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So, my kid just turned three and loves listening to short orally presented stories for kids but I have unfortunately forgotten a lot of the storylines from a lot of these popular naija children folktales/tales-by-moonlight-type stories that typically used to involve the wisdom of tortoise etc. Abeg, anyone have any of the popular simple n short naija children stories--from adventures to the ones that teach morals and some sort of life lesson--abeg drop dem here for me (and others) to help refresh my memory Thanks in advance ![]() |
No touchy egg |
I remember one of our gateman dat had the "privilege" of getting a handshake from the late billionaire of dat time, olorogun ibru, during a wake keeping/funeral. This n1gga kept his hands inside his pocket all night, went home, washed his hands with water into a bucket and used the water to bath all of his kids the next day, lol |
another one. If a bird sh1ts on your head you go know book more (i.e. become more intelligent and better at school work); I remember the thing happening to one of our friends and everyone was trying to grab a piece of dat bird sh1t to rub on their own head to see if it works,lol |
moiaimi:lol...I remember one of my older brothers friends gave him this code once when he stayed out later than the approved time and according to him then, it worked,lol |
Loyalblak007:the majority of peeps in Naija still believe in that last one; what about the night bird owl? i believe like 99.99 percent of nigerians believe they're all witches or some old woman dat turned into a bird Mine. I was told that spirits would join in the game if you play soccer until it's dark. when dusk starts approaching and we're still playing I used to be scared as fvck Also, when rain is falling and sun is shining at the same time that means that an elephant is in labor |
babablogger:But why doesn't she post pics of her daughters on instagram during their respective birthdays? Is she trying to pour salt on the injury of the biological mother of the boy who has had her child taken away from her over several years? the woman she snatched her husband from ? ? |
shamecurls:The same West that he is currently hiding at? You see your life |
Nigeria’s president is missing in actionhttps://www.ft.com/content/544e58ae-ed4e-11e6-ba01-119a44939bb6
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Ighoga898:Agreed (@ bolded)...Sorry I don't have the same platform as your two-faced baba to effect change in this una god forsaken country |
freeborn76:But Tuface chickening out at the last minute also killed momentum, which is what the government wanted and which is why all their online propagandists went all out few days to the protest here on nairaland trying to discourage and play saboteur to the scheduled protest. The government knew with a celebrity face like 2face, the protest would have been bigger and probably gotten the attention of the international community that something not good is amidst in nigeria so they went all out to fight against that including using direct threats and intimidation...there's always an element of truth to everything and all that blackface rants about two face being a selfish two-faced coward eventually manifested in 2face own actions; he was probably paid or encouraged initially with the selfish intent of probably launching a political career off it since age is not on his side music wise but liver fail am when reality set in...history will remember tuface simply as a cowardly chicken |
segzyogondus:Typical Naija reasoning. Then why him start am in the first place? Fela really was a prophet https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pbhMnYyHnuE "My people self dey fear too much We fear for the thing we no see We fear for the air around us We fear to fight for freedom We fear to fight for liberty We fear to fight for justice We fear to fight for happiness We always get reason to fear We no want die, we no want wound We no want quench, we no want go I get one child, mama dey for house Papa dey for house, I want build house I don build house, I no want quench I want enjoy, I no want go, ah" Read more: Fela Kuti - Sorrow, Tears And Blood Lyrics | MetroLyrics |
pato1:Abeg listen this one. Released 1977 but speaks to exactly what is happening right now https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pbhMnYyHnuE "My people self dey fear too much We fear for the thing we no see We fear for the air around us We fear to fight for freedom We fear to fight for liberty We fear to fight for justice We fear to fight for happiness We always get reason to fear We no want die, we no want wound We no want quench, we no want go I get one child, mama dey for house Papa dey for house, I want build house I don build house, I no want quench I want enjoy, I no want go, ah" Read more: Fela Kuti - Sorrow, Tears And Blood Lyrics | MetroLyrics |
This two faced id10t actually displayed some of these traits during the break up of plantation boys; always looking out for himself. You think say e easy to be freedom fighter? I gots to forego all your riches and comfort and be prepared to face persecution and jail time like the likes of Mandela, Gandhi, MLK Jnr, even our own Fela, Gani and Tai Solarin who all spent time in jail fighting and speaking out for their people, but NO, as Fela talk am: "I no wan die, I no wan quench, Mama dey for house.." This is the typical Nigerian mentality: suffering and smiling while your oppressors plunder the land leaving you all in abject poverty. TUFIAKWA FOR THIS CURSED NATION |
A democracy without a dissenter in it is impossible. Free men, in the exercise of free thought, will give vent in free speech. No matter how abhorrent the thought, or its manner of expression, a mature democracy will tolerate it, and even encourage its publication. WE ARE NO LONGER LIVING IN A DEMOCRACY BUT IN TYRANNICAL RULE PERPETRATED BY A FORMER MILITARY DESPOT WHOM MANY FOOLISHLY VOTED INTO OFFICE NOT ONLY TO IMPOSE ECONOMIC HARDSHIP ON THE POPULACE BUT AT THE SAME TIME SUPPRESS FREEDOM OF EXPRESSION. I WEEP FOR NIGERIA; A LAND OF WASTED OPPORTUNITIES PLAGUED TIME AND TIME AGAIN BY CORRUPTION AND BAD LEADERSHIP, NOW ADDING TYRANNY TO IT. TUFIAKWA!!! |
Nigeria is now officially under tyrannical rule; what is the difference between this and Mugabe's Zimbabwe or Mobuto's Zaire where one can no longer exercise their fundamental human right of freedom of expression? Thank God I live abroad. FVCK NIGERIA....USELESS COUNTRY |
dayowunmi:They are paid apologists/saboteurs/propagandists; just simply ignore them |
back2sender:smh @ the irony of you calling tuface illiterate while defending an illiterate failure of a president. I see the APC online propagandists are now working full shift in order to try and sabotage the protest; protesting, a form of freedom of expression, is a fundamental human rights that is the cornerstone of any democracy. What are you goats afraid of? |
ivandragon:I highly doubt they will start doing the right thing after this one protest, rather, they will want to fight back to suppress dissent through threats and intimidation and fear like this olodo OP is trying to do right now; remember buhari is an expert in tyrannical rule. But this is just the beginning unless things change for the better |
I just saw this on Newsweek. The international media is also going to be keeping an eye; this is one of the things they are afraid of http://europe.newsweek.com/2baba-nigeria-2face-idibia-552097 Let me re-post what I posted on another thread The right to protest is a perceived human right arising out of a number of recognized human rights....such a right to protest is a manifestation of the right to freedom of assembly, the right to freedom of association, and the right to freedom of speech.[1] Many international treaties contain clear enunciations of these rights. Such agreements include the 1950 European Convention on Human Rights, especially Articles 9 to 11; and the 1966 International Covenant on Civil and Political Rights, especially Articles 18 to 22. https://www.liberty-human-rights.org.uk/human-rights/what-are-human-rights/human-rights-act/article-11-right-protest-and-freedom-association Everyone has the right to freedom of peaceful assembly. This is a right closely linked to the right to freedom of expression. It provides a means for public expression and is one of the foundations of a democratic society. The right applies to protest marches and demonstrations, press conferences, public and private meetings, counter-demonstrations, ‘sit-ins’, motionless protests etc. There may be interference with the right to protest if the authorities prevent a demonstration from going ahead; halt a demonstration; take steps in advance of a demonstration in order to disrupt it; and store personal information on people because of their involvement in a demonstration. The right to peaceful assembly cannot be interfered with merely because there is disagreement with the views of the protesters or because it is likely to be inconvenient and cause a nuisance or there might be tension and heated exchange between opposing groups. There is a positive obligation on the State to take reasonable steps to facilitate the right to freedom of assembly, and to protect participants in peaceful demonstrations from disruption by others. ARE WE LIVING IN A DEMOCRACY OR WHAT ![]() |
ProudOlodo:And when is that future time/day going to be? Here's a quote for you by Robert Schuller: "Better to do something imperfectly than to do nothing perfectly." I understand your fears but we have to atleast start from somewhere; siddon look na dog name |
TheGoodJoe:I agree with you on these points but it still does not negate the fact that protesting and voicing of opinions against failed leadership (a fundamental human right, as I've pointed above) is necessary (regardless of who is organizing it) to effecting positive change through uniting the people and bringing awareness to their plight. What are you afraid of? |
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Right_to_protest The right to protest is a perceived human right arising out of a number of recognized human rights....such a right to protest is a manifestation of the right to freedom of assembly, the right to freedom of association, and the right to freedom of speech.[1] Many international treaties contain clear enunciations of these rights. Such agreements include the 1950 European Convention on Human Rights, especially Articles 9 to 11; and the 1966 International Covenant on Civil and Political Rights, especially Articles 18 to 22. https://www.liberty-human-rights.org.uk/human-rights/what-are-human-rights/human-rights-act/article-11-right-protest-and-freedom-association Everyone has the right to freedom of peaceful assembly. This is a right closely linked to the right to freedom of expression. It provides a means for public expression and is one of the foundations of a democratic society. The right applies to protest marches and demonstrations, press conferences, public and private meetings, counter-demonstrations, ‘sit-ins’, motionless protests etc. There may be interference with the right to protest if the authorities prevent a demonstration from going ahead; halt a demonstration; take steps in advance of a demonstration in order to disrupt it; and store personal information on people because of their involvement in a demonstration. The right to peaceful assembly cannot be interfered with merely because there is disagreement with the views of the protesters or because it is likely to be inconvenient and cause a nuisance or there might be tension and heated exchange between opposing groups. There is a positive obligation on the State to take reasonable steps to facilitate the right to freedom of assembly, and to protect participants in peaceful demonstrations from disruption by others. ARE WE LIVING IN A DEMOCRACY OR WHAT ![]() |
alfsalami:Nigerians pls do not allow all these paid saboteurs douse your hunger for real progressive change from the nonsense we are experiencing right now o. MLK Jnr. was a philanderer and the FBI wanted to use that against him back then like these propagandist are trying to do here. Malcolm X was an ex criminal and Mandela was even on an American terrorist list but that did not stop them from fighting for their people. check the usernames of all these paid apologists and you will see most of them are ab0kis here defending their illiterate brother who has brought untold hardship on this country |
TheGoodJoe:If you revere educational qualification that much you won't be here trying to defend an uneducated aboki who's administration has caused real suffering to the everyday nigerian...but me I no say you sef be aboki naim make you carry your tribalistic sentiments to come and defend this failed government...infact, I don't really have any word for you; you're most probably paid to come yarn all this your rubbish online |
Mavrick2012:The bolded above is the answer to your question why this he-goat took his time to write all this rubbish |
TheGoodJoe:Can you pls just shut up |
TheGoodJoe:Another propagandist, Nama |
deobaba:^^^APC propagandist on the loose, ewu...thunder fire your whole generation |
By the the way, is this not that tyrant mod from the islam section? ic he's just trying to defend his hausa muslim brother even in such appalling economic situation that nigeria finds itself in. Well, what do u expect from terrorists sympathizers...na only God go punish all of una |
Heavance:They're mostly being paid to do it, if not, I don't know what to say. Even when Fela sang suffering and smiling Nigeria was even far better than it is now so it probably could just be a Nigerian mentality; I remember when Abacha the tyrannic despot was alive people actually organized a million man march in support of his planned transition from military to civilian ruler, smh |


