Congratulations Cuddlemii, You deserve it.

Mrs.Chima:

Oh no! The hotels the show did an experiment on weren't in Africa per se. They selected several hotels from different regions to determine hotel sanitation. Now I do not know about the hotels in Nigeria because I never stayed in the hotels. I reserved hotel stays but the family convinced me to stay with them. I told them they need to make sure my accommodations were similar to hotel accommodations or I wasn't budging!

My cousin's husband is a business owner and he opened several businesses in Ghana so that how we were able to stay in one of their compounds. The toilet was a sitting style toilet with a bidet! I wasn't used to that water tickling my punny and arsehole but I guess it helps keeping it nice and cool.

Wow! Thats soo cool. I thank God say you dont have to be like Coruching tiger Hidden Dragon when using the toilet LMAO! at water tickling my punny and arsehole but I guess it helps keeping it nice and cool. Oh Lord!!!! Didnt know they have those things there especially in a house!

Mrs.Chima:


How did you manage the mosquitos? The mosquitos were so bleeping bad at night you can hear them buzzzzzzzing all bleeping night! I mean we couldn't really enjoy the night out without getting swarmed by a herd of bleeping mosquitos!!!!!!!!!

Did you have to take Malaria and Yellow Fever before coming to Nigeria?

No, I didnt have to take any Malaria or Yellow Fever Medicine. And as for Mosquitos, annoying isnt it but I am kinda use to it cause I have loadssss of them here in Malaysia especially when Im living near a jungle so I am bound to experience that.

I am still yet to find a decent and affordable hotel in Nigeria. Alot of Nigerians gets angry with me when I say their hotels are crappy and expensive. They told me they are alot of clean and cheap ones but when I ask give me a hotel that is what u claim, none of them could give me one. I dont know what is their problem exactly. if their hotels are that bad, they should just accept the facts already!

Yinkalink, longest time. How are u and your husband ElGuapo? I hope he has been behaving well

Ok, this is for you

Sorry naa. With my new false teeth installed in, Im not sure if I should really smile

Upendo. sadly to say I am addicted to Egusi. Its like nothing can bypass that food.

Did bu just get banned?

Definitely

D) Getting by
- The dude that has no degree or no special skill to earn a lot of money but can always do just enough to get by in life. He may or may not be an Naugthy-person but he's loyal

Cause Im trying to choose a guy where I can be of most help to him. Im a budgetary and economic kinda person and I believe i am able to assist and help him to his own advantage.

I wish I like poetrys but unfortunately for me, no matter how hard I try to like em. I no like em. Sorry Cuddlemii.

I use to think that Poetrys are for Oyinbos and if Africans want show loff, they go present me with Egusi Soup and pounded Yam. That one is very romantic for me.

I know for CHinko, theres no such thing as romance. The only conclusion is if a man has no money and no job, than say bye bye to loff

OMG! Guys! Guys! Guys! CHILL!!!

U guys are not making this any easier. One only want sex

The other two want fight against each otha. Wetin be this now?

I am very sad. . .

Mrs.Chima:

LMAO@20 arses on one toilet seat   

See my mouth is lethal and it can cut a soul five ways to Sunday!  I made sure I stayed at a relative house that didn't have a bunch of FOLKS living together.      In Ghana, we had OUR OWN COMPOUND so my husband and I shared the toilet together.  In Nigeria, beside my husband and I two other people also shared the toilet. 

Did you had to share toilet with bunch of people? 

Yes, I had to share toilet with 20 other people cause where my bf's sister live, its like a village area although they told me its consider the city but to me honestly, its like a village area. Theres like 5 dorm rooms and one toilet. Thank God the toilet is squating down style otherwise God knows when would I go to pee and sh1t. But even thought its squating down, I will have to do my kung fu action to be using that damn fugly ugly disgusting toilet. Theres even a rat house in there and I was like hey! Are u guys that lazy to even smoked out that thang? Damn Nasty! But in the end of the day I couldnt do anything cause the hotels are too expensive and the good thing is at least I get to appreciate life more. I guess your family must be quite rich to be owning a single house with a compound and heir own individual toilet.

Mrs.Chima:


I don't know if it shows in Maya but there is a show called Doctors.  It comes on every morning before the morning news.  One doctor did a segment where they went to five BRAND hotels and conducted an experiment on sanitation within hotels.

They found in four of the five hotels the COMFORTERS were saturated with MALE BODILY FLUIDS, womanly FLUIDS, PARASITIC AMOEBAS, AND LICE. 

OHHHH YUCKKKK!!!! Is this for real? is there no Nigerian Hotel of Association there? Damnnnnn!!!!!!! What the hell did they do to all of the profits they are getting

Urghh! U serious Chima!!!!! WHy I thought those hotels ahve ISO!!! Its not suppose to be that way~! Oh Gosh~ Did I told u Im specializing in Hotel Management ? I might be the one complaining from head to toe. Th :-Xe house you were staying in, did u have to share toilets with 20 other people?

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James-dman:

Hey Ms. Potato, easy dearie. When n how did i bash u? If i did inadvertly, i'm sorri. I am n will alwayz be your friend. Oops, was it dat campaign stuff? U should knw i was jst kiddin. Didn't knw u took it serious. I was jst makin it more lively by actin as d campaign manager of contestants who were below u in number of votes. ~~ the whole idea of d thread was 4 fun n shouldn't be takin serious! So, please n please i'm sorri, if i've stepped on your toes, 4give me. As 4 d flirtin wif YINKS, its jst 4 fun, u should knw dat i'm alwayz kiddin half of d time i'm on NL. BS: IS IT WRONG 4 MEMBERS OF THE CLUB 2 HAVE A THING (SUMTIN ROMANTIC) 4 ONE ANOTHER?

ok Im sorry for misunderstanding u Maybe because Im having my period

yusuf_@:

@ potato, the truth is that u can't logically prevent anybody from joining the club, anyone can get in and make a post as long as he/she is a registered nairalander, so that said, i just think bringing up activities or topics to discuss is a good way to define the club's function.
i'd like to proffer an idea based on your earlier directive that everyone shld formally introduce themselves, "anyone who walks into the club without formally introducing his/her self should just be regarded as a passerby" , whether u like it or not, there wld always be passerbys. just my 2 kobo as patron,

Woww! Thats a great idea. Aight u are hired. So who are our members and who are our passerby's?

iyatrustee:

did someone say iya isnt pretty

Huh? Whia>? Whia? Whia?

Mrs.Chima:



It is nice to be able to stay at a friend or relative house if you can. Hotels are good for privacy BUT they are just as unclean as the rest.

I found out that the comforters at MOST hotels are not WASHED daily even monthly!! I always bring my own comforter set and always request fresh sheets.

Ewwwwww!!!!! U serious OMG!!!
Do u think Sheratorn would be the same?

one-nighty:

^should they drink small stout then?

I celarly say no fizzy drink and Stout has some gas in them

satani23:

Potato, i didn't rig any election in anyone's favour. Moreover This kinda election cant be rigged. We all have preferences and i personally had 3 preferences who i voted for

All i did was to persuade my colleagues to join NL and influenced them to vote for whom i think is more romantic.

BTW its a game, so don't get agitated over a frivolous game. Its all for the fun side of life. There was actually a tie so u are still part of the winners.

However i still feel and believe cuddlemii is the most romantic Female Nairaland as attested by all on this thread.

Its not only being famous, shes intelligent as well the truth be told

No wahala. But you know calling your collegues to register just to vote is also unfair cause they dont know the posters here.However, I still say Cuddlemi should win than  cause I have a feeling someone rig my votes.   

leuelliot:

************Coughs slightly harder than miss potato************

Chokes

COUGHS

I have just finish reading the thread. Satani, I cannot believe u stoop that low to be rigging this contest. U should be ashamed of yourself. I will tell Ogaga on you. He will not be too happy with your behaviour towards this kinda competition!

one-nighty:

^can they eat potato too

No cause potato is one of the heaviest Carbohydrates on this earth

one-nighty:

Awww roperto - Im stealing u 4rm that your boyfriend

I sensed you know me from somewhia?

one-nighty:

^Ice cream and suya and meat nko?

ice cream is part of sugar

Suya and meat is ok .

The only way to cut down on belly fat is to

1) Stop carbohydrates (Rice, Noodles, Pasta, Bread, Banana, Corn, Potatoes , Pumpkin)
2) Stop sugary items (Carbihydrates and anything containing sugar)
3) Stop Fizzy drinks (Coke, Sprite, Fanta and so on)


In three months, you will loose it all but to me. who gives a sh1t really! if u can't handle my jelly than buzz off!

In my situation, I always like it if my bf gives me money because knowing him, he doesnt really know to Save money. Everytime he gives me money, I put it in a seperate account and in the future if he needs money and doesnt have it, I will take that money out for him so yes! I love it when he gives me money