₦airaland Forum

We want independent state policing system.

I haven't heard any news concerning peace corps saga with the police.

Any update?

Nice damage control.

Blaming hackers all the time just the way they blame herdsman for every killing too.

You mean the wife he denied on BBN?

Oh, I never knew his mother was back from heaven.

Hey mama TTT, I hope you saw Jesus Christ?

Dino my guy.

Ibori: third class, Uniben.

Dino: three credits in waec without maths and English. Third class, ABU.

Buhari:

Criminals rule Nigeria.

Fact!

Fvxk Masters and PhD.

Efe all the way.

Fvxk this gay_ ass_ bitxh miyonshitt!

If anything happen contrary based on negative logistics.

We go enter street cause gbege!


**pidgin English na our identify**

Wehdon sir!

For turning our ladies to semi Caucasians.

Is tonto dike a single mother?

Weytin happen to that babe in grey Bobbi?

Abi bulldozer climb am pass?

One G guy don use her complete him sacrifice.

Congrats dude!

RIP to the dead.


*what is dead may never die*

Ayam not understanding

The Okeke's law

Apostle suleman be like....

That yansh is mine



By the way, I hear say Beyonce don sign Dr Lizzy Johnson sulemen for her record label. Is it true?

ajog1:
see fearfear like you

If you were in my shoes would you have picked the call?

Naughtytboy:
Mumu,, haven't u asked urself why this same number hasn't been calling those attempting suicide

Must you lower yourself any further using insults?

I was only asking questions, why don't you give me an answer since you seem to know those people attempting and contemplating suicide more than I do.

Enjoy your day.

They said this is the number that was killing people.

They called me six times but I didn't pick.

Fans just dey go gaga every time.

Banky-w wehdon man.

One of the artists without a baby mama.

Kudos!

Any where you just hear The word scam just know that saraki is involved.

Hunger just dey everywhere for Nigeria.

No wonder a state governor took it upon himself to share sachets of rice and 200 naira to his subjects even though he is the one contributing to the hunger by not paying salaries.

Even pets are now used as food.

Igbinedion wants to tell the oba that he is still the lion of ubima like that minister of tuketuke from rivers state

Saraki and dino wan corner the vc with bribe and intimidation sharp sharp

Why can't the University senate summon Dino to appear before them instead?

E be like say Dino certificate mata don overshadow this Otobo and Apostle case o.

It is getting boring already, yawn

*Time changes all things*

Is that dude doubtful of his sexuality?

Let us call Bobrisky to confirm.

By the way you've got a nice vintage car behind you.

Steal mother's day write up kwa?

Na music abi na movie script

Mother's day speech plagiarism


*good artists copy while great artists steal*

Make the guyman collect him ring jor!

Like 15 girls dey for queue dey wait for that same ring.

If na lie, ask the lords of the ring

E be like say na for meshai and suya spot I go do my own o since them don use everywhere do prewedding pics finish.

If I dey cut suya she go dey by

bjhaid:
Archbishop Na miliki, pope Na enjoyment, imamu Na gbaladun.

Archbishop dey enjoy.

Pah_nah_nah_nah_nah!

Dem go gree?

God of men.

nursennenny:
i lie

Yes, you lied

That your analysis was flawed.

Weed helps in getting rid of toxins and free radicals from the body. It is a good antioxidant.

smartkester:
dont mind me i thought he was digging Out an already buried person

Ok, now I get the drill.

Dem be dey test which person jazz strong pass?

Awon 2pac and Biggie.

smartkester:
Why would he go dig someone's grave in the first instance.. En wan do rituals e backfire

The grave wey dem take dey bury dead body no be human being dey dig am

Which one be ritual again

nursennenny:
Everything shouldn't be attributed to African science
Someone who drank from dusk to dawn
No rest
Much noise
Lots of alcohol
Physical activity in form of dancing
Who knows, maybe he smoked weed
Stress is on the brain, heart, liver and kidneys.
Please tell me why he won't die.

You lie.

If he had smoked weed he wouldn't have died.

Don't ask me how I know.