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Yusuf I swear, one more time with your "likey" and I will acupuncture u!  

Reed, I dont think he meant what he say naa. I still assume he was only joking.

iyatrustee:
are you asking me to bring him you don dey fall for him be dat oh

[quote author=yusuf_@ link=topic=610605.msg7884689#msg7884689 date=1299762746]IF U NO WANT MAKE I DIS-SISTER YOU, JUST NO TRY AM *TYPING IN CAPS TO SHOW ANNOYANCE*[/quote]I mean since you both are complaining about him I was thinking it might be a good idea to bring him here and you both go settle him. U know?

iyatrustee:
^^^ and your toilet should also be ready for a treat

Iya, are u insulting my native dish?

Reed, Baby Calm down abeg. No go vex naa. I can promise you, Dave is just playing around[size=2pt] i hope[/size]  
Ok Baby, Im off to the kitchen to prepare you this meal.


Dave, your brother's gf is a Malay Malaysian? Like a pure Malay? Does that means she is a  Muslim? Are you and your brother a Muslim?

LOL! Iya why not we try bring Dave to this thread?

dave2:
For real, i want Ms. Potato

I will be visiting Malaysia during my vacation in 2 months time to spend 4 weeks with my younger brother.

Aha! Gotcha! So now I know why u want know me. So that when u come to Malaysia I can bring you around right? Or is it u want compete with your younger brother cause he get Malaysian gf? BTW, is his gf a Malay or Indian?


[quote author=Lord_Reed link=topic=615769.msg7884551#msg7884551 date=1299761601]yeah baby pork n what?[/quote]Baby, have you tasted Barbecue Sweet and Sour Spare Pork Ribs? This is one of my native dish. Well, since Im half chinlko and all

https://www.foodnetwork.co.uk/content-images/RecipeImages/Teriyaki_Glazed_Pork_Spare_Ribs_tu0605.jpg




Yusuf and Iyatrustee, I swear u both are a yeye persin

[quote author=yusuf_@ link=topic=610605.msg7884532#msg7884532 date=1299761443]make hin go start hin own thread now, abi na wetin, OR START AM FOR AM[/quote]So now Im the official thread starter for Nairalanders?

iyatrustee:
like he dey siddon for my sweetheart favorite chair in your house

Wow! Really?

Ok I feel bad but I dont know wetin I want do naaa


[quote author=Lord_Reed link=topic=615769.msg7884483#msg7884483 date=1299761131]@sweet Potato
yeah baby! bring it on.[/quote]Baby, do u chop pork?

[quote author=yusuf_@ link=topic=610605.msg7884220#msg7884220 date=1299759203]iya has said it all, or do u want me to say it in Hausa?  , but seriosly, wetin this dave guy want, hin just appear from thin air dey pursue another man sweet heart, if na be reed sef, make i no tok sha  make any man wey comot from t0t0 com try am wit my iya fiirst, hmm.[/quote]Its because this is Nairaland naa. Everyone want have their fun and everyone fit anythin to get that. LOL!

dave2:
@ Ms. Potato

Lord Reed or whatever he is called cannot give what he does not have.
My love starts where his ends.

But u have not seen what we've been through naa. We've been through alot . Its all on this thread  
[quote author=yusuf_@ link=topic=615769.msg7884256#msg7884256 date=1299759415]Ms. potato, abeg pity this guy naw, give am something    so hin go leave us alone   , hin dey spoil show for me and iya, wey dey come enjoy ourselves for una place sometimes   . i mean it's getin crowded in here, damn  [/quote]So u want me to cheat on my baby Lord Reed abi? Come on now. For whia Dave go spoil both of your show? Like how now?

Reed baby do you eat chinko food?

Are u saying that Lord Reed has not shown enough love

dave2:
.

If u like make love 1 million times, it wont stop me from going after you.

Dave, I sense there is sumthin u want from me. Wetin be it? Just tell me to the point. I might be able to help you.
[quote author=Lord_Reed link=topic=615769.msg7884110#msg7884110 date=1299758293]O baby am not  back yet but work is not hectic today.

Should I get you something on the way back?[/quote]Yes naa. Can u bring me an M16 gun?

Dave, Lord Reed and I have made love countless of times naaa.

Iya, u sure about that? Cause he didnt quite sound that way naa to me. Like say he meant sumthin else just Im not sure wetin he mean

Guys. Im not kidding ooo. Im in shock just now and I really mean it. This is not playing around naa. But anyways, let forget about it


Iya abeg now am not pregnant


Baby, so ure back. How has your day out been?

Wetin u mean

Im here Yusuf.

Baby, I have been playing around these few days but today I cannot play as much because Im facing alot of tension and stress. I think I wanna puke soon

I cannot believe babe! I wanna tell u but I feel odd just telling it over here.

Wetin I do for hia?

Wetin?

[quote author=yusuf_@ link=topic=615769.msg7882843#msg7882843 date=1299747014]WTF is going on here, DAVE2? REED? POTATO? start explaining, naw naw.     [/quote]I have no idea ooo . Infact, I am innocent!

Tosinville:
(@¿@)

What kinda face be this sef?

dave2:
.

I know, u can still keep his if u like.
But accept mine too.

Na waaa! What is the matter with u now?

U mean say u want me have 2 bf's abi?


[quote author=Lord_Reed link=topic=615769.msg7882824#msg7882824 date=1299746816]Babe but thats phase two. You want me to start that one first?

Yeah baby I love you too! [/quote]I was just pulling your legs now. Whatever u do I will always have your back

Baby, didnt you say u want to go out soon?

dave2:
And u think i can't love u better than Lord Reed?
Common baby, just give me the opportunity ok

But I have accepted Lord Reeds love naa

dave2:
.

Teasing you
Never will i ever do that baby.
I like your maturity honestly.

Dave, I am with Lord Reed naa and I love him very much


[quote author=Lord_Reed link=topic=615769.msg7882757#msg7882757 date=1299746287]Darling why the shock n tears??[/quote]Well my dear. Im just shocked cause I thought you want open Tea Shop selling puff puff and moi moi naa

dave2:
@ Ms. Potato

Please, accept my love naaaa
I promise to be nice to you always and take good care of you.
I will buy more than hand bag and shoes for you

Why are u teasing me? Do u want to make me cry like yesterday?