₦airaland Forum

leomarz007:
Mama, is this your car still available?

I don't finally sell am o. I just sold it 3 weeks ago. At 19 years of age

LagosOrigin:
See where dem mount Air condition 😂😂😂

Wike mumuu too much o

your eyes are sharp 😂😂. The AC go dry blow rug instead of human beings

Reno, if tinubu had not been given the presidency, would you have still gone ahead to retract your statements concerning him?

See how the bishops were even clapping with so much joy and excitement 😂. They didn't do same for soludo. In fact they appeared bored when the reverend father was extolling soludo, but became energetic when obi was mentioned. Don't let anyone deceive you obi is well loved.

Wike must have Tinubu's nudes pictures 🤣 or something else that makes him so sure he is useful to Nigeria and Tinubu. That statement is very ambiguous. What it means again is that tinubu needs him, not necessarily as an FCT minister that is constructing roads and bridges, but something deeper.

But again, the worst person to tell a secret to or do something in secret with, is a lover of the bottles. Not just a lover of the bottles, but an egotistic, maniacal, power hungry one

Dogalmighty17:
This is what we get when we keep electing corpses into office.

🤣🤣🤣 corpses indeed. This one cracked me up o

These kidnappings on kogi Roads are becoming too much. Is it that our security operatives are not getting the intelligence report or what?

3 of my colleagues were kidnapped in June. Later released 1 month later after Ransom of 45m had been paid. The woman amongst them just died 3 weeks ago from the trauma. She was never herself again. The other man has been going from hospitals to hospitals, herbalists to herbalists for his health issues after what he suffered in the hands of kidnappers. The 3rd person, the second man is just managing to stay afloat. What exactly is going on?

My tailor's son in the nursing school in kogi is afraid to come back home to be with his parents in Abuja and staying back In school is a risk as well. What exactly is going on in this country?

It's so painful I can't have my children in the East that have finished their exams coming to join me in Abuja for the Christmas holidays because of kidnapping on the roads and 4 of them to come by air and go back in January is a whole lot of money.
In my own country, I can't celebrate or be with my children? Not that they are abroad o. In my own country. In the same country.

APC you did this one. You guys tried. Separating families in fear while the politicians wine and dine with Remi Tinubu because their children are safe abroad.
The judgement of God and His battle axe will soon fall on the head of the wicked.
Ribadu said the kidnapped children are "fine" in kidnappers den, very soon, I wish he and his family will be "fine" too in kidnappers den

Brighton1:
Abeg check my name
My name na obinna ogochukwu
And I am a developer, I have developed India, Malaysia and Colombia

this guy you posted here is actually a Yoruba guy on twitter. His name is Bolaji and I follow him on twitter. He is a detribalised Nigerian. 😂😂😂.

onatisi:
tinubu second term will be brutal , he will be a total dictator . he is still disgusiing now because he needs the second term . if he gets it . nigeria will be on total dictatorship lock down . social media will be censored and monitotred , there will be massive arrests of any dissenting voice or opinion , i am not sure he may even not seek a third term

his supporters don't mind what happens then as long as he is their tribal lord. They will gladly still defend him even if he cuts of their heads and use them for football ⚽.

How do you negotiate with bandits for goodness sake?
The world is watching us.
Negotiations had been done in the past, what came out of it?

The APC government has not reacted 24 hours after the killings. When Obi reacts they will say he is playing politics. Especially that bipolar bulldog in Aso rock.
A country in turmoil and the so called father of the nation is going on vacation.
What responsible father leaves his household to robbers and rapists and goes to another man's house to put up his feet on the table whilst eating bush meat and drinking palmwine?

Sonnobax15:
Good day my fellow Nairalanders...Hope y'all are enjoying your weekend? . Well,I hope so

For the first time,lemme talk to my fellow men...This story which I'm about to share is a true life story....

There was this neighbor of mine,who was in his late sixties....A man whom I regarded and saw as a Father figure and indeed I had maximum respect for him.....He was a renowned contractor,and was very good at what his work......He had a wife and 3 daughters whom he neglected and never really cared and had time for...

But one thing I noticed and detested about him all through the time I spent with him when he was alive was his promiscuous lifestyle....He could hardly turn away his face whenever anyone on a skirt passed him by . And his love for women with fat and big backside was indeed out of the world,and funny enough,he referred to them as --"Heavy duty". ......I was more or less like his personal Keke driver because I used to take him and his workers to sites....

Then the sad reality about life happened and the same man who used to be very smart,agile and funny was down with an illness.....It took his family millions of naira, trying to save him but at last,all efforts seemed to be to no avail and he gave up the ghost on the last week of last July.....

Now,this was my honest observation... During all the time the man's time on the hospital bed,I noticed that none of his side-chicks ever came or called to check up on him...The one and only time one of them called was when she wanted money but immediately he narrated his predicament to him,she hung up and never dialled his phone again....The only people that stood by him were his wife and daughters....The same family whom he never had time for,when he was hale and hearty......I could still remember how his eyes were filled up with tears and was advising me to be careful and steer clear from too many women.....He always told me to cherish my girlfriend and love her because he could see how we were struggling together at that time.......His words still ring in my head up till this very second and of which one lesson I learnt and deduced from his life,and death was/is--"PLEASE,MEN DO NOT NEGLECT YOUR FAMILY"

Mods.... please do the needful,so that men can learn from this..

I know a man who his ex wife took care of when he was sick, helpless and hopeless. Few days after she left after sacrificing 5 months of her life taking care of him, the man went and got another woman pregnant and still abandoned the same family and woman who took care of him

KillahPriest:
Sometimes, just shushhh

20 more characters needed

Seun, I hope you're very satisfied with the ridiculous lengths you've forced forumites to take just get enough words to make a post

you have passed the exam no matter what. You still scored the 40/40 with your complaint 😉😉

Festac police division has the worst corrupt officers ever. Bribe loving extortionists. One of their best check points is on 1st Avenue. Before M close. Close to mophet pharmacy

One of the most durable cars ever. Just follow the rules of this car. My Passat fsi was bought brand new 18 years ago. Yes you heard me right. 18 years ago. I didn't start changing some worn out parts till in 2015. I bought it in 2007 April precisely, roughly 2 months before my second child's birth. Full option. 5.7m. Brand new. When Nigeria was still good ooo.
Nigerians are so crazy about Japanese cars that we relegate VW cars. I am thinking of selling it to buy a 2020 model. The engine has never been touched. Gear box , extremely sharp. The only thing not working in the car is the AC and it's not a big deal. The leather seats were cracked so I covered it with car seat covers. But everything else is working perfectly well. Just be using Castrol oil for the engine. Service as and when due. Their spare parts last very well especially the Belgium or Tokunbo types.

Go for the car meeeennnn.
The first sedan car to come with 6 gear speeds, 6 cd loaders. I still dey cruise my car, but thinking of selling it. Not because it has problems, but I gotta to let it go. I did a little body work and resprayed it in 2020. The same blue colour it came with.

But don't go for Nigerian used o.
Buy either new or Tokunbo
I no dey for Nigeria used.
Even this my own I will sell to people that would destroy it and sell off the parts, because I am so sentimental about the car that if I see someone else driving it, I might cry. But if anyone decides to buy it from me and drive, it's only the AC , the cracked windscreen he would work on
So go for the 2015/ 2020 . Very strong and durable. If you need more advice. Contact me. I am a woman car freak 😂

fuke:
Nobody beat him.
He was the aggressive one.
He shoved to the floor a CSP.
In other climes, he would be taken into detention in handcuffs.
You are all hypocrites.
We were all here when US senator was wrestled to the ground and handcuffed for been unruly.

were you there when he shoved the police man to the floor or you heard from the same police that would see matches in your pocket and book you down for carrying 💣 bomb. You all are hypocrites too. I send your message back to you.

Jostoman:
This Nigeria APC government no get shame at all, nothing is working and the only thing they know how to do best is Abusing of power.

How can you invite Sowore to police headquarters in Abuja and next thing is for your boys to turn him to punching bag and broke his hand.

Abeg Free Sowore

the same police people he was talking on their behalf o. Protesting for the retirees o. And the same police people that would retire some day are beating him up. Nigeria is a crime scene

Someone said on twitter that if he was Wike's son, he would advise him against drinking too much and making a fool of himself.

EyeCumInPeace:
Words on Marble...

"An Attack on Boko Haram Bandits is an Attack on the North"

~~late Buhari

And tinubu promised to continue from where buhari stopped. Little wonder nothing is being done about banditry. Believe Ribadu at your own peril.
As at last week more than 10 local government areas have been overtaken by bandits or terrorists as they should be called in Katsina. The same Baba buhari's Katsina.
Make Una dey play first.
Keep enjoying jollof rice and chilling AC at the digital summit and ignore the realities on ground

Intermittent fasting does a lot of magic too. It's just discipline. Intermittent fasting and calorie deficit

Fayemi too ? Is fayemi now and Obidient?😂😂😂. Fayemi should know that this is time for awalokun o.
He should rest
Tinubu till 2037😂😂
On his mandate we stand gidigba.
There's no hunger o.
Spaghetti is 150 naira in my area
Chicken is 1200 per kilo
Rice is 45k per bag

What about "this government go favour me and my family"😂😂. It became an anthem. Funny enough nobody says it anymore 😂😂

Beremx:
The kind of open defecation going on from Iyana Iba down to Okomaiko is alarming. The main scene of defecation is at PPL bus stop. You will close your nose while passing that area. Gosh!!!

Maza Maza too. After the that mile 2 bridge as if you are going to first gate. By the left. That shallow gutter that divides the road is an eyesore

SeeWahala:
Is this not the same omojuwa that X's grok said is like a . . . hahaha 🤣😂

Grok said he's like a. . . . hahahaha 🤣😂

Let me not say it so spambot doesn't send me on 30 mins cool down 😏

grok finished him. Listed him as one of the most foolish X influencers 😂😂. The guy begin warn and threaten Grok. He wanted to fight grok on X like the agbero he is.
Grok apologised to him and still added fresh pepper, telling him that he is still a foolish influencer. I laugh tire today. People can actually play politics without being petty and clout chasing.

Vinnie2000:
OP,
Please differentiate between Invincible and Invisible.

Which do you mean,

bcus the picx u posted is saying invisible.

For Invisible, I will enter Aso Rock and give a Hard Blow to Tinimbu's blockus.
So that he can feel the pains Nigerians are passing thru.

😂😂😂 I knew someone was going to say something like this. I was just patiently scrolling down 👇.

I know someone who came back from the UK for his daughter traditional marriage. On getting to MMA, he slumped at arrivals. It took a while before they could get an ambulance to take him to General hospital. On getting to general hospital, too many procedures needed to be followed. Buy card, pay here, go there. For someone who was having a serious emergency. Infact to cut the story short, no form of first aid was performed on him and that man died. He was my church member. Though he used to leave in the UK, but used to visit our church anytime he was in Abuja. That was how he ended up not being alive at his daughter's wedding. It was so heartbreaking. Very confusing. At a point the wedding was to be called off, but the girl's uncle, her father's elder brother advised it should continue, so that the wedding and it's preparations and the man's death would not have been in vain.

After wedding, arrangements were made for the man's burial. They eventually said he was diabetic and if help had come on time, he would not have died.

ppogba:
Rather, she used XYZ okada rider who delivered it to the door step of the hubby.

whatever rocks her boat. Every body has a right to their opinions. I am not her fan.
I just said what I know
We transport and waybill frozen foods

ppogba:
Rather, she used XYZ okada rider who delivered it to the door step of the hubby.

whatever rocks her boat. Every body has a right to their opinions. I am not her fan.

It is possible if it is stone cold frozen and well wrapped and covered in quality thermos cooker. She can give it to an ABC bus driver and her man can receive it in jibowu Lagos before it completely thaws. But if not the above I suggested then, all I can say is hmmmm. Maybe there are other ways she may employ. but we should know that nowadays nothing is 100% impossible. It's just thinking out of the box

I love mixing 😁. So if I see the 2 of them, I must chop them together. But if they are seperate, then it's chin chin for me. I love chin chin like no tomorrow

Meanwhile FCT primary schools teachers are on strike. VDM has protested and shouted himself hoarse with the affected pupils nothing happened 😂. In Benue children that were supposed to be mourning their family meeting and friends after the gruesome massacre were lined on the streets under the rain to wave flags and sing songs for this same Tinubu while his convoy splashed water on them. And here he is grinning from ear to ear like well fed 😺 cat posing with students in st Lucia. Has he ever done anything like that in Nigeria?.
Ronus, this is a clear definition of "see finish". Una good day