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thatgurlvixen: He who must not be named



Who doesn't have coconut *throws her christmas present away*

Please name him


Okay you have little unripe coconuts. Oya give me back my christmas present

Feraz: I'm doing great. And you?

I'm fine. How was your night?

ITbomb: Thanks dear for the fix
No mind my lazy English teacher, the woman never believed when I told her I got E8 in English, she insisted that I cheated. Thank God the E8 got me admission to Engineering. Till I graduated I bin dey pray make Senate no sit and review my ssce or else I for bomb that building

Hehehe... IT Bomb indeed!

fabulousdame: dey said dey dont ve money to buy for me

Eyah. Sorry dear. Oya I wee borrow you my 2002 christmas clothes. Shebi you likey?

[quote author=sweet-tease]Baby don't let ms_pee some people go green with envy


Just because you do it doesn't mean others do



She isn't used to good offers dats why it yis shacking her, i yaff withdrawn the offer [/quote]Be there running ya fingers like purge, the deal real is going on. Harlos knows

Shugamania:

I see...must have been nitlad.



ST, what did u bring for us from chopping


Ms pee, sorry but these coconuts are no longer available, u refused them when I offered.
U can try exchanging with fizen or ST though.

Fabdame, harlos, morning dearies. How are we doing today?


Jb, Lala...stop peeping.

Vixen doesn't not have coconut.

Harlos have destroyed ST's

Please I want yours.

harlos: Ur boyfriend's girlfriend....are you sure you know what you typed there?

I'm very sure. You know what I'm talking about, stop pretending!!!

190 is the girl in question

harlos:
I won't tell you. You stylishly want to get more info which i won't give you.
Until she is taya i won't share _{which can't be} cos she keep asking for more

I trust my boyfriend's girlfriend, she loves banana so much...that she can even take it thru her nose and ear

luxanne: Aww dearie, missed ya too and welcome back

Am glad you are calmer now, you almost blew down this roof

That king kong caused it

How are you dear?

fabulousdame: it was nice oh...

fine oh..just dat my mummy en daddy said dey will not buy xmas clothes for me.



lalaboi good morning

How can your mummy and daddy say that?

harlos: so it you dat want to chop banana till u go yo

Do you have banana to offer? Ripe or unripe?
_{my ministry loathes little bananas o}

[quote author=sweet-tease]I will chuck you injection in your eyes o [/quote]Ah! Please o. Injection? Okay I give up!

[quote author=sweet-tease]Hehehee....... Am not going back to nitlad when i hav all i want [/quote]Nah nah, you must go back to nitlad. He needs you

fabulousdame: good morning everyone
luxanne
shuga
vixen
harlos
sweet tease
ms pee
nitlad
p kasso
jbluv
beync
texa

hope ur nite was okay..

Baby good morning. My night was fine. How was yours?

[quote author=sweet-tease]Force me not to argue na [/quote]I will press your neck o

thatgurlvixen: Ms pee and her childhood sweetheart stop frowning

Who is my childhood sweetheart?

[quote author=sweet-tease]No he is not [/quote]He is!!! Don't argue

[quote author=sweet-tease]Lmao oka muka be we

I withdraw d offer [/quote]Okamuka will taya me



No, you're not giving me any offer, I am giving you. And I'm withdrawing it.

Go and take nitlad, I dash you

ITbomb: I thought you told me nobody was at home, how did she saw see us?

Fixed dear. You're welcome

Shebi you refused to lock the door?
Ntorrrr

harlos: second wife

baby am i putting too much pressure on you?

Yes you are!!!

thatgurlvixen: Ms pee and sitting in the yard.. K.I.S.S.I.N.G

Ms pee and who?

[quote author=sweet-tease]Lol......okay! You wii be 2nd wife.


Ignore him jare.[/quote]Aiit. It has been ignored


2nd wife? No, thanks. That's your position

harlos: so you still do, police and thief abi? Let the government catch you

Shhhhhhh, please don't tell government o

Lemme enjoy myself small

harlos: ms pee how did u do ur previous pregnancy
Don't tell me u removed that alien from the mars(jadoo)

Fabulous, luxanne, shuga , jbluv and others... I dey ground for you o.


Sweet tease
how was your night?

I shifted it, I want triplets ya know

[quote author=sweet-tease] you nor well......i give up on you


You get time ooo. Fashi the guy abeg.[/quote]Please don't give up on me, let's join hands together

That guy don provoke me

thatgurlvixen: I am fine fa..inhaling fumes in traffic u nko??

I'm fine babe.
Playing with my friends at the backyard

9icegee: *lol if i recall rightly, she once said i shudnt talk to her if she doesnt talk to me...now i wonder wot has changed tht...i never talked to her, but here she is, looking for an avenue to purge her system of all de bad deeds a (boy)friend somewhere has rained upon her, ...lol well, if she needed a shoulder to cry on, wudnt it av been more appropriate if she jst asked me to provide her one? there wudnt av been any need for all these rants and raves...its ok anyway, she can lean on me. i hope she feels better after all the swearing lol *

Your mouth is foaming sh!ttt!! Who wants to talk to a dumbass like you? Come, follow me, let me show you real men that are worth talking to. My friend, carry ya kung fu panda shaped body to the other side abeg, let me see real people!!! Odoyo

Ugly dog!

Shugamania:
Welcome back sweetheart, hope u brought goodies.

Yes dear, I brought my oranges in exchange for your coconuts

9icegee: *lol she's dying for me to talk to her i guess *

Shut the fvck up, you hypocrite!!

jhydebaba: ur period

Lmao! You're a devil in angel's clothing

I lost the period to you, oya bring money for baby things

harlos: Take it easy ms pee, i think he apologise before u came. He has learnt his lessons already.

Fear don catch him finish na small e remain make he wee wee for body...fabulous gave him the hardest blow she got

Nah, he hasn't. The little thing is still spewing rubbish