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gtrust:
Rivers People!!! you see yourselves you see your money

Serious one chance

Amaechi nah heavy magga

All these die hard Buhari fan club Osogbo chapter members sef...

Atiku all the way

I am back.

whoever banned wombraiders may God punish you.

Obasanjo needs to be committed to an asylum

What do you expect of thugs?

If not for these daft ab0kis up north, I will say it won't be feasible for Nigeria to collapse come 2015.

Anyway, the US will collapse before Nigeria. Their economy is set to crash. There are serious civil strife and race tensions in the US as I type this.

A combination of economic woes and increased racial tensions is what started the civil war in America. They went to war over slavery (niggers) and money. They are set to reap the dividends of their exported evil.

http://www.moneynews.com/MKTNewsIntl/stock-market-crash-warren-buffett-indicator/2014/10/03/id/598461/

http://www.businessinsider.com/financial-advisor-insights-december-2-2014-12

Since September 11, 2001, there have been over 11,000 terrorist attacks, resulting in the deaths of hundreds of thousands of civilians and a lot more injuries, throughout the world. The perpetrators of these attacks were not monsters; they were Muslims. They were pious people who believed and acted in accordance with their faith. There are millions more who think like them and are ready to do the same.

If you think Islamic terrorism is a new phenomenon, think again. Islam owes its success to terrorism. The prophet of Islam boasted, “I have been made victorious with terror". [Bukhari: 4.52. 220] Since the day Muhammad set foot in Medina, he started his campaign of terror. His followers have been doing the same ever since.

Muslims are intolerant, supremacist, bullies, and violent. They are highly inflammable and can explode if they are not treated preferentially and with respect. At the same time, they abuse others and violate the rights of people of other faiths. This is psychopathology.

To understand Muslims, one must understand their prophet. Muslims worship and emulate Muhammad. Islam is Muhammadanism. Only by understanding him can one know what makes them tick.

Understanding Muhammad is a psychobiography of Allah’s Prophet. It seeks to unveil the mystery of that man. Historians tell us Muhammad used to withdraw to a cave, spending days wrapped in his thoughts. He heard bells ringing and had ghostly visions. He thought he was demon possessed, until his wife reassured him he had become a prophet. Convinced of his status, he was intolerant of those who rejected him, assassinated those who criticized him, raided, looted, and massacred entire populations. He reduced thousands to slavery, raped, and allowed his men to rape female captives. All of this, he did with a clear conscience and a sense of entitlement.

He was magnanimous toward those who admired him, but vengeful toward those who did not. He believed he was the most perfect human creation and the universe's raison d'être. Muhammad was no ordinary man. He was a narcissist.

Understanding Muhammad, ventures beyond the stories. Focusing on the "why" rather than the "what," it unravels the mystique of one of the most enigmatic and influential men in history.

Muhammad believed in his own cause. He was so certain of the reality of his hallucinations that he expected everyone to believe too. He would make his Allah indignantly ask “What! Do you then dispute with him [Muhammad] as to what he saw?” (Q.53:12) This is psychopathology. Why should others believe in what he saw? Wasn't it up to him to prove what he saw was real? Only a narcissist expects others to believe in his claims without asking for evidence.

Muhammad was an orphan. Spurned by his mother in his infancy and left in the care of a Bedouin couple, he had a loveless childhood. He then passed to the care of his grandfather and uncle who took pity on him and spoiled him. Not receiving love at a time he needed unconditional love and not receiving discipline when he needed to learn about boundaries, he developed narcissistic personality disorder, a trait that made him a megalomaniac bereft of conscience. He fantasized about unlimited power, expected praise and admiration, believed he was special, and expected others to believe him and go along with his ideas and plans. He took advantage of others, was jealous, yet believed others were jealous of him, and was extremely hurt when rejected, even killing those who deserted him. He lied and deceived, feeling entitled and justified in doing so. All these are traits of narcissistic personality disorder.

Thanks to another mental illness, temporal lobe epilepsy, the prophet of Islam had vivid hallucinations he interpreted as mystical and divine intimations. When he claimed he heard voices, saw angels and other ghostly entities, he was not lying. His problem was that he could not distinguish reality from fantasy.

He also suffered from obsessive compulsive disorder, causing his fixations on numbers, rituals and stringent rules. This explains why he lived such an austere life and why his religion is filled with so many absurd rules.

Muhammad had fleshy and swelled hands and feet. His footprint shows he had acromegaly.
In the later years of his life Muhammad was affected by acromegaly, a disease caused by excessive production of a growth hormone, resulting in large bones, cold and fleshy hands and feet and coarse facial features such as enlarged lips, nose and tongue. Acromegaly occurs after the age of 40 and usually kills the patient in his early 60s. It causes impotence, while it increases libido. This explains Muhammad's sexual vagaries in his old age and why in the later years of his life he had such an insatiable craving for sex. He would visit all his 9 wives in one night to touch and handle them, without being satisfied. His impotence explains his insecurity, paranoia, and intense jealousy of his young wives. He ordered them to cover themselves, lest other men would cast a lusting eye on them. Today, half a billion Muslim women veil themselves, because Muhammad was impotent. Muhammad's illnesses explain a lot of mysteries of Islam.

The combination of all these psychological disorders and his unusual physiognomy made Muhammad a phenomenon that set him apart from ordinary people. His uneducated followers interpreted his differences as signs of his prophethood. Like devotees of all cults, they rose to champion his cause with dedication. By defying death and butchering others they made Islam the world's second largest religion, now the biggest threat to world peace and the survival of human civilization.

Why is it important to know Muhammad? Because over a billion people try to be like him and do as he did. Consequently, the insanity of one man is bequeathed to all his followers. It is by understanding him that we can see through them, and be able to predict these unpredictable people.

We live in a dangerous time. When a fifth of humanity worships a psychopath, eulogizes suicide bombing and thinks killing and martyrdom are ultimate acts of piety, the world becomes a dangerous place. When these people acquire the atomic bomb, the earth becomes a powder keg.

Islam is a cult. It is time for mankind to wake up and realize that this cult is a threat to mankind and there can be no co-existence with Muslims. As long as Muslims believe in Muhammad, they are a threat to others and to themselves. Muslims must either leave Islam, leave their culture of hate and join the rest of mankind as fellow humans, or non-Muslims must separate themselves from them, ban Islam, end the immigration of Muslims and send home those who plot against democracy and refuse to integrate.
Islam is incompatible with democracy. It is a warring creed that uses democracy to destroy it and to establish itself as a world wide dictatorship. The only way to avert the clash between this barbarity and civilization, a world disaster, is to expose the fallacy of Islam and demystify it. Muslims must be weaned from Islam for humanity to live in peace.

...psychobiography of Allah’s Prophet. It seeks to unveil the mystery of that man. Historians tell us Muhammad used to withdraw to a cave, spending days wrapped in his thoughts. He heard bells ringing and had ghostly visions. He thought he was demon possessed, until his wife reassured him he had become a prophet. Convinced of his status, he was intolerant of those who rejected him, assassinated those who criticized him, raided, looted, and massacred entire populations. He reduced thousands to slavery, raped, and allowed his men to rape female captives...

...Thanks to another mental illness, temporal lobe epilepsy, the prophet of Islam had vivid hallucinations he interpreted as mystical and divine intimations. When he claimed he heard voices, saw angels and other ghostly entities, he was not lying. His problem was that he could not distinguish reality from fantasy....

...He also suffered from obsessive compulsive disorder, causing his fixations on numbers, rituals and stringent rules. This explains why he lived such an austere life and why his religion is filled with so many absurd rules...

[size=18pt]A psychopathological profile of the prophet Mohammad[/size] - Part 1 of 5

Mohammad’s schizophrenic disorder

Depicting a psychological profile of Mohammad has been, because of the Quran’s many mistakes, incomprehensible verses, contradictions, inconsistencies, fallacies, errors, and absurdities, a central issue for those who have been researching on Islam. As examples, I mention two classic scholars: Aloy Sprenger, in his fascinating three-volume work about Mohammad and Islam (das Leben und die Lehre des Muhammed), categorizes Mohammad as having suffered from hysteria.

He then goes through hallucinations that could emerge by hunger, thirst, loneliness and religious enthusiasm. He explains over 60 pages, based on psychological knowledge at that time, with the help of single case stories and examples from newspaper to prove his diagnosis. It is very much likely that he would have come to the correct diagnosis if the disorder schizophrenia were known at that time.

While the second German edition of his work was released in 1869, the disease was first identified, and classified as a discrete mental illness into different categories by Dr. Emil Kräpelin in his Psychiatric Compendium in the 1887; he named it "dementia praecox” (early dementia) to distinguish it from other forms of dementia (such as Alzheimer’s disease,) which typically occur late in life. It was Dr. Eugen Bleuler, who coined the term, "schizophrenia" in 1911.

Another scholar, Theodor Nöldke, expresses his assessment in an article with the title, "Quran, an introductory essay”. He writes, "In his [Mohammad’s] early career, sometimes perhaps in its later stages also, many revelations must have burst from him in uncontrollable excitement, so that he could not possibly regard them otherwise than as divine inspirations… There may have been many a revelation of this kind which no one ever heard but himself, as he repeated it to himself in the silent of the night (Q73:4).”

Ali Dashti explains the situation as follows, "The impression conveyed by the Quran is that a hidden voice in Mohammad’s soul or subconscious mind was continually impelling him to guide the people, restraining him from lapses, and providing him with solutions to problems. (23-years, pp. 150-151).

In recent years, Ali Sina is the only one I know who has performed a comprehensive research about Mohammad’s psychological make up. However, he dedicates less than one page on the subject that "Muhammad may have also suffered from schizophrenia”. He attributes all the hallucinations and delusions Muhammad experienced to his Temporal Lob epilepsy.

Schizophrenia

Schizophrenia is a disorder characterized by a profound disruption in cognition and emotion, affecting the most fundamental human attributes: language, thoughts, perception and affect. Its course is difficult to study because it does not follow a single pathway and varies considerably from person to person. Some individuals experience periods of acute psychotic symptoms and remission, others have a relatively stable course, while some show a progressive worsening associated with moderate to severe disability.

Schizophrenia develops gradually with a prepsychotic stage, also known as the prodromal phase or prodrome. This is the period of time from the first change in a person until development of the first frank psychotic symptoms. The length of the prodromal phase varies from patient to patient and can last between a few weeks to few years. The person slowly withdraws from family, friends, and society, exhibits different sleeping patterns than usual, becomes preoccupied with odd ideas, religion, or philosophy, and can be excessively suspicious. (S. f. ex. Psychological & mental health disorders, or schizophrenia.com, or omnimedicalresearch.com).

At the end of his thirtieth year, Mohammad started being pensive and depressed. It seemed, the good life without being pushed around to work had shown its limits and he preferred a more solitary and retiring lifestyle. His favorite place was a cave in the declivities at the foot of Mount Hira, a lofty conical hill, three-four kilometers north of Mecca. This prepsychotic or prodromal stage in Mohammad’s schizophrenic development has by Islamic scholars been the subject of one interpretation: Mohammad was supposed to be meditating in that cave, and in one of those occasions, the Angel Gabriel was supposed to appear and start delivering the revelations.

In the this essay, I am going to follow Mohammad’s behavior based on the Islamic History (hadith and sira) and Qura, and try to explain it by means of the psychological knowledge. My apologies to those readers who have read and heard these stories on and on in the hadith, sira, interne sites, books and other places, but for the sake of continuity, I have to repeat them in this new context.

Diagnostic criteria for schizophrenia according to DSM-IV-R:

A. Positive symptoms: (Two, or more, of the following, each present for a
significant portion of time during a 1-month period)

1- Delusions
2- Hallucinations
3. Disorganized speech (e.g., frequent derailment or incoherence)
4. Grossly disorganized and catatonic behavior

B. Negative symptoms, i.e., affective flattening, alogia or avolition.

Notes: Only one criterion A symptom is required if delusions are bizarre or hallucinations consists of a voice keeping up a running commentary on person’s behavior.

Based on the constellation of symptoms present, one may classify any given case of schizophrenia into one of following 5 subtypes: Different subtypes of schizophrenia are defined according to the most significant and predominant characteristics present in each person at each point in time. The result is that one person may be diagnosed with different subtypes over the course of his illness.

• Paranoid schizophrenia – the patient feels extremely suspicious, persecuted, grandiose, and has auditory and/or visual hallucination, or a combination of these experiences.

• Disorganized schizophrenia – This subtype of schizophrenia is marked by significant regression to primitive, uninhibited, and disorganized behavior. Thumb-sucking, howling like a wolf, temper tantrums, creation of pornographic art and unreasonably strong cravings to suckle a female’s breast are characteristic of this type. The patient may not have delusions.

• Catatonic schizophrenia – the patient is withdrawn, mute, negative and often assumes very unusual postures. Alternatively, activity can dramatically increase, a state known as catatonic excitement.

• Residual schizophrenia – the patient displays no longer delusion or hallucinating, but has no motivation or interest in life. This type commonly displays emotional bluntness, social withdrawal, illogical thinking, eccentric behavior or mild loosening of association.

• Undifferentiated schizophrenia – It is used when patients do not clearly fit into any one type, fit into more than one type, or do not fit into any of the other types.

As indicated, the course varies from person to person and in Mohammad’s case, it really does not matter which subtype we choose, the symptoms speak for themselves. However, the symptoms reveal that he can be classified as paranoid subtype. People with this subtype may be more functional in their ability to work and engage in relationships than people with other subtypes of schizophrenia; they are also more likely to be affected by positive symptoms, compared to other types of schizophrenia.

The reasons are not entirely clear, but may partly reflect that people suffering from this subtype often do not exhibit symptoms until later in life [Mohammad was 40 when he exhibited the symptoms] and have achieved a higher level of functioning before the onset of their illness. Typically, the hallucinations and delusions revolve around some characteristic theme, and this theme often remains fairly consistent over time [until he died, he insisted being chosen as prophet]. A person’s temperaments and general behaviors often are related to the content of the disturbance of thought (PsychCenteral.com).

We are going to see that he not only suffered from a bizarre delusion (criterion A1 is fulfilled), he also had many hallucinations and thought disorders, which manifest themselves in disorganized speech (criterion A2 and A3 are fulfilled). We will also see that the combination of his hallucinations and delusions go hand in hand. This is to say, his delusions of grandiosity are supported by 'evidence' derived from his hallucinations, and vice versa.

1. Delusions

Delusions are defined as erroneous beliefs that usually involve a misinterpretation of perceptions or experiences and cannot be accounted for by the person’s cultural or religious background, or level of intelligence. A person experiencing delusion, strongly believe in his/her beliefs and will hold firmly to them regardless of the logical arguments and evidence presented. According to the delusion's content theme, schizophrenics can experience one or more of the following delusions:

• Grandiose delusions
• Religious delusions
• Persecutory delusions
• Referential delusions
• Somatic delusions

In the grandiose type, the patient believes possessing special powers, talents, abilities, or they are famous people.

The religious type includes any delusion with a religious or spiritual content. Some of these delusions can have grandiose characteristics such as the belief that the person was chosen by God. It is a known clinical picture that a patient may believe herself as a prophet. He has a message that will save the world, and sets about spreading it. However, religious delusions vary across cultures and in some cases, can lead to violent behaviors.

In persecutory type, the patient has the feeling being spied on, followed, ridiculed, tricked, cheated, conspired against, etc. In referential type, certain events, objects, remarks, gestures, comments, passages from a book, newspaper etc. have a personal meaning or are directed to the individual. In somatic type, the patient focuses on the diseased, changed, of a bodily functioning, bodily sensation, or physical appearance, e.g., he thinks that his body is infested by parasites or his organs are removed and replaced with someone else’s organs. (Omnimedicalsearch.com)

In Mohammad’s case, we experience a religious, grandiose and a persecutory delusion, as said above, sometimes melted together, reflected in different verses in the Quran and in his behaviors as described in hadiths and sira. The grandiose-religious aspect of his delusion, we read in the following verses in which he (from Allâh’s mouth) calls himself a good example whom everybody has to bless:

Q33: 21

Certainly you have in the Apostle of Allah an excellent exemplar for him who hopes in Allah and the latter day and remembers Allah much.

Q68: 4

And you are certainly on the most exalted standard of moral excellence.

Q33: 56

Surely Allah and His angels bless the Prophet; O you who believe! call for (Divine) blessings on him and salute him with a (becoming) salutation.

Bukhari: B2-N14: The prophet said:

"None of you will have faith till he loves me more than his father, his children and all mankind.”

The above hadith, which expresses his grandiosity, contains at the same time the element of paranoia. He knows that people love their parents, their children or some friends more than they love others. He gets paranoid about the fact that people could be influenced by their love ones. To cut off the connection of his followers with their relatives, and thereby to make sure that they would not be influenced by them, he conditions their faith with their love to him. This is confirmed also in the following verse:

Q9: 23

O People who Believe! Do not consider your fathers and your brothers as your friends if they prefer disbelief over faith; and whoever among you befriends them – then it is he who is the unjust.

In the following verse, he unambiguously shows how paranoid about people setting up a partner for his Allâh:

Q4: 48
Undoubtedly Allah does not forgive (the sin of) disbelieving in Him and forgives anything lower than it to whomever He wills; and whoever ascribes partners to Allah has invented a tremendous sin.

In other word, you can commit any crime and Allâh forgives you but not setting up a partner for Him (Ali Sina).

hifaif:
Get your facts right. Wole Soyinka didn't introduce cultism. He, together with some promising students, introduced an association of students known as the National Association of SeaDogs (Pyrate Confraternity). It was not a cult. It was and is still an association for promising students.

Has the dundee prof spoke out on cult violence? NO!

Wole Soyinka is in the same book as Buhari who sees nothing wrong with his rampaging almajiri baboons

Wole Soyinka is an intellectual hitman.

He is no intellectual but the white man elevated him for us to emulate him.

He is a CIA agent and a traitor.

A useless selfish narcissistic old fool who is so full of his own sh1t!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9l23a3setM

definitely not going out in the hands of these lunatic's brain dead followers.

LeOstricth made a post about the real cause of death of their fake diseased prophet who died of tertiary syphilis and they banned me.



Your prophet still died from the clap, ban all you want.

To spark sectarian riots in the volatile city.

I had already warned that their next agenda is to cause widespread riots

The northern Muslims have been misinformed to see boko haram and the spate of bombings and terror attacks as the handwork of the Jonathan administration, CAN and MEND.

Nigerians have become insensitive to bombings and isolated killings in the north east. The powers behind boko haram want to instigate sectarian riots. If you have ever witnessed sectarian riots in the north you will know that nothing comes closer to hell on earth

jayonpoint:
Hw is he talkin rubbish? Jonathan is clearly a clueless. A president who doesn't hv d knw hw of a country economy status n lack suggestive ideas to salvage it. subjecting our economy to okonjo-iweala is tantamount to entrustin ur fish wit a cat.. Agent of IMF n WB dis doesn't mk her only a wicked bt also anti human development plus corruption largess credit to dis administration. Jonathan shld b study in sch as a worst leader whose path is destructive

Tinubu alongside his APC puppet governors don't see anything wrong in borrowing money to fund over inflated projects that are just meant to repay his campaign contribution.

hercules07:
It was a dumb thing to pay back those debts, you had a nation with infrastructure deficit paying back close to $18bn at a go, what type of nonsense was that? We should have kept the debts and used the fund we had to restructure the economy, Saudi Arabia just built the second largest refinery with less than that amount, do you know the multiplier effect of such an investment?

Magga we were owing over $30 billion dollars and rising and we needed to borrow and no one will touch us because of our poor debt profile.

Okonja alongside Organizations like OxFam were able to state that most of the monies borrowed to us was done in bad faith alongside corrupt leaders in the past to have us permanently in debth.

acenazt:
Togo still better pass ur Papa village.

Munich?

donmalcolm21:
Thief, ole, carry am go, why is this man so desperate to rule Nigeria.

The same question should be directed to your Buhari who is currently contesting for the record 4 th time.

And then turn around and embezzle billions of dollars.

jumu:
if gej riged in option is parallel goverment.

Only in Kirikiri will you APC touts form your government with Amaechi as President.

jayonpoint:
Hw is he talkin rubbish? Jonathan is clearly a clueless. A president who doesn't hv d knw hw of a country economy status n lack suggestive ideas to salvage it. subjecting our economy to okonjo-iweala is tantamount to entrustin ur fish wit a cat.. Agent of IMF n WB dis doesn't mk her only a wicked bt also anti human development plus corruption largess credit to dis administration. Jonathan shld b study in sch as a worst leader whose path is destructive

Mumu Okonja was the one that rid you off your IMF obligatory payments, got your economy on a sound footing and is steadily trying to diversify your lazy minds of oil.

For your information, Okonja was a serving minister of finance under Obasanjo.

onatisi:
don't let tinubu comments bother you. He and his juju parading apc govs have seen the clear handwriting and message that their political dynasty is nearing its total collapse and end. their words now are just cries and threats of drowning men . By the time they lose 3 more states in the south west ,tinubu eyes will clear.

I don't see tinubu being alive beyond 2015

All this progressive nonsense will end after he is wrapped in a blanket and stuffed down a shallow grave.

2cato:
if you remember when omisore ask the tribunal to allow him inspect the ballot paper and was given go ahead rauf made sure no body was allow near the paper and it resulted in scuffle. Omisore knows that and rauf will soon knows his fate

The fear of Omisore among the sw Janjawiids is the beginning of wisdom.

Omisore is so despised by Tinubu and his cohorts because it was Omisore that exposed the Salami scandal.

He provided evidence of phone records between tinubu and the disgraced president of the appellant court.

They know that they are going to be booted out that is why Aregberascal has been so quiet until yesterday.

The removal of Rauf will surely dent Tinubu's ego and any bargaining chips he has in the Janjawiids assembly. With only 3 statesin the southwest which are not guaranteed to win the gubernatorial elections in 2015, I foresee the northern bloc edging Tinubu aside before the election.

Tinubu will return to his small pond politics after 2015 election.

E go be like dream for Aregberascal eye when the tribunal finally rules on his fraudulent election victory and boots him out.

I see him migrating to Togo in the dead of the night.

OrlandoOwoh:
Boko Haram is killing both moslems and christians. Jonathan is already jiltering because he knows he is going to lose. I learnt he will be meeting with Yoruba oba today in OAU, Ile-Ife.

Oldest shilling monkey, we do you like recycling trash?

Boko haram are fighting for a caliphate. Christians and southerners have bearded more brunt than the few Muslims tha have been killed by your militia wing.

acenazt:
hmmmm Well i believe in a free and fair election,GEJ wont see the ASO ROCK again. i dont care who wins so far it aint GEJ or anyone from PDP.

Then dust your Togo passport because GEJ and not your gerriatic general monkey blood will remain as president of Nigeria come 2015

If e too pain you then migrate to Togo

holatin:
na you wan put am for the post.
its an example of a man dat people hate, the man come start a song who go back am up.

No one !

Nah Buhari people come like Abi?

Story

Drug dealer, certificate forger, bastard with a fake name and fake origin, corrupt and shameless embezzler is who you are standing by?


A people deserve the leaders they get. The Yorubas are proud of this fraud.

Goes to show you how morally decadent their so called sophisticated society and culture is.

chuks01:
OPPOSITION CLOSEST TO DEFEATING THE INCUMBENT IN NIGERIA POLITICS..HISTORY ABOUT TO BE MADE..BUHARI HAS AS AT NOW 60% CHANCE OF BEING THE PRESIDENT OF THE COUNTRY,NIGERIANS ARE GETTING WISE,IF YOU TAKE OPINION POLLS YOU WILL FIND OUT THAT PEOPLE ARE ACTUALLY CONSIDERING THE MAN UNLIKE PREVIOUS TIMES HE RAN FOR THE PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION.IF THE OPPOSITION GETS IT RIGHT THEY WILL LIKELY WIN IN 2015.

N.B I am not paartisan

Story.

Buhari will weep more come 2015.

His supporters will turn against the Yorubas for not giving him the mandate in the APC.

Atiku will emerge the APC flag bearer, and will lose to Jonathan.

Meanwhile, Buhari will go to court to challenge the emergence of Atiku before the election.

The verdict will come 3 mths after the election and the court will rule that Buhari ought to have gotten the APC nomination.

Atiku will then concede his defeat to Jonathan and hand his loser card to Buhari.

Buhari will thus lose the election without even contesting it.

Amaechi ruling in reverse.

2cato:
Gathering of the janj.a.wees.
Rauf is about cry. Large amount of ballot papers stolen from ekiti last election were found among the ballot papers that were used for given aregbesola victory. So dont rejoice yet. Pray that the tribunal should over look such crimes and evils so that aregbesola will continue in office and

I don't know what is keeping the tribunal from announcing their verdict?

Rauf has been errily silent up till yesterday during his fake inauguration but I know all is not well in osogbo with the lekpa ram governor who can't grow a descent beard.