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I am okay

Well, you met the one with a fish brain. Not all girls are like that.

When you see a lady you like, just shout "wooooooooooooooo!", that's it. You've wooed her.

Afam4eva: I've always wondered by people portrayed as villagers speak good english with a foreign accent.

Thank you!

Okay, now that you've informed us about your wedding...
So where's the venue? And what's the asoebi colour?


make I come chop rice

Wow!!!

No, you're not wrong. Let the dog go, you too move on!

None.

#teamvirgin

You need a wife to give you job or what? What do you need a wife for when you don't have a job?

DARREG: I wud decide who i wud be picking latest by 18th wednesday December 2013

And before we go out on the date i would be releasing my facebook name, twitter handle, IG handle and phone number ONLY to my date and a trusted MODERATOR here on nairaland just to prove my authenticity

so far 16 ladies have been nominated and for now after analysing several factors(comments,posts,topics,profile,location, availability, recommendations and disgression) about them here on nairaland
this is how the rankings are from top-down.
this ranking might/would change as time goes on but for now this is how it looks like


Khalessi
Nadia SA1
KUYLIE
ONILA
popowaa
Beckyomas
Eesha
s!s! Afrika
ms pee
yeild
lady H
lertee
alutacontinua
DutchesSsS
loretha
190

No, it's not true.
It's just part of the wedding fun/excitement.

thatgurlvixen: Noo oo..my mummy just watches too much E! And style

Sorry na..lemme see ur own so I can tell ur mummy to buy anoda one for yu..dun cry again

I can't show you mine, I am shy
They're not fine

Beync: thank you plentiful for this wise talk. I will never disappoint.
Lolling @ the last lines....the rest no be small history

Harlos, am waiting for u an ST, hope u people are warming up.

Happy roomates

They don't have money for marriage

Na only mouth them get

harlos: where risit


Vixen

Which risit?

jhydebaba: holy shit No ma. I'm okay

Hehe... You gotta be

jhydebaba: whatever u call it, can I have it in ur mouth

No, in my dog's an.us

thatgurlvixen: fila apeja with rope..u will look kute

My mummy shugamania av shange her mind..she said I wee not wear mary amaka gown buh lemme show u d cloth.. *looks left and right* no shugamania.. Oya see dats me and her friends son,,dey call us husband and wife

Chei! Your own is fine o. Are you an ajebutter?

Your own is finer than mine

Popowaa: u dont even look good when you are happy;Dcontinue to frown

I will beat you o

Danhumprey: Has the microphone been tested?

No o, I'm still connecting light

harlos: how love nor go disappear before New year

you just do what the OP has said and watch love increase by seconds

Nah. OP has not said anything reasonable. How woman go give man money?

Popowaa: Ask again,with christmas just around the corner.I need all thr brazillian items

I wonder! Brazillian items?
E be like say you wan kill pesin this december

Popowaa: lol,pls frown less and smile plenty,you frown too much

Really?
Happy now?

harlos: you two should be happy about this na, Is it love u want or money

Love na, but will love provide anything for us? Them dey chop love ni?

Popowaa: ;DI like u oooo my sister,abeg be careful when talking to them

I still love my eyes, I will talk to them from a very long distance
I can't shout

ITbomb: So happy to find you on this thread , that means our relationship gonna strong

Abi? Like rock.

harlos: when will u start to dey laugh for God's sake

Not anytime soon

Emzybrown: TESTING MIC 123456789

See ya teeth like axe

You too came to test microphone, ba?