I want to officially contest for Miss Nairaland.
I know I'm married, but who says married women cannot contest? Nobody. So I hereby declare my interest.
Do I have any tangible opponent? I guess not. Thus that officially makes me MISS NAIRALAND 2009!!!!!!!!!

muffins:

I hope you know who you're talking to?

I'm talking to an Ashewo girl

MrCrackles:

That poster is a lunatic. . .
I am sick and tired of whoever it is, pranking all over the forum!
I will just ignore from now!_{Howz u anyway}

I'm a lunatic? So you are calling me a lunatic? Mr Crackle Head, what I will not tolerate is your attacking my personality. You know me very well for my attacking skills, so don't tempt me.

MrsCrackle:

Can't hurt a fly? Or did I not hear you well, or am I not seeing clearly?
Mr Crackle Head don't let us exchange words in this link.
It seems our family quarrel has spilled into nairaland. Let me keep quiet for now.
Before I go please I need some money for our sons school fees. Send it fast or you will regret the day you were born a man!

Meanwhile I'm still waiting for our Sons School fees

spikedcylinder:

Yea, you should ignore, he/she will tire of it.
I'm good.

@spikedcylinder, if you think I will tire out, think again. Even Mr Crackle Head knows better!

muffins:

Thank your stars, I'm no longer in my ,mama-gee days, you would have seen if you wouldn't receive the insults of your life at this level.

What can U do? Asewo!!!
Try me and you will regret the day you started seeing your menses!!!!!!!
You senseless b*tch

!amebo no1:

@muflin, mopking, mopper, muffin, mufon, mutton, muppins or whatever you call yourself, A desperate attempt to get me banned , aiight?

Get a life, i mean a good life outside nairaland, be useful to the society at large, make an impact on people's life, just try and stop being dumb for once, and act like a woman whose senses are still intact, stop acting like someone that left her brains out at the backyard for the goats and hens to feed on,think with your brain for once and not your pubic hair, do this for me atleast,i am not asking for too much, am i?

Thank you

michelin89:

You were not better yourself and I am not convinced of this new you either. We can't eliminate everyone that gets on my nerves or this forum would be dead and gone. Just ignore them and if you must tell someone off do it. Being passive is dangerous to health.

You think you can look for my trouble and get away free. You are stalking me and interfering in my family business. Don't look for my trouble mrs-holier-than-thou because if you do, i will give it to you in full dose. Even your friend (@michelin89) and your enemy (amebo no1) know than you are not a saint as you claim.
Take your time OOOO!!!!!!!!!

You are the one that should be banned. You ugly w^tch. Why do you meddle in someone elses business. Or is MrCrackles complaining.
Have seen some of your posts are they are very
If you look for my trouble again, I will show you that I'm a no nonsense lady. I know why you are jealous of me, I'm more beautiful than you!
Oh, you think that picture in ur profile will deceive us?

MrCrackles:

Brashy cant even hurt a fly so breaking hearts is impossicant!. . . 

Can't hurt a fly? Or did I not hear you well, or am I not seeing clearly?
Mr Crackle Head don't let us exchange words in this link.
It seems our family quarrel has spilled into nairaland. Let me keep quiet for now.
Before I go please I need some money for our sons school fees. Send it fast or you will regret the day you were born a man!

The Sly:

Shuuuuuuuu!

muffins:

^^Please stop the stalking, it's not funny, thank you.

I don't need to prove anything to you guys, MrCrackles knows I am his ex and we have a kid, an slowpoke .

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@MrsCrackles

MrsCrunchers or whatever you call yourself, Can you stop stalking users because I have been watching you and I have noticed that you've been stalking MrCrackles,Can you stop stalking users for an attention because you're not getting one, thank you.

@Mopkins,mopins, muffon, mopins or whatever f^^king name u call urself, why don't u mind ur business. The beef between me and MrCrackles is family affair. So piss off.

SeanT21:

U should be in a state of bliss.Her username is dedicated to U, she claims to still be your wife eventhough she stated that U are impotent and she follows U everywhere.Who wont love that.

Why should that Brashy Bastard called MrCrackles be in bliss?
I don't follow him, infact its the other way round, he follows me!!!!!!!
He knows I'm the only one that can accommodate him!

muffins:

Are you related to MrCrackle in any way or are you just a stalker?

My Ex-husband

MrCrackles:

For fuc.k sake moderators cant ban!
How many times has it been talked about on the forum

For f**k sake stop using the F word! If there is something I don't like about you, its the fcu.king way you use the F word. I don't wanna hear that fucking word again. Neither do I f**king wanna see any posts with the word "Bleep"
Do you f**king hear me!!!!!!!!!!

MrCrackles:

Dang this chick is fugly!
Yuck. . . . ._{pukes recklessly}

Is she UGLIER than you

Crackles is an odd name!!! But due to love I accepted it

MrCrackles:

Stop constituting a nuisance on the forum!

Who's the one constituting nuisance? Me or U?
You constituted a nuisance to our family, now you are constituting nuisance in nairaland!

FELLOW NAIRALANDERS DONT MAKE THE SAME MISTAKE I MADE!
I MARRIED A BRASHY BASTARD CALLED MRCRACKLES BUT I DID NOT KNOW THAT HE IS IMPOTENT!!!!!!!!
NOW I'M ALL ALONE WITH NO ONE TO SATISFY ME!!!!!!
I THINK I'LL GO TO COURT FOR ANNULMENT OF OUR WEDDING SO I CAN MARRY A MAN!!!!!

MrCrackles:

TB Joshua again

Honey, I think you need to visit TB Joshua so that he will cure you of your impotency!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jarus:

With ten months gone in 2009, my annual list of TOP 10 NAIRALANDERS-2009 is being revived.

I will release the list in two batches(Don't call me Sanusi o  ). The second batch will be released by the end of November.

Here is the First list(Not in any order):

1, MRCRACKLES: This guy shook Nairaland in 2009, as he did in the previous year. Visible in almost every section and thread, MrCrackles is unarguably one of the most popular and controversial nairalanders. A topic was opened where somebody accused him of being a cultist. Not given to long posts, his posts are usually short, emoticon-laden and filled with slangs, most often insultive ones. He will make anybody's list.

2. BECOMRICH: For forumers that dwell politics and other related sections, becomrich is one guy which every word that comes from his keyboard keeps you laughing. He has always been like that, but he became a four-star comedian in 2009. The passion with which he marshals his arguments is phenomenally surprising. New slangs like 'Mapomeji', 'I talk to God', evolved because of this guy. If you did not go to politics section section in 2009, you have missed a lot.

3.LAWYER: Lawyer is a moderator, and I tried not to make any Mod make the list, but I can't help putting Lawyer in my list. He did a great job on NL in 2009. He did wonderfully well in his Property section. He did researches, went as far as going to a Ogun state to take pictures of estates/land for sale, did same for Okun Ajah area etc. He is one person that made NL thick in 2009.

4.CRISTALZ A list of NL's TOP 10 without having a rep from the sports section is definitely not worth it. I had serious difficulty picking representative of sports section in my list, as there are a lot of folks from sports section who collosally moved NL in the outgoing year.  Last year, it was Dayokanu. This year, I give it to Cristalz. She is one Nairalander that shook the sports section in 2009.

5.THIEF OF HEARTS Another ubiquitous Nairalander. We hardly see eye to eye but I think she deserves a spot in the list of Top 10 Nairalanders in 2009.

Poser: Will Abuzola and Tpia make the next list? I myself don't know. . . . let's wait

The next list will pull up some surprise. But until then, keep debating.  . . .

Mr Crackles one of the top 10 Nairalanders?
I see you guys don't know Mr Crackles, he is a slowpoke who can't satisfy his wife. He takes solace browsing the net day and night posting rubbish!!!!!!
This is Obstrepterous!!!!!!

MrCrackles:

Bring it on. . . .You will regret the day you grew pubic hair!

Talking about pubic hairs, do you have any? You don't have!!!!!!!!
I married a castrated donkey called Mr Crackles.

MrCrackles:

Hence, she aint no Mrs Crackles!
She's fake

MrCrackles you are calling me fake? It is your d.ick that is fake!

MrCrackles:

I swear now, morons abound around here . . . 

Now who's the slowpoke. I married you and at the altar I realised that I married a slowpoke!
But thank God I left u for the love of my life. Anyway I'm still bearing MrsCrackle just because of our kid who happens to be an slowpoke
O MrCrackle why the f.cuk did God create you?

MrCrackles:

You are a two faced knob head. . .
What ae you going to do to him?
Suck his dic.k or what

Talking about sucking dick, can your dick be sucked? Don't think so cos I tried but it was so small that my tongue couldn't see it