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EducationRe: 2017/2018 PTDF Scholarship Scheme (Overseas And Local) by mrsimzu: 4:44pm On May 15, 2017
omojehovah:
I sabi say you dey joke nah. I actually do not have info on pipeline engineering but I'll ask a friend sha
pls do, I await your response. Oshe
EducationRe: 2017/2018 PTDF Scholarship Scheme (Overseas And Local) by mrsimzu: 1:09pm On May 15, 2017
omojehovah:
Get last year's kweshu,? Nope I no get just privileged to have that information. Now that I have shared it, am I selfish? You should answer that.
if you read closely I wasn't so serious man, and thanks for sharing the info aswell, however pls can u advice on what I should focus on since I'm gunning for pipeline engineering msc.
EducationRe: 2017/2018 PTDF Scholarship Scheme (Overseas And Local) by mrsimzu: 6:40pm On May 13, 2017
omojehovah:
Nice one. For petroleum engineering questions, last year questions weren't actually thermal enhanced oil recovery so to say, the questions were more of production engineering. Flow patterns in vertical and horizontal pipes (their characteristics, how they are formed and so on), wax precipitation (cloud point, pour point, etc), maybe 3-5 calculation questions(API gravity and so on). About 30+ true or false questions, questions with options (the options look ambiguous but its not). Some questions are exact opposite of another question (so if u miss one, u will likely miss the second one), some questions are set twice (maybe 1or2). In a nutshell, prepare for important parts of PE and at the same do not neglect those seemingly unimportant parts. Those going for Sedimentary basin and evolution make sure you read sedimentary environments and their features, types of basins and their formation maybe tectonic plates too sha. Wish you GOD's best.
so una get last year's questions and people have been asking and crying for a copy of it. Yet una keep quite.....We have catch them ooo looool,,,, well finally sha abeg help me with am Kennethbrando@yahoo.com thanks
Nairaland GeneralRe: Why Do Nigerian Police Like Carring Sellotaped(adhesive-taped) Gun? by mrsimzu: 11:18pm On May 11, 2017
Lol, well it's for easy reload when out of Amo, if u watch closely, both cartridges are taped upside down against each other, so when once the first is out of Amo, you just remove and flip over and reload other than reaching out to a second cartridge in you combat pockets, belt strap or vest pocket. Its a kind of way to be more effective in gun battles.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: I Got A Job...thanks Be To God, Nairaland And Luvdmx by mrsimzu: 11:06pm On May 10, 2017
Congratulations
EducationRe: 2017/2018 PTDF Scholarship Scheme (Overseas And Local) by mrsimzu: 9:49am On May 09, 2017
Test date is fixed, whats left is to forward the email and text of invite to aspiring scholars.....So just sit tight and increase your study rate incase you lost morale already. I'm typing this because I'm certain about this information I'm passing to you guys, in three weeks time we will all by God's grace have already written this exam. I hope this cheers you up? Ptdf scholarship OSS is going to happen.
EducationRe: 2017/2018 PTDF Scholarship Scheme (Overseas And Local) by mrsimzu: 8:55pm On May 08, 2017
The exam will hold
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Finally Got A Job After Several Ordeal by mrsimzu: 7:04am On Apr 23, 2017
Congratulations
EducationRe: The Earth Surface Is Flat!!! 200 Proofs by mrsimzu: 11:20pm On Apr 18, 2017
lastkingsman:
Sunrise and sunset - The sun circumnavigate round the earth. simple. check the pix posted here

Ship Disappearing - use a telescope or your phone zone to zoom in and the ship will reappear. It is called perspective
Imagine this kingsman, no wonder you are last, what do u mean by "check the pix posted"?? It's very shameful I have to argue these with these set of people, you can't even explain anything logically, even after you have been reading your points from some petty articles, you keep saying "check pix posted" what will the pix do for us? By the way the pix of the spherical earth you disprove because you say they are CGI is the same CGI deluded pix you are telling us to look. Or those your flat earth pictures look real to you??
Chaiiii!!!!!!!
My IQ just dey reduce as I dey follow this sick thread.
EducationRe: The Earth Surface Is Flat!!! 200 Proofs by mrsimzu: 7:50pm On Apr 18, 2017
lastkingsman:
Humidity
shame, shame you can't even give a logical answer, I believe the earth is round. And I will present valid arguments with that claim. You probably just read an article and think you can bring your gullible mind to school whohuh? I asked a question earlier on if the sun rises from the east and sets in the west, then according to your flat earth claim, the sun has to somehow disappear and appear in the east the following morning to start all over so as to set in the west. Which is so so laughable...hahahaha,
Secondly your fellow flatner put up a photo saying the sun illuminates the earth by revolving in a circular disc mannar, which for one has disproved that fact that the sun will have to rise from the east and set in the west. With that been said if your sun revolves in a circular disc pattern, somehow, just somehow they will definitely be a place (somewhere around the middle) on the flat earth surface that will never experience darkness. Pls name that place for me asap....I can see there is bomb in your brains.
EducationRe: The Earth Surface Is Flat!!! 200 Proofs by mrsimzu: 7:37pm On Apr 18, 2017
raynold:
Lol. am not in conclusion that the earth is flat o.. just that some of the proofs are really intersting..
oh lol, well read my previous comments, you will agree that some of their points are baseless and invalid.
EducationRe: The Earth Surface Is Flat!!! 200 Proofs by mrsimzu: 8:04am On Apr 18, 2017
raynold:
am not in support of anyone. but no one is still yet to disproof not even 1 of the 200 proof earth is not spinning.
Mr man nobody needed to read or go through the proofs, because we know it's all trivial and vague when you begin to think logically.....I stated and disproved some of those your illogical things earlier. If you care
EducationRe: The Earth Surface Is Flat!!! 200 Proofs by mrsimzu: 12:14am On Apr 18, 2017
pressplay411:
Is it not obvious the earth is circular? Judging by other celestial bodies?
Even a close look at the horizon leaves a curvy circular view.

Airplane circumnavigation also attests to this. Planes have been used to travel the earth in a particular direction and ended up in their point of origin.

Nuff said.
leave these gullible minded people, who probably woke up and came across some ill health article written by amateurs and saw photo memes about flat earth and think they can Come and make a claim with their incogent arguments that is logically invalid and dead on arrival.
EducationRe: The Earth Surface Is Flat!!! 200 Proofs by mrsimzu: 12:02am On Apr 18, 2017
onyenze123:
It means the sun rotates around the earth in a circular disc motion. check the picture above.
you just nailed yourself, if the sun rotates round the earth in a circular disc motion, I hope you know that statement is quite illogical because it's negates your claim of the sun "rising from east and setting in the west" and I tell you from the photos illustrating how the sun illuminates the earth, there will be a place on the earth surface, somewhere around the middle area that will never see darkness, so I am not understanding this your claim ooo, biko come ans carry your sun and go oooo.
EducationRe: The Earth Surface Is Flat!!! 200 Proofs by mrsimzu: 11:51pm On Apr 17, 2017
onyenze123:
That's if the Sun is millions of miles away and stationary. what if I told you the sun is close by and rotating around the earth itself?

"the sun rises from the east and sets in the west" decode the message there
I hope you understand that when you say the sun is rotating around the earth, the statement still means the earth is round, be means of rotating denotes something with a round nature, like a ball and not a dome. And if actually the earth is dome like, still and the sun rotates it,how do you explain the pattern of the sun movements, because if you claim the sun rises from the east and sets in the west, it will have to disappear and somehow appear the next morning in east again, just so it can set in the west. Omg this just cracked me up or perhaps it will take a route underneath your dome, maybe the backstage and go back to the start all over from the east. Hahahaha
EducationRe: The Earth Surface Is Flat!!! 200 Proofs by mrsimzu: 11:39pm On Apr 17, 2017
Please read this yourselves and see how you sound
onyenze123:
It is not flat like a table. it is like a pancake/compact disk enclosed by a huge sheet of ice round its circumference and covered by dome of spheres above. Similar to hemisphere. Google flat earth pix to learn more
EducationRe: 2017/2018 PTDF Scholarship Scheme (Overseas And Local) by mrsimzu: 9:37am On Apr 07, 2017
Bro we are on same line, pls if you are able to get hold of any of the ones you mentioned, don't hesitate to forward to me I will appreciate the help kennethbrando@yahoo.com
timochie:
@ Tundeloveday, Pls I need CBT questions on English and subsea and pipeline engineering and any oil and gas related course. I will really appreciate. My email ogbechie.timothy@yahoo.com Thanks
EducationRe: 2017/2018 PTDF Scholarship Scheme (Overseas And Local) by mrsimzu: 9:34am On Apr 07, 2017
Bro we are on same line, pls if you are able to get hold of any of the ones you mentioned, don't hesitate to forward to me I will appreciate the help kennethbrando@yahoo.com[Qquote author=timochie post=55338109]@ Tundeloveday, Pls I need CBT questions on English and subsea and pipeline engineering and any oil and gas related course. I will really appreciate. My email ogbechie.timothy@yahoo.com Thanks[/quote]
EducationRe: 2017/2018 PTDF Scholarship Scheme (Overseas And Local) by mrsimzu: 9:33am On Apr 07, 2017
Bro we are on same line, pls if you are able to get hold of any of the ones you mentioned, don't hesitate to forward to me I will appreciate the help[Qquote author=timochie post=55338109]@ Tundeloveday, Pls I need CBT questions on English and subsea and pipeline engineering and any oil and gas related course. I will really appreciate. My email ogbechie.timothy@yahoo.com Thanks[/quote]
EducationRe: 2017/2018 PTDF Scholarship Scheme (Overseas And Local) by mrsimzu: 4:57pm On Apr 06, 2017
Is there no one else that has applied for pipeline engineering and has the past questions?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Thanks N/L. Got A New Job Yesterday by mrsimzu: 3:31pm On Apr 02, 2017
Congratulations sir what region of Nigeria are you in?
sgtponzihater:
Few days ago I came here to pour my heart out about a job I got. I was so excited that I didn't even negotiate the pay. I was later told it was 80k and as a man with a kid it was a paltry sum.

It was a struggle but I packed my things off the premises. On Friday a friend asked me if I still needed a job and linked me up with a company . I went for the interview impressed as usual and was congratulated and offered the job. This time I reclined into the chair confidently and negotiated the pay. I was told 100k and I told them why it was too meagre for a Seargent. I negotiated it upward to an amount that was fair for us both. Quite happy now as the year is going as planned if not better.

Thanks to the smart ones on N/L who advised me sincerely without demonizing my name.

My advice remains:

Shun Ponzi Schemes

Innovate

Sgt Ponzi Hater
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 2017 Total International Scholarship - TEPNG For Fresh Graduates by mrsimzu: 12:45am On Mar 30, 2017
I have followed this thread, I'm one of those not shortlisted at all, I believe shortlisting was a lot more a game of chance considering the number that wrote the aptitude test, so you weren't invited doesn't mean u didn't qualify, it's just the balance of probability did not favor you. Imagine over 50,000 applied and less than 100 were called for the test. So pls don't beat yourselves, you weren't bad or not good enough, the chance of picking didn't fall on you.

Ps: congratulations to Dmeanman, kinematicguy, mrsterling, and the others, go make us proud.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Shell Is Recruiting (Scam) by mrsimzu: 10:55am On Mar 28, 2017
Send the money to me, I will send it Dr paul, den forward the outcome to u,,,,, receive sense by fire by force, your village people have hexed you to be scammed bybtoday all means today
hapheeyxz:
I just called the Dr Paul, he said I am going to pay 25500 for the form and that I should send my details and mail address so that he can forward it to my mail... Should I provide him what he asked for or it's risky.
Because I want to see the stupid form he wants to send to me.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Shell Is Recruiting (Scam) by mrsimzu: 10:50am On Mar 28, 2017
Scammmm oooo!!!! Throwey your face, pretend not to have seen anything, I received same text,,,,hahahahaha. The person no get family member to give shell job den n.a. u him remember...I laff again.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 2017 Total International Scholarship - TEPNG For Fresh Graduates by mrsimzu: 3:40pm On Mar 22, 2017
What is your source?
subseaman:
OK, thanks but I overheard that another batch is on the way,how true is that?
PoliticsRe: Dino's Certificate Saga: See How The Dean Students' Affair Of ABU Commented by mrsimzu: 2:10pm On Mar 22, 2017
Bro in the then days when system men and student unionism was stronger, and held by older people in their mid and last 30s , not now wen our schools are flooded with 14-15ys old. School authority had a limit to their power over student government, and as such took some critical measures to handle some of those aluta leaders or else you may wake up to hear a university was burned to the ground. In the case of dino, I'm an abusite, I have heard this story long before I even graduated in 2013. He really was a tough school politician who didn't want to even graduate.and I can tell you that he is one alumni ABU isn't proud of. But that doesn't mean they shouldn't come out to say the truth even if it defends him.

[Qquote author=doctokwus post=54816649] This is the worse rubbish i have read all week.
So a VC ordered forceful graduation of all student union leaders.Tell this rubbish to Biati. The relevant questions that logically follows is for Dino to show everyone his NYSC discharge or exemption certificate if he actually graduated.
Meanwhile why is it taking Dino long to produce d certificate or is he cooking up one?[/quote]
EducationRe: 2017/2018 PTDF Scholarship Scheme (Overseas And Local) by mrsimzu: 8:34am On Mar 20, 2017
Pls bro send me past questions for environmental engineering, email is kennethbrando@yahoo.com
tundeloveday:
I can offer 100% assistance on last year's questions on HSE, occupational and health safety, Environmental engineering and other environmental related courses. It will very much help you and for more tips on strategy to be lucky to be among the top 4,5 or 6 in your state.
EducationRe: 2017/2018 PTDF Scholarship Scheme (Overseas And Local) by mrsimzu: 6:23pm On Mar 19, 2017
Pls I need past questions on pipeline engineering, anyone that wants to help, here is my email: kennethbrando@yahoo.com thanks in advance fam.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: PLEASE, Who Can Send Me Free "GMAT" Ebook,pdf Or Doc Format? by mrsimzu: 12:06am On May 20, 2015
I will appreciate it as well if It can be sent to me as well, my email is kennethbrando@yahoo.com

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