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Nairaland GeneralHow Long Does A Ban Last by muffins(op): 10:44pm On Oct 17, 2009
How long does it last

When you get banned for using another id without the admin's permission.?
FamilyRe: Mothers For Rent by muffins(f): 10:43pm On Oct 17, 2009
Who rents a womb here?
FamilyRe: Miracle: Baby Survives After Falling Under Train by muffins(f): 10:42pm On Oct 17, 2009
That was sheer miracle and the white men call it sheer luck. lipsrsealed
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal: The King Of Football by muffins(f): 10:42pm On Oct 17, 2009
Portsmouth is the king of football. tongue
Rap BattlesRe: " The Freestyle Lounge" by muffins(f): 10:41pm On Oct 17, 2009
Ibime:
Just sharpening my wit. . . .


Every verse you kick to the fans/ gets dissed in the stands/
Even schoolboy defenders wouldn’t give you a chance/
You get split with a lance/ by my vicious advance/
Try to hold my stare . . . and get slipped in a trance/
In every school of thought, my curriculum stands/
Cos my laws are set in stone. . .  like religious commands/
A wink and a glance/ make ya chick drip in her pants/
Cos I give hor’s de prix. . . like bitches in France/
I envelop her breast/ just to help her distress/
You couldn’t give a phuck less. . . cos ya selfish with sex!/
I involve my fans/ and they applaud my stance/
You hang on for dear life. . . till I fall your hand!/
As far as finesse/ Im the hardest to test/
I fart on ya dress/ Nigga pardon the mess!/
A barb to ya breast/ will pin ya cards to ya chest/
Ya rhymes can’t capitalise. . . so it’s hard to invest/
I carve ya cerebral/ with a dart and a needle/
Im like room service. . .  I bring bars to the people/
Im over-par with an equal/ You heartless and feeble/
You arrive in a limo. . .  but depart in a Beatle!/
My verse is tightness/ I splurge in Cyprus/
cos my hands are touched with the curse of Midas/
Ya words are spineless/ so I don’t converse with vipers/
Cos you could type dic.k. . . and still wont get a word in private!/
Looks like google has been put to effect here, next time don't get lyrics from google, get them from ask.com. cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
FamilyRe: Would You Adopt A Child? by muffins(f): 10:39pm On Oct 17, 2009
Yes, I can. undecided
HealthRe: Eating Egg Everyday? What Side Effect by muffins(f): 10:38pm On Oct 17, 2009
Nothing would happen, I eat it too. wink
FoodBread Vs Cake by muffins(op): 10:37pm On Oct 17, 2009
Which one do you prefer?
FashionRe: Where Can I Buy English And Dubai Gold In Kaduna? by muffins(f): 10:37pm On Oct 17, 2009
Any store/ shop. tongue
CelebritiesRe: If U Are 2 Marry A Celebrity? by muffins(f): 10:34pm On Oct 17, 2009
Dicaprino, the one in Titanic. tongue
Forum GamesRe: ╚►Kill! Spare! Or Kidnap!◄╝ by muffins(f): 10:30pm On Oct 17, 2009
Kidnap. sad
TV/MoviesRe: Nollywood Not Better Than Ghollywood — Yvonne Nelson by muffins(f): 10:27pm On Oct 17, 2009
MrCrackles:
Nollywood and ghollywood - Absolutely pathetic movie industries!
[[i]color=#006600]Talk about garbage movie industry[/color]. cool
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Biz Can Someone Do In Warri? by muffins(f): 10:26pm On Oct 17, 2009
Mechanic or an armed robber, heard that's what's ruining over there. cool
TravelRe: Hilarious: Honest Visa Application by muffins(f): 10:25pm On Oct 17, 2009
I don't trust this lying poster for some reason. undecided
FoodRe: Favorite Chocolate Bar! by muffins(f): 10:22pm On Oct 17, 2009
mohawkchic:
[size=13pt]~I like to eat the chocolatey caramel bit on Twix but i dont eat the biscuit  cheesy

~Oh!! Kinder Bueno White is another fav that didnt make my list. . creamy inside yum!

[img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v166/xuanxuan/whitechocoKB2.jpg
[/img][/size]
I love that candy especially since it's caramel.
TV/MoviesRe: Ambo 5 Is Back by muffins(f): 10:21pm On Oct 17, 2009
I love Amstel Maltina. tongue
Forum GamesRe: Guess The Job Of The Person Above You. by muffins(f): 10:21pm On Oct 17, 2009
Professional laughing Jackass. angry angry
FashionRe: Fashion Faux-pas Or Sheer PR Brilliance? by muffins(f): 10:19pm On Oct 17, 2009
FoodRe: Stew Lovers Hop In Here? by muffins(f): 10:17pm On Oct 17, 2009
mohawkchic:
[size=13pt]~Sierra Leonean~[/size]


[size=13pt]~Oh Really? Its a spice. .not a lot different to Black Pepper

[img]http://www.riyaspices.com/product_images/thumb/White-Pepper_c_12421390542009_05_12.jpg
[/img][/size]
I love that.
Foreign AffairsRe: Anger At US Mixed Marriage 'ban' by muffins(f): 10:17pm On Oct 17, 2009
What were they thinking, how can they marry someone someone with the same gender? huh
FashionBody Lotion by muffins(op): 10:14pm On Oct 17, 2009
I love Dove body lotion. kiss
RomanceRe: I Want To Be Like Jesus Without A Wife Or Girlfriend by muffins(f): 10:13pm On Oct 17, 2009
Then you have to be as sinless as he is. wink
RomanceRe: What Is Ur Idea Of A Romantic Getaway? by muffins(f): 10:12pm On Oct 17, 2009
MrPrsdent:
romance ke huh
No, sneezing ke. cool
RomancePost Your Picture If You Think You're Beautiful/handsome by muffins(op): 10:11pm On Oct 17, 2009
Post your picture if you think you're handsome/beautiful
Forum GamesRe: Guess The Job Of The Person Above You. by muffins(f): 10:07pm On Oct 17, 2009
Armed Robber. grin grin grin
FamilyRe: How Can You Build A Successful Family? by muffins(f): 10:05pm On Oct 17, 2009
Loving and doing things together. tongue
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Really Makes Ppl Happy by muffins(f): 10:04pm On Oct 17, 2009
When you give them gifts they love and cherish. kiss
FoodMuffins Vs Cupcakes by muffins(op): 10:02pm On Oct 17, 2009
Which one do you prefer?
Christianity EtcRe: I Will Like To Apologise. by muffins(f): 10:00pm On Oct 17, 2009
For what if I may ask.

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