₦airaland Forum

MrCork:
..STOP DERAILING THE THREAD, MRS CHIMA!!

Cutehector:
wow.. Can I see

Cutehector:
oh yeah.. so how is market today? Did u sell plantain?

MrCork:
....well if it was upto me...juss becuz u so stubborn....i will buy u a cow witout a horn...that wud be yor punishment!!

Cutehector:
d only person dats makin noise here is u

MrCork:
...mrs chima...the day u Eva act like a lady...we nairalanders will contribute moiney & buy u a cow..... I swaaar!

ronald4lif:
Nwanne, nee kwamu nsogbu oo. MrsChima cholu ibu buta'm ukwu na ogbolo.

ronald4lif:
Get outta here, you nutter.

Cutehector:
mrschima leav me alone.. I understand u like my attention.. I"m sorry its not available

ronald4lif:
Add a zero there and there you have the average time I roll.

kay29000:
Nope. There is a huge difference. With polygamy, you MARRY more than one wife. With an open marriage, you don't have to marry the girl (s) you are sleeping with.

Cutehector:
I am very very quilty of that! .. My voice will melt ur heart

Teempakguy:
You're brilliant.

ronald4lif:
Mine is hawt.

agarawu23:
when you go get sense ?

stop tagging Nigeria men.
how many times will I warn you ?

Teempakguy:
sexist racism is not good oh. . . dear is God oh

agarawu23:
I saved yours with mrschima 12 rounds

agarawu23:
that's the handwork of mrschima

RichardFuld:
Tax Benefits

Filing joint income tax returns with the IRS and state taxing authorities.
Creating a "family partnership" under federal tax laws, which allows you to divide business income among family members.

Estate Planning Benefits

Inheriting a share of your spouse's estate.
Receiving an exemption from both estate taxes and gift taxes for all property you give or leave to your spouse.
Creating life estate trusts that are restricted to married couples, including QTIP trusts, QDOT trusts, and marital deduction trusts.
Obtaining priority if a conservator needs to be appointed for your spouse -- that is, someone to make financial and/or medical decisions on your spouse's behalf.

Government Benefits

Receiving Social Security, Medicare, and disability benefits for spouses.
Receiving veterans' and military benefits for spouses, such as those for education, medical care, or special loans.
Receiving public assistance benefits.

Employment Benefits

Obtaining insurance benefits through a spouse's employer.
Taking family leave to care for your spouse during an illness.
Receiving wages, workers' compensation, and retirement plan benefits for a deceased spouse.
Taking bereavement leave if your spouse or one of your spouse's close relatives dies.

Medical Benefits

Visiting your spouse in a hospital intensive care unit or during restricted visiting hours in other parts of a medical facility.
Making medical decisions for your spouse if he or she becomes incapacitated and unable to express wishes for treatment.

Death Benefits

Consenting to after-death examinations and procedures.
Making burial or other final arrangements.

Family Benefits

Filing for stepparent or joint adoption.
Applying for joint foster care rights.
Receiving equitable division of property if you divorce.
Receiving spousal or child support, child custody, and visitation if you divorce.

Housing Benefits

Living in neighborhoods zoned for "families only."
Automatically renewing leases signed by your spouse.

Consumer Benefits

Receiving family rates for health, homeowners', auto, and other types of insurance.
Receiving tuition discounts and permission to use school facilities.
Other consumer discounts and incentives offered only to married couples or families.

Other Legal Benefits and Protections

Suing a third person for wrongful death of your spouse and loss of consortium (loss of intimacy).
Suing a third person for offenses that interfere with the success of your marriage, such as alienation of affection and criminal conversation (these laws are available in only a few states).
Claiming the marital communications privilege, which means a court can't force you to disclose the contents of confidential communications between you and your spouse during your marriage.
Receiving crime victims' recovery benefits if your spouse is the victim of a crime.
Obtaining immigration and residency benefits for noncitizen spouse.
Visiting rights in jails and other places where visitors are restricted to immediate family.

..and free sex.She also does all the housework.LOL

MrCork:
...mrs chima...u are a confussed child. (no ofeense)

MrCork:
...mrs chima...why do u enjoy talkin about holes?....pls act like lady!