Chanchit:
My Bro once told me he hates passing through Kogi state when traveling cos it could take up to 4hrs to pass through the "ugly state" na so he talk am.

u and ur bro una f a d a

Therock5555:
This thread is a sequel to 'bad things you did in secondary school', so please share your University adventures here.




Well I'm going into my final year, and most bad things I've done are;

Kidnapping a lecturer's hand out because he refused to give it out to any student to photocopy except we bought directly from him. The man rained down fire and brimstone but I no send.

Another was pressing girls ass and boobs during struggles to get into halls for General lectures because once you are late and find yourself at the back, you better go and rest because you won't hear anything, the girls sef no dey send, you would see a breasted girl trying to create space to move in between two boys with limited spaces between them. We would press and squeeze tire.

-my friend and I once organized a handout robbery, lol he brought the idea but since I needed the handout also, I agreed. We went to a shop, ordered the girl to bring all her handouts concerning my department, selected them out and asked her to get another stuff inside, all the handouts went into my bag except one that we photocopied and returned. Chai I promise to return them back this year

-Forging fake exam and I.D cards, we'll it's good to be tech savvy.

-The worst was banging a chick inside a hostel room of 8 boys, we all covered our corners with curtains but you could easily see ones shadow in his corner in daytime. I started slowly with the girl so as not to attract attention but very soon it turned a wide romp. I pity my hostel mates that day, their erection no be here. When I came out they were hailing me like boss, since then, that babe usually wear tight Jean leggings with strong belt if she comes to cook for me because she really felt ashamed.

Lemme stop here, make una add una own....

which scul u de go na?

[quote author=adexsimply post=41617095]Yaba-Left[/quote ]weray re oooooo

nnafather:
ZERO...And I was too generous with marks. You see why we needed his certificate? Good. Carryover president.

anoda biafra mugu

ify84:
I score him ZERO... He jumped almost all questions

are u not an igbo?

Emperor100:
Based on the corrupt allegations on Audu.. I think Kogites made a wrong decision to vote him. They should have voted a neutral aside APC and PDP candidates..

them no get sense reach that extent na

Omo this op can lie o...thankGod say na ksu I de school, who told u its because of #20?
Guy u sabi lie o

omusiliyu:
Coolest... Faze
Wackiest... Arabanbi, Reminiscence,

it is reminisce nt reminiscence

OldJohn:
Another down. AUDU is next. Return Kogi's 11 Billion


"Kogi is for PDP. PDP is for kogi" Quote me anywhere

That s the main reason you are not developinq

Riodiao:
may thunder fire him.buhari will be the last president of nigeria from the north. Buhari is completing YARADUA'S second tenure. the north refused to compromise for the sake of faireness and unity when they denied GEJ a second tenure. its time for an IGBO president, iam not igbo both if we claim to be one then an igbo man must be president in 2019

what is this Igbo man saying? Why u con de deny say u no be igbo... Howfar about biafra?.... Go get a life bro! The best president ever comes from the NORTH

allanphash7:
Nigeria is a joke

mumu wetin u Sabi?

This mayb there last operation

ThankGod for giving us Buhari# we prayed to God to give us a good president and he answered our prayers by giving us MUHAMMADU BUHARii

saintopus:

I never see new Nigeria o!

keep calm

maximilian19:


let keep party and sentiment aside, pls list or mention just 5tyns buhari have done for the country.

1.forte kerosene is now #50per litre with the influence of PMB
2.Bokoharam days are numbered
3.Electricity is now better than before
4.Army are stronger than before
5.Make u list the last one

Atmmachine:


I love you so much.
You just showed how kids can be brave and entertaining on the internet.

oldman u re sited

Baba no worry there are many other people who will witness the new nigeria......

maximilian19:
Mouth action, u neva do anything u don dey praise urself, do ur assignment leave the marking for the markers to score u,

na this kind ppl go write exam make noise, say dey don write write and answer all correct, mark themself, wen result comes out, dey go say lecturer failed them.

them fence ur eye? Can't u see the new nigeria Buhari is building U just a mofo

Atmmachine:


Sorry, son
There's what we call Citizenship.
This is America & not Sudan or Nigeria where the citizens are turned to refugees in their own country.
I spit on your face.

some one in otueke forming americana

Atmmachine:
People always ask me when i will be returning to Nigeria, my answer to them is "Never".
You have your president who wasted time in declaring his assets and when he finally did, he declared a false asset.
Why not go arrest the president first before arresting innocent civil servants ??

I will forever remain a slave in America where there is law & orderliness than come back to my home country where every rich man is above the law.

What's the outcome of Amechi's trial ??What of Sariki ?? Not guilty.
This people will go to court just to deceive ignorant Nigerians and at the end of the day, they will go home free.
Nigeria is just cursed.

don't bother to come back to nigeria just remain wia u are until they turn you to refugee

Pecca:

him de talk say your brain small so te na micro-scope them come take de see am...and say the workings of ur highly infinitesimal, in-operational mucus requires an upgrade. i just help am explain.

mumu wetin u talk?

suzzy16:
lol

naso na

Culture ko madness

This person be like ladyF and co, he no get work...

KOGI should be no1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8...

bigFOOTcaveMAN:

Thats all your mustard seed brain can come up with? APC has brought in ant infested gay. Lets wait for more lizards.

wetin u dey talk?

Its nt against the constitution