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bigfrancis21: This is not a tribal competition whatsoever. I am not even done yet. The part 1 contained the people I posted above. The replication here is time consuming.

Don't mind them.
Yoruba will always be Yoloba

AgapeCharis: ok i dey wait u...lol

To avoid derailing this topic; Meet me on a related topic:

Here is one of my comment on the...

Ethnic, Racial, Or Sectarian Politics / Re: Southerners Be Wise And Stop The Hate-the-igbo Syndrome. by MrT2011(m): 8:02pm

I don't even blame the North.

The Southerners are slow poke

The yoloba are the remote device of the North.

The multiple ethnicity of the So Called Niger Delta created to completely divid the old Eastern Nigeria, makes them bunch of confused and over selfish set of people.

The poor Igbo are just tired of the comedy and horror in the forced marriage of Nigeria.

AgapeCharis: Tribalism it is.....if nt den what is it

Dey ll call u my man bt in dia minds dey ll say see dx mumu

Am coming..., lemme finish laughing.

AgapeCharis: nt at all!
Buh u remind me of ma nysc days

"MY MAN"→Igbo guys like to call person like dt tin eernn

You just confessed the truth! - They are very friendly. Remember, no tribal/ racist will call you "my man"

I know the big problem with Igbo, it's not tribalism.

deeobserver209: Rotimi Amaechi is a Clown. His inability to distinguish between militants and terrorist shows that he's the most...... I reserve my comment.
How did he even became Governor in the first place?

This is Nigeria

1United1: You as a member of Occupy Social Media For Jonathan, how many times have you opened threads to curse the Northern/Yoruba Muslims here on Nairaland??

That I don't comment regular here, doesn't mean I don't follow up with your hate campaign against anybody that criticizes jonathan here on Nairaland.

Shotup!!! This Monkey in the cage jumping in Oyo mongo park

I knew Monkeys don't read, that's why you couldn't answer the simple question:-


APContherun: I need to know exactly what Jonathan has done to incite Christians against Muslims. Iunited can you answer?

1United1: God Forbid! There is no way, he won't be jailed after all these atrocities!

How can God forbid a FOOOL like you.

AgapeCharis: dont even go there. I did my NYSC in d east. The Igbos are d most tribalistic sect of human beings I have ever seen

My man,
what your seeing as tribalism in Igbo is actually the-saturated-and-about-to-burst-HATE for Igbo oozing out of your mind.
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My co witch welcome back,
Where do we begin our operations

checkdate: WOW oooooooooo !


http://www.newsday.com.ng/churches-raises-prayer-warriors-ebola-virus-anambr/


. . .TO HELL WITH AMARICA


. . .TO HELL WITH SERUM & ZMAPP


. . . TO HELL WITH W.H.O


. . . TO HELL WITH ANY EXTERNAL AID/HELP


. . . WE NIGERIANS WILL WIN EXTERNALY INDUCED INSURGENCE ( TERRORISM )


. . . WE NIGERIANS WILL WIN THIS EXTERNALY INDUCED ebola virus.


GOD BLESS MY COUNTRY NIGERIA

Eeiyaa! You come dey yan like say na you get hell
But take'am easy sha.

moneybag4411: im sharing this experience not really for people to learn from it but to show us how much tribalism has eaten deep into our system.... sometime ago, i went in for an interview with one of the leading companies in the media industry (they share same name with what the yorubas normally call 50naira)...i was through with the interview both written and computer assessment... now the position requires someone who is very much computer literate as he would be in charge of slotting adverts and all that.

the following day, the lady who would be my supervisor gave me a crash course on what the job entails and how to go about it.. she took me on a tour of the company and i saw the on-air personalities (which to me were like celebrities as i do hear them on radio)...i was happy as i would be working alongside people that to me were stars....you know, studio guys......lolz

Now,after all had been said and done, i was to meet the Human resource manager who would just sign my appointment letter and forward to head office in lagos...now, i am based in the north,. was born here actually and i speak Hausa fluently( although i am a Yoruba boy)....when we entered this man's office and we exchanged plesantries...the first question he asked me was.....What tribe are you? and i replied Yoruba

o boy, this man face change ooo....he looked at me as if i was sh.it and said...wait for us at the conference room......now the offices were set up such that they were only barricaded by Glass walls..so you could seee what is happening in the next office...i saw this man and the lady (my would be supervisor) arguing ooo....i later learnt that he said....he wasnt going to employ a non hausa( as if the company na him papa own)...that most of the on air staffs were southerners so the administrative staffs must be northereners....imagine ooo....he later brought his wife's younger brother who didnt even know how to type on a computer to fill in for the job...

since then, whenever i tune in to that radio station, the first thinh that comes to my mind is that useless man....But God pass am sha.

Sorry for the embarrassment.
But Yoloba do likewise.

It's only Igbo that are untribalistic, shey

OBIORAA: I went for an interview in one company in calabar. After all said and done. As I was about to stand up, the interviewer who happen to be a female says excuse me one more question please. I replied go ahead.
[color=#000000]She looked at me with full confidence andd asked how big is my preek ? I was like [/color]She repeat the question again and explained to me that the size of my diik will determine if I get the job or not.
I was like. Madam abeg watin concern my Priik and. The job I come for ? She just laugh and ask me to come back the next week for the job. I did not return.

Obi nwanne maybe you applied to her for the job of domestic personal assistant/ houseboy/ waiter/ or PA

But may I ask?
How big is ya preek true true

davide470: 2 funny interviews by different firms in the Capital Market.

The first one:
•The President of Russia went to China during the Russian - Ukraine Crisis for a particular reason, what was it? (In my mind, I was saying: Shey I resemble Russian Citizen)

•The strength of Obama's foreign policy was focused on which areas (Errm)..

The Second one:
•if Total calls you now to resume since you did internship with them, and we have given you an offer, would you go? (I smiled, and said Sir, won't you go?.. The man laughed and said Interesting)

•Who's the Vice President of Ghana (who cares)

Well, I got one of the offers The main thing is Understand your Interviewer before responding.

Throwing back question on your interviewer is a total failure!

chyna4luv: and she has indirectly assured me that I would work in her department and that before I leave, I would use her PC to do a little calculation for her using MS Excel. I began to happy in my mind and thanking GOD internally.
But something happened along the scenerio, hmmm. Wait a minute! she said! In laughter and joking mood she asked, Where would you see yourself in five years time?
'CHAI! NA HERE YAWA COM GAS.' Instead of me to say something in accordance or inline with her department, since she has indirectly assured me to work in her department as a Teller, I began to say rubbish. The interviewer's mood changed. In a frown face, she now asked me to go without typing again.
At this point, I knew that I have failed.After two weeks they contacted those that passed for an induction and didn't contact me. Suppossing I got that job,honestly I will be influencing my boss easily based on my chat with her, Lol.

Hope we all have learnt something from my weirdest interview questions? If you do, kindly click "LIKE".

You are a great man for realizing and accepting your mistakes. Most of the youths of today do not understand what an interview is all about.

Those questions they perceive as "weird" may be purported to psych them up- either to test your temperament or to test your social abilities, etc

tolutweety: Mine wasn't really a weird question, it wsn't even a question at all.
I found the conversation funny but interesting n i wish to share it.
After passing tru the pre-SRD stages of this oil n gas coy,I finally sat down during the last phase of the interview with two gentlemen in a room.
First man: i am ??, works in HR Dept and I have been in this coy for close to 15yrs.
Second man: i am ??, I am in 'ds Dept'... and I got into this coy 6yrs ago., so may we meet u.....
Me: i am ??, I will be working in 'ds dept'... and I am doing the interview that will make me start the work,... So no yrs spent so far!! *smiles*

.....and they both bursted out laughing!!

I wasn't meant to start that way,had a better approach to introducing myself buh dint knw why the comic part of me took over...lol
I smiled in the end., cos the interview ended up being a friendly discussion.

When I reflect, I still see it as weird and I just laugh.

My dear it wasn't weird in any way. They tried to psych you into understanding that they are looking for permanent staff not a casual worker, that's why they started in that way. Remember that interview are meant to test your level of IQ!

So, you are not suppose to be a comedian during an interview section. You are expected to be mindful.

stellayt: Really weird...mine was crazy ...cos I had passed all necessary stages from test to interview etc...now I finally met with the MD for a chat, his first word to me was your location is far from the office... How will I cope

I was totally amused and gave him reasons why it wouldn't be an issue....
Anyway to cut the long story short... His Secretary gave me an envelope which I did not open till when I got home...tot it was my appointment letter...
Instead it was fee fair back home2k.
I never heard from them ever since.

Sweetheart, it's unfair to say that the people that sympathized with you and supported you with a whooping sum of two thousand naira were crazy.

Please learn to appreciate- sense of humor.

I bet if they offered you that job you'll be the one to drop it after your first month.

hushmail: bros what do u think u r trying to do? Create Panic.

Pls spread the facts and NOT FEAR

How Am I creating panic?
Am just being simply factual.

Today I went to cut my hair and there no fvcking way to avoid using contacts of public items apart from my own clipper.

I saw the ladies in their own way too...

When ever u visit the salon you can testify too.

Sallychizzl3: Guy go get ur own clipper abeg.

This is not a matter of clipper or blood transfussion.
It's a matter of ordinary simple contact, don't you get?

Meanwhile I have my own clipper since 1992.

Having your own clipper doesn't stop any fvcking contacts my dear. Beside not everyone can afford buying clippers.

How can we Prevent Ebola from Salons

An average Nigerian visit the Hair Salon at least once every two weeks. In the salon one can not avoid the contact and exposure of the mucous membrane such as eyes contact, nose contact, ear contact, broken scalp from any primary contact. As in such places like salon all manner of persons visit it, both healthy and sick persons.

Another places that are exposed to public contacts are Restaurants. In a Restaurant you can have any sick person visit there. And it is very hard to avoid primary contacts in this place due to African hand to month system of eating.

The Lounges are places one can get the secondary contacts because of the profound sweat that emits from everyone inside the bar.

What about money changing hands

And so many other unconscious inevitably contacts with the public and public items.

My question goes to the Medical Scientists on Nairaland. If all the above mentioned Facts are possible, then that means that in a very short period of less than Six months the entire Country will be infected

And how to KILL

NgeneUkwenu: She-he! You never hear am?

He-she = man turned woman.
She-he = woman turned man.


Hmmm!

Now, you people can see that nijeriya is nothing but an "imbezile" entity

Nigeria the only country in Africa with the world most dumbasssss citizens

Awoofawo: Okay o! But remember say na kill only aboki dey hear, dem no dey anything else!

If you na provoke dem and dem start yamutú you na!

Na look we Yoruba go just dey look o!

Aboki no be gentleman like us o!

My dear, please save yourself the story.

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN ANY ABOKI IN IGBO SOIL MAKING NOISE? They no born nam!
NO TRIBE CAN CHALLENGE ANY IGBO IN IGBOLAND!!!

When it comes to an announced war; We Deal with Hausa in their core north. History has it.

Hausa are only good at Guerrillas war- they sneak in the dark to commit genocide. That's not being strong. They never come out open; face to face- they are snakes.

Igbo are Brave and Strong! And you know it deep inside you.