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Youdonminnit

Na by that one? Are you God?

Apostle we know the drill, you na guyman. I no dey judge you.

Make matter die so that everyone can go in peace.

Even popes and rev. Father's dey fvck bitche.s too.

According to The Game:

Make money, smoke weed, fvck bitche.s and die.

Happy mum's day to my mum.

I almost killed for her once, the mvdafaka was just lucky and instead his saviour got injured.

That is to tell you how much I love her.

I love you mum.



** though I still smoke weed, one day I will quit**

Nellybii:
You talk like someone with some challenges.
Did Bill Gate ever claim to have a degree?
Did Zuckerberg forge any certificate or statement of results?

I was only saying the obvious though.

And for the record, I'm aware both Mark and Bill Gates were college dropouts.

They both became successful not by forging certificates though.

But success is success though. An intelligent crook will always succeed in Nigeria because of our failed systems.

Which sector is working, is it education, power, legal, medical, human rights, international image? Science and technology is a mirage too.

Nigeria is dead bro.

Dino melaye again.

Dino my guy, the only third class degree holder that first class products are envious of. They said he didn't graduate but he is living his dreams in his own way.

That guy get god fathers wey dey him back since university days. Ruggedity pays if you know how to use it well. You can ask tompolo and Ayeri.

Certificate is just a piece of paper which can be edited to your taste. You can design a certificate of any higher institution of your choice if you choose to.
He even said he has Harvard and LSE certificates too. Go and arrest him.

It is not by certificate but by your doggedness to succeed.

You can ask Bill Gates and Mark.

janefrancisca:
She is a mother of two...google is not ur enemy na.

She didn't acknowledge she was a mother on her post, she was just emphasing on her mum alone.

Why didn't she mention her kids as done by mercy Johnson and the likes if she didn't have hers out of wedlock though.

Mothers day is to celebrate real mothers and not some glorified baby mamas.

castro316:
Okafor's law states that once a kongo has been shined, it can always be reshined again, provided that
1. It was shined properly the first time

This is law make sense well well o.

Tongue wey don taste better soup go wan taste am again

Love don't love forever.

God bless your marriage Mercy.

Always be a good mother to your kids.

I would have said something but I'm not a woman.

Which one be okafor's law again?

Na only actresses dey celebrate mother's day.

Actors no get mothers ni?

Nice one.

The pride of motherhood.

Happy mother's day to all mothers in Nigeria and beyond.

Oge but when you go become mother so that your kids go dey celebrate you for mother's day too?

It's their choice though.

Life is all about choices.

Nigeria is not safe again o.

To go dey eat for restaurant come dey fear me now after I read this news.

Blow whistle and die

Elnino4ladies:
Igbos Can support anything corruption



Spit on their flat heads

Is nnamani from Dino's constituency?

IPad jews yoots are just bent on developing everywhere.

A thief knows his supporters though.

Even ibori and ibb get fans.

Na only nnnamani woka come.

I think attitude and determination come to play here.

Some people may be destined to be great while for others it's their determination to be great that brings out the greatness in them.

Not everything you attribute to God. Your actions and inactions will determine how great you will be.

Nice job.

The more you see the more you get confused.

Social media has really exposed the true nature of naija girls.

I hope they are transparent and telling the truth though.

Maybe na sign say Fayose go share packets of rice and 200 naira tomorrow.

I dey pity that state sha, the only governor wey go seize your salary come dey give you small small from inside and they call it stomach investment/infrastructure

The only guy that is real in the house. No forming at all.

You understand na, based on logistics

He try.

funmisticqueen:
there is a reason why the male one is more popular. I wish u goodluck with the vaseline crew. self-servicer[s][/s]

See this one wey dey call person self servicer. It takes one to know one.

I wanted to say something harsh to you though. But I'm not that rude on faceless forums.

Take care.

funmisticqueen:
see this mumu, who wears the condom, lady of man. Men if konji dey catch you pls use vaseline.

Madam yeyenatu, you've not heard of female condoms ba?

Women if konji catch you pls use cucumber.
Chidinma used it and still using it. You won't be the first and definitely won't be the last.

I saw a call from that strange number yesterday but I don't answer it.