chima na werey

faith551:
That's what you think

Then educate me you Igbo stallion.

icedbeatz:
what happened?!
me : 911, please someone must have stolen Mrschima's gadget to type this please track the perpetrator down Hahahahahaha
wow really you Mrschima? really commendable. hope you kick like this more.

I do...you are too busy browsing dick and toto threads.

RichardFuld:
I hope you aren't serious...Do you really F@**ing think that Nigeria has all these marriage benefits?Do you lack common sence? -_-;

What is you on about? I asked in Nigeria because my last statement applied of those in Nigeria and then you go listing all that bullshit.

Do you lack common sense?

ronald4lif:
Agreed, it isn't a guarantee. Nothing is. Life itself isn't a guarantee. But sexual compatibility and satisfaction is indispensable and crucial to the sustainability of a marriage for one to undermine and by-pass it before marriage.

In the case of this OP's friend, how would she have handle such a situation after marriage had she abide by the religious rule of no-sex before marriage. Putting into consideration the fact that she considers sexual satisfaction fundamental.

She is complaining about dick size and that's fixable but if he is selfish on bed then she is out of luck. Let's just say it was no issues before marriage and then bam after marriage there are issues that didn't occur before marriage sexually..what would be your advice then?

faith551:
So u mean if I had a small dick, I have no chance with you? , I was thinking?
There are ladies that are so inactive on bed, they just Lye on the bed like a log of wood

The only thing a woman can do on bed is moan and move her hips even that doesn't require skills.