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Naughtysite:
Nah so Craze dey start..

If you know not don't say shi t

Inna lillahi wa inna ilaihi rajiun " To Allah we belong and to Him we shall return"
Someday all this will be history!
Rip to the Dead .

diamondtutu:
Continuation... thanks fellow Landers for reading.
During the year 2000,i met a friend who recommended one of Bimbo odukoya book "how to overcome masturbation". I read it,and for about 3 days I stoped,then it started again. My brothers it pain me that some persons insults me like I ll gain anything if I lie. Well those the message is for will get it. God has delivered me already. Amen.

The year 2000,i just entered JSS1,things grew worse for me,liTtle things arouse me. Sexually,things like female pants. Yea,even that of my sister,(pls don't insult me,if you believe,jst entertain yourself)
At times I wonder if God ll ever forgive me. I could remember a day I masturbates in my class,on the desk early morning before assembly,i wasn't scared anyone would come in to get me. It was an evil urge. I carried this burden till 2014. I accepted it as my lifestyle,because it seem impossible to get rid off. I lost weight,spiritualy I became demoralize,i hated myself.

2014 came,I forced myself into a relationship,i got a girlfriend,i wanted to use her as a substitute,it didn't work,then I knew it wasn't just something I could leave so easily. So I read somewhere,a man said"the best way to stop a habit is to adopt a new one". So I engaged myself,i Went onboard ship to work,(am a mariner),to distract myself,but it wasn't possible.

Till I came to work in portharcourt,i heard a woman on radio called mummy,she always advices on cool fm. I told her,she ask me to come over,that day I told her all,i cried and cried,because I wasn't ashame to tell her(afterall she don't know me) after much counselling,i was told when I feel the urge,i should tell myself aloud."i won't do it". I started it.
Five days...
Ten days....

21...days

On the 25th day I masturbated,i called her,she didn't condemn me,instead she praised me,and ask me to start again. This time,i was determined,because nothing was working for me,it was like something tied my finances. Even my friends told me,because I was the best in my Dept.

I started again. I was scared at first,later I stayed a month.
2months
3months
Till now.

Just llike some persons said,i have wasted a lot of sperm. I know,i understand. I saw it all.
My problem now is guilt,something always told me I may not have a child in future,sort of.i know is guilt anyways.
The important,is that God delivered me. Now I see what I have been missing. I nolonger admire those things. I got a girl. I call her My Gift. She took in,gueSs what? God gave us twins,i wanted to do an abortion but when we discovered it was twins,i told her to leave it,i call my siblings,they assisted me. Got the dowry paid,and did the traditional rites. Now she's 7 months pregnant.

I type this in tears,regrets but in everlasting joy. He delivered me. And anyone going throgh this,just be strict and discipline. You ll overcome. Thanks for spending time to share in my testimony. That my elder brother is now a Pastor @ the REDEEM CHRISTIAN CHURCH,a lecturer,and also happily married. I bet he didn't knw the damage he caused in my life. I forgive him.even as God forgave me.
God bless you all.

Fvck theM all that criticize, at some point in Life one comes across such challenge ... it's all part of we growing up, how we overcome it is what matters. Thanks for sharing.. I Do hope alot of people will drop their guard of ignorance and learn from this fellow.

Decryptor:
Abeg remove No.4 from there! It has been abused by all these undergraduates and unemployed youths to the extent that is now underpriced for just N5k. I blame joomla

Why you no write watin number 4 talk as you quote? you come make person scroll back to look.. last warning

The conDOME business thoug.. ?

Me... Mama good afternoon Abeg I need your blessing I wan start business

Mama.... My pickiN my blessings are always with you, Go and start well

Me... thank you Mama.

Mama... but come o my son which business you wan start? Watin you wan sell

ME... mama na condom..

Mama......

Nigerians I hail! Even with it's hyped price alot of people still manage to buy.. Nigerians surviving at all cost

irunoobo:
[size=15pt]Yes I do


I bought my 1st Mtn sim in 1999 . then sim card was sold for 93k. Good old days [/size]

Some people can't just do without lying even to the most unnecessary things .. . Your life needs change! ODEE

HAHAHA.Bros GEJ why you dey cry?.. it is not the end of the world SAI BUHARI

Lol

JEGA (in Mama peace voice) Continue

Lol

Hmm... I'm starting to think twice about Buhari Wining flawlessly because it's clear that The PDP have started doing what they do best!
Sai Buhari

Victory...

Forget Honda cars, Garages will be your second house and Your mechanics number will be on a speed daily. (Talking from experience)

Peugeot 406 Is also good and resilien.. Has a good fuel economy, Good speed acceleration, maintenance do not cost much for it hardly develops fault and it has good shock absorbers.

I will go for Toyota/Vibe Pontiac. Fuel economy normal for average Nigerian, good speed acceleration , It's a good car hardly will you know any mechanic or electrician .. And a good service can last up to 3-4 month.

sunnico:
He better go and start a business of his own with that or better still bring to me i would start a business with it and then employ him.ASAP

WICKED

k9ine:
Kai
Do you mean they let GMB stand on a seat's back rest. Men that's strenuous and very unsafe.
Let us make plans for simple things like this, it does help.

Must you spoil the picture to illustrate your 0 benefit point? You for volunteer make him stand for your back now ..
SAI BABA

Nice. #Babawhileyouweregone..The Mods pushed irrelevant topics with 0 benefits to frontpage

Shit

Uses for Silica Gel Pack
You find those little white packets in all kinds of purchased items these days. They're packets of silica gel used to absorb moisture. Instead of throwing them away, you can reuse the packets in many hobbies and activities. Reusing them can solve storage problems or save time.
Function
Silica gel is really not a gel; it comes in little beads sealed into the packet. Silica gel has the ability to absorb water that causes mold or moisture damage. It can absorb up to 40 percent of its weight. Silica gel is non-toxic and non-flammable. It doesn't create any environmental hazards.

1.Photography

Have any old photographs or papers you want to preserve? Put a silica gel pack in a Ziploc bag or air-tight box and add your old photos to store them indefinitely. You can even put in keepsakes, such as your wedding favors or collectibles including baseball cards.

2.To save your cell phone from water damage

This one's an old favorite. If your phone becomes the unfortunate victim of a spill or swim, you can still rescue it—you just need to act fast. Remove the battery and any memory cards from the phone, then toss it in a bowl filled with silica gel packets (dry rice will work, too, in a pinch). Leave it there at least overnight before powering it on again.

3.Gardening

If you save your own seeds for planting next year, storing them so they don't mold is important. Add a silica gel packet to your container, making sure it's airtight. Store the different seeds in small envelopes and then put them all in an airtight container together with the silica gel packet. You only need one per shoe box-sized container.

4. Keeping of Important documents.

Whether you have important documents (birth certificates, social security cards, etc.) stored in files in a desk, cabinet, box, or envelopes, you can add a few packets of silica gel to keep them protected.

5.In The Home

i.. Silica gel will keep silver from tarnishing, so add a packet to a jewelry box or cupboard where you store silver dishes and platters.
ii.. Do you store leather shoes or boots for the summer? Put them in airtight bags/boxes with one or two silica gel packets to ensure they don't mold And smell. This is particularly helpful in Southern climates, where the long, humid summers can affect closets that don't have air conditioning vents inside. The same works for linen closets. Because silica gel is odorless, you can add something for a nice smell like lavender.

6.Create a dry travel bag

This one's for the road warriors. Toss a few packets of silica into a Ziplock bag to make an instant travel gadget bag, with enough water-fighting ability to withstand accidental luggage spills.

7. Extend the life of razor blades

"It is understood that oxidation on razor blades causes premature dulling. So if you want a long lasting use of your razor blades, preserve with a pack of Silicate Tell.

EVERYONE CAN ADD HIS/HERS

ROSSIKE:
Why not Arik? He should be flying on a NIGERIAN airline at first choice. As a presidential candidate, no less is expected of him.

mrrock:
Hope he had a nice time at the hospital. Wish him quick recovery. Most importantly, I hope he didn't forget to collect his WASC result from Cambridge. I don't want any story.

fritiyo:
buhari pls don't forget to come with ur original cert from Cambridge university oh.

we need it for record purposes

How you know f00lish village people.. Yes I said it! It's just unbearable.

The classic way

The classic way

I will be back.

It tempers with normal ejaculation timing during sex with a female hereby making it difficult for one to climax..
It reduces your sex organ sensitivity.

hehehe e done red for them.. students of 2013/ 2014 academic session.

Hmmm.

With all due respect to the President ..
Sir,
You have done enough already and we the concerned citizens really appreciate your hard work and all the efforts you have made since you held the office.
We are no longer interested in your fresh air, all we want now is CHANGE! Kindly pack your kaya and go but we all know you won't do that so come Valentine's day, we have decided to give the people's general all our love . No hard feelings.Change is better than fresh Air

Sai GMB

Masha Allah

E done red for them