kamez:
Chilling in the sitting room with my suya and orijin.. Awaiting the match...


My prediction.....Final score chelsea 2 stoke 0...


Team blue!!

you got it right bro.up blues

Chaleeee:
As much as the religion of the lady is important to you, keep it in mind that you are not dating the father. If her father's religion bothers you, explain to her and call it quits. Where the real danger lies is when you chop her thing and now run away.

A wise man once said..."What shall it profit a man to slap Usain Bolt and run away..."

Jazz is not a respecter of distance o

hehehehe,chai see quote nah,sha dat no fit happen nah except na inside ferrari him dey execute such risky venture.

D fear of Chelsea is d begining of wisdom.Odas beware.

jhydebaba:
naija babes are synonymous to naija policemen. u visit them, u pay...they visit u, u pay. Either way, u lose something.

Very true

I wish him goodluck.

kandiikane
I have a very high sex drive, I can have multiple orga.sms within seconds of eachother but I easily get bruised and sore If care is not taken. Sometimes I get cuts on the scars(no scars per se, but where I have been cut), it gets painful especially when I need to wee. I may be less sensitive than other women but I still achieve every thing else when I put my mind to it. Hope this answers your question. The only pro about it is if done right, makes your vag pretty. I won't recommend it.

You just nailed it

So is Godswill Akpabio going to step down for Aloysious Etuk?

And God made them male and female,nice looking yams tho.

Any news 4rm Akwa Ibom?

Wia is fifa n dia proverbial axe wen u need dem.Dis kontri sef.

I acted a lil bit crazy 2day n by d powers confered on me,i hereby hold u responsible.Tenks babe

viczing:


Y d insult? Don't she have her opinion? Is toolz ya sis? Why the shedding? You seeking who to fight with I guess and hope she ignores you

I hope so too.Very silly comment.

U make sence sha.Tenks

I dnt knw wat 2 say,n hw da zebs did i find maself hia.

U guys just reminded me of one very funny incident I will never forget in my life concerning ghosts.
Me and my friend was sent by my momma to deliver a message in not so nearby house. It should be around 7pm. B4 u reach that house, u gat to pass one (what is the name of achara tree) Bambo forest. Not too thick sha but its just at d two sides of the road.
Since it was moi and moi friend, I said no shaking and with the full moon blazin.

On approaching dat area, upon d fact that we were chatting loud(I assumed its out of fear) we started dragging our feet.we will step and step very close to d same place again.
Lo and behold one white apparrition just started comin out of that bushy area towards us. It doesn't look like human at all. We stopped, no communication again and all of a sudden we tear race!
The nearest compound is a bit far so we entered a farm(yam farm). And this yam was at its prime. Only God knew what we did to them and what they did to us too. We peeped out from d farm and that thing was still coming.
Old boi, we picked race again! Busted into the nearest compound(luckily gate was still open), flew pass the main house(tru the parlour) to d back(kitchen).
We saw one pregnant lady, tried to xplain, instead of her to listen she started screaming that its only her that's in the house, her husband went out,bla bla bla. Since she can't save us in our ignorance we ran outside again on our way to another compound when one man stopd us. We were narrating our story to him when d woman screamed( we never knew she was due, d husband went to get a car that will transport them to hospital and that was the man that stopd us) the rest happened very fast.
Of course message wasn't delivered.
We went home telling everybody that we saw ghost.
We were still explaining when one lady dressed in white gown carrying white headpan walked into our compound.
Ur quess is good as mine.

Since that day, I vowed not to believe in ghost again. Na so we for kill a pregnant woman and her unborn baby for nothing.

Chai!! u don finish pesin wit laughter o,but sha we bin 2 dey see tins in dos days.

mystiqueDZ:
Ok! It's official!! The world is finally coming to an end.....

Seconded

CoolHunk:
Ha!!! Your soul has been imprisoned in a day-old dinosaur egg. To free yourself, you'll have to find the dinosaur egg and crack it open with a broom stick. Good luck.

I knw fit laugh o chai!!

U r onpoint bro,d feelin is mutual.

TheSonOfMark:
.My hood is already buzzing. From Ikpa road to Abak road (OBJ road) to Aka road to Oron road - same buzz.
My friends and I will sure be in attendance, 10.00am prompt! My lecturers in the department can get angry at me for skipping lectures tomorrow if they want but nufin is stopping TheSonOfMark from attending.

This feeling is great, I'm proud of my state! History here I come!

TheSonOfMark:



I see someone has been stalking TheSonOfMark. Dude, you are just a misdirected groupie.
Copied my own post? Really? Check all of my comments thus far on this forum then examineif they seem like the compositions of an average Joe.

YOUR ATTEMPT AT HUMOUR IS QUITE APPALLING! SCORE ZERO FOR YOU.

It hurts you that I'm proud of my state? It's not my fault your state governor is underperforming, is it?
I'll repeat it to your chagrin: This feeling is great, I'm proud of my state!


NOW RUN ALONG, YOU FEATHERBRAINED HOMO SAPIEN!

Chai u don finish pesin pikin.Ubok Abaaasssi ooo

Friendly or no friendly,they better win dis match o

Up Chelsea

Mancity abeg sit up.

epoxide:


MTN surprise isn't just data. it's either you get 100mb or 11 SMS or #100 or double recharge. the point is you can't get more than one. as for etisalat, keep hoping and praying

I got two,sms n mb

Up Chelsea.Today's 3 points na surebanker.

chisombenedicta:
hell is real!

Hello Chisom baby,you care for a debate with facts?

Thougthful

Ain't you playing with fire?

Onlinebizexpert:
There is always a first time

you are right.

Smh,but hell no dey nah.

spartoo
Why nah?

If only couples could find lasting solutions to the first and last options....There will be lasting peace at home

Gudluck bro n more anytin u like to ur elbow