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Politics / Re: Aregbesola & His Wife Bow For Alaafin Of Oyo At A Wedding In Lagos (Photos) by MrTypist: 10:19pm On Apr 01, 2017
Monarchism and partisan politics.

The bane of tribalism and economic retrogression.

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Education / Re: The 10 Most Dangerous Animals In The World. by MrTypist: 10:17pm On Apr 01, 2017
Amazingly interesting.

Gun doesn't kill, it's human that's always behind the trigger.
TV/Movies / Re: DSTV Subscription Fee To Increase From 1st May, Nigerians React by MrTypist: 9:34pm On Apr 01, 2017
We the ones at fault here.

We hold dstv and Mtn at high esteem.

When we boycut them, their brain will reformat.

Instead we keep wailing in our homes and on keyboards.

Fvck dstv, mobdro with data TV ti take over.
Crime / Re: Fulani Herdsmen Kill 10 In Cross River by MrTypist: 9:22pm On Apr 01, 2017
Make these Fulani herdsmen chill na.

10 people, haba?
Romance / Re: Nigerian Bride Gets A Mercedes From Her Ghanaian Groom At Her Wedding. PICS by MrTypist: 9:18pm On Apr 01, 2017
Congrats to them.

HML.
Family / Re: Photo Of A Pretty Young Mother And Her Son Which Has Gone Viral . by MrTypist: 9:13pm On Apr 01, 2017
uzoclinton:
probably 14

No, probably when she was 16 because I think she's above 30 already. 16+16=32
Family / Re: Photo Of A Pretty Young Mother And Her Son Which Has Gone Viral . by MrTypist: 9:07pm On Apr 01, 2017
No, probably when she was 16 because I think she's above 30 already. 16+16=32
uzoclinton:
probably 14
One of the beauties of giving birth early as a lady.

But too much slaying and abortions no go let our ladies see road.

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Crime / Re: Medical Doctor Arrested With Fake ABU Certificate In Ogun by MrTypist: 8:59pm On Apr 01, 2017
ABU in the news again.

It's like getting a fake certificate from ABU is very easy.

Dino and comrades, I hail!

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Fashion / Re: Chiamaka Chukurah Crowned As Sisi Oge Of Lagos 2017 (Photos) by MrTypist: 8:20pm On Apr 01, 2017
MrRichy:
Hope she won't later become

Sisi cucumber

It is inevitable.

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Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage Looking Fabulous At Iyanya's Album Launch by MrTypist: 7:34pm On Apr 01, 2017
bjhaid:
It's EP and not Album

Na only few Nigerians know the difference between album and EP.

To them any compilation of songs na album.

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Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage Looking Fabulous At Iyanya's Album Launch by MrTypist: 7:31pm On Apr 01, 2017
I love her dress though.

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Career / Re: Sisters who are graduates from Unizik do crazy make-ups for a career (Pics) by MrTypist: 7:24pm On Apr 01, 2017
They should contact amc for a role in the production of the walking dead series.

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Food / Re: "The Corruption Is Everywhere"-see What A Nigerian Saw In The Cupcake He Bought by MrTypist: 6:34pm On Apr 01, 2017
Desperate times require desperate measures to survive.

Sorry bro!

At least half cup bread is better than nonegrin
Crime / Re: Suspected Armed Cultists Apprehended At River State University​ by MrTypist: 6:09pm On Apr 01, 2017
Crocrodile tears.
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Please Y'all Should Advics This Young Lady (pic) by MrTypist: 5:48pm On Apr 01, 2017
Story for Amahdioha.

"I don't know what happened, he shifted my pant and raped me"

Just like that?

Tell us you enjoyed the sex and collected 20k for a service well rendered.

Olosho!
Events / Re: Lady Wears Braless Outfit For Her Birthday (Photos) by MrTypist: 5:33pm On Apr 01, 2017
The hunt for husband is back to back when menostop is about to set in.
Celebrities / Re: Cossy Orjiakor: "I Expected Kemi Olunloyo To Be Locked Up By Her Dad, Obasanjo" by MrTypist: 5:09pm On Apr 01, 2017
But why all these god of men no dey forgive person? But na dem dey preach forgiveness pass.

On the contrary,

Did Cossy sleep with a dog as alleged?
Click like for a YES and share for a NO.

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Celebrities / Re: Seyi Law: "Kemi Olunloyo's Arrest Made Me Happy" by MrTypist: 3:55pm On Apr 01, 2017
As soon as kemi gets out of prison, she is going to be like a wounded lioness ready to devour any prey.

I know Kemi's PA is online keeping records.

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Politics / Re: The Cache Of Weapons Recovered From Repented Cultists In Bori, Rivers by MrTypist: 3:45pm On Apr 01, 2017
Cultists dey repent shocked

It is just like a cigarette addict telling you he has quit smoking.

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Crime / Re: Lawyer Caught In A Courtroom Watching Video Of A Lady Twerking (Photos, Video) by MrTypist: 3:32pm On Apr 01, 2017
Partners in crime.

Na he and him colleague dey gather watch am o.

No wonder their likes in Nigeria sentence someone to death for stealing 80k android phone while granting bail to someone that cripple the economy of his state.

Ghana must go lawyers.
Crime / Re: Nigerian Lady In Italy Reveals How Much She Charges Per Sex (Video, Pics) by MrTypist: 3:16pm On Apr 01, 2017
That is new though, we all know the drill.

Prostitutes everywhere.
Sports / Re: Win With My Accurate Weekend Predictions by MrTypist: 2:15pm On Apr 01, 2017
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Education / Re: Nobody Really Knows Why These Things Look This Way by MrTypist: 1:43pm On Apr 01, 2017
I didn't understand this though.

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Celebrities / Re: Davido After Taking Weed Gives Snapchat Followers Horrible Advise (pics,vid) by MrTypist: 1:37pm On Apr 01, 2017
Look at his head like an inverted cone grin

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Celebrities / Re: BBNaija: Photos From Eviction Party Of Bassey At No Chill In Lagos by MrTypist: 11:57am On Apr 01, 2017
Party hard.
Celebrities / Re: Why Seun Egbegbe Is Still In Custody After Court Granted Him Bail by MrTypist: 11:51am On Apr 01, 2017
He thought the judges giving bail conditions are fools.

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Politics / Re: Dino Melaye Shares His Convocation Pictures With His Parents And Others by MrTypist: 8:43am On Apr 01, 2017
That looks like a matriculation pictures to me.
Politics / Re: Governor Ugwuanyi Gives Money To Woman Who Hawks Pure Water As She Cries (Pics) by MrTypist: 11:49pm On Mar 31, 2017
All these eye service government.

Is this how they are going to alleviate poverty in Enugu state?

There are still about thousands of people like that woman in that state. I hope his poverty alleviation program goes out to them too.

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Religion / Re: Female Jehovah's Witness Knocks At Man's House, He Opens The Door While Naked by MrTypist: 9:33pm On Mar 31, 2017
Even the bible says...

Knock and it shall be opened unto dee grin

Why is she now surprised?
No be she wan preach the gospel.

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Romance / Re: Customs Boss Use & Dump Story: My Pics Were Stolen, Used For Evil- Girl Exclaims by MrTypist: 9:02pm On Mar 31, 2017
Barbieegold:
i dont think she is lying, v been a victim too, someone went to my face book and stole my pictures and started scamming with them, wen i found out, i had to report to facebook. pls lets not be quick to judge

Ok sis. I was just mad because of the way this type of issue keeps reoccurring. Some people will make comments, when they later found out how embarrassing such comments were, they would now be forming the victim by saying their social media handle was hacked or something.

Mind you, even chidinma Okeke said her sextape was photoshopped.

Enjoy the rest of your evening.
Religion / Re: Jeremiah Omoto Fufeyin On Apostle Suleman's Sex Scandal: "What God Told Me" by MrTypist: 8:52pm On Mar 31, 2017
doctimonyeka:
#I stand with apostle johnson suleman... Haters over to you....

#son of grace.

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Religion / Re: Jeremiah Omoto Fufeyin On Apostle Suleman's Sex Scandal: "What God Told Me" by MrTypist: 8:46pm On Mar 31, 2017
Dem don come again

Awon sheep and sheeple.

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