calebify1:

12k
The official rate is 10k

Please what are the requirements?

Please what are the requirements?

Ok dear

Please send to me splurgemula@live.com..

Thanks

Good day sir, can you kindly help with the unlock code for my Smile 4G Lte Modem.

Model R702
IMEI: 990000954351237
S/N: QBFB101956

Thanks and God belss

Sorry bro, you mentioned another name whereas thinking it was hers..

Foxyn: Flatina lick my armpit
Afonjina gives him a dirty slap and storms out the room

The End

OAU staff (Teaching and Non-teaching) and their weird dress sense never stop to amaze me..

Waiting patiently for the banters when things start getting ugly.. Happy married life in advance one of the best there is in making good music.. Enjoy your marriage while it lasts..

I will say that I have learnt a few things growing up and living with both my parents. i pray my child has the wisdom to know which habit is good or bad

@OP Dem wan knack you Maga... The street is gangster now. One of my friend self don join Gay so them go pay him money so I no fit blame your badoo 'babe'

Please add me to skill level

This is so easy lol.

1.
MrSplurge: Hi 'Girl' I would be travelling to FL tomorrow, I'm really sorry about what I did.
Girl: Who is this?
MrSplurge: wow, I can't believe you deleted me off your contacts.
Girl: I'm sorry but I don't know who this is.
MrSplurge: is this even 'Girl Lady'
Girl: Nope
MrSplurge: I'm so sorry I got you mixed up with someone else but weird I have your number saved on my phone. Sorry about that lol
Girl: that's ok
*3 days later*
MrSplurge: Hi 'Girl'

2.
Girl: You know I have a boyfriend and yet you keep telling having these amorous convo with me.
MrSplurge: Getting to know you was by choice but me falling for you is beyond my control. No matter how much I try to deny it, you are my theme for a dream come true. If you were mine, I wouldn't be looking for anyone else. You are my perfection 'girl'
Girl: how would you feel if I was your girlfriend and a some guy was telling me all this
MrSplurge: if you give me a chance you won't have any reason to look out there anymore because I will make sure I give you everything you want and need. I will always make you happy. Have you ever had a guy kiss your feet before?
Girl: *chuckles*

The one I paid for I'm yet to get and you still want to hoodwink more you senile fart. 1,500 isn't much but imagine that from 20 people, shame on you Bamboozle. Fellow Nairalanders don't fall for this flimflam.

Datarush:
True though.... You can dance Alastair to any song, even worship

uote author=himkers post=35314316][size=18] I thought they said he's 24; but his DOB says 1989.... yoloba people can lie eh!! that man is truly not less than 32years of age. Morrafuckers[/size]

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Kindly check his CV for the year of completion.
Cheers, One of the yoloba people.

OP why you dey lie like this now? This controversial picture was of an OAU student's baby which happened sometime last year as the mother was said to have given birth in one of the female hostel's toilet. The woman with the gloves is a cleaner in the toilet. Ahn Ahn OP

Lord Sasuke and Hokage Naruto really fall my hand no be small. The sodding Uchiha has Amaterasu in his left eye and Susano'o in his right and he couldn't deal with those creepy Shin dad and shin son. Naruto the legendary master of Sage + Bijuu mode and he couldn't Bijudama their ass or make one of those silly Rasen shuriken. Naruto Gaiden is lacking substance with so many plot holes. By the way, where is Killer Bee? #kishiBringBackKillerBee

Afolabs101:
1. Mickey mouse
2. Daffy duck
3. Fred flintstone
4. Ren and stimpy
5. Bart simpson
6. Spongebob square pants
7. ??
8. Road runner
9. Marge Simpson
10. ??
11. Stuey of family guy
12. Popeye
13. Mr Krab from Spongebob
14. Charlie brown
15. Bugs Bunny
16. Wilma flintsone (fred flintsone’s wife)
17. ??
18. Bullwinkle from Rocky and Bullwinkle
19. ??
20. Goofy
21. Squidward from Spongebob
22. Dexter
23. Snoopy
24. ??
25. Olive Oil (Popeye’s girlfriend)
26. Pink Panther
27. Betty Boop
28. ??
29. ??
30. ??
31. Tazmanian Devil
32. ??
33. Pinky and the Brain
34. ??

You beat me to it, let me try to complete it though.
7. Félix the cat
10. Yogi bear
17. Super Ted
19. Pluto
24. Mojo jojo
28. Hey Arnold
29. Casper
30. *when I remember will input*
32. *when I remember will input*
34. Marvin matian

I've gotten so used to it, I thought it was legitimate. I have tried all the codes I know: '*', '#555', '0000', '111' none of them work anymore and the annoying thing is I get a flat rate for on-net calls at 12k/s regardless of my location and off-net still remains 40k/s.

Please Gurus bring back our sunshine.

I've gotten so used to it, I thought it was legitimate. I have tried all the codes I know: '*', '#555', '0000', '111' none of them work anymore and the annoying thing is I get a flat rate for on-net calls at 12k/s regardless of my location and off-net still remains 40k/s.

Please Guru's bring back our sunshine.

zenith4biz:
Other way round;
Who's responsibility is it when a teenager impregnates a girl?

According to Romanceland rule section 1(1)a

When there is a sexual relationship between two parties, the parties that 'enjoyed' the process shall be held liable for the outcome.


1(1)b In a situation whereby the girl is lured into such ignoble act, the silence of the girl on such matter shall be equated to acceptance of the act

1(1)c On a situation whereby the 'impregnator' is not matured to take fatherhood responsibility, his parents shall be held responsible for the provisions of the 'impregnatee'

Section 1(1)b Law of Contract: See case of Felthouse V Bindley, silence doesn't mean acceptance.

Section 1(1)c Law of Agency: Quid Facit per alum Facit per se: He who does an act through another is said to have done it through himself... Well the parents didn't commit the act through their son neither did the son commit the act through his parents so they can't be held liable as they aren't the principal.

I'm not so sure if this is the right section for this to be. I've been pondering for sometime on this Rodent 'Ikun' and need help from the house for its English name. My Yoruba brothers and sisters please come to my aid.
These are famous yoruba proverbs the rodent's name has been cited.
1.Bi Ikun lo loko Abi Pakute
2. Ikun jogede Ikun redi, Ikun o mope ountodun ni pani.

Dranatomy:


FOR GUYS:
5. Normal length of penis is about 4.5-7inches in African settings. Anything less than or more at full mature age means all is not well. Measure your own now. Use a ruler.

FOR LADIES:

6. Your vagina is about 3-4inches when not aroused and about 5-7inches when aroused. Anything less or more than this means all isn't well. Measure your own now.

Do you mean when flaccid or when fully erect?

Then you use 'scroll pad' Kapish!

Mattkent:
Please I need to appeal to seun and his mods...

I don't like the use of 'joystick' to represent a guys private stuff.

The other day I wanted to mention something to a friend.. a guy about technology stuff n I needed to mention the joystick(pertaining to a touch screen phone) but I couldn't cos now the word has been corrupted.

The moment joystick is heard.. d tot of a guy stuff wud b d first thing that now rush to your mind...just awful.