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@OP. yes o. Many men belong to the Homo Horrible-is species, and many women belong to Lesbo Golddigi-es species

@OP my guess is that your gf has a profile in badoo, and she doesnt want you to spoil her runs. You love her, but you had better think about HIV. Your mum also loves you, and wont want to loose you to the disease

Melmo: Hi guys I've serious problem in my relationship. I Am A South African dating a Nigerian man who lives here in South Africa. Please Nigerian men help me understand how to be in a relationship with a man like him. He is very cultured, wants to be the man in the relationship sort of thing. South African men are very different from Nigerian men. I just want to know what to do to make this man happy because he means a lot to me and I live him very much. He doesn't seem to trust me and that's a huge problem . Any Nigerian man out there who can tell me what to do to make this man happy
I have trouble letting him talk about his problems and its affecting our relationship.
Any advice on how to be a great girlfriend and potential wife will be gladly appreciated.

He thinks that south african women are cheap sluts (many of us actually think this about SA women). at least nigerian women come with a price. You'll make him happy if u dump him

@OP. if the husband chops off your pen.is, the nigerian judges, police, civil defense, media and even your own family will support him

tpia@:
He'll go bonkers and blame the whites and westernization.

yes o my dear, he will. I think for the same reason, she should start blaming d devil for his case. In fact him be devil. I am not against the length that a man and woman want to go with themselves se.xually, however it is very important that there is a cosensus. You can't just suddenly shift the goal post in the middle of the game just like that. He has to do it gently. for example, he can spend one year getting her to start wearing earings, the next, using style to make her start doing her hair, the next, gradually changinging her panties.

I once had a religious girlfriend whose panties were like trousers. O boy no be small work I do to convince am to make the panties turn to nicker. I lost hope that it will evr turn to a g-string, but at least i try

And by the way OP, I wonder why the deeper life woman go get you as her friend when she dey confide in. Some of your topics on this forum are very s.ex inclined. U sure say no be u dey spoil the couple so?
It is strange that a woman so averse to dressing se.xy is hanging out with you who is quite se.x primed

@OP
The man starts by first asking that his wife desses sexily which she did not bargain for, next he wil ask that they lick themselves down below, he will then graduate that they use backdoor to satisfy him, then finaly he will say he wants other couples to join them in the act.

She didnt bargain for this at all. If that is what she wanted, she for go Christ Embassy or Pastor Okotie church go find husband. Let him beg her properly and ask for her forgiveness for deceiving her that he was not into se.x. Afterall, if the woman suddenly tells the man that she wants him to be jerrycurling his pubic hair or dressing like a nazi brute when they want to make love, wont he panick?

@OP with your beauty, you can not get into politics without being messed up badly by perverted men. But you know what. With God all things are possible. If he gave you the dream and burning desire, he will walk with you through the valley of the shadow of we peverted men

Kai, but u fine sha

@OP, but if na your picture dey your profile. I no know how u wan do am without sleeping with men o. Them no go let u rest. If u marry powerful man when respect your ambition, he might be able to keep other men away. Ojukwu Bianca style

@OP
you can take baby steps by contacting the women ahead of you in politics. They'll mentor you to some extent before you outgrow them. Try getting in touch with women like Hannatu Musawa. Also avoid the lesbians amongst them, so that they don't use their tongue to finish you

الملكي فوق الله:
LoL^

Aye brah...check this out..


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPWtqVSkMsA&list=FLeccyvX3gqz6LoAZNLqKL5A&index=3

There is nothing wrong with switching it up in the Privacy of your own Home and Marriage.

^^ lol at video

davidylan: This thread is pure comedy

الملكي فوق الله: Smh

Nigerians+Religion=Comedy

If alhaji marry woman when dey cover all her body live only eye, and im come suddenly tell the woman to dey dress like beyonce go outside, u no know say the shock fit kill d woman. People are not expected to change abruptly

The woman has a right to say no, afterall she did not bargain for this. In fact she suppose report the man to her pastor

repent all ye amebos for the kingdom of God don near

*popcorn chopping* guy..write that thing

Codedrock: lol... Never gonna do dat! I can only ask of ur[b] hot pics [/b], i mean ur pic.. Nd op u gat ma mail?

This boy no pure o

@esere. you are quite smooth

funny thread. old boys and girls masquerading as teenagers. Nice poems too

serves the rapi.st right

the south will 'chase' Jonathan out of power on their own. but if the north dares intefers and think it is their birthright, we will make sure that Jonathan dey kampe as president come 2015

Okworigeorge: ....even if u dnt love her?

I will first appreciate her, then after that, we just might fall in love if we date. But I wont think that it is a bad thing