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[quote author=yusuf_@ link=topic=615769.msg7844938#msg7844938 date=1299242505]So ms.potato, i DO, oya iya say i DO too, then we go . but the marriage contract comes with conditions Allowances oh, that one we go discuss on our first 9t 2geda , i hope dem neva pluck your apple sha? [/quote]na waaaa !!! U are a naughty boy! I swear!!!

He has always been gentle naaa

I sense theres sumthin wrong here.

iyatrustee:
oh dat

Yes Im sure you wont regret it. He is a perfect gentlemen and he is HOT~!


[quote author=yusuf_@ link=topic=615769.msg7844610#msg7844610 date=1299238706]Iya, Lord Servant Reed started all d vernacular thingy, write his name down x 20, mi o so ro mo [/quote]Since u are here, are u ready to date Iya?


[quote author=Lord_Reed link=topic=615769.msg7844638#msg7844638 date=1299239138]sweet Potato Iya wants to look at my nyansh o! Thats why she wants to gimme injection o! [/quote]LOL! baby! maybe just cause u are too hot.

iyatrustee:
^^^ i thot you had hired me after i indicated interest

Thats not th agreement naa. I man I want pair you up with Yusuf naa


[quote author=Lord_Reed link=topic=615769.msg7844546#msg7844546 date=1299238028]@sweet Potato
Actually I prefer turkey or on ocassion duck but chicken is fine.

I'll soon be off to the clinic. Wish me luck that I don't get injections. I hate injections [/quote]I loveeee injections!!! Ok baby. Good luck and all the best. If Im there I would hold your hands.

iyatrustee:
iya has been mandated by Ms. potato to write down the names of people speaking in vernacular omolola and Lord_reed take note

Calm down dear. LOL! \

By the way, do you agree with the agreement?

[quote author=yusuf_@ link=topic=615769.msg7844063#msg7844063 date=1299233314]very very naughty[/quote]Thats how I like it on my man!


[quote author=Lord_Reed link=topic=615769.msg7844078#msg7844078 date=1299233509]If you were here I know it would be different.

I can already taste the chicken soup! mmm mmm mmm![/quote]Yes Im sure it will baby. So I see you like chicken?  

xxTosinvillexx:
Chicken noodle soup? abeg make una pass am give me too o!

No Noodles naa but since I see you are a hungry man I will put in those noodles in  

[quote author=Lord_Reed link=topic=615769.msg7843973#msg7843973 date=1299232462]SWEET POTATO!!!


LMAO

With that kinda remedy I'll be 'sick' at least once every three days lol[/quote]I thought you say you wanna do everything yourself?

[quote author=Lord_Reed link=topic=615769.msg7843735#msg7843735 date=1299229359]@my sweets
I really don't want to bother anybody[/quote]Oh my dearest love. I know U are only trying to be a man but at times, u have to gt help.

U know, I have a remedy for a sick man.

First I strip him n4k3d and than i put him in a warm tub filled with water, flowers and some medicinal mint and than I scrub him and bathe him.
Than I take him out and dry him up and hair dry his hair.
Than I get thois traditional minty oiland massage his neck, back, shoulders, arms, legs and head. Than I feed him with Mama Ngozi famous Chicken herbal soup. And than I give him alot of water and force him go to toilet first.
Than I tuck him to bed and kiss him while wrapping him with a thick blanket.
Than I will come in a fw minutes and screw the hell out of him on bed in order for his sweat to increase!

Now thats help so if you want to be a man and dont want to burden anyone, how am I suppose to help you?

xxTosinvillexx:
^^even with pidgin lol

U sure? Cause my Naija friend hia go say I need more practise and that my tenses are all over the place.  

xxTosinvillexx:
Ms.potato
I won't be amaze if you get married to a nigerian guy cos you knows how to fix in those yoruba language in the right places lol

I dey try small small naa

xxTosinvillexx:
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Eyah pele. Try to stay on topic. If u really really need to chat with someone, create a thread on this section like me

[quote author=yusuf_@ link=topic=615769.msg7843654#msg7843654 date=1299228255]iya, shey u don hear abi, soo, ms.potato, re u approving of our union? [/quote]If I could I would like to be your match maker. WHat say you?  


[quote author=Lord_Reed link=topic=615769.msg7843665#msg7843665 date=1299228413]@my sweets
I'll try but I couldn't drive before hope I can today. O darling don't worry I'll be ok I promise [/quote]Drive Oh No! WHy would u drive when u are sick? Is there no one to send u?  

[quote author=yusuf_@ link=topic=610605.msg7843649#msg7843649 date=1299228187]notin in particular, thats how i feel every morning, i seeee, u've got it going with reed, that's nice, your official NL bf, wow, Dont let some people hear u oh [/quote]Yes, I like him very much.

Dont let people hear me? WHy? How come?

[quote author=yusuf_@ link=topic=610605.msg7843624#msg7843624 date=1299227822]cool, feel lyk i'm on top of d world   , btw, u found out y your x-bf 190 is still weeping? [/quote]Yusuf Ive never had an ex bf on NL. So far, Reed will be my first oficial NL bf.

But if you notice, he is pleading with me to convince Inked Nerd to love him but I wont so thats why he is weeping.

So whats up with u? Why do u feel on top of the world?

I sense that u are angry with sumthin and I dont quite get what u are angry about. Please be honest with me, are u having a bad day? Wetin happen?

Hello Yusuf and Iyatrustee. You two reminded me of a couple I knew. Fight and than make up   Good morning to you both


[quote author=Lord_Reed link=topic=615769.msg7843584#msg7843584 date=1299227400]*catches sweet Potato's kiss and puts it in his heart where it makes him all warm n fuzzy*

Thanks sweetie!

Yeah a cool day, actual I've been home sick for the past two days I hope I feel strong enough to gerrup n go! Supposed to even visit a doc today. :p I don't like hospitals [/quote]Awwwww. . . . Baby. So sorry to hear of that.   Now who u go home sick at? Where are u now? Common baby, its for the best if you see a doctor cause if anything happen to you, I fit die ooo  

One love from the house my dear. No forget bring us some cake.

How are u doing today?

[quote author=Lord_Reed link=topic=616386.msg7843445#msg7843445 date=1299226020]@sweet Potato
Hiya sweets :*[/quote]Hello sweetheart. How you doin this morning? Ive been missing you since

Hello my sweets. So its a fresh new morning for u. How was your night? I hope u have dream about me I have always replied you and I wont forget to.

So are u going to work today my dear?

[center]Instead of counting candles,
Or tallying the years,
Contemplate your blessings now,
As your birthday nears.


Consider special people
Who love you, and who care,
And others who’ve enriched your life
Just by being there.

Think about the memories
Passing years can never mar,
Experiences great and small
That have made you who you are.


Another year is a happy gift,
So cut your cake, and say,
"Instead of counting birthdays,
I count blessings every day!"[/center]

[center]Dearest Acidosis,

I Ms Potato would like to wish thee a very Happy Birthday.

God dey always on your side.

May you be blessed with Health, Wealth and Happiness. 


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