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The wife should expect to be the senior wife shortly. Will she share the kabiyesi with 5,10 or 20 other damsels? Only the kabiyesi himself can answer the question as he alone can determine what number of women his preek can effectively manage without suffering a breakdown even with massive doses of viagra.

tolugar:
As 419 and yahoo no favour me for naija. Na to japa before agbero and area boys we full Edo go cross-carpet[b] me thinking I'm a yahoo boy and collect my last [b]kobo wey I won use chop suya as a Kanuri guy I be.


Go and check your dictionary

You're a complete naija guy to be able to speak like that - japa no be for you abeg.

Will the plane be added to the presidential fleet? Bon voyage to the users.

MadamVanessa:



For his own safety, it would be best for him to leave the North and South West. He should consider starting anew in either the South East or South South, or better still travel out of the country but I doubt the later due to his financial incapability .

SE? Ipob, ugm, esn, kidnappers, ritualists and other godless criminals are waiting for him

profmallor:
why do they look so sad, what a christmas

So they should put on plastic smiles.

Rwandan president Paul kigame doesn't even give prior threats, he goes straight out and have those opposing him assassinated - even those who flee the country are traced and finished off in foreign land. No real opposition to kigame and he is also rumoured to be preparing his son to succeed him.

cutecommend:
If you want to run away, do that early. Do not let people spend on wedding preparation before you point out red flag or say the marriage is not yours. I got part if this idea

This advice is useless as the deed has been done.

Christianity is a fascinating religion with its layers and layers of lies and inconsistencies. These liars are only continuing where their predecessors stopped and those coming behind will also carry on with the lies.

Looking4Trouble:
It’s your Mumu, feel free to be it. Just remember that the believers in Allah do not use Allah’s name to fleece people of their hard earned money

Chai, what an uppercut! Hahahaha, without the fleecing everything will turn topsy-turvy for the conmen, self-styled men of god.

Roboto11:
What would they do with overstock?

Help them to pray over the unsold stock.

Nnamdipapa:
You Want to sleep with the kings wife, E be like say you wan die. Lol

In the olden days Kings were held as gods. Not any more, times have changed. Now that technology has made things easy, the queens can easily connect with their ex's and arrange how to make it happen. You can't have engineers, lawyers, teachers, doctors, business women as wives and think it's only your tired prick they know. Haba, one prick and 10, 15,20 or even 25 damsels!

Nnamdipapa:
Is this guy related to our own Ooni. E be like say both have a high libido.

Forget this high libido thing. In this age the king cannot confine those damsels in a harem with no access to any man other than the king and his overworked prick. Those Kings must be kidding themselves to think that the huge number of women in their modern-day harem are all one-prick women just only waiting for their turn whenever it comes around. Checkout their WhatsApp or telegram chats before deletion and you will be like ..... !

The multitude of people you saw "welcoming" Yahya Bello were mostly driven by poverty, hoping to get a few bucks out of the inevitable money that will surely be distributed there. A few probably went there out of curiosity to behold the self-styled white lion, maybe for the first time- after all Bello has built a reputation among his kinsmen as a man that's invincible having fortified himself with potent mystical powers (proven by his ability to mysteriously disappear thus evading arrest, even within Dss Abuja headquarters making a mockery of the state secret police).

Peakdesign23:
Lack of pupils, will definitely make you bring down your outrageous price.

They may even get more than enough applications for admission. The school fees is just 15k in dollars. In lagos alone there are countless individuals who can afford it - Nigerians and expatriates like biz people and diplomats. Also, let's not forget that there's lots of Nigerians in diaspora who send their children back home to attend boarding schools like this.

Nemesis0147:
Stop wearing tight boxers and sleep naked if you live alone

He should not wear boxers or pants at all, just trousers, to prevent further irritations.

Lukuluku69:
Fine Alhaji.

Are you insinuating that's heaven's plan for him eventually? Well, it isn't impossible.

Nobody is even mentioning the electorate, as if they don't matter. Oh, I remember, electorate only comes in where you have real elections, not the shenanigan we see in this corn3 with ballot box snatching, arrested / inconclusive election, result sheet swapping/falsification etc.

Leobankx:
Lol, did you read the post at all?

Why asking him when it's obvious he didn't.

Mvnster:
Tinotenda Pudu wandered 23 km (14 miles) from home into the "perilous" Matusadona Game Park
That would be at least 6hrs journey on foot, why would a little kid wander into a forest 6hrs from home?

The 23 km may seem a long distance, but to a rural boy that's just a walking distance. Besides, he wouldn't have walked all that distance in one day - he probably got lost after a few kilometres and kept wandering and couldn't find his way back home.

DiamondsAreFore:
Hmm... So the dreams of MURIC and AntiChristian are finally coming true. Yoruba muslims have started trafficking Yoruba Christians as slaves for Arabs.

If a Christian stupidly walks herself into slavery because of greed, that's her wahala.

ednut1:
How did Africans go from hiding pregnancy to doing maternity shots In less than 15 years o .

Blame social media.

A poor folk once remarked that he would never die in a plane crash. Asked why, he said there was no way he could afford the airfare.

Zonefree:
Radical priest.

Radical ke. He is a terrorist Christian priest.

Catholics condemn Pentecostals as heretic, while Pentecostals say Catholics are hell bound. There are also thousands of others, including jehovah's witnesses, self- acclaimed bible- believing seventh- day adventists, olumba-olumba obu, apostolic, synagogue of all nations and more are springing up almost daily. No waoh, hell go full be that.

These deaths, sadly, add to the chilling death statistics of the USA. An average of 100 people are killed every single day in USA as result of gun violence. The victims and their killers will almost certainly belong to a particular religion. Will the hypocrites bringing religion into the New Orleans incident also attribute the gun violence to religion?

csamii:
If it was a Nigerian, they would have bundled him mercilessly.

What you said is not untrue.

Botragelad:
Provide a source to support your claim. Don't just write nonsense. And are they religiously motivated? 🤷🏼

There you go again. Mr man, killing is killing full stop!

The painful truth for posters attacking Muslims above is that 100 people are killed every single day in USA in gun violence. Sadly, virtually all the victims will be Christians as their assailants. Would you hypocrites blame Christianity for the unending carnage.

rock003:
Is this Christianity or something else? This pastor should have refunded her money. It had been two weeks! This is a shame. This isn't the Christianity the apostles left for us at all.

By the way, When we post videos and other contents about muslims, I hope nairaland mods won't delete it

This has nothing to do with muslims - Why being muslims in? This is purely a matter between a Christian woman and a shifty pastor aka man of god.

dawnomike:
Smh... This ought not to have been an issue.
Just refund the 90k to the lady simple!!!

Hahahaha, that can only happen if the purpose of the collection ab initio isn't to make as much money as possible. But everyone knows that isn't the case in this naija of ours. Oga pastor can simply tell off the woman that it's god's money and it has entered god's account, so there's nothing any human being can do about it. If she remains adamant somebody can dismiss her with "go to court". Chai, poor person dey suffer for dis corn3!

ozoono:
And we serve one true GOD wonderful
But pls I have to ask u still attend those church that segregate!? If u do oga or madam u be big fool

Serving one true God indeed! Hahaha, but to attend even a simple event in another church is wahala for the person if "caught"!

I don't see anything offensive here. As long as anyone quotes the bible or quran correctly, no wahala - no matter where the quotes are posted.