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Romance / Re: Which Nairaland Guy Would U Choose As Your Nairaland Love/crush On Nairaland? by MrsEve: 1:23pm On Nov 04, 2010
Yorisb,

Tell him, can he stay with you?
Romance / Re: Imagine by MrsEve: 1:21pm On Nov 04, 2010
(hugging my mommie)
Romance / Re: Why do beautiful ladies end up with ugly men(and vice versa)? by MrsEve: 1:17pm On Nov 04, 2010
El Guapo:

[size=16pt] i think money speaks in this situation(u know some ladies are jxt ready to marry a gorilla b'cos of money) [/size]

Hey baby, ya missed me? wink
Romance / Re: Imagine by MrsEve: 1:16pm On Nov 04, 2010
Hey Mommie Maddie embarassed
Romance / Re: Imagine by MrsEve: 1:15pm On Nov 04, 2010
Awww poster, need some help with tighten the ropes?   smiley
Romance / Re: Nairaland Females Should Act Like Real Ladies! by MrsEve: 1:10pm On Nov 04, 2010
(clicks ignore)
Romance / Re: Nairaland Females Should Act Like Real Ladies! by MrsEve: 1:08pm On Nov 04, 2010
Mr cock,

I don't want you nukka, angry
Romance / Re: Nl Auctions- Ended! by MrsEve: 12:42pm On Nov 04, 2010
jay bee:

Since when?

I want you though shocked shocked shocked
What we gon do about that tongue

You couldn't handle me sweety, stick with the girls, I am all too woman for ya wink
Romance / Re: Nl Auctions- Ended! by MrsEve: 11:56am On Nov 04, 2010
Not everybody wants Jaybee
Romance / Re: The Ugly Woman's Burden by MrsEve: 11:55am On Nov 04, 2010
By the way not all mixed kids come out cute, JUST SAYING, lipsrsealed
Romance / Re: The Ugly Woman's Burden by MrsEve: 11:54am On Nov 04, 2010
Creamish,

White men or oyindos date ugly women in Nigeria shocked Wow!
Romance / Re: Nl Auctions- Ended! by MrsEve: 11:53am On Nov 04, 2010
Are we still bidding on peniseses?
Romance / Re: Help, I Cant Just Know How To Front This Damsel by MrsEve: 11:51am On Nov 04, 2010
kokoye:

you can play the 'punk in distress'

always works.





grin

Can't stand Koyoke, (laughing) cry
Romance / Re: Nairaland Females Should Act Like Real Ladies! by MrsEve: 11:49am On Nov 04, 2010
Ibo-made,

What size brassiere you wear? smiley
Romance / Re: What Will You Do If You Catch Your Spouse Having Sex On Your Wedding Eve? by MrsEve: 9:53am On Nov 04, 2010
So basically what you saying Yorisb, YALL SOME PUNKS?
Romance / Re: Why do beautiful ladies end up with ugly men(and vice versa)? by MrsEve: 9:15am On Nov 04, 2010
Beauty is relative,
Romance / Re: Nairaland Females Should Act Like Real Ladies! by MrsEve: 9:14am On Nov 04, 2010
It always the SNOTTY NOSED BOYS SHOUTING that lil girls should be respectful when THEY RUNNING OUT OF CONTROL and they pushed that OLD FASHIONED BULLCHIT,

Better luck next time Mr cock,
Romance / Re: Nairaland Females Should Act Like Real Ladies! by MrsEve: 9:13am On Nov 04, 2010
Ms. Potato,

Did you say that Yorisb is a sweetheart? You find nothing wrong with Dsense? Oh lawd who kidnapped Ms Potato?

(calling Sherlock Holmes)
Romance / Re: What Shud I Do? by MrsEve: 9:09am On Nov 04, 2010
Kennyman,

I was in a situation like that before and I had to plan a set up because I sure damn wasn't gon get involve in no chit like that (THEY ALWAYS BLAME THE MESSENGER AFTERWARD) so instead of getting caught up in the mix, simply coordinate her patterns (her cheating patterns so you know when to bring the husband in)

1. Set up her cheating patterns
2. Remain neutral and support her, I know it sound crazy but let her know that you will keep her promise or you won't be involve, TECHNICALLY you are not involve because you are not planning on telling him I hope!
3. Type a letter saying you want him to meet you at such and such place where ever they cheating at, and make sure he is there front and forward where he can catch his wife in act

The reason for the typed letter so that it does not trace back to you and you won't be blame for him catching the chick, and make sure the letter is implying that it the wife that writing this and that it a secret do not mention anything to anyone

It has to be so where the husband and the wife does not have communication because if he communicate to her that her signal not to meet the dude and the WHOLE PLAN IS FUKKED UP,

I need to be a detective! Damn I am good! shocked
Romance / Re: Who Loves Big Girls? by MrsEve: 9:00am On Nov 04, 2010
Oh My! I think I need to close the door! (closing the door a little bit and peeking in)

Well, Gangataboo,

Where I live we got so many Nigerian and Ghanian men it ain't even funny. I know for a fact they love them some thick women, one dude got the NERVE TO TELL ME I AINT THICK ENOUGH, I was like NUKKA I AINT TRYNA GET THICK ENOUGH,

They don't like that frail looking chit but they don't like NO BIG BISH either, and they tells me that American women are far more freaky than Nigerian women. They also said that American women taught them how to do some chit that THEY NEVER THOUGHT A WOMAN CAN DO, they didn't really go in details so I can't elaborate but I got an idea of what they were referring,

I am tryna think far back, oooh I know one Nigerian dude said that he ain't never knew what ANAL SEX was until he met him a big girl and ever since he was in love,
Romance / Re: Nl Auctions- Ended! by MrsEve: 8:52am On Nov 04, 2010
No thanks! I am on a diet, I don't want no pork at this moment lipsrsealed
Romance / Re: Hausa Men: Do You Like Freaky Women? by MrsEve: 8:49am On Nov 04, 2010
Me_Aboki:

@poster: your question is loaded with mischief and stereotypical naivety of some southerners (note, I didn't generalize) - apparently, all Hausa men have the same taste and no individual preferences - just admit that you simply want to take style insult Hausa people otherwise, I cant imagine you are that silly. angry



Aboki,

Before you start chitting on yourself, this topic has nothing to do with insulting Hausa men, the ONLY REASON I asked this question because apparently Hausa men is COINED to be sexually dominant and the women is to be meek in perspective WHICH I THOUGHT against it because I couldn't believe that to be true, SO INSTEAD of assuming, I ASKED THE QUESTION,

I simply asked them what MAKE THEM SAY THAT, and they responded that Hausa men typically are more RELIGIOUS than the latter. So I responded that religious men can't be freaky nor want a freaky woman? So instead of accepting their answers I decided to ask THE LION ITSELF,

Which is why the thread WAS DEVELOPED, nothing to do with insulting anyone, AND I KNOW DAMN WELL YOU AINT TRIPPIN OFF THIS LITTLE THREAD when I seen FAR MORE INSULTING THREADS, but of course THIS SITE IS BIAS TOWARD WOMEN ANYWAYS,

Not surprising, TOO PREDICTABLE, undecided
Romance / Re: Hausa Men: Do You Like Freaky Women? by MrsEve: 8:45am On Nov 04, 2010
mama-gee:

grin grin grin grin

(hissing loudly) angry
Romance / Re: Hausa Men: Do You Like Freaky Women? by MrsEve: 8:44am On Nov 04, 2010
D-sense:

Ma baby is fighting hard back. . . . Boring thread tongue

You can exercise your right to STFU Dsense angry
Romance / Re: Nigerian Date by MrsEve: 8:36am On Nov 04, 2010
That American for oh! grin
Romance / Re: Nigerian Date by MrsEve: 8:30am On Nov 04, 2010
aha! wink
Romance / Re: Which Nairaland Guy Would U Choose As Your Nairaland Love/crush On Nairaland? by MrsEve: 8:27am On Nov 04, 2010
Please do Yorisb! I woke up in sweat and tears from having a nightmare! cry cry
Romance / Re: Hausa Men: Do You Like Freaky Women? by MrsEve: 11:30pm On Nov 03, 2010
milu4:

topic locked undecided undecided

(hissing loudly) angry
Romance / Re: Nigerian Date by MrsEve: 11:27pm On Nov 03, 2010
Hmmm I wonder what project you working on Omoloa? wink
Romance / Re: Hausa Men: Do You Like Freaky Women? by MrsEve: 8:30pm On Nov 03, 2010
So basically, what you saying you want a ho?
Romance / Re: Nl Auctions- Ended! by MrsEve: 8:28pm On Nov 03, 2010
Make sure you take some kangaroo repellent, I heard they like them dark men down under wink

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