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fnep2smooth:
not up to 30mb

Can I download it with my fone?

fnep2smooth:
yeah...
it has great features. go to the top of the thread and you will see the link. follow up.. You won't regret it. I have done about 10 song now. just for fun sha but I pray people hear it some day

How big is the file?

fnep2smooth:
no but i do my song by myself with this software. If you cant afford a studio section this is the right one for you,. Your mic on your laptop is what you will use for recording.

Op abeg I need dis software how can I get it?
With it you can voice on instrumentals ryt?

holatin:
you wore tight bra 2 package the dead breast, u are toying with aeloseplan disyconton and cancerous trinadoton

Hahahahahahaha

I can't even touch ma own face again? Dafuq
Who go die go die abeg!

yungcyrus:
age befor beauty,.....after you

Dude don't quote me again......

yungcyrus:
Hahaha! Ameachi aint fit to follow d ''150 cow'' niccur...


Degraded Asshole

Grow up!

That's very childish of them.. The last time I did this poo was when I was a kid...dose days of 'ntoi'

Elantracey:
lol , I don't like it joor

Come and say it in my ear nobody will hear..lool

Elantracey:
I don't like remembering my own o

Bet why? I'm listening jor

These are names we called people bck in skul then...
Prickson (his name was dickson)
Zagaza( d guy was rough mehn always unkempt)
Cement( d girl head notin dey enter she 2 dull)
Eto ps2( she was fugly men looked like eto in dose old ps2 plates...)
Josephine( adapted frm joseph d dreamer buh d female version)
Ojo(asin day na only boys in ma class go understand pretty girl she was tho)
Stomata( her belle big die!..lool)
Linus( dis girl fit lie for africa)
Brighter grammar(She dey speak big english die like mizmycoli...lol)
Black and shine;Ebora dudu(d boy na shadow e 2 black)
Zack( adapted from zaccheus in d bible vry tall dude)
Let me end here before person blow my eye lmao!

lizbum:
Nada!

Too bad

lizbum:
Hahah am not sure am ever going to be able to dare dat adventure

Bet why? Not even just once? C'mon

vivaquin:
I get, some religious activities can be time consuming.

Yeah especially as a fresher. They brainwash u a bit and use you

lizbum:
Ofcourse av done disco light...am sure d feeling is diffrnt

Yeah it is. Feels more adventurous and dangerous... Better late than never tho wah'd u think

lizbum:
I don't even know how it feels

You gotta be kidding! Not even disco light(ina olorun) ?

Same love - Macklemore & Ryan Lewis ft Mary lambert

Err... I think its raining topics today

lizbum:
I can't fit stop laughing be like say most guys get experience wit knockout

Don't tell me u never threw a banger

shokky24:
Am advising but his heart is shattered..I don't think he can get over her...the girl didn't reject him blatantly,if she did she would not av acted friendly to him,she should av given him space..he was always at her beck and call..she used him to get whatever she wants..he was like her mugu,like her errand boy..the girl is just so so heartless and I know karma is a bitch

I can't still believe people can be so in love when it is not korean drama

The girl is to blame.

herinolah:
U guys are just talking like this...do u know what real love is and not nowadays (the tip of tongue) love... it turns u to something else
Something similar happened 2 me though mine was two years, I didn't know I was so foolish.. my friends were thinking it was jazz..I really loved the girl,I hate seeing her get hurt... after getting tired from work seeing her makes me happy... I confessed but she turned me down saying we can be friends... do u know how annoying dat sounds
She knows I love her very much and could do anything for her but she still wants me as her friend...it was so so hard for me to let go

Me being a fool of the highest order accepted because being by her side makes me happy,I did everything she wanted just for a change of heart but what did I get..a RED CARD(she got married to someone else)I don't really know y dey rush into marriage

Of course I cried but i moved on with my life not really move because currently av decided not to give out love I only accept and when I see the one with sincerity I'd give back...once bitten twice shy

U know the funniest part her so called hubby is a boxer lol he turned her into a punching bag..he beats her like kilode ...karma is actually a b*tch if only she chose me I would av treated her like a queen

PS:ladies should avoid putting people dat love dem in friendzone and when dey don't like a guy after confessing dey should act cold to him even if they don't mean it.. give him space to sort out his feelings..avoid giving him false hope...and stop being selfish telling him or her to be ur friend dat will only hurt him more

Op just talk to him it's not his fault it is love,he'd soon meet the one meant 4 him..he should just take heart...I wanted 2 kill d girl also and kill my self..I felt if I don't av her no one will...but my friends and family stood by me...just stand by him, try to keep him occupied so he won't think about the b*tch....am wondering how her marriage would end

Gbam!!! U hit d nail on the head

Damn!

Before I comment finish on one thread, another one don enta fp... Our mods have gone mad again!

I can't believe this ish made fp... Nairaland is now diluted

donbrowser:

Dammit! S.BAN has been censored! Shii!

RedBenson:
J for Jacob. Didnt they teach you that in primary school?

No! J for Jug is what I was taught in pry sch

I hate giving out loans cuz I dunno hw to drag person for money. Now, I only give out amounts I can overlook. So if I loan someone, I tell myself I just misplaced d money. The last loan I gave out was #300. He didn't return as usual and am also not bothered...

MarthaK:
J

J for ?

Eeyah stories that touch

donbrowser:
Read the topic well, i wrote by XFIRE

Okay sorry baba! Na you be Nairaland president?

lekhane:
Those days, banger was one of the reasons I look forward to the new year eve cos it always promises to be fun. There use to be a challenge between my compound and the next compound. The compound who succeeds in chasing members of the other compound inside with bangers wins. It used to be fun, great fun. But now no more!!! *sobs

Are you sure we aint neighbours? *sobbing too

okiezman:
Omo 2 rounds of banger scatter my finger while trying to hold it to blow 1 and I throw it away with my hand, but lo and behold it happened asap and pieces ma 2 thumbs Omo see blood I cried shege but that was then now we don pass knockout na

U no hold am well. Na d tip u go hold, banger no dey blow finish. Na only one short green 1sound like dat dem no dey hold. That one full body dey blow