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Romance / Re: Who Loves Big Girls? by MrsEve: 8:25pm On Nov 03, 2010 |
Or they dikks too little one, One dude on this site said that he could get with a big woman but he don't think he got enough dikk, THAT WAS ENOUGH EVIDENCE that half of these nukkas got a lil dikk and looking for a frail bish with no azz and look like a straight up wall so he can feel that his dikk is at least average, Now I done told these nukkas here that IF A BISH LIKE YOU, YOUR LIL DIKK WOULD BE JUST ALL GRAVY, and one DUMB AZZ NUKKA got the nerve to say that if a man don't have a big dikk the woman ain't please, I SAID NUKKA PLEASE, some women don't want no damn hystrectomy! |
Romance / Re: Nl Auctions- Ended! by MrsEve: 8:22pm On Nov 03, 2010 |
Uhmm Jaybee, You ain't Australian, mate is the term they used, |
Romance / Re: What Will You Do If You Catch Your Spouse Having Sex On Your Wedding Eve? by MrsEve: 8:19pm On Nov 03, 2010 |
Let me recap, So if a man catches his wife or girlfriend with another man, HE WHOOPS, FIGHTS, KILL, BEAT, KICK, AND SHOOTS the man? REGARDLESS IF THE WOMAN GIVE CONSENT? What if the woman wants to be with THAT MAN she is cheating with and not the MAN SHE MARRIED OR ENTERED the relationship with, THAT SITLL A NO NO? |
Romance / Re: Who Loves Big Girls? by MrsEve: 8:13pm On Nov 03, 2010 |
Girl I been riding and thangs These fools be talking about big women on Romantic sections but then go to Sex section begging for big women, I am like these some retarded azz fools, I tell them if you like big girls, WHY YOU TRIPPING OFF WHAT YOUR POTNAS SAYING? These some coward azz punks, and then here the killing part is that they keep getting FUNKY AZZ FAT WOMEN and complaining about them, I am like IF YOU KEEP GETTING THEM, IT SOMETHING ABOUT YO AZZ that keep attracting them FUNKY AZZ FAT WOMEN, Ya dig? |
Romance / Re: Hausa Men: Do You Like Freaky Women? by MrsEve: 8:09pm On Nov 03, 2010 |
She got a thang for Igbo men, if it was up to me, It wouldn't matter as long as you a good man, but I can't tell someone who they should fall in love with or date, Sorry bro! Now if you into a woman having multiple husbands or misters, then we can get together 1 Like |
Romance / Re: What Will You Do If You Catch Your Spouse Having Sex On Your Wedding Eve? by MrsEve: 8:07pm On Nov 03, 2010 |
What with you africans killing other men cos the women running off with them? Is it a cultural thing where a man kill or fight another man for messing with his wife even if his wife or girlfriend give consent? |
Romance / Re: Who Loves Big Girls? by MrsEve: 8:06pm On Nov 03, 2010 |
Mr cock, I suggest you get with GIRLS THAT ACTUALLY TAKE BATHS! Then you won't be smelling goat meat or stop hanging around goats before meeting chicks at Mcdonald's! Heey girl!! How ya durrrin? I see you done got busy and them men chasing you girl? I am training uncover chubby chasers they would be exposed no time soon! |
Romance / Re: Hausa Men: Do You Like Freaky Women? by MrsEve: 8:00pm On Nov 03, 2010 |
I thought you was Igbo?!!!! |
Romance / Re: Nl Auctions- Ended! by MrsEve: 7:59pm On Nov 03, 2010 |
jay bee: You welcome darling kokoye: Yo momma! |
Romance / Hausa Men: Do You Like Freaky Women? by MrsEve: 7:56pm On Nov 03, 2010 |
Hello Hausa men, Do you like freaky women? I was told by my friends that you guys do not like women that are sexually aware and do not appreciate a woman that is assertive is that true? What is the real deal? |
Romance / Re: What Will You Do If You Catch Your Spouse Having Sex On Your Wedding Eve? by MrsEve: 7:49pm On Nov 03, 2010 |
If that happens, I would just run off with Jaybee,, Yorisb, and Mr Bones to a secluded island, wearing nothing but a bikini |
Romance / Re: Nl Auctions- Ended! by MrsEve: 7:44pm On Nov 03, 2010 |
Okay! Okay! Okay! (slammed down a wrinkled dollar bill on table) Happy? |
Romance / Re: Nairaland Females Should Act Like Real Ladies! by MrsEve: 7:43pm On Nov 03, 2010 |
I already know Mr cock is talking about me acting like a real lady, at least have the fukking balls to tell me in my face directly instead of USING CODES AND CHIT, |
Romance / Re: Your Girlfried Vs Your Best Friend by MrsEve: 7:40pm On Nov 03, 2010 |
I would set his azz on fire! He would be burning like a devil bish on a rotisserie pin! |
Romance / Re: Nl Auctions- Ended! by MrsEve: 7:38pm On Nov 03, 2010 |
Okay, After seeing that last picture of a male nairalander I now raised my bid to five cedis for Jaybee! Take it or leave it! |
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Mr Bones by MrsEve: 7:34pm On Nov 03, 2010 |
heeeey! |
Romance / Re: Which Nairaland Guy Would U Choose As Your Nairaland Love/crush On Nairaland? by MrsEve: 2:39pm On Nov 03, 2010 |
Yorisb, That man on your profile ain't you? Where is his teefus? |
Romance / Re: Nl Auctions- Ended! by MrsEve: 2:38pm On Nov 03, 2010 |
I bid 1 peswas for Jaybee |
Romance / Re: Which Nairaland Guy Would U Choose As Your Nairaland Love/crush On Nairaland? by MrsEve: 2:34pm On Nov 03, 2010 |
(looking at Yorisb's profile picture) Oooooh that an UGLY MAN, (shivers) |
Romance / Re: sss by MrsEve: 1:04pm On Nov 03, 2010 |
This may be funny to most of you all but: I wonder how YOUR MOTHERS would feel seeing YOU disrespecting the very essence who She is, A NIGERIAN WOMAN, I am sure that MOST OF YOU ALL ARE NIGERIAN BORN OR COME FROM A NIGERIAN MOTHER, it sad to see such hate for other women which tells me that YOU HAVE SUCH HATE toward YOUR OWN MOTHER, (walks off looking at the sorrow and tears of the MOTHERS) |
Romance / Re: Nl Auctions- Ended! by MrsEve: 12:50pm On Nov 03, 2010 |
(driving in and looking at the freshly arrived meat and drives off in T SECONDS) |
Romance / Re: Why-women-nag-and-men-dont-listen? by MrsEve: 9:04am On Nov 03, 2010 |
Speak for yourself Yorisb! |
Nairaland / General / Re: Why Do Some People Here Are So Annoying Instead Of Giving Advise And Help? by MrsEve: 8:46am On Nov 03, 2010 |
Why am I a fraud? |
Romance / Re: Singing To A Woman. by MrsEve: 8:44am On Nov 03, 2010 |
Even you lip synch horribly Koyoke! |
Nairaland / General / Re: Why Do Some People Here Are So Annoying Instead Of Giving Advise And Help? by MrsEve: 8:43am On Nov 03, 2010 |
Oh my! I can understand the struggle of Nigerians although I am not Nigerian. I stayed in the areas to understand the plight of the struggle and I came to the realization that the correlation that blacks struggle in USA is the same in Nigeria. Even if the resources are much more available in USA than Nigeria, BLACKS STILL STRUGGLE immensely and it sad, So I understand your STRUGGLE ole Sweet Nigeria, |
Nairaland / General / Re: Why Do Some People Here Are So Annoying Instead Of Giving Advise And Help? by MrsEve: 8:30am On Nov 03, 2010 |
There are water in Nigeria, how the hell did I quenched my thirst if there aren't any? People need to ACTUALLY VISIT THE COUNTRY before talking about something they do not know! |
Romance / Re: Which Nairaland Guy Would U Choose As Your Nairaland Love/crush On Nairaland? by MrsEve: 8:27am On Nov 03, 2010 |
Yorisb! I saw that! (looking at the adam's apple and licking lips as I practice my aiming skills) |
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