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 Romance / Re: Pastor Rapes Woman: After Pouring ‘holy Oil’ Into Her Private Part - Latest News by MugSmasher: 7:46pm On Dec 31, 2009 |
[size=14pt]This is the kind of pastor i appreciate and would cherish! Would anybody be kind to tell me his church so i can worship too? Any church or person who would mutilate, destroy, maim, injure, hurt, damage, spoil, deface or disfigure any woman or her private parts to be more specific is someone after my heart because he truely understands what it means to put women in their rightful places and if a church or pastor does it, its even more gratifying. The courts should release that man immediately. He has done no wrong but rather tried to teach the woman a lesson. The thought of the hot boiling oil dripping into her Private Part is making me have an erection . . . hmmmm! Yummy![/size]  |
| Romance / Re: I Think She Is Trying To Maga Me! Pls Advise Me by MugSmasher: 7:37pm On Dec 31, 2009 |
You be sharp boy for pricing her toto, no biatch can maga you . . . . Na who born the Maga! For smelly toto? Shiore! |
| Romance / Re: I Think She Is Trying To Maga Me! Pls Advise Me by MugSmasher: 7:34pm On Dec 31, 2009 |
The only thing i appreciate is the fact that you value the chick for N10,000 sex which in my own opinion is quite expensive. Try and price her toto to say N3,500 or N2,500. Na woman now? Ashawo no de get tally number!  There is no difference between a woman on the street pricing her toto and those shakara babes forming. Its all about their toto and how you price their puss>y! Dont let the chicks here make you feel bad. They are just retarded smelling dildos |
| Nairaland / General / Re: Official Awards For The Most Irritating Romance Posters Of 2009 by MugSmasher: 7:15pm On Dec 31, 2009 |
2 stupid mumu girls  |
| Nairaland / General / Re: Official Awards For The Most Irritating Romance Posters Of 2009 by MugSmasher: 6:03pm On Dec 31, 2009 |
What a battle of the irritants? So shocking busy body is far far behind, she was really repugnant to me but FL Gator and tpia arent that bad too. They both smell of irritating vomit too so the deserve the puke cake too!  |
| Nairaland / General / Re: Official Awards For The Most Irritating Romance Posters Of 2009 by MugSmasher: 9:02pm On Dec 30, 2009 |
Sisi_Kill: |
| Romance / Re: 45 Things A Girl Wants But Wont Ask For: by MugSmasher: 8:54pm On Dec 30, 2009 |
No. 46 (And my favourite) : Beating the living sh**t and crap out of her everytime she opens her mouth to yan opata |
| Nairaland / General / Re: Official Awards For The Most Irritating Romance Posters Of 2009 by MugSmasher: 8:50pm On Dec 30, 2009 |
I knew Tpia was irritating but i didnt know she was also extremely repulsive too. Just see the number of people that she has annoyed that has voted for her. Its quite suprising that she is running neck in neck with another irritant FL Gator. Lets just wait and see who wins and thanks to the moderator for deleting all the rubbish posts of FL Gator trying to spoil the thread. It was an excercise in futility and stupidity on her part. So keep Voting people. We already have the best Poster Platinumnk, we need our worst poster to complement things |
| Nairaland / General / Re: Official Awards For The Most Irritating Romance Posters Of 2009 by MugSmasher: 2:52am On Dec 30, 2009 |
FL Gators: Your stupidity Knows no bounds! While your mates are winning best posters in different threads and forums for contributing to the upliftment of Nairaland this year, you and your cabal have been the idiots spoiling this Romance section with your amebo, gbe gbo run and tatafoo spreading foolish statements and gossips and abusing posters genuinely seeking good romantic advice because your lives have been so messed up romantically, you now want to pass your ill luck and rotten lifestyle to 100,000s of viewers. May you and your cohorts listed above ever experience peace both romantically and spiritually for the reminder of your years! Idiots  |
| Nairaland / General / Re: Official Awards For The Most Irritating Romance Posters Of 2009 by MugSmasher: 2:25am On Dec 30, 2009 |
i hope i have been vindicated when neutrals view this thread to finally know why i nominated a jobless useless animal like FL Gator as one of the most irritating posters in the romance forum. You can see her useless postings and ways of derailing threads through her joblessness and picking fights with posters for no just reason and using bad words. She is really a useless fuckwad |
| Nairaland / General / Re: Official Awards For The Most Irritating Romance Posters Of 2009 by MugSmasher: 1:25am On Dec 30, 2009 |
michelin89:  Honestly people will you people believe this Michelin89 is a moderator on Nairaland? Can you just read what she wrote? How many moderators on Nairaland can go about shaming themselves and bringing this forum into disrepute with words like this? Didn't seun complain that google were complaining about such words and coming from a moderator that should lead by example, we should all now assume that it is free to use swear and bad words on Nairaland. If a moderator who is supposed to be a bastion of decorum can be yanning opata and using bad words like this, why not me and the rest of Nairaland? I guess seun and debosky doesnt have any moral right to stop Nairalanders from using words like this anymore because if a moderator can use it openly, i guess its the official stance of the moderators that words like this can be used freely. I hope you all can see why she was nominated as one of the most irritating posters in 2009? |
| Nairaland / General / Re: Official Awards For The Most Irritating Romance Posters Of 2009 by MugSmasher: 1:16am On Dec 30, 2009 |
eldee: @eldee I really dont know any guy that has been misyanning in the romance section as much as those irritants up there and truthfully the men have been in their right senses all year trying to advice people accordingly. But of you check out the posts of these fools especially the trio of Fl Gator, Michelin and that fool busybody, you will realise that this award is meant for them. Men have truely been outstanding this year. Truthfully some women too and i wont deny that. If you have any other person to nominate feel free but am sticking my neck out for those 5 animals up there! |
| Nairaland / General / Re: Official Awards For The Most Irritating Romance Posters Of 2009 by MugSmasher: 11:37pm On Dec 29, 2009 |
After reading most of the replies from the nominees themselves now, i am more than convinced that my choice for the most irritating romantic posters of 2009 have been spot on. I know FL Gator has been a goat all year yanning nonsense, micheline is just a childish pikin talking like a 9year old and an embarassment as a moderator, Tpia has just been a foolish sarcastic irritant that adds more problems than can be solved. Always saying a lotof stupid things that dont make sense and trying to feel justified through those idiotic posts made while Sisikill is one of those irritant tata foos that jump into threads stupidily to say her 8cents not 2 and ends up proving she is denser than the poster and finally the queen irritant busy body . . . no comment. I hear that one is breast feeding her child with her skint dry powdered milk breast . What a team of dense crackheads I only hope all they repent their stupid ways and actually change their evil ways and advice people properly in 2010 but then again, once an irritant, forever an irritant! Its quite difficult to choose the most irritating out of this lot P:S: Tilapia fish; I didnt say i want to kill anyone you retard, i said i dont mind throwing acid on busybody.If your going to quote me, quote me well and stop fabricating stories you this irritant |
| Nairaland / General / Official Awards For The Most Irritating Romance Posters Of 2009 by MugSmasher: 9:14pm On Dec 29, 2009 |
Seriously, Why cant we have awards for the most irritating Romance posters of 2009? An offical thread for the best romance thread poster was opened and We have seen wonderful posters like platinum, 190, amaka etc be nominated for their outstanding work in the romance section this year and for contributing postively to better people's romantic lives. What about the irritants that caused more rancour, division, problems and were general disasters mocking people and making posters feel bad for no reason when they genuinely tried to seek proper advice. What about the amebos, tata-foos, gbe- goruns? these are people that jump into every thread to misyan nonsense and opata to either derail the thread or mock the poster for no reason What is good for the goose is also good for the gander. There were so many people that were just silly posters that tried to ruin so may people's love lives with their nonsense and malicious posts all in the name of foolish romantic advise. So i think its time for us to reward them for their outstanding work for being irritants and nuisances in this romance section and i nominate these people: 1. Fl gator 2. Busybody ( Mega Irritant and nuisance in 2009) 3. sisikill 4. Michelle |
| Romance / Re: Is Love This Cruel? by MugSmasher: 10:04pm On Dec 28, 2009 |
deluxecad: Personally i wont mind bathing someone with acid and i dont need to be that person's lover. In fact to be blunter, i wont mind bathing busy body with acid and i'll do it for free or even pay you for giving me the opportunity to do it on her and leave a little for her little baboon she is breast feeding! Stupid idiot |
| Romance / Re: Assesment Of N/landers Based On Their Responses To Posts by MugSmasher: 9:51pm On Dec 28, 2009 |
what about busy body the most idiotic single mother poster on NL? Aren't there awards for fools and animals like her based on her responses? Go check her posts and pick one that makes sense abeg before you say am too harsh on this breast feeding annoying troublesome fool 1 Like |
| Romance / Re: I'm Hurting over som1 I cant live without but dont want to live with by MugSmasher: 9:45pm On Dec 28, 2009 |
To be honest the only thing that attracted me to this post when i read it was when i read you beat your ex girlfriend twice! Men thumbs up! Your my latest hero. I love the fact that you smashed a mug on her head and host of other things. Nothing thrills me better than hearing or seeing women being beaten up blue black and you even went a step further by brushing her again when she deserved it. Oga forget that girl. Somebody you have beaten before must really be an obstinate idiotic who probably nags, is troublesome, obsessive, jealous, annoying and irritating 24/7. You dont need such an irritant near you. So keep up the good work and Continue knocking out the tooths of women and more especially those you f.ck and mess up badly  |
| Romance / Re: I Just Found Out She Did Abortion Twice Before We Met. by MugSmasher: 8:27pm On Dec 28, 2009 |
busybody has a child now she is breastfeeding according to her Honestly, do you think someone like busybody will just have sex once and have a child without her having abortions along the way? Remember she is a single mother, so you can imagine how many pen.is-es have entered her toto over the years and how many missed period this idiot would have encountered before she finally had this one. Truthfully, without any bias or beef against me, do you think busybody with all her noise on Nl wouldnt have commited abortion before this child? Talk true! |
| Romance / Re: Real Guy Vs Romeo Guy? by MugSmasher: 8:18pm On Dec 28, 2009 |
Busy_body: What an irritant of the highest order? Always yanning opata in every thread and its hard to believe this big fool has a child Somebody would think its one of these ode teenage Nairalanders talking crap like this. She is so stupid that she was alluding to her breast feeding in one of the threads and one but wonders if that breast milk of hers has turned into dry smelling powered milk she would be using to punish the child with.I wonder how the child will grow up to be. If reason mothers can be planning to do very intelligent things while breast feeding their kids, one stupid busybody is here on Nairaland abusing people and claiming to be a responsible mother. I really do hope social services that that little baboon of yours and drop with foster parents that have more intelligence than you. What a Stupid fuckwit |
| Romance / Re: Nairaland Hotties: Make Your Choice (pictures Included) by MugSmasher: 7:59pm On Dec 28, 2009 |
Busy_body: @busybody What a very silly and dense post!!! Its only here you will find this fool talking thrash about people and trying to put them down as if she is the most perfect person on the planet. What A SlowPoke |
| Romance / Re: Battered, Bruised But Still Hanging On To Your Boyfriend by MugSmasher: 8:34pm On Dec 22, 2009 |
Very Wonderful topic! How come i havent come across it be before? It goes quite well with what i belive and practice. Anyway my 2 cents! I love to batter and bruise women both physically and mentally and it makes my day come true when i see a chick crying, sulking or in a deep state of melancholy because of what i have done to her. And the most beautiful part is they always hope i apologize for my acts but i end up doing another one on them. The wait for them for me to apologize is what makes them still stay after they still move around with black eyes or have been messed up mentally when i say things to them to demoralize them and that wait makes me take more advantage of them and when i feel like dumping them i now apologize profusely to them and knowing how dumb and daft women are, they end up doing small shakara when you beg them but meanwhile all i am thinking of is f**ucking them mercilessly for the last time which they would succumb to because they believe after i have begged them, things are now back to normal and when i am through f**cking them i change color and initiate the process of dumping them so that i dont give them the opportunity to plan their own dumping strategy first. Thats how i eat my cake and have it with these chicks and i love the ones who sheepishly would still want to stay to know why i am abusing her physically or mentally as if that would give her another extra 20 marks in heaven for waiting to know . . . lol Dumb ass retarded dense biatches! |
| Romance / Re: Can A Man Find 29+ Old Lady Attractive ? by MugSmasher: 8:24pm On Dec 22, 2009 |
Funny enough i think it is possible although i dont subscribe to 29 as being attractive. If you read most of my post i dont yab women above 35 because i believe they are more attractive in terms of intelligence and maturity but those women under 35 especially the ones from 18-29, MEN they are really stupidily unattractive both physically and intellectually. The only thing they know is how to beg a man for recharge cards, money to send to their dense poverty struck fathers in the village, money to go and eat chicken republic rice since they are too dense and lazy to cook at home, money to buy jeans and shoes, money to exterminate the foetus they carried in their wombs to commit abortion. They are also so stupid and chicken headed when it comes to being independent and mature especially i their terms of reasoning. Always fighting, nagging, complaining, fighting over men and jealous over nothing and worst of all trying tocling unto a man for support and these dense f**ckwits will be claiming indepence and maturity. @poster Look for a woman over 35. She is more wiser and more intelligent than these over grown idiotic children in skirts trying to milk a man to poverty and the matured woman knows what she wants and is more independent and responsible than these teenage or 20 something goats parading themselves in the mode of prostitutes looking for one prick to another all in the name of collecting N10,000 from one guy to by an extra weavon and bleaching cream! Very Dense cows |
| Romance / Re: Angry Black Woman - Fact Or Myth? by MugSmasher: 8:11pm On Dec 22, 2009 |
Black women are naturally irritating loud cows that make all manner of noise and cause problems for no just cause either through ceaseless naggings, fightings, quarrels, drama and a host of animalistic things fit for a gender that should be embelished in a zoo. Its even worse for Nigerian women who are total drama queens that rake, complain, shout, fight, quarrel, nag like biatches tearing their selves out over the silliest of things and its no wonder most men would rather just f*ck them and leave them alone by dumping their angry tired saggy breasted ass on the curb due to their stupidity and unbridled anger that cannot be justified. I see Nigerian women more like a bad traffic jam that arises for no just cause and when you get to the place where the trafic is suppose to occur, you dont see the reason. Thats how horrible and annoying black women can be more especially the stupid Nigerian women mostly under 30/35 though. Very stupid daft lot! |
| Romance / Re: I Just Found Out She Did Abortion Twice Before We Met. by MugSmasher: 1:58am On Dec 22, 2009 |
Everyone is just abusing me because i excercised my right to free speech! Am feeling very sad and unappreciated now! |
| Family / Re: How To "Properly" Beat Your Wife by MugSmasher: 9:31am On Dec 21, 2009 |
Have you watched the movie casino? One of my favourite parts was when Joe Pesci kept on beating and beating Sharon Stone after he f***ked Her Porus. Its really a classic scene and you learn alot how to vicitimize women and brutalize them when they get out of hand. Top top film that can go side by side with this video above |
| Family / Re: How To "Properly" Beat Your Wife by MugSmasher: 12:34am On Dec 21, 2009 |
kellorah: If i end up having a daughter, i might end up not even paying attention to her existence because i doubt if i would be the dad and if she grows up to be a prostitute or whatever, thats her business because thats what she was born to do on this planet and if a man ends up beating the crap out of her, thats her business because she deserves it just like her mother. |
| Family / Re: How To "Properly" Beat Your Wife by MugSmasher: 12:26am On Dec 21, 2009 |
THE.AMAKA: My mom is late so that part doesnt affect me anymore when people try to compare beating women to me beating my late mom. Yes maybe if she was alive i would have respected women more but f**k it, she is not around so no reason to respect women. Also being gay rubs off the shine of beating women and f**king them later abi So i prefer my hetro sexual life and would continue to enjoy maltreating women till i get tired of it which i doubt isnt anytime soon The video above has just reconnected me with my self belief why i do it and appreciate the poster for sharing it. P:S: Dont bring the issue of sisters cos i dont have any. Just 3 boys in the house and as per my aunts and female cousins, i dont give a sh**t if a guy bloodies their noses. They probably deserves the smashing by the guy |
| Family / Re: How To "Properly" Beat Your Wife by MugSmasher: 12:18am On Dec 21, 2009 |
daisies: I really love the cruelty in your choice of words. It really shows we are not much different. While you wish God to exterminate me cos you hate my guts, i actually admire you for knowing how to express yourself linguistically because you dislike what i do and represent. Anyway, sorry to bust your bubble. I Love beating and smashing the heads of women into walls by tugging their hairs and drawing it all over the house while stomping on them because of their rude and silly behaviour. I dont take crap from them and i would smack the living crap out of any woman anyday anytime because it makes me feel good and fulfilled. And the best part of it is after brushing them so much, i still know how to coerce them not to report me to anyone and pamper them and still f**ck them days after. Now thats what i call a real man that knows how to eat his cake and have it  |
| Romance / Re: How Will U Feel Wen Some One Toils With Ur Heart by MugSmasher: 12:13am On Dec 21, 2009 |
I felt bad when she toiled with my heart after i gave it to her 100%. Now i am the one toiling with the hearts of women and i enjoy so so much and now see why she derived so much joy toiling with my heart back then. She must have been a prophet  |
| Family / Re: How To "Properly" Beat Your Wife by MugSmasher: 12:06am On Dec 21, 2009 |
daisies: Ouch! Your using curse/swear words to promote a point and Telling it as it is and i respect your own tactics . While you prefer to use foul language to drive your point home, i prefer to use my feet and boots atimes to drive my point home to women. You see we are not really that different. We all have what drives us to do what we do. You derive pleasure in attacking me with symantics and big grammar and i respect that while i attack women physically. Bottom line we love to attack people and am sure as you are good with words, i am good with my fists too. It just grew on me over the years. At first i felt awkward doing it and almost always apologized for days after i made the occassional slap or shove but now, i am so experienced to know the time and place to beat her and where precisely to beat her that will really cause massive damage at the same time not too visible for people to say i really beat her e.g by blowing the sides of her stomaches continously will not show any scar or signs of tough blows but the aftermath of the damage would lead to so many complications that could put her out of commission for a long time. I once had the opportunity to kick an ex'es vag-ina and she screamed so loudly and when people rushed into the room, she couldnt tell them i kicked her v-zone but kept holding her belly crying. I really laughed hard for days seeing her wringing in pain and using a tongue in cheek moment to apologize. it felt damn good! |
| Family / Re: How To "Properly" Beat Your Wife by MugSmasher: 11:43pm On Dec 20, 2009 |
daisies: Dont hate the player, hate the game! You expect me to be remorseful because i love beating women and i would encourage other men to beat women to a pulp and if possible smash broken glasses into their faces to disfigure them. Its not because of my lack of success with women but my banal hatred and disgust towards chicks of this era going around banding themselves as well bred human beings meanwhile they are dog pooh in disguise. I used to respect women and used to fight off men who will even think of abusing women verbally talkless of laying their hands on them until i was taught a valuable lesson by a woman to learn and understand that i shouldnt treat you lot with respect but rather do everything within my capacity to add more misery to their lives. Now i dont feel bad to say i have punched, slapped, kicked, belted and threw objects on women when i get angry with them and infact i enjoy it thoroughly. I provides a sane moment for me to show the world that i am doing a little bit of good by mending crooked women who feel they own the monopoly to put down women. Now i see fear in them more than love and respect more than humility in their eyes. Thats the way to treat them and stomping a boot down their faces every now and then reminds women who really the man is and what their place on earth really is which is really being second class citizens. So once again, i endorse the above video to every man to learn more about how to discipline and put women in their rightful places 24/7. Who ever produced this video should be nominated for an academy award. Top Top educational Video! I hope to put it in practice very very soon |
| Family / Re: How To "Properly" Beat Your Wife by MugSmasher: 10:10pm On Dec 20, 2009 |
so much evil words here from posters! If i respect your own posts why dont you respect mine? Anyway its not my fault i like seeing women get beaten and that i love to participate in it. Its something i grew to enjoy and like this past few years and its something i look forward to in future. I hope to stepup my game to probably breaking a leg or disfiguring an eye or something or leaving scar marks. Its always the best reminder for a woman who has been rude or take joy in whining and nagging every minute to realise that is her punishment for misyanning 24/7 |
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