₦airaland Forum

Emeka Ihedioha...

He set a record his predecessor can't equal even in his 4yrs time, under 7months.

Truth...especially that early morning sex.

Lmaooo...

Well she decided to do hers open way...

Not our sisters who date 5 in secret...

mariahAngel:
Ngwanu...anuna'm



Omimi!

Ooooh...

mariahAngel:
O nu na aka ya k'owu aka ndi nwe ya ni?
I wu eshigbote nwaafo nu, ekwuwola ka ndi a na-amaghi ome n'ala juru na nairaland. I ma na na ala Igbo, owughi nwaanyi nwe onwe ya. She doesn't even have a say when nna ya na umunna nna ya are having a discussion. All she can do is go through her mother.
Nwoke wu nwoke lushiri nwaanyi, lushie ya ama. Owughi all this new age type!




Ke I jiri wuru Ojukwu okwaya? Ebube Dike!

Hapu , nwa agboghobia a na alu alu, nwere role to play ka ihe diri nwoke na-alu ya nfe o...

Hapu kwa new age, onye o bula na aga ebe o ga diri ya nfe...Them no deh marry woman finish o...

O nani ojukwu, ma gowon ma obasanjo.

My style is mysterious...

Lowkey lowkey...

DelTel:
So sad about the experience. You didn't commit any offence to be detained and locked up!

The police guys just scammed you using the excuse of FRSC, JTB and licensing offices inefficiency. The truth is that number plates are not updated on the FRSC portal for months i.e most Lagos numbers with G are not yet uploaded, last update was for F numbers likewise any other state number newly issued.

You should report to relevant (higher) authorities to bringing the police officers to book for their behaviour. Of cos, the DPO is not ignorant of the payment!

For those eager and desirous to know the link to check the plate numbers, here it is: https://nvis.frsc.gov.ng/VehicleManagement/VerifyPlateNo

Kudos,this works.

Just entered my plate number and and it displayed my vehicle model..and colour.

mariahAngel:
A Nigerian kind of breakfast.

O wu akamu ka i nyechara design a...

Dansuqi:
What about his ssce and that of shuaibu

It will surface like buhari's own....

mariahAngel:
Ehenu!
O di nfe Ilubata nwaanyi?



If the lady agrees, then...



So, you're a snub?

O nwere ike di nfe ma nwaanyi kweta...

Snub ke, no...Its my life style,generally am not the occassion type..If I appear at your ceremony na double celebration...

My real friends know this about me.

I drag my friends to a very good frnd's wedding yrs back...When she saw me she was super excited... She even ran from where she was sitting with the hubby to welcome us..She never knew I go surface at the event....With my goons....

Hisroyalbadmeat:
O ma gosh, you for no lap your ama, awinchi winchi site every where, senior man no allow them near our AP,e no go good ooo

Oohhh...

All these norsemen.

jaelz:
So despite the Covid-19 problems, my woman was still able to get me 4 brand new Tires for my car that costed almost 120,000 naira. To me this really shaped my 2020 and made me see another perspective in her and love her even better. She noticed I hardly drove to work again and took public transport towards the end of the year, she asked me and I told her and she bought me brand new set of tires...

This is adorable.....Very commendable.

Kriss216:
As long as my wife serves me dinner with red pant and bra, or red sexy lingeries, no woman in this world can seduce or make me cheat on my wife.

Fantacy....

mariahAngel:
Owu I gbando mechaa ihe nile otu mgbo ka mma

True, but expenses no kwa na ya.

Me am the simple and classy type...o kara mu mma, i were ego ahu spoil my woman after the ceremony, than using it to cook heaven and earth for people weh no send in the name if crowd..


I don't attend all those things, so I doubt if people go attend mine..

mariahAngel:
Well, I don't like it and can't pretend to like it. It's like a joke!
It might be OK for men, but not for ladies.

I'd rather prefer the village wedding/traditional marriage where everything is done in one day, with enough people there to celebrate, than that one.

Lol, women and talk of the town wedding reception....

Traditional wedding is our own style, this suite and white gown na borrow borrow culture.

RisenPhoenix1:
No. In fact, falling in love must be the single greatest reason why so many marriages end up in divorce. This is because when you love, you close your eyes to her faults and still go ahead to marry. By the time your eyes open after one or two children; as they surely will; all the faults will just hit you gbam in the face. You will then either divorce, start cheating, or live out the rest of your life in an unhappy and dysfunctional marriage. It is far better to go into marriage with open eyes; i.e. no love blinding you. That way, you choose wisely.

Of course the above advice is obviously only for men, since women never marry for love but enter marriage with open eyes, and are always fully aware of the man's faults before they marry.

Will OP listen to this advise....Life no need deception...

BIGPREEQ:
Why Is This So In The South East?? I Need Explanation

So today I decided to travel to Owerri from onitsha for a business meeting, the journey was meant to be a 1hr30min journey or less, but the check point for such short distance was sooo much!!

Like literally every 1km of the road has checkpoint, it's so bad that from a particular check point, you can basically see another check point ahead.

Ranging from the Army to the police to FRSC. Basically every force is on the road and all of them including the army were collecting bribe from the drivers. I actually felt bad for the drivers because it was too much. I felt really disgusted as well because I expected them to distinguish themselves but no they didn't.

I guess this is why the transport rate here is on the high side.

Now I've spent 4hrs on the road due to traffic induced by these forces from blockage of the road

Last week I came back from Abuja to Anambra and the check point were few across the north and I kept wondering.

Is there insurgency in the SE or is the crime rate high here or what exactly is the cause of this excess checkpoints / extortion points

As a uniform person, being posted to SE is lobbyed most times. They see SE as a place of making money, because we hate to be delayed, so we easily sort issues with money.

As a matter of fact, all, uniform people alway mount road blocks here and there..even inside town in owerri.

Some mistakes are avoidable only if one can take a deeper breathe and think.

Marrying a social media freak lady, is a journey of 50/50....Little issues will be on SM.

tolugar:
I bought land in pleasant places.

I took care of my health back to back.

Finished my MSc

I started a new house today

I ghosted all my babes

I became stingy

You go fear mother of all ghosting.

mariahAngel:
The new age kinda wedding reception. Mediocre!

Y mediocre? Na stadium u want them to make use of...lol


They are cutting their coat according to their clothe na.

mariahAngel:
I believe some gifts shouldn't be given by married women to men without discussing it with their husbands first.
What that woman did wasn't right at all even if she bought the car with her own money.

True...same goes to a married man giving out without private discussion with his wife.

mariahAngel:
OK.

I shi nini?



Thank you. My father and mum had a lot to do with it...plus passion...plus Africa magic Igbo

Ke mgbe m kwere mata Mr Imo ehn, egwuregwu na asusu Igbo ya ja-atogbu'm ehn...
He inspires me.

A shi m, i hu onye na lota ulo ofuma, i ga ama...
If you see person weh deh come home steady u will know.

Chief Imo uses orlu dialect for his comics.

lkillbrokehoes:
This guy nah correct striker, before 2030 he for done get up to 30 baby mamas

vision 2030....

mariahAngel:


O gaga ofuma nnoo.
Mana ta ka uguru chetara si anyi no na onwa disemba.



Onye gwara gi nke ahu?

It hasn't been so long since my folks came back from the village, after being "held" there way longer than they planned because of covid and the lockdown.

Oooh, uguru nke anyi bia ra 25th with strong wind.

Lol, ihu onye na lota ulo ofuma, i ga ama...

You, try very well with Igbo, I think it comes from a place of passion.

Legendary film maker....Chico ejiro.

Rest on!

mariahAngel:
Growing up in the SE kinda messed up your dialect.

Remember at the beginning of our conversations, your Igbo was all over the place!

Mgbe ahu, gi dee olu ndi Anambra ta, echi gi dee olu ndi owerre, nwanne echi, ya wuru olu ndi waawa

Hahahahaha....Plus parental and environmental factors.

How is the season going on for your area...

Unu wu nu ndi diaspora...Nothing concern una with home coming

mariahAngel:
Funny enough, I'm not familiar with mba5's dialect also.

Melly melly Chlismas

Me I can't even speak...People look surprised when I tell them am from dia.

mariahAngel:
Ngwanu...



I gwala'm ya mbo...I just dey whine you

Mana chefuo o. I don't think they say that much. People just exaggerate it.
Queen Nwokoye overdid it in that movie.

Owu ya! She did exactly how ur people do it...U know my villa share boundary with ur people.

So, they inter marry a lot.

You can easily recognise an mba5 and mba4 person when they talk.

Merry Christmas.

mariahAngel:
Really?
I'm not familiar with orlu people's dialect.



What I type is my dialect the way my dad and mum speaks it.



Gini ka I miniri?

Any day i come across where u make use if the dialect, i will highlight the lines.

So i maghi national anthem ndi mba4?..

rastaLivity:
Ain’t got nothing to say for now until Mary comes out of labor

mariahAngel:
No.
She and my dad are from the same side, except for different villages.

You know why I'm laughing? It's because you've asked that before.

Lol..ok ooo..

So how come u have this orlu dialect u make use of while typing?

I am trying to figure out how my late aunt who is from your side speaks.

Apart from una national anthem o..

mariahAngel:
My conclusion was what it was, but I thought I could be wrong, and so I asked for clarification.

Oooh...

Ur dialect also has a little touch of orlu people, is ur mom from orlu zone?

Omihanifa:
Thank God he didn't use big grammars to wish her a happy birthday because the governor is known for using big grammars in everything he does eg the budget of the state

2015 - Budget of Transition

2016 - Budget of Deep Vision

2017 - Budget of Infinite Transposition

2018 - Budget of Kinetic Crystallization

2019 - Budget of Qabalistic Densification

2020 - Budget of Olimpotic Merristamasis

Yahoo yahoo governor...