₦airaland Forum

SommyNwaba:

rawpadgin:
me: hey babe, how are you

benita: i am fine

me: lucky is the name, what's urs?

benita: Benita

me: seems we are heading same direction, u wanna catch a cab or u prefer to walk?

benita: what do u do for a living?




demn! that didn't sound cool

NwaAmaikpe:
This is beautiful
I pray they divorce on the same day too.....

adebrightayo:
This is my mail: adeyeyeaderonke12@gmail.com

andybello:
Nigerian airforce 2016 Recruitment batch B list>http://freshnaija.com.ng/nigerian-airforce-2016-recruitment-batch-b-list/

Bnladan:
The list of shortlisted candidates for 2016 NAF Recruitment Interview has been released. Click on the links below to download.

For Batch "A":
http://www.airforce.mil.ng/Downloader?f=admin_controller/generalItem/DownloadFiles/70.pdf

For Batch "B":
http://www.airforce.mil.ng/Downloader?f=admin_controller/generalItem/DownloadFiles/69.pdf

The Final selection Board for NAF 2016 Recruitment Exercise will commence in two batches from 8 JUNE 2016 at NAF Base Kaduna.

The First Batch will cover the following states: Abia, Adamawa, Akwa-ibom, Anambra, Bauchi, Bayelsa, Benue, Borno, Cross River, Delta, Edo, Ebonyi,Ekiti, Enugu, FCT, Gombe, Imo, Jigawa and Kaduna


The Second Batch will cover the following states. Kano, Katsina, Kebbi, Kogi, Kwara, Lagos, Nasarawa, Niger, Ogun, Ondo, Osun, Oyo, Plateau, Rivers, Sokoto, Taraba, Yobe and Zamfara


NOTE: THE FINAL SELECTION BOARD FOR NAF 2016 RECRUITMENT EXERCISE IS SCHEDULED TO HOLD ON THE FOLLOWING DATES:
First Batch: 8 - 16 JUNE 2016
Second Batch: 17 - 24 JUNE 2016

jaelz:
Sir can i get that of the navy and airforce? Thanks

Smartestelvis:
With no offence to the ladies but i hope the question is straight and clear enough.Not that its a fair habit not to maintain a clean hygiene but we all know some reasons might pop up as excuse.Reasons like maybe your prophet saw a pretty rough vision and instructed the girl to go without water for a period of time...As a husband you can't chase her out and offcoure when that time to play golf comes,it might or might not be rude to desist anyway.......so how many guys can go into an unwashed well(pvssy).....

vheMa:
No story let's get down 2 biz


1:GUYS WITH TATTOO. God created your body clean and clear,I wonder why you would give yourself scars calling it tattoo


2:PHONETIC WANNA BE. Gosh,I really hate this,I could remember;there was this guy I met in my friends house(male friend). Then after a while he came 2 me asking of my numb. He goes like;hey preri,can I geh ur numb,I'll call by 3pm,I'd b ah home then. I was looking at him

3:BLEACHING CREW. No story on this,why would a guy bleach Jus dunno

4:NON-ROMANTIC GUYS. Oh Lord,some guys ehn . Some guys ain't just romantic at all,some guys can draw a girls panties like they wanna start generator

5:BROKE GUYS. I don't think any girl will love to have anything doing with these set




Missing MaleGirl

And to those you saying rubbish. That's my leg

nelandrewz:
This babe tall like coconut tree. Source: http://www.naijahottest.com/2015/04/omg-meet-tallest-lady-in-nigeria-just.html

theoctopus: What is glorious about it is that it shuts up ignoramus and haters like you. Did any PHCN worker tell you they were not paid? Yeye carrot!

vizboy: man stop trying to fool people here. We know you use the expo u got stop trying to make urself a saint. I came clean with mine. I used expo to write the jamb[not that am proud of it] jamb is rubbish Post Utme we determine those that will get to enter school these year. Stop these ur saint_hood u are trying to display here. Even if you didnt use the expo directly you are also an accomplice because d person sitting next to u might have use and u made no effort to report to the jamb authority. So stop these rubbish talk

Lilimax: Remark What?
The Nnortherners may be clamouring for remark because they failed massively.
I am not surprise? Afterall Education including JAMB is HARAM over there in the north
How will they pass when Western Education is Boko Haram .
Regarding the southerners, whosoever failed JAMB should accept
it like that cos it purely showed that you did not read your book.
My opinion though...

2gbasky22: .My GOD, what's all these naw!.....how will they say i scored 41 in english?
This nt jst posible, english was d simplest subject i did on dat day........,if the comprehension carries 3marks each, multiply 10 is suposed to be 30marks am sure of nine of those 10 questions which authomatically mean 27marks frm comprehension only
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2. The register had 9 questns wit 2marks each, am also sure of eight questns which gives 16 marks
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3. Potters wheel had 10 qstns les asume it is 1mark each cos it was stated, i am sure of 9qstns cos i read d novel......though didn't read successor but am sure of 2 or 3 qstns
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4. Lexis and structure were cheap, am sure of 9 of the 10 qstns if nt all
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5 oposite and nearest in meanin were another section where i felt i was lucky cos they brought familiar words where am sure of 80 to 90% of bothe of them
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6. Orals was the cheapest section of the day where i made two mistake in qstn 89 and 91 cos i used one 4 d oda. while am sure of others.
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.mind you, i can defend the above stated anywhere, anytime, anyday.
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Please fellow niaralanders that realy wrote this exam on their own will knw all am talking about........i was actually banking on english to give me a big boost........but make una help me ask jamb where dem for see 41 wey dem give me


Pls can any one help me wit anywhere i can lay my conplains? Cos dis tin is killing me slowly i jst nid to lay a formal conplain please.

bel-d-cat:
me too i feel d same way as u. i scored 206 like u also, and i'm shocked to d bone....i'm with d question paper now and so far, it's hard to see y i shuld hav scored such a low mark. most of d answers i thicked are correct afta checkIng with d textbooks....i did mth,phy & chm.

Emmy9ite: Dunno them.