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PoliticsRe: EFCC Teaches Twitter User On The Use Of "Am" & "I'm" by MrTypist: 8:32am On Mar 31, 2017
Make this EFCC guy chill nah.

If he is that good in English he should go and educate our corrupt politicians like Dino, saraki and co on how not to be corrupt, even though stealing is not corruption anymore in Nigeria.

*Misplaced priorities everywhere*
EducationRe: Female Teacher Under Fire After Posting This "Provocative" Selfie On Social Medi by MrTypist: 8:27am On Mar 31, 2017
Ok

EducationRe: FUTO Graduate Dies Days After Making Scary Facebook Post (Photos) by MrTypist: 8:04am On Mar 31, 2017
It was so unfortunate that the God she believed in couldn't fight for her.

Rest on.

**Death is never the end though**
RomanceRe: Facebook User Claims A Customs Boss Slept With Her Twice And Dumped Her (Photos) by MrTypist: 11:22pm On Mar 30, 2017
Girls with brain capacity less that 2MB.

Because he banged you and your friends silly and he didn't fulfil his promise of getting you a new phone that now makes him useless, ugly and HIV positive?

But you banged that same useless and HiV positive man while moaning at the top your voice not once but twice.

Girls erh, fish brain.
RomanceRe: Kenyan Man Chops Off His Joystick & Throws It To Dog, Says It's Of No Use (Pics) by MrTypist: 11:01pm On Mar 30, 2017
Kenya again huh

I guess 50% of the people in Kenya are born with some kind of recessive dementia.


"The man claimed the Bible ordered him to discard any body part that would deter him from entering heaven".
HealthRe: The Only Cure For HIV by MrTypist: 10:59pm On Mar 30, 2017
Ok

The people living with HIV and AIDS have heard.
CelebritiesRe: Nigerians React To Kemi Olunloyo Appearing In Court In Prison Uniform by MrTypist: 10:40pm On Mar 30, 2017
A pastor that preaches forgiveness when he himself doesn't forgive.

Believe a pastor at your own peril.

Religion was made for the gullible minds indeed.

**Although kemi was a biatch**
Christianity EtcRe: Mountain Of Fire Pastor Dupes A Widow In Lagos (Photos) by MrTypist: 10:11pm On Mar 30, 2017
HungerBAD:
I am Proudly a MFM member.

And I can authoritatively tell you that this fraud,is not a Pastor with my Church.

If he is a Minister in MFM,Where did she meet him?this is a Scam Artiste using my Church's name to dupe.

No Minister Ordained in MFM will ever be a DUPE.

Anybody trying to destroy my Church's name FIRE FIRE FIRE.

-Modified-

Any IPOB youth trying to bring disgrace to my Church FIRE FIRE FIRE.
A sheeple talking.
CelebritiesRe: Charly Boy's Wife, Lady D With Her Children & Grandchildren (Photos) by MrTypist: 7:37pm On Mar 30, 2017
Is the one in purple dress a male, female or transgendered?
CrimeRe: Amputee, Others Arrested For Impersonating Tinubu, Saraki (Photos) by MrTypist: 5:57pm On Mar 30, 2017
40 years and above gees still dey street huh

I was just wondering why non of them could impersonate Dino.
TV/MoviesRe: Court Lifts Injunction On “okafor’s Law” Movie, To Show In Cinemas Tomorrow by MrTypist: 4:36pm On Mar 30, 2017
She don press button cheesy
RomanceRe: Young Nigerian Man Marries Old Oyinbo Woman (Photo) by MrTypist: 3:02pm On Mar 30, 2017
NotOfThis:
LOL.

You're such a pessimist. tongue
Yea you're right my sister. I am very cynical when it comes to matters of the heart because experience is the best teacher.

Enjoy the rest of your day.
RomanceRe: Man Takes Lady Out To The Movies, Goes On Twitter To Rant, Her Response Is Epic by MrTypist: 10:05am On Mar 30, 2017
Ladies should not go on a date with a guy if they know they're not interested in him to avoid this kind of rubbish.

This is so low life.
RomanceRe: Young Nigerian Man Marries Old Oyinbo Woman (Photo) by MrTypist: 9:24am On Mar 30, 2017
NotOfThis:
This can't be true love.
Who love help?

Love don't love forever.

Ask tonto dikeh your role model.

PoliticsRe: Nation Newspapers Dedicates 70 Pages To Bola Tinubu's 65th Birthday by MrTypist: 7:48pm On Mar 29, 2017
What do you expect?

No be him get the Newspaper firm again huh

Just the same way Independent sorry Igbinidion Television televises Esama of Benin Birthday as if the whole lifes of the people of Benin depends on it.
PoliticsRe: Meet Late Musa Yar'adua's Daughters, All Married To Former State Governors by MrTypist: 7:24pm On Mar 29, 2017
Politicians children marry themselves in order to preserve their fathers stolen wealth.
CelebritiesRe: BBNaija: Bassey & YAW Flaunt Their Packs At Wazobia FM (Photos) by MrTypist: 7:07pm On Mar 29, 2017
How bassey wan take market himself nah?

Oh ok, he fit partner with kemen setup gym center.

Miyonse don dey do delivery boy job already, smart boy!
CrimeRe: Photo Of The 23-Year-Old Man Sentenced To Death For Stealing Android Phone by MrTypist: 6:56pm On Mar 29, 2017
Just imagine?

And someone somewhere stole billions and still walking free. cry
PoliticsRe: Mahmood Yakubu Elected President ECOWAS Network Of Electoral Commissions by MrTypist: 6:50pm On Mar 29, 2017
Ok.

Wehdon!
CrimeRe: Photos Of Kidnappers Paraded By Police In Abuja by MrTypist: 6:35pm On Mar 29, 2017
SUSPECT:
i. Michael Obi ''M'' 34 years old native of Boki Town Cross River State.
ii. Kelechi Ndukwu 'M' 30 years old from Ahiazu Mbaise LGA of Imo State.
iii. Ifeanyi Ezechukwu 'M' 28 years.
iv. Chinedu Amadi 'M' 18 years

I only came to check their native names grin
PoliticsRe: Senate Committee Recommends Suspension Of Ndume For 6 Months, Clears Melaye by MrTypist: 6:22pm On Mar 29, 2017
Larasisi:
Let Saraki continue to follow Dino I only pity him.
Leave them, let them continue to be forming dem boiz in the Senate.

When the law wants to take it's cause now they will be shouting witch hunting.

Na their time.
CrimeRe: Abdulhakeem Bauchin Bauchi: Police Arrest Syndicate Behind Murder Of Blogger by MrTypist: 4:56pm On Mar 29, 2017
Naija and gruesome homicide cases these days.


**Beware of the company you keep**
PoliticsRe: You Have No Power To Summon Me, Sagay Tells Senate by MrTypist: 4:45pm On Mar 29, 2017
I thought he was going to run to them just the way ABU Vice Chancellor ran to the senate ethics committee the other day to testify and make false declaration. He even gave his personal ceremonial gown to Dino in appreciation for the bank alert.
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Celebrates His 65th Birthday With His Wife, Others At His Ikoyi Residence by MrTypist: 4:27pm On Mar 29, 2017
The only Jagaban.

Stealing is not corruption - GEJ 2015.
CelebritiesRe: Miyonse Delivered A Payporte's Package To A Customer (Photos) by MrTypist: 4:19pm On Mar 29, 2017
So na delivery man job them come give this guy last last cry
CelebritiesRe: I’m Free From Psychopaths – Tonto Dikeh by MrTypist: 4:03pm On Mar 29, 2017
Who is now the psychopath in this scenerio?

When you were busy calling him king Kong,

travelling to France to go and lock your love with a padlock.

Flaunting iPhone and jewelries.


You didn't call him a psychopath then o.

Now wey Churchill don lick your plate clean and has moved to the next one, you're complaining.
PoliticsRe: Senate Committee Recommends Suspension Of Ndume For 6 Months, Clears Melaye by MrTypist: 3:26pm On Mar 29, 2017
jusRadical:
My bros most of those castigating saraki and dino will praise pmb when he arrests those that criticize his government. Do you remember the man that named his dog buhari? Suspending ndume is better than killing shite muslims, killing ipob and backing fulani herdsmen in their onslaught against the masses. Is it not better that judging people on the pages of the newspaper and yet not real court conviction.

Dasuki is going to 2 years in detention with no conviction. Same with metu, kanu, etc.
That's true. It is now a case of when the head is bad, the whole body suffers.

But in all these fistscuffs, the masses are at the receiving end.

I pity we the youths the most.
PoliticsRe: Senate Committee Recommends Suspension Of Ndume For 6 Months, Clears Melaye by MrTypist: 3:15pm On Mar 29, 2017
jusRadical:
Yeah just like buhari took over the presidency, right?
You may be right logically.
PoliticsRe: Senate Committee Recommends Suspension Of Ndume For 6 Months, Clears Melaye by MrTypist: 2:47pm On Mar 29, 2017
Saraki and Dino don take over National assembly. sad cry
CelebritiesRe: RMD, Seyi Shay, John Dumelo & Others Hang Out In S'Africa (photos) by MrTypist: 2:38pm On Mar 29, 2017
Shey John Dumelo don return that car wey him sugar mummy give am?


These kind tear tear jean trousers wey girls dey wear this days, fear dey catch me make I talk true huh

Dem go just be like person wey pit bull attack grin
CelebritiesRe: Bbnaija: Kemen Shows Support For Efe by MrTypist: 2:16pm On Mar 29, 2017
jimi4us:
Kemen just proved his a fool. others have been diplomatic about their own choice. this mumuu just went too far. Probably want to still be relevant.
I guess he has nothing to lose though.

Let's see it as a show of redemption and solidarity from his part.

Remember, he was disqualified and wasn't voted out.

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