As expected......

NCAN KADUNA BRANCH

LOOKING SEXY

Conversation between a Grandma and her
granddaughter.

Grandma: Akosua, where are you going?

Aisha: Grandma, Please- I am going out; from there to the mosque for jummaat prayer.

Grandma: Really? Please come and sit down and let's talk for a minute before you go. I think you still have ample time? Can we talk?

Aisha: Yes, About an hour.

Grandma: (smiling)The way you are dressed, in fact, you look very sexy.

Aisha: (Smiling) Thank you very much grandma.

Grandma: Hmmm, Aisha, I can see you love that compliment. But please tell me, do you need someone
to have sex with you?

Aisha: Ooh noo. Grandma. Why this question?

Grandma: If you do not need someone to have sex with you, then, why do you dress "sexy"?

Aisha: There's nothing to worry about, Grannie. I just want to...( squeezing her face)

Grandma: (cuts in) ...dress to kill, as usual!!!
Aisha, A Godly girl should never be glad or swollen-headed when someone tells her that she looks "sexy".
In fact it's a very bad and insultive compliment because the intention of dressing sexy is to arouse men: That's all!!!
That's the reason why prostitutes dress this way. They dress this way because they want someone to have sex with them and pay them. They do everything possible to "look sexy" and attractive - not to just one person, but to the entire men in town!
They expose their breasts, they wear things that will reveal all their endowed curves - and even private
parts and their entire body - Just to "look sexy" and attractive to men, so that they will not rest until they have carnal knowledge of them, for money.
Please, Aisha, are you also trying to look that way so that you will be attractive to men for sex?
Aisha looked down, and was speechless.
Grandma: (continues)
This is the reason why they are not getting responsible husbands.
Dont you wonder why rape is rampant... Then, after saying "they are hot," they dump such girls ? They feel that such girls cannot stay with "one man" alone!!!
The so called Young, fit and attractive - look so worldly. As they dress like this, going to places the probability of bringing even the imam down in the mosques is very high. But remember that "woe betide the one by whom a righteous man is made to fall..."

Well, my beloved grand-daughter, I am done. You can now go.

Aisha : Thank you very much, Grandma. From today onwards, I promise never to dress again "to look sexy" anymore. I will rather dress to look beautiful. I never knew about this. Thank you very much.

Grandma: You are welcome, my dear.

(Seeing that Aisha started moving towards her room, she said - ) But, are you not going out anymore?

Aisha: I will, Grannie. I need to change my dress, first.

Grandma: May God bless you for doing that.

Share with a friend, what you have read today, maybe not every "sexy looking girl" have someone to tell them this.

Don't just read it, but apply it- Just as Aisha did. My sisters, we are addressed the way we dress. Let us dress right to reflect the light of Godliness*

Obtaining MSc only increases your hope of getting a Job not your chances of getting it. When the government realises that the number of jobs available is not enough for the unemployed, they make it more competitive by requesting for additional qualifications.

JazakaLLAHU khayran

*CIGARETTE:* A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other! *MARRIAGE:* It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master *LECTURE:* An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students without passing through the minds of either *CONFERENCE:* The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present *COMPROMISE:* The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece *TEARS:* The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water-power! *DICTIONARY:* A place where divorce comes before marriage *CONFERENCE ROOM:* A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on *CLASSIC:* A book which people praise, but never read *SMILE:* A curve that can set a lot of things straight! *OFFICE:* A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life *ETC:* A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do *COMMITTEE:* Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together *EXPERIENCE:* The name men give to their Mistakes *ATOM BOMB:* An invention to bring an end to all inventions *DIPLOMAT:* A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip *OPPORTUNIST:* A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river *MISER:* A person who lives poor so that he can die RICH! *FATHER:* A banker provided by nature MOTHER; 1. A personality who considers you innocent even if you are a criminal 2. A personality who loves you even if you are the ugliest *CRIMINAL:* A guy no different from the other, unless he gets caught *BOSS:* Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early *POLITICIAN:* One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence Later *DOCTOR:* A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by his bills!

JazakaLLAHU Khayra

As a major indicator of wealth distribution in Nigeria across income groups, a mere two per cent of Nigerians own 90 per cent of total deposits in Nigerian banks. This represents the wide gap between the rich and the poor in Nigeria, which continues to pose major socio-economic development challenges to the nation.
Director of Research and International Relations at the Nigeria Deposit Insurance Corporation, NDIC, Alhaji Mohammed Umar, disclosed this at the Businessday Capital Market Development Annual Conference in Abuja, yesterday.
His words: “Our current deposit insurance coverage is N500, 000 for the Deposit Money Banks. And some people have said that it is low. I can tell you that it is very adequate for the majority of accounts. “It will interest you to know that it covers over 90 per cent of accounts in the country. Indeed, Nigerians who have more than N500, 000 in their accounts are just two per cent.
“What we found is that this two per cent Nigerians have 90 per cent of banks’ total deposits. Look at that - two per cent Nigerians own 90 per cent of total banks deposits, while the remaining 98 per cent have just 10 per cent of total deposits. What that tells you is that the gap between the rich and the poor has continued in this country.” Alhaji Umar added that there were about 70 million bank account holders in the country. The total bank deposits stood at N17.2 trillion, as at December 2015, according to a post on the Central Bank of Nigeria, CBN, website.
Earlier in his address, the Director-General of the Securities and Exchange Commission, SEC, Mr. Mounir Gwarzo, urged Pension Fund Administrators, PFAs, to invest more in the nation’s capital market, with a view to deepening it and ensuring better returns on contributor’s funds.
He said: "Deepening Nigeria’s Capital Market through Maximum Utilization of Pension Funds is a conversation our country must continue to have in order to ensure that the impressive pool of savings we have been able to mobilize over the last decade is put to productive use for inclusive economic growth. “We are confident that with greater participation by PFAs and return of retail investors, our capital market will emerge as one of the world’s biggest and most liquid market capable of supporting the socio- economic development of our country. “We are delighted that the National Pension Commission, PenCom, has been very proactive in making the necessary adjustments to the guidelines that allow PFAs sufficient flexibility to determine their optimal strategic asset allocation.
“The draft new regulation on investment of pension fund assets allow the investment of up to 30% in equities (for Fund type 1) and up to 45% in corporate debt securities (for Fund types 3 and 4). As a whole, we believe the adoption of a multi-fund structure is a very positive development that should produce economies of scale, risk diversification and further deepen the Nigerian capital market through pension portfolios and management strategies of PFAs. “There is, therefore, an urgent need for the draft guidelines on multi-fund structure to be approved. “The question is: Based on the current asset allocation by Nigerian PFAs, are they paying sufficient attention to generating the necessary returns to provide sustainable benefits to contributors? Can we say that Nigerian PFAs have achieved an optimal strategic asset allocation or explored all viable investment outlets?
“March 2016 data from PenCom shows that Nigerian PFAs invest only 8.16% of their assets in the domestic listed equities market and 1.24% of their assets in foreign equities.
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/06/2-nigerians-90-bank-deposits-ndic/

End time reply

The Code of Conduct Tribunal has
adjourned the trial of Senate President,
Bukola Saraki, indefinitely, after a star
witness for the prosecution failed to
show up at the court.
The tribunal announced the decision
on Wednesday.
Mr. Saraki’s trial was on May 25
adjourned till Wednesday, for the
cross-examination of the witness,
Michael Wetkas, to continue.
The tribunal chairman, Danladi Umar,
said the adjournment was to give the
court time to hear other cases.
The prosecution and defence teams
also said the break would allow them
prepare their cases better.
A court official, who asked not to be
named, told PREMIUM TIMES Mr.
Wetkas was attending another trial at
the Federal High Court, Abuja.
The development is coming a day after
an expected ruling on Mr. Saraki’s case
at the Court of Appeal, Abuja, stalled
after the court failed to form a
quorum.

source: http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/top-news/204489-sarakis-trial-adjourned-indefinitely.html

I don tire for dis government..

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Good for them.....

Please how much is the bank use to charge if one want to send money to Ukraine?

Get well soon

Good news

Useless post by a useless person supporting useless corrupt politicians in a useless manner.

Came to check names

EFCC is currently recruiting for real, I confirmed it from somebody that is working with them in Abuja.
All the best

Do Istikhara

BREAKING NEWS!!!

President Buhari's meeting with Chinese officials has brought so many benefits to Nigeria, and some of the agreements signed include:

1. 长，水利部苏莱曼阿达姆部长和国防部长丹阿里，长，水利部苏莱曼阿达姆部长和国防部长丹阿里， 长，水利部苏莱曼阿达姆部长和国防部长丹阿里

2.，长，水利部苏莱曼阿达姆部长和国防部长丹阿里，
他来到中国人民共和国长

3.，水利部苏莱曼阿达姆部长和国防部长丹阿里，
他来到中国人民共和国进行国事访问行国事访问长，水长长，水利部苏莱曼阿达姆部长和国防部长丹阿里，
他来到中国人民共和国进行国事访问水利部苏莱曼阿达姆部长和国防部长丹阿里，
他来到中国

4.人民共和国进行国事访问部苏莱曼阿达姆部长和国防部长丹阿里，
他来到中国人民共和国进行国事访问长

And additionally，水利部苏莱曼阿达姆部长和国防部长丹阿里，
他Lagos来到中国人民Calabar共和国进行国事访问他

Its a positive development and one will be glad as u read through the points... Thanks for your time.

FTC...
Space for Sale

Alhamdulillahi ala 'nimatul Islam.... Juma'ah Mubarak to my brothers and sisters in Islam

Hmm

Evil People everywhere

After Secondary School.. . Some of our classmates have gone out of the country, some are now graduates,some have married, some have given birth...some are dead don't forget that too, some haven't even gained admission into the tertiary institution, but you know that feeling when you meet your classmate, and it seems like he/she has reached his dreams and you're not yet close to yours? Yea, somehow feels like jealousy, its a normal feeling. But, You must not regret your life. We all have different path to greatness in life. Some might reach before you, some might reach after you but wherever level you are presently,please keep trying to break limitations and move further. Celebrate the success of others, its an application for yours... Your friend buys a car now, be happy with him/her.. Remember when you get yours, theirs wouldn't be the latest again. Life is not by competition, if not we all Will be born into one type of family, one religion and same everything. The passion in you, never quench. the desire in you, keep it burning. what you pass through,write it down because one day the world would be ready to read it. There's no height you cannot attain, just believe. Define goals and recognize distractions. spend time teaching yourself, because the things that mainly take people to the top, is the things they devoted time to develop. Don't be intimidated by your fellow's success, the sky is too wide that the birds can fly without touching them selves.

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