₦airaland Forum

All these muscle you people are sharing. There is God o!

bennynaza:
The only problem here is that the woman in question is not even fine

Siddon there. Maybe her head game is on point.

Neoteny:
Bullshiit

It came from dunderhead

Then it was slanged to dundee

Then parodied as dundee united because of the club

Hmmm, making sense. I kinda feel you.

edward1984:
That was fast and very good, severe punishment await them

Don't be so sure

Godlylifeoneart:
The disastrous police force is the reflection of Nigeria society. This frustrated wicked, vengeful and unrepentant police are recruited from the society.
If I have my way, I will ask the Supreme, Omnipotent Almighty God to release his anger upon this wicked policemen in Nigeria

Just listen to yourself. Rather than get off your backside and mobilise your fellow youth to take decisive action against these uniformed killers, here you are calling on your imaginary man in the sky to 'release anger'. Get real, negro!

Esseite:
Is night life no longer a part of life?

How the govt makes you citizens share the problem amongst yourselves needs to be studied as a course, you just indirectly put the blame on those murdered for going out at night.

You dey mind am? Person wey be mental slave

Hintona:
So what's wrong with the grammar?

Nothing, but correctional lenses are described not as medicated but prescribed. Kapish?

Hintona:
Are those lenses medicated?

Correction: 'Are those prescription lenses?'

Ewooooo, so na upandan this boy wan dey born born. No shame

sacajawea:
You dey mad! Irresponsible Goat!

Can you just imagine the dog?

It is really saying something when those charged with reporting the new now become the news. Kadaria and Maupe should be careful lest they lose credibility as reporters.

Zhegx:
My intention was never to be "insensitive". No hard feelings bro.

One love, brother man, one love!

Zhegx:
Didn't bother reading. At the end of the day no one cares. Tell your sad stories to the marines. Life has always been about adaptation. We need to always tell ourselves the truth "life is what it is". You are an indimi, travel to Madrid, visit an orphanage, go to the clinic and see people praying to die, read a novel, drink fura da nunu, buy bole and groundnut, eat smoked fish with garri, dash 200 naira to bobrisky or whatever his/her name is.....point is 'life is short"..... and everyone has his struggles.

This your own insensitivity and miserableness na follow come o. Shame on you.

hisexcellency34:
You don't need to tell us. Real depressed people don't talk

Says who, Mr Insensitive Mofo. This is a cry for help, ode. Shut your trap if you lack empathy.

Heineken:
Depression is real... My own worst sha. So many things happening to me.

Hang in there and always remember, ' this too shall pass'.

Sorry, bro. Always just remember, 'this too shall pass'.

Lagos no need that one abeg.
If you've ever been nabbed using phones in Lagos traffic by those pair of hungry and dirty looking Policemen on their equally ridiculous undersized looking bikes, you will know wassup. Na so dem go dey parade the nooks and crannies of Lagos traffic dey find who dem go obtain on top say he/she dey use phone dey drive.
Hungry mofos!

Hian, this table leg ICPC dey shake so go fall all Nigerians o

san316:
Truth is that it does not make any sense. Every profession or trade has a dress code that is suitable to it. With the current heat and sun in the country, this man could easily pass out or even die due to dehydration or heat stroke.

Ha ha ha. Tor, person wey dey sell water go dehydrate ni?

Correct guy. What's worth doing is worth doing well.

See hair like person wey carry animal put on top head. All this fake hair nor dey tire una, ni? Screaming 'fake, fake' from a mile off. I tire joor!

LiveByNight:
This happens only in the south west I think , I have never heard this happening in Abuja

And what point exactly are you trying to make with this regional classification of yours? Nor be the same Nigeria Police Farce (NPF) dey North, East, South & West? Must we tribalise and trivialise just for the sake of it?

wifeesnatcher:
Igbo Jew received sense. Nothing like Yoruba Muslims, Muslims attended my brother wedding in the church week ago.


Limit your stupidity to your region

As in ehnnn, the people nor get sense for head with all this dem 'Yoruba Muslim, Yoruba Muslim' chants. Little do they know that the average Yoruba extended family set-up is comprised of Christian, Muslims and traditional worshippers.
The Yoruba race is the most liberal in Nigeria. We no carry religion for head like the rest of una.

Kontinu ballin o, you hear? By the year 2045 now when your ass don sick and broke, future Nairaland go carry story say government don abandon one Davido wey be big star and hitmaker in the year 2019.

KingLennon:
The Nigerian Government don't treat their heroes with dignity. Christian chukuw during his playing days was a beast...

Which kain yeye hero? Na ball he play abeg, no be war e fight, biko.

This Naija sef. This talk of abandonment irks me. Are you now the property of Enugu State government or FG?

Why, o why, do our retired sportsmen, actors, musicians, etc have this feeling of entitlement to government or public care and support in their old age. Surely they ought to be making proper provision for latter life, ie insurance, investments, etc, in their prime. This attitude really needs to be discouraged.

Go siddon, Ambode. You took Lagos back decades looking at the current dilapidated state of Lagos roads and infrastructure, not to even talk of refuse and drainage. History will not judge you well. Fashola handed down to you a functioning, efficient Lagos and due to your incompetence, small mindedness and lack of managerial skills, you ran Lagos aground.
Worst Lagos Governor ever.

2fine2fast:
I have no problem with Kanu fighting for the emancipation of his people..
.....u cal it scam, deceit, whatever, I don't care. It is his right and
I would do the same as he does if i have the opportunity.

And lets face it, Nigeria is a big fkcin joke.

The only problem I have with him is the hatred he has and been propagating
for my own people.
No be Yoruba force una into Nigeria,
No be we say make u do first republic coup,
No be we say make Ironsi collapse the working regions into a Unitary state..
No be we say make Ojukwu declare war on Nigeria..
No be we pursue Ojukwu to run like a fckin sisi...
We just de..de do our thing...
No signed agreement with your people,
neither was there a signed disagreement.

So Nnamdi Kanu..please pursue your goal of Biafra with
the utmost respect for ethnic nationalities in Nigeria.
Wars are won by strategies and not hatred videos and silly propaganda.
Fight the system.....disagree with the government....cool.
Infact I will join you in cursing Lugard and his entire generation.
Cos I want my own country too...I want my own homogenous Yoruba nation.

Peace.

Ol' boy, your head dey there 100%.

deomelo:
You really have to be the world's most miserable, sad, bitter, hateful and unhappy human being if all you do every day and every minute of your existence is to insult people, blast people, lie, peddle fake news and just constitute nuisance on the internet.

You have a wife, you have kids and this is your daily life and routine.

Poor children, where is your daddy? Did he go to work, no sir, he's on the internet insulting and abusing people as usual?

What a lowlife loser and jobless human being.

Omo, see finishing..........

NaijaFutbol:
na them

3rd fool to go tribal

koyyes:
As I look topic for front page, I know say na dem dem.

Animals.

Second fool to go tribal