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My life depends on what mugu?

Poster,

This is what I do when I am on the phone with people regardless if I called them first or they called me first. When they start talking to other people or conducting business on the phone. I will simply hang up the phone and after a while they will starts to understand what I will do if it happens again.

I swear I have done it to everyone and NO one talks to other people on the phone when I am on the phone and they have a hard time catching me on the phone so they take advantage of my attention on the phone.

I am a text queen. You will get me better if you send me a text because I don't have time to listen to people rambling about SHIT.

Nothing wrong with having five boyfriends on the side.

All Mr. Cock wants is punny. He is not asking for much.

I see Ms. Yam is back.

Osama10:

What you shock for? I said he is NOT impotent.

(cuddles Mr. Chima's balls and watching the CONDO unfold itself)

[quote author=shy-one. link=topic=626823.msg7941915#msg7941915 date=1300497630]Sowwy Chima

Especially YOU - NO IS NOT AN OPTION

You are there is we have to come as a group - grab you kicking and screaming and Mr. Chima and any Chimettes that have been birthed - you are there with or without your permission.   [/quote]Thanks for the offer, but I will have to decline.  I think you will find a lot of interesting people in Lagos that will be a hoot on stage if the planning going accordingly.  MBJ would be a nice one to have on stage if you don't mind hearing about pantyliners and hoes having their periods while tricking.

[quote author=MzD@rkSkin link=topic=626823.msg7941925#msg7941925 date=1300497748][color=#0066ff]^^isn't womankidnapping illegal? [/color][/quote] bombaclast

Desso,

You are a mugu

It sound like a nice getup for those from Nairaland who don't mind meeting each other in person.  I would meet a very FEW people privately but I will not be coming to the Bash.  

I am sure you guys will have a lovely time in Lagos and at the bash.  Don't forget to bring your BUG SPRAY if you are not from Africa.  They have some killer mosquitos.  

Thank God Mr. Chima is NOT impotent!

The point is DKING why does it matter to you?

Poster,

I am going to give it to you STRAIGHT what a man do BEFORE MARRIAGE will be the EXACT SAME THING he will do AFTER MARRIAGE. Trust me.

I am ONLY saying MAN because the poster is straight therefore I am advising her to seek her INNER SPIRIT which is the holy spirit. BUT if you are not a believer nor spiritual than me advising you to seek the holy spirit is like asking a crackhead not to smoke crack. Okay bad analogy but you get my point.

Just use common sense and know that if you can't deal with whatever he is doing that YOU DO NOT APPROVE of then take the time to reevaluate the situation. There is nothing wrong with taking things slow. Rushing into things when there are RED FLAGS FLARING is a bad omen. Do not be twisted by the mere thought of someone giving you attention but BAD ATTENTION is not healthy.

You deserve someone that will treat you with respect and honor you as a wife of his throne and not someone that treats you like his baby sister or house maid. Remember your self worth is more than diamonds claim it and prosper.

Good luck.

Hmmm.

All of that was not CALLED FOR.

If she want to share her story about her boyfriend spending money on her and she rather he invest in business why is that a problem?

livedit:
I would say: "Never say never. " So many people like to use that word and then end up one day doing exactly what they said they will never do.  What I can say is: Through the grace and mercy of God, I will never do blank in a relationship.

Hey Girl! I agree and that why I said that I will never be unrealistic. It is easy saying what you won't do until the time comes then it is like DO OR DIE.

The best place for a wife is at the ho house. Men always say that they don't want hoes AND YET still chasing after hoes.

You do know excessive salvia is ESSENTIAL in MouthAction.

I love two people at the same time and it is:

My right hand
My left hand

Mrs. Chima
2319 Muldover Road
Reno, Nevada 89503

George,

You couldn't reach my nyansh? Because you have NOT yet kiss my ENTIRE NYANSH.

Hmmm i see. Well Poster you will have to be careful when sucking pussy because all pussy is not suckable. Just saying.

Mrs. Eve will be missed.

I might have MISREAD something,

You caught MALARIA SUCKING PUSSY?

Pussy get malaria too? (fainted)

No offense suga,

I am looking for a man this time.

Rokiatu,

You did advertise that Hottie need a man so a man came running. Now I need a weekend boyfriend who at least making above 900,000,000 salary because I want to have fun this weekend traveling around the world with my weekend boyfriend.

Sex is negotiable.

Have anyone ever scat in their partner's mouth? You know shit in their partner's mouth if so how was the experience? Inquiry minds want to know.

amu ukwu:
i go tell Oga

Who is Oga?

Oh, you have no idea.