₦airaland Forum

Lightangel65:
It's not your fault
A pig will never know it is smelling

And you are a guy behind that monkier

Lol. A man? Only if you have seen me for real. By the way, is it by force to smell?

Lightangel65:
Put your head odn yours and you will know

But it's not smelling

paix:
Let it out.

No I won't. Okay this discussion is over. Bye

paix:
Is it something we can share?

Sorry. It's too funny to share

Reminds me of my boyfriend.

paix:
Some will still keep saying NO even when you have gone between their legs and pounding.

You remind me of something

I don't understand you guys. How can a pussy smell?

africandictator:
Some days ago, my friend who happens to be a tailor nearly lost his young life. A girl he has be wooing for months came over, and in the process of their romance he layed his head on her thighs. They were fully clothed, the stench he told me came out from her private area still lingers with him till today. He has started taking his bath like five times daily, but he is not recovering. Now he has mood swings and I am suspecting he is going into sucidal soon. I don’t even know what to do, bacteria is fucking up every girls sex life especially in Lagos.

Are you sure that the person you are describing is not you? I mean the guy.

There is a wife in my house.

Igbosmoker:
What about their crimes abroad? That get rich quick syndrome have negative effects

But at least they have the zeal to make it. Those ones who resort to crimes are overzealous.

orisa37:
ABUJA IS A YORUBA WORD. IT'S CENTRALLY LOCATED BY THE DESIGNERS OF THE PLACE, WHO WERE ONDO STATE MEN(LATE JUSTICE AKINOLA AGUDA AND PROF. OMOLADE ADEJUYIGBE).

PLACE A COMPASS AT ABUJA, IT WILL SHOW YOU EAST, WEST SOUTH AND NORTH AND NOT A CONTRAPTION OF MIYETTI ALLAH HANDIWORK.

GOD HIMSELF DESIGNED NIGERIA USING LORD LUGARD AND HIS IMPOSED RIVERS NIGER AND BENUE. ANYONE WHO CROSSES THOSE RIVERS IS A MIGRANT TO AND FRO DIFFERENT POSITIONS.

SO THE S.W. IS FROM KEBBI STATE TO ABUJA SOUTH AND STRAIGHT DOWN THROUGH LOKOJA TO BAYELSA STATE.

Clap for your self.

agulion:
Pls can anybody help and educate and school me into the above topic. Because they way the names of people from that state sound used to comfuse me.

Nigeria has a jaga-jaga map. South -south but no north -north, North Central but no south central, South east inside south south. Cross river is south south but enugu is south east. They can put your state anywhere. Very funny .

Makavelli25:
Forget this nurse and check my signature

You are ugly. How do you even get girls hearts

Erosion2020:
even lesbians are not Left out.
If I tell you wetin breast don cos eehh... Too many accident sef.

It is well.

Erosion2020:
A robust and perky breasts can cure a psychological problem and stress.

A good breast can make man to feel young again.
Ask Soul in Bible.

Wonderful!

Erosion2020:
Me I can't do without breast... Wetin I gain kwanu?

Oh God. Must men suck breasts? What is there in sucking someone's flesh like your life depends on it? What is in sucking breasts bikonu?

femi4:
Breast is life....would you prefer him to seek breast elsewhere

Breast is life? For a 40 year old man? I don't understand.

Noerection:
this does not change the fact that you're a unity beggar

Neither does it change the fact that you are illiterate and senseless. In fact you have no brain. So you no understand all the things we I just type? So I was wasting my time trying to enlighten you? If all Nigerian youths are like you, then there is no future in Nigeria. Mtcheww

[quote author=Noerection post=89524756]Yoruba are not claiming Kwara state despite that 80% speaking Yoruba language
Unity beggar face your 5 states [/quotep]

Claiming? If I then say that there are no yorubas in kwara state,and that yorubas are only found in the south west, am I right? Even if they lost illorin to the fulanis, they are still yorubas. Why do you tremble when we call the ss minority igbos our brothers? We are only identifying with our brothers. People like you should get that into your head.

Noerection:
[s][/s] another unity begger on the loose

If you are not anioma ,then the question is not for you. I've also asked the ikwerres that question. If the igbos colonized you, then how were you living before the colonization? What color of cap were you wearing? Green?. Igbos called their God CHI. What did you call your God? Every tribe and country has its own heritage, so if you were colonized by the igbos ,what was your heritage?

Noerection:
Unity beggar accept the fact that shout yeast is landlocked with just 5 erosion states.

Read the message. Don't be quick to type rubbish. I also heard of that story. It is called the "Asaba Massacre ". Very terrible. Many dead bodies were thrown in the river Niger, which was why the book "blood on the Niger "was written by emeka okocha.

kalufelix:
... That hubby na my mentor...

What! So you want to emulate him?

Oh women are suffering

Oh lord don't allow me encounter such men

ChizzyBuna:
I can't stand that rubber
I love to go RAW whenever I SMACKDOWN Some Pussy
I know some girls that hate condoms too
Who in their right mind enjoys sex with condom?
It takes away 60% of the sweetness
What is the point if your dick can't swim in her juicy walls??
That's like wearing a rain coat while taking a shower.
I haven't worn a condom since 2012
HIV negative as of February 2020
So I still don't understand why people enjoy using condoms??

I blame the girls you are nacking. Anyways na your konji business

MrSensor:
HE does not know you.

Aproko. Does he need to know me?

Jealousy!

He is my crush

bennyxt:
Yorubaa, let go of this evil wicked country you are holding onto for selfish reasons at the cost of lives. Yorubaa, let go now, I say let go!

You are funny. You are asking them to let go of their relevance and daily bread.


Make I find trouble today.

Southwest2023:
Sincerely I don't give a damm about E-money source of wealth. But I hate the victim card his brothers are playing.

Yoruba are not IGP that arrest E-money neither a yoruba man report him to police.

There's no way Yoruba people will hevy E-money Because nobody is compete with him.

When mompha was arrested we know how some of guys from southeast jubilating and merry .

Yes E-money is a car wash and I know his shop at omole inside olowora ojodu Berger... E-money left his car wash business without tell any of his customers.

After six months he was disappeared from the public his life was changed and he bought where he was doing car wash business then he built a mighty house there.

Did you say "Victims card his brothers are playing?". I don't understand.

lolz. See wetin person sit down de type. Igbo, igbo everytime. What is nairaland without the igbos?