Just calculated mine......2.9million naira only

Chai OP

As yhu dey murder the lesbi geh, na so yhu dey murder your battery too

Is this an advert

Sorry, can't stress myself

RIP

Wonderful...

Yhu can't see us, Yhu can't catch us, Yhu can't prosecute us......! (o_o)

alobright17:
I no follow for this no touch thing ooooo abeg

Guy better follow if you want to getit !

StarOnEarth:
i wonder o shey make we carry hand put for her mouth ni

You go just do your thing comot

chigoizie7:


Backfire ke? When she will be speaking in tongues like a prayer warrior in mountain of fire church

Guy the way talk, seems you talking out of experience

chigoizie7:

Over sure de worry me.

Oehk na! And i hope it doesn't backfire

chigoizie7:



The "please stop" is only a front, touch it anyways, she will thank you after the deed.

Its only a front, you sure?

ashewoboy:


I thought you said "5 places you shouldn't touch unless she tells you to". When your body don dey road you go con dey wait for person to give you permission? Touch anything touchable .

Lol....if you dont wait for the permission, you'll get the "please stop" thing!

ashewoboy:
Where you go con touch?

No. 1 and 3 only, and do that gently

Sex, as intertwined as the bodies
and souls could be during the act, requires certain tricks and
knowledge. For the best maximization of pleasure, your
partner needs to be fully involved. While great sex has to do with lots of exploration, it would be better to know the dos and don’ts in order to avoid killing the tickly sensations.

Also, your attitude during sex speaks a volume about your personality. You should watch out for the signs she gives during the act to know if you are doing it right or probably just pounding away.

1. The Clitoris

A woman’s clit is no doubt filled with many nerve endings; this explains why touching a woman around there could make her have series of orgasms without penetration. However, you should learn to deal gently when touching this spot. For an already aroused woman, constant stimulation of the clitoris may make the sensations so intense she may not be able to handle it. In cases like these, she could become fierce and opt out of the sexual activity.

2. Her cervix

It is usually painful to have you
ramming your entire lengt down that way. The cervix connects the uterus to the vagina. Except you want the pleasure to stop abruptly, then avoid touching that part. You may want to lift yourself off her and try a different position; one which doesn’t give you as much depth as the one that touched her cervix.

Hitting the cervix during sex replaces the pleasure with pain and depending on the pain threshold of the lady involved; she may push you off her in
response. It would be easier to reach her cervix if she’s not sexually aroused; the vaginal cavity is deeper when a woman is turned on. Take your time during the pre-intimacy and drive her wild with pleasure.

3. Her Nipples

As much as a woman loves to be
touched there, it could be painful
when she’s expecting her monthly flow or pregnant. If the nipples have to be sucked at this point, it should be done gently. Also, if she’s breastfeeding, the breasts could be heavier and painful. Not watching out for the signs she gives may turn her off completely. While attending to the nipples during sex, avoid pinching or sucking hard.

4. Anus

Do not assume that she wants to go anal without her asking you. While anal sex could be painful, it also has a lot of risk attached to it. Forcing your way into that part of her body without adequate lubrication would be very painful. Except she guides you in that line, do not force it on her. Doing so could become sexual abuse.

5. Hair

After a whole day at the salon, most women would not put up with their hair being messed up during sex. It’s a psychological thing; women love to feel pretty at all times. Having their hair tussled during sex isn’t something they would condone. Although it is not enough reason to bring the sexual activity to a halt, they could reduce your pace by trying to arrange the hair during sex. Therefore, avoid pulling at their hair to avoid turning them off.

#ItsMUSFAD

Olryt......

So true....!

Op. Most gurls do this, especially when kasala don burst

1. Nana Hauwa'u (Created from Adam (A.S) ribs)
2. Nana Maryama (The Mother of Isah (Jesus) A.S
3. Nana Asiyah (Wife of the Pharoah)
4. The She-Camel (time of Prophet Saleh P.B.U.H
5. Nana Aminatu (Mother of Prophet Muhammad S.A.W)

tiger28:
Good one there! . What is ffk's business in aviation??what is former frsc (road safety) boss doing in aviation. We need technocrats in all areas.

Definately thats what we need

President elect, Gen Muhammadu
Buhari says his cabinet members will
be made of only technocrats with the
prerequisite experience to serve in
whatever capacity they are called in
to serve. He said this while speaking with members of the Northern Elders
Forum who paid him a courtesy visit
in Abuja earlier today. Gen Buhari
said he will choose men and women
that will drive his government
towards meeting the aspiration and dreams of every Nigerian. He
however called on Nigerians to give
him and his team some time to
achieve all they have promised. He
stated that they will concentrate on
Education, Security and Employment creation.

http://www.lindaikeji..in/2015/05/president-elect-gen-buhari-says-his.html?m=1

Pa Kiss Daniel PIP ooooo!

ademoladeji:
He's loaded unlike the clueless one







#CHANGE

Yhu have decided too........*thumbs up*

From BUHARI to NIGERIANS
Dear friends, as the presidential
campaign
draws to a close, let us talk – Nigerian
to
Nigerian. My interactions with Nigerians from all
over the
country over the last few months have
left me
with an overwhelming sense of the
expectations the citizens of Nigeria hold for the
future.
There was a little girl who donated her
savings
because she believes in our campaign.
The young men and women at our campaign
rallies who run after our motorcade,
screaming
‘Change’.
The fisherman in Bayelsa who lost his
livelihood because of the polluted Ogboinbiri
River.
The welder from Ibadan who
struggles under
the weight of poor power supply.
This campaign has been about them, and
millions of others who have been let
down by
their government. From Enugu to Edo,
Cross
Rivers to Kano, Ondo to Benue, and everywhere
in between, Nigerians are tired of the
status quo.
Without exception, they want a more
secure
living environment, better economic opportunities, and a more accountable
government, they want a country they
can be
proud of.
My experience has confirmed that
there is no Muslim Nigeria or Christian Nigeria, no
Northern
Nigeria or Southern Nigeria. There is
only one
Nigeria, a country where citizens
continue to forge ahead despite the challenges we
face; a
country that we all, both home and
abroad, hope
and pray achieves its full potential.
I have dedicated my life to the service and
continued existence of this one
Nigeria, both as
a military officer and a civilian. In the
course of
this service, I have overseen the building of
refineries and protected Nigeria from
aggressors, both internal and
external. My time
as Head of State, was not perfect;
mistakes were made. Some of you may not support
me
because of those mistakes but I assure
you that I
feel the pain of everyone who
experienced undue hardship. Others like Lola
Shoneyin and
Tunde Thompson have been gracious
enough to
look beyond these mistakes and
accept my offer of a partnership to build a new Nigeria
we can all
be proud of. My appeal to you is that
you find it
in your hearts to do the same.
As I said at Chatham House, being the leader at
the time, I take responsibility for those
mistakes
and state again that before you is a
converted
democrat who has submitted to and will
continue to submit himself to a true
democratic
process.
I talk about a partnership because to
surmount the grave issues Nigeria will have to
contend
with, leading will require your
commitment and
cooperation. Our country is at an all-
time low. Poverty and unemployment have
reached
unprecedented high, and insecurity
threatens
the lives and wellbeing of every single
person within our borders—a situation that I
myself
have experienced directly. Still,
nothing can
erode my optimism about our country
Nigeria. I believe this country can be great
again. I believe
that with effective and transparent
leadership,
the eradication of corruption and
respect for the rule of law, things can change for the
better.
Let me be frank, Nigeria is not going to
change
overnight. The damage that the PDP
has wrought on this country is not going
to change
overnight. But if we want a country
you can be
proud of in the next eight years, in the
next decade, then this is the time to stop the
madness, this is the time to tell your
leaders that
they need to be afraid of you, this is
the time to
show that you won’t be taken for granted, this is
the time to show the present crop that
if they
fail, they will be punished.
Even in voting for me, you will be
sending me a clear message, that if I don’t fulfil my
promises,
you have the power to decide who
leads you and
how they lead you.
I have served Nigeria will everything I have,
without taking anything that I did not
earn. If
anyone has evidence that proves
otherwise, I
challenge them to present it. Many lies have
been circulated about my person but
like I
always say, while they continue to lie,
we shall
continue to reinforce the truth. So, today, let me make you a promise
that will
not be broken.
The reason we are doing this is clear.
This is
about creating a Nigeria where you and your
father and your mother and your
children can be
safe, this is about this is about creating
a nation
where children can go to schools where they
actually learn and can compete in the
world, this
is about building a country where
corruption and
waste, and stealing and irresponsibilit y can be
wiped out, so that government
officials stop
giving entrepreneurs and creative
people
handouts, but actually do the hard work of
creating an economy that creates
wealth for
everyone.
This is about creating a country that is
serious about compete g in the global
economy. This is
about creating a country whose
passport will not
be insulted whenever you leave our
country. This is about building a nation where
your child
can truly be great, whether he is born
in
Abakaliki, or in school in Akure, or
about to get married in Auchi.
I would like to thank everyone who
has been on
this journey with us, and thank
Nigerians who
received us with warmth everywhere we
campaigned. On the 28th of March and
the 11th
of April, use your PVC to get the
desired change
that will enable you and your children to be
proud of this country once again.
God bless you, and God bless Nigeria
– GMB

General Muhammadu Okechukwu Babatunde Buhari



#IHaveDecided
#TeamGMB

K9blunt:
op its true we have some (close to extinction) gentlemen in Nigeria, and when I say gentlemen l, I mean real ones not the ones that just pretend cos they are plenty. the real gentlemen you don't need to tell them what to do they do it because they took their trainings well and they are naturally like that. but our nija babes no dey try , even though guy dey give u money no mean say he call u biatch u say sorry sir. use the money he give u slapp am for face waka commot make he know say u get dignity biko.
PS; I know bashers will attack but I am not supporting money for hand, back for ground o!

NOTED.......!

APPROVED........c'mon where yhu guys expecting him to date his age mate?

Buh believe you me, i have seen these happen here in 9ja

Depends on what?

femibig:
Ask GOOGLE

Lemme check......