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POPdecorator:
Kudos to them

vote for change for better nigeria

vote jona to otuoke

EverestdeBliu:
Can't really see what's written there,except d later part...
Whatever they wrote,Sai Buhari,all the way to Daura...Sir Goodluck, Utuoke is not calling yet,AsoRock needs u more.

francizy:
It's OK for him to budget billions for his wardrobe since he's a member of the broom gang. It doesn't matter if he owes workers salary for 1 year.

On the other hand the umbrella men shouldn't budget a dime for anything.

This is typical Nigerian politics..

kay1one2:
Mohammed's products! Causing havoc since 600ad. Riffraffs!!

SBCoder:
I disagree because:
1)Eating the fruit gave the ability to differentiate between good and evil or following your train of thought can't knowledge itself be both good and evil?
2)If Jesus came with sexual intercourse then he won't have truly been the son of God.
3)God also cursed mad with toiling for food.
4)What else was there to notice ?

ozoigbondu:
The elections will hold and nothing will stop pa buhari from crying again.Jonathan will trumiph and will be cornated on may 29 while haters can keep on hating.

Most importantly GEJ till 2019

Realgana:
Some call Vulture Ungulu others Angulu.It's there in the list.
We dont have anything like Susa in Hausa but Tsutsa.
If Tsutsa is Maggot what will you call Tsutsan ciki in English?

Realgana:
Goat-Akuya.Male-Bunsuru,Female-Akuya.

Fowl-Kaza.Male-Zakara,Female-Kaza

Turkey-Talotalo

Guinea Fowl-Zabuwa

Duck-Agwagwa

Goose-Kwa Kwa

Dove-Kurciya

Ostrich-Jumuna

Antelope-Barewa

Cow-Saniya.Male-Sa.

Horse-Doki.

Rat-Bera

Rabbit-Zomo

Squirrel-Kurege

Hyena-Kura

Dog-Kare

Cat-Mage/Kuliya/Kule.

Sheep-Tunkiya

Ram-Rago

Pig-Alade

Lion-Zaki.Lioness-Zakanya.

Tiger/Leopard-Damisa

Elephant-Giwa

Monkey-Biri

Gorilla-Gwaggon Biri

Snail-Dodon Kodi

Snake-Maciji

Phyton-Mesa

Lizard-Kadangare

Wall Gecko-Tsaka

Crocodile-Kada

Frog-Kwado

Shrew- Jaba(Mole-Like Rat known for it's smell)

Tortoise-Kunkuru

Vulture-Ungulu or Angulu

Eagle-Mikiya

Ant-Kiyashi

Mosquitoes-Sauro

Beetle-Buzuzu

Bee-Kudan Zuma

Lice-Kwarkwata

Milipede-Kwarkwasa

House Fly-Kuda

Kite-Shaho

Spider-Tau Tau

Grasshopper-Fara

Termite-Gara

Butterfly-Malam Budelittafi

Worm-Tsutsa

Scorpion-Kunama

Cocroach-Kyankyaso

Bed Bugg-Kudin Cizo

Bat-Jemage

Owl-Mujiya

Chameleon-Hawainiya

Fish-Kifi

Jackal-Dila

Porcupine-Beguwa

Camel-Rakumi

Hippotamus-Dorinan Ruwa

Donkey-Jaki

Parrot-Aku

Pigeon-Tattabara

Hedge Hog-Bushiya

Quail-Salwa

Zebra-Jakin Dawa

engrkenny:
Funny people, what about people who only understood other Nigerian languages?

musicwriter:
I double as a musician and a researcher. I'm conducting a research to prove how studying sciences in a foreign language have distorted the minds of Africans and therefore is not allowing us learn sciences naturally. And this's why Africa cannot develop scientifically, technologically and therefore cannot industrialize.

I know there are many Africans of various nationalities on this forum and I want you do me a little favour. I want you to name the below parts of the body in your native language. Languages such as Yoruba, Hausa, Swahili, Igbo, Zulu, e.t.c, any African language. You can be part of this research from any country in Africa as long as you can speak and write one African language, it doesn't matter what African country you come from.

Also, if you have a friend or associate who speak and write any major native African language other than yours, please have them also name the body parts in their native dialects. I need to name the body parts in as many native African dialects as I can find for this research.

I'm not saying you should print them. Simply look at the photos, and write them down as below.

1. Hair (.............)
2. Eyes (.............)
3. Ears (.............)
4. Nose (.............)
5. Chest (.............)
6. Stomach (.............)
7. Fingers (.............)
8. Knee (.............)
9. Toes (.............)
10. Head (.............)
11. Mouth (.............)
12. Shoulder (.............)
13. Arm (.............)
14. Hand (.............)
15. Leg (.............)
16. Foot (.............)
.........................
17. Cheek (.............)
18. Adam's apple (.............)
19. Breast (.............)
20. Umbilicus (.............)
21. Abdomen (.............)
22. Groin (.............)
23. Penis (.............)
24. Vagina (.............)
25. Thigh (.............)
26. Calf (.............)
27. Ankle (.............)
28. Forehead (.............)
29. Chin (.............)
30. Shoulder (.............)
31. Arm (.............)
32. Elbow (.............)
33. Forearm (.............)
34. Wrist (.............)

If anybody had any doubts about the opening paragraph, the doubts will clear from their minds immediately they realize they cannot even afford to name all parts of their body in their own language.

Thanks and I will wait for your answers. Again, see the pictures for more information.

Dotaofdmosthigh:
I don't believe is true...... Propaganda

clevvermind:
STUPIDITY is when you go to London to campaign
for people without PVCs. MUMU is when you go to
London and fail to come back with your acclaimed
Cambridge certificate. MUGU is when you did not
go to school and you forge a certificate and come
online to say sai Buhari. FOOLISHNESS is when
you have been shouting up Nepa since

U are a disappointment being a. Nigerian
Go back were u come from


you were
born but expects GEJ to become a magician within
4 years. AKPOS is when you read day and night to
get a certificate and still want a semi-illiterate to
rule you. 419 is when buhari said he borrow 27
million for presidential form but Buhari’s wife
donates drugs worth N135m to displaced persons
in Yola”

MARKone:
Nigeria....(sighs) the system is just Bad, by now if NCC has not been compromised, this issue of unsolicited text messages, bad network, drop calls and what have you, would have been reduced drastically. On Sunday 15th of Feb, as at 5am, I started receiving text msgs from 5***, 4*** and 3***, I got at least 11 useless, hopeless, annoying unsolicited text msgs from this people, for what!!!, u call them, still they will not just stop. The annoying thing is that days you will be expecting needed Alerts, that is the day those bastards will decide to wake up on your line. By the time people start burning their mast, maybe that is the day they will stop. You use GLO, Hausa people from nowhere will be calling you anyhow, one day Shakau will call pesin number.