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How can I mount myself on your face Dsense?  Please let me know.  You getting to be a lil too freaky for me!

USA HAVE MALARIA?


Mr. Chima time to go to Fiji! Pack up! We gotta go!

If you count that big arse boil on your right cheek sure!

2buff:
Yet another perfect example of your  inability to read and comprehend at work.
I don't think anyone was trying to do that.

I'm seriously concerned about your mental health now. Maybe I shouldn't be too harsh on you as it may be the best you can do.

Is this muthabike FOR REAL? Seriously? This muthabike gon TELL ME HOW I FEEL AND WHAT I WANTED TO HEAR and then when I tell this muthabike not to tell me what I want to hear or feel. I got mental health issues? WHAT THE Bleep? What is in that gotdamn water near the village? SERIOUSLY.

[quote author=D-sense link=topic=590662.msg7584609#msg7584609 date=1295737548]I wished and it's happening . . .Next!!!
[size=3pt]Bloody witch [/size][/quote]I got your witch alright when I put a juju on that micro kinni!

philip0906:
Gaddamit. . .

Gaddamit these nuts!

Dsense you is nassy.

Right sis. SMMFFGGDPAMFH.

Excuse you? How the hell can I deprive him of sexual activity by simple pointing to the couch in the living room? Hmm. I think you got Malaria.

2buff:
So that was just what you wanted to hear. You do realize that's just one opinion right?
If she slapped a guy, even worse so, if she has been having a swell time with it to the point that it was a personal habit of her's, I'd be sure she understands how dumb she was.
My judgement is always based on a 3rd person perspective, not 1st or 2nd.

Please do not tell me what I WANT TO HEAR.  Thank you very much in advances.  One thing I hate when a mofo tell me WHAT I WANT TO HEAR or what I FEEL.  Now that is out of the way.

The answer he stated was typically correct and AS MUCH SHIT YOU TALKING you would not let a man hit your sister, daughter, mother, grandmother, or aunt REGARDLESS if they hit him or not.  Now that the truth.  TALK THAT SHIT if you want to because I ain't hearing it.

[quote author=eku_bear link=topic=590545.msg7584938#msg7584938 date=1295743249]I'd love to do all of that. But if it becomes a habit? And restraining her doesn't work? Or if it is late at night, I'm drunk or already in an emotionally excited the state?

Anyway, advice to all you women. . . human beings aren't too different from animals. You know that you wouldn't beat your dog, because being an animal it will eventually turn on you and bite you. Might not be a bad idea to show your man the same respect.
I[b]f it was just a bump, then I'd of course be very pissed. But if she slapped some dude? And especially if it were a repeated thing? I'd probably still beat the sh1t out of the dude, but at the same time I'd understand his position.[/b][/quote]Aha Ha! There ya go. Was it that hard suga?

Mygoldie:
hey sis,don't say that,you'd be fine,its normal.

Girl, Mr. Chima ain't gon do that. He will look at me and roll over and bump me out of his spot on the bed. TRUST ME, Mr. Chima ain't no punk! I told him just cos he strong and all don't think I won't fight! But, I won't start nothing. [size=2pt]yet[/size]

Deprive him of what Dsense?

:-x :-x :-x :-x :-x :-x :-x :-x :-x :-x :-x :-x :-x :-x :-x :-x

LMAO! Did this mofo say we ADDING SHIT? Oooh lawd!

Dsense! Your brother sleeping in the living room tonight! He is the reason my hormones out of wack! Why must we women conceive children?! Why?

That okay Dsense, I will be your seasonal friend.

My husband keep me warm all year around.

[size=22pt]THAT IT! MYGOLDIE! School park at 3 pm on DOT! [/size]


Dsense! Pass out the flyers! We having a JELLO FIGHT IN BIKINI TOMORROW AFTERNOON!

Admission fee: $29.99!

[quote author=eku_bear link=topic=590545.msg7584832#msg7584832 date=1295741049]@silentc: It isn't a tough call at all! Don't introduce violence into the situation and expect the other party not to do so too!

Why should there be double standards? There is no justification for it. Anyway, all of this is a moot discussion. Naija women are not mumus. . . the chance of you meeting a nigerian woman who will want to hit a man is very low.

@Mrs, Chima: None of my female relatives would do anything like that.[/quote]ONCE AGAIN, if your female relatives get jumped by a man simply because they have grazed against or bumped against a man WHETHER IT IS intentionally or not.  WHAT WOULD YOU DO?  Just say "Oh, you shouldn't bumped him"?  Seriously spare me the bullshit.

REALITY101:
How romantic 

@topic I love her for being over romantic

Hush your mouth before I tell your brother! He still owe you a wedgy!

Pardon me chatters.  I am conceiving so I am a lil RARE at this moment.  Damn these hormones!  

It is Mr. Chima's fault!    I oughta make him sleep in the living room tonight!

Mz. Dark is my young, strong, intelligent and beautiful baby sister!  She is beautiful inside and outside and that is a rare combination.   Keep being you suga!   I love you sissy!


I haven't seen the other sisters but ALL SISTERS ARE BEAUTIFUL regardless if they have a few bumps or many!  Hee hee!  Black do not crack and we look good WITHOUT MAKE UP!  Can I get a holla holla!

I love all the STRONG BLACK SISTERS that are handling their business and being proud to be a representation of what is REAL. LOVE YALL!

[quote author=D-sense link=topic=590973.msg7584823#msg7584823 date=1295740892]I thank God for The day,the min,the place i met you . . .You are such a darlin sweetie . .  .lobe you.
OP.
Mrs chima is such a wonderful,sensible,intelligent,adorable person [/quote]Why you got me crying?    (sniffling)  Did he say SENSIBLE?  Hmmph.

Mygoldie:
she is my sis,who takes pleasure in writing a hella novel posts/thread and changing her name,whislt getting the ban.But nevertheless,i love her still.

Okay, I will take the wish your hair get nappy back but may you fart during your date with your man!    I love you sissy!  I don't write no novels do I?  (rollin eyes)

See that right there. I don't believe that. That is some bullshit arse lie and YOU KNOW IT. When will I get some mofos that will KEEP IT REAL REGARDLESS? Seriously.

Mygoldie may your hair get nappy!

I don't want you to get banned like you told me that you don't want to get me banned Dsense. You my sane and my blanket! What would I do without you suga?

She is my crazy sister who is on the same mind lane as me from other mother! I love you sissy!

Although, I want to pull Dsense's ears sometimes but he such a sweetheart and I am glad I am in his world!