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thatgurlvixen: Good lord but it can pain sha..see as it is peppering her body..pele o

Madam,,before u deactivate abi disintegrate,, anyone 1st drop ur christmas shala,,os cof I must come first..oshamo

Luxanne sent me a PM begging me not to deactivate and that she would make it up to me.

First ko, abi I won't even mention your name ni

Ain't dropping shiii

*clicks the deactivation button*

Vixen, first?

Really? Luxanne?


Well, I am deactivating right now. Bye y'all

thatgurlvixen: Yes way!!!
I was the first already,,u tried to steal my position..don't lie
*stabs her on her right bweast*

You're the thief here!!! Ole buruku!
*forcefully sticks my left thumb in her Anus*
My finger is long, you haff die today!

thatgurlvixen: Eh ehn!!! Itaf finish,,breeze av blow,,we av seen the thing..ms pee,,so it is you,,u and ur egbe dat want me to deactivate..issalie,,I won't..my juju, e pass ur own,,shey uav hear??..gaan tell ur pple





I kuku didn't say anything but why is harlos name first

Thank you!!! *pats ripe coconuts* they av accepted ur apology,,I will give u d gift and include ur name on 1 condition : that my birthday gift from u will be a secret between me and victoria

What's the name of the juju you use? you are trying my power abi?



Because harlos said...

Uhn uhn, not only a secret between you and victoria, it will even be an oath between you and chantelle and/or simon perele

Ole!!

thatgurlvixen: I don't want,,lalaboi will slimfit it too much..my bride price will be showing..eh ehn

sush a pity,,d future of okrika is in jeopardy

Buy new one for me,,sheyb u stole his money abi u thot I didn't see u

Whose money o?

My clothes are the ones you'll see in first grade, just cooperate!!!

New clothes abi? Wait till 2014, these my christmas clothes will still be new by then

This your yanga ehn!!!

[quote author=sweet-tease]Ms_pee..........talk! [/quote]Talk wetin?

thatgurlvixen: u won't kill me o




Lalaboi,,why are u like this na warris pata and juggernaut bra tori olorun??




U and ms pee sef,,d two of u matter av taya me,,shey ur tailor tells u to strip to ur boska if he/she wants to measure you?? Ani u av spoil very very much

Lalaboi is a rotten child!

thatgurlvixen: I've changed it..I'll be the first *dancing skelewu on ur dressing table*..if u like frown till tomorrow

No way!!!
I will be the first, that's my rightful position
*stabs her on her left bumbum*

lalaboi: WOefa!. . I have other clients

Other male clients?

lalaboi: Wot is this one saying? . . feergin or no feergin. . if you wanto measure u do as i say

Tailor changed!! Oya carry your chooking eyes to the other side

[quote author=sweet-tease]Who and who? [/quote] and

luxanne:

If she doesn't complete her sentence, you'l have her space

She won't, believe me
So, I will be the first personnnnnnn

lalaboi: Oya. fizen come. . . come and measure ursef.
note that you gotta come into my shop with ur pata and juggernaut bras only!

Stop it! She's a virgin like me
Don't corrupt her

Jbluv55: Now let me demonstrate to you WHY sm1(or rather everyone) believe(s) u r a kid.
I will also choose to ff u and then unfortunately u r not allowed to decide whether I shud or not BUT you r given THREE(+ONE) choices:
1) FOLLOW BACK
2) PRETEND you dint notice
3) CRY a bit(lyk u r doing now) & then MOVE ON
4) (and this myt b d best soln) DEACTIVATE and u r no longer on my 'following' list
take this as education and try any of them out (preferably d last )

Rotflmcsbsao!!!

#teamantirobot

thatgurlvixen: Why??u want some hopefuls to nurse broken hearts??


little unripe coconuts abi??
In addition to not giving u christmas gift,, *cancels name from guestlist for my birthday parry*

Abeg name names jor? Who are the hopefuls? Harlos? Nitlad? Jbluv? Who?

Oya your coconuts are ripe. Give me my gift and put my name back in that list!!!

luxanne: Day's been splendid dearie...In the spirit of christmas, I say YES be dropping it tonight

Yay!!!!!
Let my name come first o, I heard vixen is deactivating soon

thatgurlvixen: Why are u using me to do shakara?? I'm smaller than u,,ur clothes won't size me,,moreover I don't do 'buluku'

Keep quiet!!
Don't talk to your aunt like that!!
I'm very generous
We will amend the clothes to your size. Lalaboi is my tailor

You want to do shakara for me. Do you know how many bend down select traders are begging to buy those clothes for resale?

Come and take jor!

[quote author=sweet-tease]I knew dat from d rate at which you get pregnant and d ear and nose thingy.....you na champion [/quote]I'm even teaching some people now

[quote author=sweet-tease]Morning! Where have you been?


Ms_pee pee, no go there oo, further maths/maths, my favourite subjects in secondary sch and yes i miss it.



Jbluv, goodmorning![/quote]Nah, please. If you want to punish me, just give me that ish to solve.


I rep arts anytime!!
But I'm a big fan of biology tho, reproduction.

lalaboi: Put a smile on your face. . even if you nor happy ay 9icegee don pound with belle. . .smh

Read my fingers lips. . . You dey craze!

Robot dey give human being belle? Dumb/dull robot for that matter!!!

My space, trespass not!!!

[quote author=sweet-tease]Hmmm.....special sombori eh! Okay oo






i wii beat you oh, ms_wee wee [/quote]Please don't beat me o, aunty amebo

lalaboi: Morning Feefle.

Good morning aboki

Jbluv55: You missed me too? Me likey
Actually 4 someone lyk myself who is inclined In d technology direction I miss furthEr maths lyk crazy(complex issues giv u d most Satisfaction when solved ), lyk teaching it to those that hav problems wt it , so that shud explain a bit of what I mean to you

Ha! Okay o. Further maths almost drove me crazy when I was in SS1
That wicked teacher gave me a scar because of it

So I heard that further maths teachers/gurus are wicked. true or false?

[quote author=sweet-tease]Hehehehe.......oya be precise, no mind games i know 2 jays on NL, minus d ones i don't knw oo [/quote]Amebo!!
It's jay, my kid brother

Jbluv55: My sweerie ki lo n shele?Missed ya lyk I miss further-maths

Kosi o. I missed you toooooo
Ah! Further maths ke?
Is there any body that misses that subject? meaning you didn't miss me at all

harlos: ogini
is it only me u see here, Bomb dey u nor hug, jbluv dey u nor kiss, lala dey u nor romånce, na harlos banana u wan chop
Park well o

See your head like okro, wetin you dey feel like?

Come here jor, with your tiny nanana

fabulousdame: na so u hate me reach?

No na, I love you actually. That's why I want to share my clothes with you

Accept my offer now o, or I will give them to vixen

Uncle Jbluv, ekaro o