₦airaland Forum

Geesarki:
President and commnder in chief of the Armed Forces of the Federal Republic of Nigeria. Go and die. This shall remain so till 2019

If you knw this guy or you have a connection, pls tell him to take the sick woman to THE LORDS CHOSEN REVIVAL MOVEMENT. Headquarter in Ijesha, Lagos. Am assuring you that she will be healed and free. Please ask directions from people.

rhema4u:
So far he's smiling, no wayo!

You know what? I just caught a baby mouse and put him in a little house this night. And when i saw this pic, i couldnt resist showing him.

collinsVP:
The fluctuations in the level of power generation in Nigeria can no longer be justified by the activities of gas pipeline vandals.

We have the resources for continuous improved generation, distribution and transmission, coupled with the resource to secure them.

All we lack is sincerity of purpose.

The blue print to getting it right is everywhere and accessible, if we did not have one already.

Ghana enjoys constant power supply to a greater extent. What was it they had done to get it right? If not sincerity on the part of her government that knows where to draw the line of embezzlement of public fund and thwart the establishment of social infrastructure just to enrich themselves.

Here in Nigeria, corruption is pervasive. There is no go area, even in security of human life. SMH

We keep blaming ourselves, while the major players keep dancing freely at the backstage. U.S might be the ones pushing Nigeria to fustration and corruption. It's a dark battle that cannot be understood by merely moping at the News 0'clock. Obama has a good relationship with Nigeria. But look at all his intents. When are we going to start seeing these Anti-christ forerunners as the arch enemies? They are fighting for world domination. They want the nations to remain poor and wretched and begthem for help. Our brothers doing these vandalisms are just being used as puppets. I don't knw why Nigerians cannot simply discern who is behind all these or whether the media/nation is afraid to stand up against them.

Those US intelligence sent by OBAMA may be behind these nefarious actions. Recently, it was reported that special U.S operatives are building a wall between Niger-Nile. They claimed its a counter-measure against Bokoharam. But is that true? Who can tell the next actions of a man trying to force Nigeria to gay marriage, seeking global dominance and who sees Nigeria as a major keylock of West-Africa?

slimthugchimee:
guy recieve good grammer

Seriously i dint laugh until i saw that #Receive sense.
That was so funny.

adedayourt:
i recommend u take d nxt bus going to yabaleft if u think everytin is ok with d action metted in the alleged suspect.


IDEALLY suspect are to be handed over to d authority nd not dat babarik attitude displayed

Do you need someone to teach u that,,,If the case of thiefs were to spend 2 days or 2 weeks in jail, many peope will become more daring.
But when u add some slaps and blows, people will think twice. In America, Parents/teachers are not allowed to dicipline or flog their children thats why they're so vagabond and lawless. See what America has become now.

The bible says "Withhold not correction from the child: for if you beat him with the rod, he shall not die. Prov 23:!3

Okobaba1:
HERE ARE 20 THINGS YOU OUGHT TO DO THAT COULD HELP IMPROVE YOUR LIFE

1.) Befriend a successful person and take him/her to lunch

2.) Find a mentor and do what he/she says

3.) Start a date night with my spouse

4.) Write one page per day of my novel(if you are a writer)

5.) Exercise to relieve stress

6.) Read a book about selling

7.)Start a networking meeting weekly

8.) Do something kind to someone every day

9.) Read a positive development book for 30minutes per day.

10.) Plan the next day before you quit for today

11.) Listen to an instructional audio tape in your car

12.) Watch 60minutes less television

13.) Refuse to gossip. Speak only positively of others

14.) Write a thank you note to someone everyday

15.) Save at least 10 percent of your income

16.) Refuse to buy anything on credit that you cannot pay for in cash

17.) Create one multiple source of income per month

18.) Attend a mastermind group once a week

19.)Work on your goals every day

20.) Most of all, Pray

Feel free to add yours...

Cc: lalasticlala, Ishilove

Fake. Number 3 and 20 are very contradictory..

Suicide takes people to hellfire forever.
Poor soul. He should have known.

adedayourt:
Kick against gungle justice

Kick against crime

Shut up. This is not jungle justice. This is not America where people get away with anything. This is Nigeria. This is dicipline at the grassroot level.

Good Nigerians can only act at their own level of REACH. Thats why you cant call it jungle justice.

Recently, i learned US special operatives sent by Obama are building a nigeria-niger wall. These people might have special equipment at their disposal to carry out coup de tat on our economy. let me remind you that Obama is an Anti-christ forunner.

Boy: call me Mojo-Bola-Chibok-2face orif its hard, just say (MBC 2).

Nawa ooo this thing is funny wella.
Laughing na serious medicine.

felsunseg:
life is notjustok.com.even when our naija'is'loaded with oppurtunity some people are still jaguda.com. Nairaland.com is please with good people who earlyface their work. To facebook.com is not too uncommon as there are many gurulodge.com in his proudlynation. Nairashare every thing as long as its 9jabase4u.com.

Taiwo, its your father have you finished your homework?
Have u finished your homework?ehh

Children, one day i know say u go make us proud.


From right to left: Pastor Ketu, Dr. Alibaba, Barrister Tinumbu
Brothers in arms.

Boi, you dey mad?
How u take do this thing? This one na copyright infringement oo.
But eeh, e be like say you bribam no be small.

gbens2000:
Oyinbo peperempe.were u dey now gongon.

E be like they don kidnapam But i know say as Buhari don come office eh , ein go bring back oyinboprincess and our chibok girls. samsam

khalhokage:
People grow up in extremely varied environments. Some will be taught that exploring themselves and their sexuality is a normal and healthy part of getting to know who we are and what we enjoy. Others… not so much.

https://i.imgur.com/Yfif92k.jpg

So, is masturbation good for you? And are the kittens safe after all? Check out AsapSCIENCE’s video explaining the health benefits of a bit of ‘me time.’



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GU3JqoUDkjA

Mast. is bad and unhealthy for the body because your body exudes a large amount of body proteins, chemicals such as dopamine (for brain function) etc, which go down the drain just-like-that. Excess masturbation will result to weaker memory and concentration, small stick in some cases etc.

Just this month an electrician was found dead (in a backward crucified gesture) on the Electric pole close to Ikeja.
They had to switch it off to get him down.

No women don't hav trousers. The world today is trying to justify anything that is sin and pleasurable. Before Trousers was an abomination evn to us Nigerians. Now westrn culture creep into nigeria and people wañna justify themsevs in it. Before homosexual was abomination in America but today they say theres nothin wrong. GOD ONLY LOOKS AT THE HEART, they say.

God's standard will neva change bcause of anybody. Woe to them that call evil good and good evil. 80% abomination today, it's the westerns that brought it to us. Dont kill ursef in the name of fashion. The fashion of this world will pass away. Do u knw that today in America, its not wrong for a man to wear skirt and blouse? And their pastors say the bible doesnt condemn it.

Beware, the Antichrist is promoting abomination through adverts, mainstream media, educational system, worldly music, false religons and systems, technology etc so dont b carried away or deceived. They're so seducing, they're so sweet and tempting that you began to say ho! there's nothin wrong it this thing.

The holy men of God wore robes and garments. Even Jesus at his coming wears a robe. It is a modest dressing. And dont equate garments with skirts.

Women have a different shape from men. Wearing trousers will make you look seductive. And Jesus said he that gathereth not with me scatareth. Are u scatering or gathering by showing ur figure 8?

My name is Maris Adibe. I am living in libya. This morning i was coming to the crusade in Lagos. I was walking to the busstop and singing. As i was singing, i saw a woman i knew before i travelled. The woman came closer and asked me, have you joined them"? I replied, joined which people? She said, You have joined Chosen?" I said yes, where power is speaking. As we were talking, four men surrounded us. They told me to give them my bagand handset. I said for wht? Why must i give you my handset, am a Chosen. I declared myself Chosen 3x and asked the armed robber who are you? One of them said you knw that am an armed robber, and you're asking who am i? As hewanted to shoot i said "God of my pastor where are you? Prove your power. He shot at me 3 times but the gun did not answer. When i wanted to pounce on the robber and collect his gun, that woman that i was discussing with held me, suddenly the armed robber began to run and i pursued them. After a shortwhile i came back, but did not see the woman who was talking with me. I was surprised and asked myself. Is this a setup? I called my husband and related my encounter to him. He said it was a setup but as long as i am a Chosen, there's nothing to fear. If you're a Chosen, be a Chosen indeed. God is with the Chosen.

If you remember I was the one that sponsored the church in Libya. In Libya, any lady that is brought there for prostitution, we pull the lady out and direct her to the way of God. So favour has been following us all around. My homing coming is sponsored by white men, after leaving now, i'll go to Dubai, turkey etc.and they will be d ones sponsoring it. After that, they will sponsor my whole family for one month to any country of our choice for summer holiday. Work for God and God will work for you. I pray for the G.O that God that called him, will never leave him. He will take him from glory to glory, powere to power with oversized anointing. And Heaven at last in Jesus name. Praise the Lord!

SISTER MARIS ADIBE.
LIBYA.

I tried once and did it.(10 times).
The only difficulty was catching my breath. But thera much harder ones than this.

There is more risk in Downloading a file than streaming them.

Proverbs 20:1 Wine is a mocker, strong drink is raging, and whosoever is deceived therby, is not wise.

Recite it 100 times first thing every morning. It's a 90 days program.

You con hurry, remove pant, putam for zinc. After d huge wave of shit con comot, u were relieved. You con hurry where u dey go. As you come back with your fiancii. bcause ein dey talk since say he won come ur house. As he don come, he say make he go toile t go wash face. toilet dey for inside to d right. Nahim e con go toilet. As he dey go, u con rememba say that ur pant... Chai ewoo
Before u go fit jamesbondam, e don become late oooo. Nayim u con rush open door see am for grand wer hin dey convulge and convulse

Nawa ooo

eleko1:
Pathetic! Everybody have deserted JONA,only thieves/misfit hang aroundd him .Useless name

Shabi u be Mr Olodo?

Abeg no call Professor Jonathan useless again. bcause u no reacham, mentally, ntectually, finuancialy, maraigically, institutioanally, socially, educationally and otherwise.

Abi ur mama no tell u say politics na dirty game. All kinds of dirty...... includign winshcraft. Politics no b da khin abriko game u get for house ooo. A wsword is enough....

99 Nuns: Oh no, i just wish

1 Nun: Jealousy ()mschew.

Experment gone wrong.........Again

This one na Family Dinner ooo

Father go chop 2 eggs minimum. Wife and son, one each. Fish is for father too.

chinnyfity:
08035204317 thats mine

Ok i'll send now.

Chickenstew:
Honda wear = Underwear

Chai. U pass. 5/10