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[quote author=one-nighty link=topic=713081.msg8714027#msg8714027 date=1310626171]se[i]x[/i] [/quote]How is s3x the bitter truth?

Araboy:
Definitely I think your guy is an honest and good person there is an Arabic proverb saying "listen to those who make you cry and not to those who make you laugh " in other words only those whom love you will tell you the bitter truth

but its frustrating. . . U know at times I doubt myself too much especially in my performances., Alot of people tells me that Im good at singing and rapping but he always never tells me anything. When I ask him how was it,m all he ever does say is Its ok only that. . . . . . . . . . and so on so its very disappointing!


[quote author=one-nighty link=topic=713081.msg8714005#msg8714005 date=1310625604]Gabry when i say you have small eyes and big head like Patenne transformer

That is becos i love you and when i tell you "lets nyash" thats the bitter truth[/quote]I n sabi wetin u mean. Explanation please

[quote author=Mr, Cork link=topic=712188.msg8713234#msg8713234 date=1310601875]Dark Skin women?  Hell Noooo (no oofeinse)  [/quote]U betta marry a dark skin woman or else!!!!!

I am always mostly dissapointed with my partner cause among all the people on this earth, he would be the one that tells me to my face. At times I feel offended and at times I feel like he demotivates me. . . . . .

I ask him why does he have to do that? Like telling me things which I dont like hearing and he told me that people whom loves and care for u would tell u the bitter truth and other people are just lying to you cause they have nothing to do with you.

Is this true?

Chima since I was only there for a week, we stayed in his sister's house cause his sister's husband had a house with an extra room. While ub were there, was the toilet water clean?

El Guapo:
Porato i dont wanna be President but wiv Yusuf moving for a patron, am begining to tink i should

But he hasnt become a patron yet naa

And why u both hatin on each otha for?

yinkalink:
R u cerious!
M a big big big red devil
My mum swears i was born wit a fork in hand, all red covered in blood.

Really Na waa! I use to tell my family that id rather play football than sit and watch people play football. It just dont make sense to me sha

James dman, even though i said earlier that all are welcome now I change my mind. U are a hypocrit. One minute u claim to be my friend the next thing u are bashing me on the Romance award section for no reason. Look, if you want Yinkalink, please open your damn thread somewhere else. Thi9s thread is not a hook up thread aight? Its a yeye fowl thread so buzzzz off!

I can't believe some people is accusing me here and there. look, if its that and soooo important to you, oh ya, I let cuddlemi be the winner ok? Hope u guys are happy now.

As for me, I dont give s toss about this thing cause I already know that this voting is based on rigging. Its not possible for me to get the highest votes here. Na ahhh./

So the winner is


CUDDLEMI! Congratulations my dear. U deserve it

[quote author=James-dman link=topic=706928.msg8709054#msg8709054 date=1310562671]Yeah!! Yeah!! Yeah!! Go DYT dearie! Go CUDDY honey! One of u is gonna displace Ms. Potato frm d pondium. Letz go peeps, vote 4 DYT N CUDDY n i'll give y'all sum chocolates! ~~LOL.[/quote]What is your problem really?

Yusuf, Im kinda scared in a way and I dont know what to do cause Im a persin thats not the playing shakara tye when it comes to clubs. I love welcoming everyone and anyone including arm robbers thats why this club is free. Do you have a certain criteria which u would like in the members of this group? Do voice out cause this is he yeye fowl club. We are free to be anything and everything

Yinkalink, Wow~ U are so young and u love Manchester United? Which player do you like from there? My sister and brother in law is going to the UK this 29 July to see Manchester United.Her husband is soooo dead crazy about that club. He owns their merchandise and watch so many games. . . Gosh ! I dey tire ooo

El Guapo, Wetin happen? Is there anything wrong in this group that made u want president? I feel bad if theres a range of people with different position naa. I would prefer everybody be at the same level What do u think?

Natasha, welcome my dear. Feel free. What can u share with us on Yeye Fowl?

M M M, why now?

I heard that if you continuously drink cooling fluids, it will get rid of it like

1) Cooling water
2) Green Tea
3) Barley water

Bootystruc:
why is ms potato and chima campaigning for elections. ms potato, you are already number one is that not ok enough for you, relax your nerves. chima is a natural though. I am yet to cast my vote. one thing i love are some of the names up there. wat waz d op thinking with this methodology or wat wud i call it

Campaigning?? How does a campaign look like?   As far as I remember am here just to chat and have fun  

El Guapo:
. . . And One more thing, there is no Way a Candidate without her real life Profile Picture should emerge winner here, some who are gettin tons of votes might jxt have the look of Rossy de Palma!! Am thereby in support of Potato, Chi-baby, Rokiatu and everyother Lady that has her real Pic On

Thanks dear but different strokes for different folks.  

Dyt, what does Language A.K.A Poster with the least number
of Gbagauns means? U mean like say poster that does not say bad words or sumthin?

yinkalink:
@ ms potato, he is but he can b a lil bit macho n silly abt tins like dis.
He wont join, but he‘ll b watching

heheheh! I understand what u mean. Men and their Ego I forced my bf to join this club and he completely ignored me. I yelled at him, U OWE ME ICE CREAM!!!

El Guapo:

wELCOME WELCOME WELCOM MA MUCHACHO'S! Did u bring some tequila's in da house? I can smell come from afar!

sexkillz:
Hi Ms P! I'd Like to Apply for the Post of Treasurer!!! Any Complains? . . . . . NO! Just as i thought!

LOL!

Treasurer? Oh noo. . . Since its free entry, wetin money u dey collect sef?


WELCOME ALL MEMBERS.

FIRST OF ALL LETS HAVE A SMALL ACTIVITY. SHORT AND SIMPLE. WE DO AN ICE BREAKING SESSION WHICH IS INTRODUCE YOURSELF!

LET ME START

My name is Ms. Potato. I come from Labuan Island and I am 28 years old. Although Im old but I am young at heart. Where Im currently living, the island is filled with happiness and sunshine and everyone smiles all day long. I love Spongebob Squarepants and Patrick Starfish. Although I love my bf but I also love Dhani Jones. Ok next!

yinkalink:
K
Inspired by your xperience, i told my boifriend dat i was a yeye fowl. D ffg conversatn ensued;
Me: baby, i just joined dis xclusive n special club on nl
He: rly?
Me: yep, d yeye fowl club inspired by ms potato
He: ms potato? Yeye fowl?
I hope dats not some kind of lady-loving-lady group or somtin
Me: (laffing) no,it isnt. Anybody can b a yeye fowl,male or female,infact we‘r all yeye fowls
He: er, i hear u,but speak for urself aite?
So wat exactly do yeye fowls do?
Me: we‘re cute n we make people laff
He: baby,u‘re not cute,u‘re pretty
Me: thanks but m still a yeye fowl
He: do u even know d meanin of d word ‘yeye‘?
Me: of cos i do, m also yoruba remember?
He: so y would anybody dub a name dat comes wit yeye, cant she find somtin better like ‘potato chicks‘ or somtin
Me: potato chicks? Dats gross!
Nywaiz forget abt it. All i know is am a yeye fowl!
He: (exasperated) fine! But u‘r my yeye fowl
Me: of cos baby
D rest is of no consequence.

So dats my own xperience oh!

lol Your bf must be filled with confusion like when i first heard that word I am glad he has accepted his faith that you are in the yeye fowl club. So do u think he would be interested in joining this club? Is he a funny persin?


[quote author=yusuf_@ link=topic=710641.msg8706687#msg8706687 date=1310537762]I don't think I knw anyone who can cook better than you m.potato, but since u ve got your hands all tied being the president of the "yeye fowl" club, I get if u can't handle it, no lele. I wld have also loved to suggest my x wife to handle the catering job but since she is not a member of d club, dnt think that wld be hapuning.

Eeem! Ok, well, what of yinkalink? I once ate noodles and fried eggs at her place, tasted ok, only prob is I don't knw if she wld b interested.

By the way, I'd like to apply for d position of the chief patron of d club[/quote]\

Me? Awww, U are far to kind sweetie. Im not a good cook sha. Im still learning how to really really get that perfect flavour for Egusi Soup but eveytime I tried, I get more dissapointed each day

Even Jolof rice am still tryin to get that perfect taste.

So tell me what does a Chief patron do?

REALITY101:
@Ms. Potato if there is any monkey in here it should be you Asian looking monkey.

Hey bruv ignore her

Tell me which Potato on this earth have ever looked like a Monkey?

Abeg ooo. Thats too harsh Mr Man!

Awwww. . , How sweet. I woulod like to give u a try poster but first let me go die my skin black than Ill come back for ya. (winks)

REALITY101:
NL Romance Section and vote this and that bullsh1t. Lame guys rating em selves

Aight party pooper. We hear ya!


@ Topic, I will come back with my list in a short while. Need to do some errands first. Poster, this topic is always very interesting. Thanks for creating it

lefulefu:
am da most romantic nigga coz i know how to make white gurls go weak at the knees so vote for me peeps

Funny thing is theres more black ladies here than white so sorry. I believe u wont get any vote

Welcome Bootystruc. Please dont mind that Reality Monkey. He is high on crack


Chima, Awwwwwww!!! U;re having a BabY!!!!! Ahhhhhh!!! Im going to be Auntie ooo

Good morning dear. What have u been up to this morning?

Chima, how about the hotels there? have u ever found a decent and affordable hotel in Nigeria?

200 teddies!!!> MY LORD! U beat me oo. I only have 100+ but Im still keeping all of them.

^^^ Come back hia!

Donlittle:
people who voted for u, but can they rub a bank?? naija ppl will do that happily

Try it and see what will happen to u. U think only Niaja people sabi be gangsta abi? Do not underestimate the power of Malaysian people ooo. . . We also have natural born terrorist here

sexkillz:

Welcome! Welcom! Welcome to the Yeye Fowl CLub What position would u like to apply for?


[quote author=yusuf_@ link=topic=710641.msg8703674#msg8703674 date=1310493226]@ ms potato, lol @ your bf making one hell of an ugly chk but I don't discriminate as u know "u saw me and iya's wedding pix, u wouldn't call her pretty, now wld u?" Any ways, back to the main flow, I don't c any beans and plantain or stock fish! And where are the club members na?[/quote]Yes, The reason why you dont see any beans or Plantain its because I have not advertize for the position of cook for yeye Fowl's Club Would u mind recommending me any cooks u know around?

All the members are thinking on what kinda yeye fowl personality they wanna com carry for hia I suggest you start your own too


[quote author=yusuf_@ link=topic=710641.msg8703674#msg8703674 date=1310493226]@ sexkillz, how are u? I c your hand work in the jokes section, I like your person.[/quote]Wow! he is good at jokes? That means he can be a yeye fowl for hia too but why he dey only show one kindan face?

yinkalink:
K
Its decided den, m a real yeye fowl!

Wow!!!! Really? Welcome my dear Can u share with us your experiences of becoming a yeye fowl?

[quote author=yusuf_@ link=topic=710641.msg8701616#msg8701616 date=1310476560] aaaw all these kisses just for me alone, i'm almost outa breath, and blushing, back at you  ,
i've never felt more welcome into any where  ,

And by the way, u seem to be more Nigerian than me when it comes to food, i can't remember the last time i ate that combination, so , yeah i would love to have a plate of that special delicacy from the sweetest ms.potato ever.  [/quote]Why wouldnt people welcome u? Are they blind? U know if I see u I would stare at you cause I cannot help it but I really really love the way you look

I told my bf to look at your photo and he was like yeah, he is cute but unfortunately I aint a woman And I told him that even if he is a woman, I bet you wont notice him/her cause he might make one ugly woman

So are u a yeye fowl in real life?