₦airaland Forum

Speaking in front of millions of viewers, including Kim Kardashian
and her family, Bruce tearfully revealed: 'To all extents and purposes, I am a woman.

Finally, his dreams of meeting with president-elect, Muhammadu Buhari has come to pass...The price of hardwork and determination. The famous trekker, Suleiman Hashim who walked all the way from Lagos to Abuja in fulfillment of his promise concerning Buhari's victory at the just concluded elections was today welcomed and hosted by the incoming president himself in Abuja. Suleiman finally got the prestigious coveted presidential handshake.

Suleiman Hashim had vowed to trek from Lagos State to Abuja, the Federal Capital Territory (FCT) if All Progressives Congress (APC) Presidential candidate, Muhammadu Buhari wins the March 28 Presidential election. The man known as the 'walker" or "trekker" has made known name and fame for himself by engaging in the historic act.
Muhammadu Buhari welcomes Suleiman Hashim

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D attack on foreigners in South Africa(xenophobia)is a miasma of a deprecate apotheosis of a hemorrhaging Pluto crack, cascading oozing into a malodorous excresense of mobocracy. Wit all termagant ossifying proclivities of a kakistocracy, our knowledge centura is enveloped in a paraphlegic crinkum crankum. There4, d lampooning is cest in deja vu, deja vu peret ologomabia"

Some1 Pls summaries this for Nairalanders

cc wakacome:

wakacome:
At your foolish age you still dey display your stupidity on the internet....you need jesus...

Maybe your over soured soup is making your case worse as a childbride...eeeeeeeu...so terrible breath with gummy belly that emits terribly most mornings. Keep having orgasm on this post.....

cc wakacome:

wakacome:
And what has buhari got to do with this??why can't you people just leave buhari alone??you have not eaten na buhari,you did not take your bath since last week na buhari,you don't have common sense na buhari,you have low IQ na buhari,you don't have cloth to wear na buhari,you are clueless and dumb na buhari,you know get shame na buhari,you know get husband na buhari,you are a scammer na buhari!!!you get high level of cluelessness na buhari,you dey mentally depressed na buhari,you dey talk nonsense na buhari!!!!una go dey shout buhari like say una dey reach orgasm with his name....

Why have orgasm on Buhari's case...We are aware some political harlots are on the loose with their very higilious appetite for baggery cum idiocy like their mentor...Abeg park well before I send my dog to tutor you on speech pattern

Pedophile Alert! Pedophile Alert!

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Still at shock at how APC is considering a pedophile, Sani Yerima, to be Senate Majority Leader of Nigeria.This is a man who goes to playgrounds to find his brides. This is a man that has a bizarre obsession with the underdeveloped bodies of little girls. Can you imagine being 9 yrs old and a grown man removing both his and your clothes so that he can penetrate you? Yerima went as far as going on national television to support his bizarre, ungodly, and disgraceful act of pedophilia and child abuse. If the Buhari administration allows such man to become Senate Majority Leader or anything close to it, I, and people like me will make sure that news goes international and we will make sure his government receives the worse type of international scrutiny he has ever imagined. Nonsense!

‪#‎NoToChildAbuse‬
‪#‎NoToChildBride‬
‪#‎NoToYerima‬

When a simple innocent intent turns sour

Jega is the latest word that has been added to the Oxford Advanced English Dictionary

Jega (noun/meaning) - an advanced criminal plan and deception intended to politically, economically and socially. benefit ones ethnic group/race.

Plural: Jegas
Verb: Jega
Adjective: Jegacious
Adverb: Jegaciously
Uncountable noun: Jegaciousness
Past and past participle: Jega-ed
Present participle: Jegaing

Synonyms: Hoky-poky, flimflam, shenanigans, jiggery-pokery, monkey tricks, skulduggery, chicanery.

Antonym: honest, frank, sincere. candor, impartial

Usage:

1. Mumumadu Buhari has been jega-ed into Aso Rock by the INEC Chairman
2. The killings by Boko Haram was just to jega Nigeria
3. The jega-ed population census in favour of the north by the British colonial thugs is still affecting Nigeria till date.

cc EmySteve

Emmysteve:
Ur own pant is more dirtier than his own. Ur smelly pants there

Don't come here and bring your family out. Sorry your elder got a ban for showing dirty pants in public

Sunshine FC Akure player Kunle Odunlami banned for 1 match by Nigerian Football League (NFL) for underpants celebration

The defeat suffered by President Goodluck Jonathan, who contested the March 28 presidential election on the platform of the Peoples Democratic Party, has been mourned by many chieftains and supporters of the party across the country.

Many have said that the loss of power at the centre may signal the death of the party which hitherto prided itself as the largest political party in Africa.

To further rub salt on PDP’s injury, a thug who, not too long ago, ‘ported’ from the PDP’s leaky umbrella, organised a ‘befitting’ funeral for the party, which has spent just 16 years out of the initial 60-year rule that one of its leaders predicted.

The funeral procession filed out after Prof. Attahiru Jega declared Maj. Gen. Muhammadu Buhari winner of the presidential poll.

The thug, now basking in the euphoria of the winning streak of the All Progressives Congress, hired an itinerant musical group and undertakers to lead the procession.

The ‘mourners’ sang the funeral durgex they composed for the PDP and danced vigorously round Osogbo, the Osun State capital, even in the scorching sun of the day.

The pall bearers carried the coffin wrapped in the PDP colour. The singers and the drummers, with about six trumpeters, entertained all that cared. But those loyal to the PDP watched the procession with suppressed anger.

Hmmm
Make una see celebrity o!
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This young man wey swear to and actually embarked on a trek to Abuja to celebrate Buhari's victory has become a star o!

The guy don make name and record for himself, he is somewhere in Bida at the moment and he hope to be in Abuja before May 29.

Chukwudi Iwuchukwu reports that an unnamed businessman has paid N550,000 for an accommodation in Transcorp Hilton for the "mad" man.
See life!?

Nigeria will no longer treat the wanton killings of its citizens with levity, the House prompted by a motion of urgent matter of public importance moved by the chairman of the House Committee on Diaspora Matters, Hon Abike Dabiri-Erewa, the House expressed sadness that the attacks has claimed many lives, ruined businesses and left many wounded.

"Nigeria frowns at the attacks and will no longer tolerate the killing of its nationals in South Africa. President Goodluck Jonathan must immediately convey this to President Zuma as a matter of urgency," the House resolved.

The lawmakers appealed to the federal government to apply the diplomatic principle of reciprocity in dealing with South Africa, adding that if South Africa continues to frustrate Nigeria businesses, Nigeria must also do the same to South Africa businesses in the country.

In 2012 Tim Melaya, El Rufai and their other APC friends blocked the street of Nigeria in protest against the removal of fuel subsidy proposed then by Goodluck's PDP, in 2015 Tim Melaya has won himself a sit in the senate and El Rufai as his state Governor, and their party through the president elect Buhari has just told us that the top in their priority is to remove the fuel subsidy. Well, I'm not implying it's a bad or good idea, I'm wondering if Melaya and Rufai especially would still think that Goodluck was wrong in 2012?

Reacting to the ongoing Xenophobic attacks in South Africa, terrorist group, Boko Haram has given the government of the Republic of South Africa (RSA) 24 hours to truncate the attacks.

According to reports from MzanziSA, the group made this known via a tape.

The group further stated that if the South African government does not contain the situation they will execute all South Africans living in Nigeria, Chad, Niger and other surrounding countries.

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.Maybe its part of the 'change' we are talking about...Is Buhari telling us something...your thought is as good as mine

uncova.com/notoxenophobia-boko-haram-allegedly-gives-rsa-24-hours-...

Hello Nigerians Welcome to One Chance.


http://www.dailypost.ng/…/buhari-never-promised-apc-to-mak…/.

Lies...
See this link:

http://www.vanguardngr.com/…/ill-make-naira-equal-in-value…/

Osin said: They have already started changing promises next thing you will hear is that Buhari never promised to pay N5000 to 25 million unemployed youths. APC found themselves in ASO ROCK, via violence, propaganda, deceit, lies. All this traits will be your nemesis. He told Nigerians to wait for .....'shange'

BENIN—A candidate of Peoples Democratic Party, PDP, for Edo State House of Assembly, who collapsed on hearing of his defeat in last Saturday’s election, is responding to treatment at the University of Benin Teaching Hospital, UBTH.

This came as Edo State Police Command said it arrested 21 persons for alleged ballot box snatching and other electoral offences in the March 28 and April 11 elections.

The hospitalized candidate (names withheld), had contested for Edo South constituency seat. He lost to the candidate of All Progressives Congress, APC.

Vanguard gathered that the PDP candidate was rushed to a private hospital before he was transferred to UBTH.

Following a N1,2 BILLION NAIRA BRIBE REPORT by Secrets Reporters on how the Niger State House of Assembly lawmakers have allegedly been bribed for easy passage of the Gov. Babangida Aliyu desperate and evil plans of creating more emirates; the legislative arm has come out to deny the report.

(As if its new in Naija to be 'palmgreased'......Ndi-ala)

the report..... READ MORE
http://www.secretsreporter.com/…/we-didnt-get-bribe-of-n12-…

Thanks everyone for joining in the Social Media Community Alert system.

It would be recalled, a nanny, Mary Akinloye, last week Tuesday [April 7] kidnapped the three kids in the Surulere area of Lagos State. She later reached out to the family demanding N13m ransom.

The Orekoya family had posted information on OLX, an online sales portal, seeking the service of a nanny, Akinloye indicated interest. After the 23-year-old resumed for work on Tuesday [April 7], she was said to have taken the three children, Aderomola (11 months old), Adedamola (4 years old), Demola (6 years old) out, while their parents were away. She didn’t not return with the children since Tuesday.

Information reaching has it that the kidnapped children of the Orekoyas have been returned and reunited with their parents! A family friend of the Orekoyas, Dayo Adefila, confirmed this latest development on his facebook page moments ago.

The three children were said to have been dumped in a compound somewhere Akowonjo, Lagos. No one ca n say if any ransom was eventually paid, but the cheering news is that the Orekoya children are safe and sound.
God is great!

That Awkward Moment When Buhari’s Daughter Zahra Calls Herself A ‘Government Official’ On Facebook [LOOK]

The daughter of Nigeria’s President-select- Muhammadu Buhari – Zahra Buhari – has attracted the attention of social media users after she updated her official Facebook page with the title of “Government Official.”

The strange decision to address herself that way has attracted the criticism in Nigerian social media circles, especially when her father has pledged to scrap the office of First Lady because it is unconstitutional.

Check out her facebook page...

Folks, keep track of Muhammadu Buhari's farm and his infamous cattle. Just for the records!
The president 'select' was spotted today while inspecting his farm. If you were expecting to see golden and silver coated cows, sorry,- the cows are no different from the regular everyday cows of the average Nigerian so why the noise...lol!

And yes it is newsworthy because last year when declaring his assets, he stated,“I have around 150 cattle because I am never comfortable without cattle.”...Asset declaration don start....#sittight#Assetdeclaration#presidentselect#itire4Naija#

For much of her life, Margarita Suarez fed and cared for stray dogs and cats in Merida Yucatan, Mexico.

"My mom has always been good with all animals and people," Suarez’s daughter, Patricia Urrutia, told ABC News. “Always fed the dogs on her block and the 20 stray cats that lived there.”

So it was appropriate, if not very surprising, that, at her funeral in Cuernavaca Morelos — about 830 miles away from her hometown — stray dogs came to pay their respects.

"When I was in a moment of so much pain these dogs that came, they showed me that everything was going to be okay," Urrutia told ABC News.

Perhaps most remarkable, the animals in attendance were not the same canines 71-year-old Suarez cared for over the years.

What a life spent caring for the least things of life....Atleast she touched lives.....

https://ca.news.yahoo.com/.../in-mexico-stray-dogs-crash-a...
Yahoo! News

Breaking News!!!!

INEC Staff Reveals Imo State Elections Were Rigged
www.naij.com › Elections 2015

An electoral officer of Oru East in Imo State, Mrs. Emmanuel Okpara has confessed that INEC staff were forced to write results in favour of the APC by some leaders in the area.
Okpara, who is the Public Relations Officer of the Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC), made the confession while presenting the results which showed the APC as having 11,189 and the PDP 1878 in her area, Daily Times reports.
The governorship election Imo State was on Sunday night declared inconclusive due to the cancellation of the results from some wards and polling units, totaling 144, 715 votes.
A breakdown of the votes showed that incumbent Governor Rochas Okorocha of the All Progressives Congress (APC) had 385,671 votes, while Prince Emeka Ihedioha of the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) polled 305, 142 and Emmanuel Iheanacho of the All Progressives Grand Alliance (APGA) scored 28,238.
There were reports of election violence in Imo state. One of such involved an accident which claimed the lives of three people as police chased ballot box snatchers

Paul Okoye Claims Ownership Of Some Of Psquare’s Hit Songs

Paul Okoye, the second half of P-square music group might be up to something. Paul took to Instagram this morning to share the story behind some of their smash hit songs, revealing that he single-handedly produced and wrote some of the their hit songs like ‘Bring It On‘ featuring Dave Scot as well as ‘Forever,’ ‘Personally,’ ‘No One Like You,’ ‘E No Easy,’ and ‘Do Me.’ Paul wrapped up each post with the hashtag: ‘‪#‎MyBest40SongsOfP2‬′....

I guess something has started fishing inside within the twin bothers again. Let us just stand and watch..........

https://instagram.com/p/1aQMn3Rvnm/

What the NaijaSingleGirl needs to learn about money to get ahead….

You are probably in your mid 20s, out of university, decent starter job, living at home with no real responsibilities (0r even on your own). You feel like your whole life is ahead of you, so investing and saving can come later. The truth is there is no better time than now to set financial goals and learn about what investment opportunities are available to you.

Get Money

In order to maximize your earning power and have the ability to invest, you need to pursue a career you are passionate about and create multiple streams of income. This does not necessarily mean you have to become an entrepreneur. The reality is, not everyone is cut out to be ‘their own boss’ and you need to learn this early on. Being a boss is not about working for yourself and avoiding the discipline of a 9-5. It is about adding value and being a high performer, wherever you are. There are two ways to be stuck. (and you don’t want to be stuck in your 30s or 40s) Stuck in a 9-5 job you hate and stuck in an entrepreneurial role you can’t do. Turning your passion into a paycheck is more complex than it sounds. You need to figure out what comes naturally to you, than it does others (yours ever can write, talk, make things happen wherever she is...great team leader*smiles* but don't leave your juveniles for her cos she will end up spiking up their stubbornness....lol) Just because you liked planning your wedding, does not a wedding planner make. Liking something doesn’t mean its your passion, being good at it and willing to do what it takes to sharpen your skills, is what will turn your passion to profit....(Atleast mine is paying my bills..*smiles)

Create a game plan for your money.

In order to take control of your money you need to devise a strategy that helps you allocate your resources efficiently and cultivate the habit of spending less than you earn and investing the rest in assets that generate income. (i.e mutual funds, real estate, money market products) The longer you leave your money invested the better your average annual returns will be, so time is on your side.

Change your money mentality: Again, if you earn a N100m and you spend a N100m, what you have left is zero. You need to derive the same amount of joy from investing, as you do the Pigalles 120mm, it hurts but it’s worth it right?

We are generally good at working hard and earning money but they are terrible when it comes to scaling their consumption. If you can spend N100k on shoes, you should be able to make N100k in investments to match it.

Establish your Net worth:
Aliko Dangote (yes, I’m a bit obsessed loll) is not the richest man in Africa because he earns $23.5 bn as his salary. He is the richest man in Africa because his net worth (assets- liabilities) is $23.5bn. Therefore, building wealth is about using the money you earn to make more money by investing in building assets. For example, Tinuke makes N10m, invests N3m in land and spends the rest, assuming she has no liabilities and no other assets; Her net worth has gone from N0 to N3m. It’s not the number that matters but the progress. Set a goal to increase your net worth by 10% every year....

Awesome week ahead!!!!

HOW TO HIT IT BIG IN THE 'CHANGE' GOVT!...

Become a political 'ode'

This one is a sure banker. As a member of the most 'restive' party in the history of Africa, you will be given a credit-card to spend Nigeria’s oil wealth. If you are not getting enough attention in the party, make a lot of noise. Abuse Goodluck Jonathan for conceding or call him weak on the pages of the newspapers and call his supporters names..

Insist that Buhari should not present his sabitiketi, there should be a constitutional amendment to make this work (make una watch and see). As an Oba you may also care less about your tongues*winks*. This is a tell-tale sign that you are hungry; and the powers-that-be will soon invite you to “come and chop” and ensure your 'stool' is secured...Nansense!!!!

As a distinguished member of this restive 'sect', the opportunities open for you to set yourself up for life are considerable. For example, you can start aligning yourself with the Bourdellion of Lagos state cos more toll gates contracts will come up for more taxation. You can get the government to change all car license-plates nationwide; and then become the sole supplier of the new license-plates.

You can ask the president to make you the sole manufacturer, exporter and distributor of pasta, sugar,cement, Dangote salt etc. Of course, this might also entail that you become the only player in this sector, to which you duly make sure you Dangoterise.

Nobody will bat an eyelid when, within a matter of months, you have a fleet of cars, have two or three houses in Asokoro, Maitama and own four hotels in Dubai, US.

You may even kick out your wife and get yourself a "child bride” befitting your new status. You have arrived as one of Nigeria’s celebrated rich men. hmmmm...make una no worry we will keep eyes on the ball. The enemies of 'change' must always remain our enemies.

Become a mule

There is high demand for this job. There are many politicians and men of timber and caliber looking for mules; men who can keep stolen money for them, or smuggle it to safe havens abroad. This is a highly lucrative job because for every ten billion naira you smuggle, you can pocket one billion. Don’t get greedy and come to the conclusion that you can make off with the entire loot.

That is a sure way to have assassins on your tail. Before they kill you, they will first break your legs. If you are caught while smuggling money abroad, you can easily escape and come back home dressed as a woman. Then you can get a national merit award.

If you are a mule for a governor like Tinubu, you are set up for life. You will get 24 hours military protection so that no petty thief can come near you. You will get to travel all over the world. You will get free medical check-ups, so that you don’t just fall down one day and die....

'change'is going to sweet after all

Oba Akiolu...

In the economic sphere an act (like hate speeches), a habit, an institution (like the monarchy), a law produces not only one effect, but a series of effects. Of these effects, the first alone is immediate; it appears simultaneously with its cause; it is seen. The other effects emerge only subsequently; they are not seen; we are fortunate if we foresee them.There is only one difference between a bad economist and a good one: the bad economist confines himself to the visible effect; the good economist takes into account both the effect that can be seen and those effects that must be foreseen. Whence it follows that the bad economist pursues a small present good that will be followed by a great evil to come, while the good economist pursues a great good to come, at the risk of a small present evil.

The same thing, of course, is true of morals. Often, the sweeter the first fruit of a habit, the more bitter are its later fruits: for example, debauchery, sloth, prodigality, hate, slander etc. When a man is impressed by the effect that is seen and has not yet learned to discern the effects that are not seen, he indulges in deplorable habits, not only through natural inclination, but deliberately.

Oba Akiolu of Lagos state, the Nigerian young people found your recent hate speech very appalling and disrespectful to the Igbo nation! It is seriously condemned. We know your body language already and that of your 'chop i chop' partners...it speaks 'I HATE IGBOS'.

“History and posterity will not be kind to those who will want to intimidate people into trading away yheir franchise and their future for Naira and Dollar,”