Even YIM u sabi go through Phone mobile now.

No say I want see your webcam 24/7 And is it true you became a virgin cause you have not had s3x for 7 years?

Its ok but how come u sabi come to NL sef? Dont NL need NEpa too?

Network or Nepa?

I no go hear em ooo

toba:

Potato

what did i do now

M M M:

am out from here

why now

ITbomb:

Very serious dear.ultafuto-yahoo-co-uk

Ok so wetin u want do now?

why M M M ?:

i need am sharp sharp

sharp runs

Do u know ever since I broke up, I have glued my vjay and I am now a born again?

toba:

Potato thats y u are fat. u dey eat too much.

Wetin I do now?

ITbomb:

now my prayers have been answered and she is now single here is my opportunity. Ms Potato lets hook up

U serious or joking about this?

M M M:

becos u refused 2 nyash me

But u did not toast me how I fit yansh u sef?

Me too but Im having a serious headache! i think its the tea. And my meals. Im not sure. . .

I had like one bread and I drank 2 litres of Hibiscus and Peach tea and than I have tomato soup and now 1.5 litres of water. but Im still having this terrible headache!

toba:

LWkmd.

Yes im a grown up man but i still write exams. I graduated less than 10 years ago but i have never left class/Studying till date. Thats why i hardly have time for Women

Awwwww. . . . Do u like that kinda life style?

why M M M ?:

ms.potato

so am now free 2 nyash u

Why are u angry for?

Russialane:

;d ;d ;d ;d

What kinda face is this

if guys wants me because of my balloon backside, well he can go chew on his ballz and tell his momma to not born him again. . .

Why would someone fall for someone's backside? What if you reach 40 and your backside sags down especially after giving birth, what will he do? get another but.t. poofter by than?

Guys are always not good in taking care of their finances so guys should give 70% of their salary to their girls to keep so that when it comes to spending, the girl can take out the money to spend.

So yes, the girl should spend the guy's money

Pweety,

based on this relationship, I now know that love can never conquer all because they are greater external factors in life which will lead towards a forced break up.

Only time will tell my dear. He told me to give him 2 years but in the mean time its only fair that we split up but still remain as good friends.

Dere I:

Wait a min!! Ms Potato, are you Gabryl??

Yes naa. Wetin happen?

toba:

My potato, sorry 4 late reply. Ive been studying for an exam coming up in 2wks. Hope u are fine my dear

Exams? What exams? I thought you are grown working man?

What did I do Chima?

Poster, yeah u and your wife are indeed boring! whoever says you have to do it that way?

If I go shopping with a guy i would make two seperate list. The heavy items and the least heavy ones.

He will take the heavy items list and i will take the light items list than he will shop for the heavy items while pushing the trolley and I will temporarily use a basket and shop for the light items. Whoever shops faster will meet at one area and the looser will get to be the winner's slave for the day (Bwahahahaha!!!!! <<< Evil laugh)

Than together we would go to cashier and pay

That M M M must be slaughtered and whip apart till his skin looks like sand paper!

Mrs.Chima:

Ms. Potato

When a man fall in love and meet the woman of his dream "the biatch" will break his heart if she ever decide to leave or cheat.

Why call women a biacth when men also can be a biatch as well? Dont you think both sexes would break each others heart when it comes to a breakup anyways?

UK / US I dont see any difference really so for me I will choose my love and go to the US. I would rather try to work out my relationship as we are all not getting any younger and if you take too long, he might just run and find someone else. Love takes time and hard work. As for the UK, you both can go visit and take a short holiday or sumthin someday

why M M M ?:

no bit-ch can break my heart

For u to be feeling that way that means u never did actually love your woman ever!

Nope!

Look baby gurl, if he did I wouldn't be as calm as right now my dear.

Its more complicated than that but I can tell u this, we still have feelings for each other but e cannot have each other. Reasons are best not to be known here on NL with all those wicked winches around, I am not going to say anything here.

I decided not to tell him Im dating someone. Instead I called him Boyfriend whats up! And he was shock. Today he ask us to be back together and but I think that its best he really sort out his problems first.

Excelboi theres nothing to be bitter about. Forgive and move on. Appreciate God for giving u the challenges and helping u get by it and from it u are wiser and tougher by the day. Focus on yourself when u have no one to lOve just yet and from your success u will soon find people wanting u for love.

Winsh? Why u call me thst now?

The reason i know why Happiness is an Igbo lasy is because of the way she represents herself and I come to realize Igbo women carry themselves very well in the public eye and they have good manners. Just my observation though.

No please dont let her join NL cause she might soon be addicted and your boss might not want to grant freedom to u guys no more

Besides i can see her on YIM. Did u see my Webcam features? Its vool huh?

The friend that ask me to go to Turkey with him is my neighbour. I know him since my childhood and we always takes vacation together. so what are your plans for the weekend?

Sweeeti14, Amen babez, amen .

seedord247 and 2buff, yes I am single

Im sorry for the late reply I was going to go on YIM to holler u but my internet sucks today. I had to go and use a broadband instead and even the broadband is playing period mood with me.

Well, I plan to go to Turkey this December for 10 days . My friend invited me to go with him but I havent said yes. Cause Im not so sure .

hey does Happiness comes to Nairaland?

U know what? When she came and sit infront of your lappy last night I automatically sensed that she is an Igbo lady

Ta;ina, u are right but I dont know my dear. Ill just let it flow. if a person comes to me and he like me and I like him than yeah but if not than Ill just do whatever I want with my life.

Awwww, Im so sorry Toba. At times family can get on your nerves. If i were u i would also go to work lol. U know what? I kinda love your work place and i like Hapiness too . please send my regards to her.

I knowmy bf still loves me but due to many factors we cannot be together. I cannot really say it here. Hey do u know anything about Turkey?

Provoked ? How do u mean? and no i wont pick up his calls for now cause im kinda busy these days.

Lacrissa:

Sorry to hear Ms Potato, I used to read your posts on the both of you. It sucks but my dear, you would get over it. Been there before, thought I was gonna die but here am I    I've even been badly hurt twice,  You would get over it hun

Thanks Lacrissa. Dont worry Im getting stronger by the day and it only makes me smile more on a daily basis. G=He called me multiple times today and I didnt replied. And he message me asking me why I didnt pick up my calls as he is missing me. Gosh! That made my day!

talina:

Ms. Potato,  It sounds like you are definatly on the right track! Heartbreak is a tough one. I think its very important to learn what you can from what happened and then look ahead. Space from him would help.
I was silly and spent almost 2 years aching for my naija man. Try not to do that!   There is always more love to come if you are open to it and the time is right. It will all be ok.

Two years?? Girl!!! Thats too much my dear and in 2 years u actually can do alot of things with your life like example take over the dhole world or try to beat Walt Disney and have tea with the Queen of London. U know In that two years you might even be a millionaire!!!

All u ever have to do is think that if he is meant for u than he will come back but if he is not than someone else is definitely meant for u.

Zyn:

Ms. Potatoe,
am so sorry, i feeel your pain.
Av nt been over mine yet.
He was my first love and av had close to 5 other guys after him. I just cant seem to stick with them.
I and this guy are still friends (i cant afford to stop speaking with him, even though i try HARD, dts suicide for me!)
a few times after our break up we shared a few kisses n gosh! Am like, can i ever let him go?
None of the other guys r as good/ makes me feel as good as him.
Even though he's totally wrong for me, i just cant seem to find some1 else dt wld please me.

So technically this first love of yours is your friends with benefit kinda guy or he is back to your official bf? Gurl, the first love is always hard to get over but u really need to focus on yourself. U know after he left me, I was in tears and I felt like killing myself and bla bla and than soon I started taking Yoga classes, I went running and focus on loosing weight and I applied into dance school. Soon Im going for kick boxing and by next week Im meeting up with a banker to see if he could give me a loan so that I can buy my own house. I plan to buy properties and rent it out to people. U see all this is enough to keep me to my feet and it keeps me going positively. To forget about him I do alot of meditation. It helps you mentally u should try it. You shouldnt depend on anybody my dear. If he loves you genuinely, than take it but if not, u should just leave him as it will only hurt u in a long run my dear.

Focus on yourself. The more u do and the more you reach your goals, u will soon notice guys will line up at your door steps!

Mrs.Chima:

His team had an away game and I was happy!  I couldn't contain the joy so tears came streaming down.  I was hump free for a day!  Yay!    

Oh my bad  

Chima u are not serious atall. Lol!!!

Maguy:

very true also, u need to experience another gig cos your other gig has EXPIRED hence the reason why he is your EX, move on, suck a few cocks lol jk don't be a LovePeddler just yet but you get my lingo yeah, forget that bloody self-servicer and have fun yeah.

Lmao!!!!! Omg! U are too funny!!! Aight i get your drift and no i aint sleeping with other men. Ewwww!!! I might be a h0r.ny person but im traditional!