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[quote author=Mr.T Anonymous]Nyc 1,my guy[/quote]tanx |
jiraiyas: It, still doesn’t what that frownFrown-ing constricts more facial muscles than when u're smiling. *ishi! Ishi u don dey derail* |
77 first-class graduates from different fields and universities were today awarded certificate of excellency by pastor D.k olukoya in todays power must change hands. This graduants are members of mountain of fire world wide. A sum of five hundred thousand was attached as a take away price. The medical director LUTH was also in attendance to chip in word of advice and also admonish the graduants to place their trust in God. Some of the graduants are to be employed while others will like to further their studies. |
realsammie: CSniff my yansh and u av a guess of wat u just said feels like. |
jiraiyas: Not when it becomes a novel as in the case of that very misterMister Ajimutaba is a heavy smoker of tobacco as his name implies. |
thou av want to killest me wit lafta. More strength to thy elbow. |
[quote author=Larry-Sun]Guys, I'v missd you.[/quote]You missed me? |
A frustrated principal on a monday morning Assembly says: Since,the genesis of this term,some students have been Exodusing to town and i will use my levitical power to deutronomise their numbers. To do this,i have appointed Joshua as one of the Judges,Ruth andsamuel as Kings.To chronicle the events is Ezra while Nehemiah and Esther will complete the Job and they shall all sing in psalms and proverbs... |
luvmijeje: Apologies should be accepted,this life na slow and steady.steady! Steady darling u wouldn't want to hurt the baby. Come on move slowly. *she's very fat and she's climbing our very steep stairs with her 1month old niece* |
luvmijeje: Apologies should be accepted,this life na slow and steady.steady! Steady darling u wouldn't want to hurt the baby. Come on move slowly. |
repogirl: Pay the piper, dictate the tune.Tunes lyk Flo rida song titled whistle are being used for advert. |
Movies lyk spartacus and fall of rome is strictly for viewer under 18 *under keh 9ja don finish b dat* |
u're making my day. Mehn u av broad and 9ce imaginations. |
WHAT IS STRESS? Stress is when you give a beautiful lady a lift and she faints in your car.You take her to hospital.When you get there the Doctor says that she is pregnant and Congratulates u that u're going to be a father! You then says u are not the father but then the lady says u are! NOW THIS IS GETTING VERY STRESSFUL! You require a DNA test to prove u are not the father! Now the shit is really getting Hotter! When the Doctor comes back with the results and say u cannot be the father as u are infertile! U are relieved! On ur way back u then remember that u are married with 3 kids at home! You are now extremely stressed! And ask yourself WHO THE HELL IS THEIR FATHER .NOW THAT'S STRESS |
ITbomb: Choatic is an understatement, it will be war zone.Warzone, we 9jarians know its a common trend in d northern part of this country. |
repogirl: Today, you need to relax Jakemond, since we're only using you to joke around.Around the world i stroll still yet and sibe naa am yet 2 find d one my heart longs for. |
A LETTER TO PROF CHINUA ACHEBE. Dear Achebe, Please, If you see Ojukwu, tell him that his brothers and sisters are experiencing another Pogrom in Kano. Tell Awolowo that Nigeria is preparing for another war. Tell Zik that those things that made him cross the ocean 50 times seeking for peace is looming again. Tell Yar'Adua that the amnesty he granted is causing wahala. Tell Tafewa Balewa that his scions are carrying weapons against Nigeria. Obviously you may not see Abacha but if you see any one that will see him, tell him that Almustapha is still in kirikiri prison and of course Alameyesieha has been released. Tell MKO Abiola that another June 12 is looming and tell him that Nigeria's officials have extended to be convicted criminals who are looting the nation dry. Don't be disappointed on Nigeria dear Achebe just that THINGS HAVE FALLEN APART, NIGERIA IS NO LONGER AT EASE AND THE ARROW OF GOD IS NOW POINTING SERIOUSLY AT NIGERIA, BECAUSE OF THE TROUBLE WITH NIGERIA, EVEN THOUGH WE HAVE HAD A MAN OF THE PEOPLE LIKE YOU; INDEED THERE WAS A COUNTRY. |
Motive as in busshokoto. No tink am |
Sun-day, monday, friday are common nomeclature.*mo gbe@repogal* |
Taxi wait 4 me abeg nah next update i dey go. |
Too much i am cos oluwa is involve ko le ye yin* u kant undastand* |
plainmirror: Ingenuity is a word ahv neva come across in †нэ bibleLocation is a brother to locomotion. |
Chomzy19: wonder what this post I'm qouting meansMeans my eyes av seen something strange that left me opening my mouth agape. |
Mutaino7: eyes as in ooju.Ooju mi ti ri ikan my mouth is wide open in shock, suprise, wonder. |
eyes as in ooju. |
The only job available 4 me is to follow diz thread. Mazi i don know the title of ur next work. |
your story is a blast and i also luv ur sig |
repogirl: patience is a great virtuevirtue of a woman's pride is her home and body. |
Sweetlemon: Me, I don't know if Tinubu "sold" SW votes to Jonathan. All I know is that for Jonathan to send a jet to pick Tinubu up shows a lot about how influential Tinubu is.That means you are not aware of Ayo fayose. Baba called him bastard 4 not greeting him he replied by calling him father of bastards. |
Movie abi u wan talk say na play u watch. Anyways mine is room 027. |
Corrupted as in to discover u av bin given a fake naira note and only 4 u to buy breadbuns with it. |
mean, strictness, wickedness and harshness are intwined, don't you agree? |
