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CrimeRe: Fake Policeman Arrested in Kaduna State, See What Was Recovered From Him (PICS) by MrTypist: 6:29pm On Mar 31, 2017
Baddo!

The guyman get everything complete come add charm join am.
CelebritiesRe: Music Act, Morell Robbed On An Uber Trip In Abuja by MrTypist: 6:22pm On Mar 31, 2017
Ok.

What are we going to do about it?
CrimeRe: EFCC Declares 2 Men Wanted For Fraud,Diversion Of Fund & Money Laundering(pics) by MrTypist: 6:15pm On Mar 31, 2017
Na who dem catch naim be thief.
RomanceRe: Instagram Porn Star Posts His Daughter's Photos, Nigerians React by MrTypist: 5:03pm On Mar 31, 2017
So because he is IndecentStar he can't have a daughter in peace again.

All these holier than thou Nigerians erh?
These same girls have more than one boyfriend oh while the guys patronize brothels on a steady.

Na who come holy pass now?
RomanceRe: Customs Boss Use & Dump Story: My Pics Were Stolen, Used For Evil- Girl Exclaims by MrTypist: 4:53pm On Mar 31, 2017
As usual we know the normal line.

It's like they hacked my account is now stale.

It is now my picture was stolen and used on fake account.


*Olosho kobo kobo*
CelebritiesRe: Lady Proudly Shows Off Her Armpit Hair On Twitter(see Pics) by MrTypist: 4:44pm On Mar 31, 2017
Weytin she come want make we do?

Should we jump into the lagoon because of your axillary hairs.

Why e go bother your boyfriend
Shey na there your honey pot dey?
PhonesRe: Which Phone Company First Brought The Fingerprint Technology To Nigeria? by MrTypist: 4:37pm On Mar 31, 2017
oviejnr:
The question says in Nigeria, iphone 5s was the first. So ur right
Is Nigeria not part of the world again?
PhonesRe: Which Phone Company First Brought The Fingerprint Technology To Nigeria? by MrTypist: 4:36pm On Mar 31, 2017
For me I would say iPhone 5S.
CelebritiesRe: Thin Tall Tony, Wife And Kids In Beautiful New Photo by MrTypist: 4:18pm On Mar 31, 2017
So this guy is now a celebrity like this o according to Nairaland mods.

Can someone tell me what he is being celebrated for?

And what positive impact is he contributing to the Nigerian economy?

So much for the wife and kids he publicly denied because of 25 million that he didn't get at the end of the day.
CrimeRe: Army Sacks Soldier For Killing His Lover Over Phone Call by MrTypist: 4:11pm On Mar 31, 2017
hedonistic:
Who is the bastard of a judge that granted bail to such a cold-blooded murderer and sociopath? N200, 000 bail and two sureties on like sum?

Yet these fools are still detaining a harmless Kemi Olunloyo in prison and parading her around on handcuffs and I'm dirty prison clothes. Is this justice?

Nigeria saddens me more and more each day.
An a teenager was sentenced to death for stealing 80k android phone.
CrimeRe: Army Sacks Soldier For Killing His Lover Over Phone Call by MrTypist: 4:06pm On Mar 31, 2017
“In the statement, the accused alleged that the deceased used a kitchen knife to stab herself after which he (accused), removed the knife and `helped’ her to complete the act by slaughtering her,”


Oga soldier just negodu.
CelebritiesRe: Thin Tall Tony, Wife And Kids In Beautiful New Photo by MrTypist:
So this guy is now a celebrity like this o according to Nairaland.

Can someone tell me what he is being celebrated for?

And what positive impact is he contributing to the Nigerian economy?

So much for the wife and kids he publicly denied because of 25 million that he didn't get at the end of the day.
PoliticsRe: Fire Guts IDP Settlement In Borno State. Photos by MrTypist: 3:28pm On Mar 31, 2017
Nigeria is a failed nation.

Imagine someone to be a refugee in his own country.
PoliticsRe: Yemi Osinbajo Meets With Bernard Cazeneuve, French Prime Minister In Paris by MrTypist: 3:19pm On Mar 31, 2017
BruzMoney:
meeting upon meering
None of these meetings dey ever get impact on the common man.

Only the looters and their wards benefit.
Christianity EtcRe: Crowd At Prophet Joshua Iginla’s Miracle-Filled Crusade In Akwa Ibom by MrTypist: 3:08pm On Mar 31, 2017
Na weytin Nigerians dey like be this.

Miracle centers + sheeples = Maga pay.
CareerRe: I Resigned After Receiving My Salary: Help, Am I In Trouble? by MrTypist: 3:07pm On Mar 31, 2017
tosyne2much:
Lalasticlala wetin happen to you this afternoon? cheesy

The OP said he's a guy and you wrote "she" on the front page cheesy

Hope say you don chop? cheesy
Don't blame lala, the guy was sounding sisi though.
CareerRe: I Resigned After Receiving My Salary: Help, Am I In Trouble? by MrTypist: 3:02pm On Mar 31, 2017
Call him for just 30 seconds and tell him you will arrange boys for him next time he comes to your house.

Since you said there are no terms and conditions he can use against you in your appointment letter.

**The street way**
RomanceRe: Couple Turn Fishermen As They Take Pre-Wedding Photos To The River by MrTypist: 2:48pm On Mar 31, 2017
Nice concept though.
RomanceRe: Couple Wear NYSC Uniform For Their Pre-Wedding Photos by MrTypist: 1:20pm On Mar 31, 2017
Your spouse, your choice.

Congrats!
EducationRe: UNIPORT's Best Student Of Pediatrics Receives Her N250 Prize Money After 2 Years by MrTypist: 12:27pm On Mar 31, 2017
Op correct yourself.

Did you mean to say N250k huh

And meanwhile Dino with 3rd class is in the National assembly dining with Saraki.

We don't value education anymore in this dead country.
CrimeRe: EFCC Arrests Female Herbalist In Oyo For N45m Fraud (photo) by MrTypist: 12:22pm On Mar 31, 2017
Pastors, alfas and spiritualists are the ministers of fraud these days courtesy of the gullible minds out there.

Mayey full Nigeria o.

Which kind spiritual healing go cost 45 million naira.

Abi you snatch mami water lover?
CelebritiesRe: Dabota Lawson Builds Shopping Mall In Lekki, Set To Launch It Soon by MrTypist: 12:06pm On Mar 31, 2017
Why can't they setup ventures that will be of help to the grassroots?

Don't we have enough shopping malls already.

What happens to cottage industries, iron and steel, power, electronics plants and the likes.

How can an unemployed graduate benifit from this mall?
PoliticsRe: Ayiri Emami Pictured With Dangote & Oshiomhole At Eko Hotel In Lagos by MrTypist: 12:02pm On Mar 31, 2017
Just make your money by any means necessary.

Because no one really cares.
CelebritiesRe: Danku Strips Unclad Over Messy Controversial Debt And Prostitution Scandal by MrTypist: 11:49am On Mar 31, 2017
Weytin him come want make we do?
TravelRe: Photos Of Nigerians Who Died On Their Way To Italy Through Sea by MrTypist: 11:45am On Mar 31, 2017
Life goes on though.

We all gonna die anyway.
TravelRe: Photos Of Nigerians Who Died On Their Way To Italy Through Sea by MrTypist: 11:43am On Mar 31, 2017
Life goes on though.
CelebritiesRe: Thin Tall Tony Arrives Calabar In Style (photos) by MrTypist: 9:29am On Mar 31, 2017
Tall, Taller, Tallest.
CelebritiesRe: Huddah Monroe Suffers Complication After Boobs Enlargement Surgery (Pics) by MrTypist: 9:01am On Mar 31, 2017
SURElee:
This is how it starts o! From just one boob job to rhinoplasty( nose job), abdominoplasty( belle tuck), vjay tightening, under arm job, botox injections, till they become totally plastic ( fake). Thank God am absolutely endowed ( in dbanj's voice).
Show us or you don't have it.

You need some minor work out though to get that hourglass figure you dream of.
CelebritiesRe: Huddah Monroe Suffers Complication After Boobs Enlargement Surgery (Pics) by MrTypist: 8:59am On Mar 31, 2017
SURElee:
This is how it starts o! From just one boob job to rhinoplasty( nose job), abdominoplasty( belle tuck), vjay tightening, under arm job, botox injections, till they become totally plastic ( fake). Thank God am absolutely endowed ( in dbanj's voice).
Show us or you don't have it.
CelebritiesRe: Huddah Monroe Suffers Complication After Boobs Enlargement Surgery (Pics) by MrTypist: 8:58am On Mar 31, 2017
OneManLegion:
Mtcheew. See person dey use money dey buy death.

All these girls are shallow and vain and their self esteem issues are deeper than their pussies.
Shioor!
If na your wife or sister get that kind 1% boobs, you go like am?
CelebritiesRe: Huddah Monroe Suffers Complication After Boobs Enlargement Surgery (Pics) by MrTypist: 8:50am On Mar 31, 2017
Though I support her going for the surgery in the first place even though complications later set in.

Gosh!!!

Can you see her before implant picture?
Who deflate her chest like that.

To the guy that did that, one sack of SK for you.

Wehdon Sir!

I once knew a girl like her, let's just say she has zero boobs, I told her when I blow I would take her to get boobs implants to help her unborn children. Weytin dem wan suckle on?

CelebritiesRe: Tekno Orders Man To Delete A Picture He Took With Him by MrTypist: 8:41am On Mar 31, 2017
Because he now has a deal with Sony that is why he is feeling on top of the world.

He don forget him guy that year already. No humility again. He should go and learn from 2face.

Morale: all guyman should try and hustle on their own because that man you call your real guyman will be the first to forget you once he blows.

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