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Jokes EtcRe: Frustrated Principal. by Mutaino7(op): 12:49pm On Apr 06, 2013
[quote author=Mr.T Anonymous]Nyc 1,my guy[/quote]tanx
Forum GamesRe: Let's Play This Word Game Called Last Man Standing by Mutaino7(m): 12:32pm On Apr 06, 2013
jiraiyas: It, still doesn’t what that frown lipsrsealed
Frown-ing constricts more facial muscles than when u're smiling. *ishi! Ishi u don dey derail*
Christianity Etc77 First Class Graduate Get Award Of Excellent from Pastor D.K Olukoya. by Mutaino7(op): 12:13pm On Apr 06, 2013
77 first-class graduates from different fields and universities were today awarded certificate of excellency by pastor D.k olukoya in todays power must change hands. This graduants are members of mountain of fire world wide. A sum of five hundred thousand was attached as a take away price. The medical director LUTH was also in attendance to chip in word of advice and also admonish the graduants to place their trust in God. Some of the graduants are to be employed while others will like to further their studies.
Jokes EtcRe: Frustrated Principal. by Mutaino7(op): 12:17am On Apr 06, 2013
realsammie: C
R
A
P
Sniff my yansh and u av a guess of wat u just said feels like.
Forum GamesRe: Let's Play This Word Game Called Last Man Standing by Mutaino7(m): 12:15am On Apr 06, 2013
jiraiyas: Not when it becomes a novel as in the case of that very mister
Mister Ajimutaba is a heavy smoker of tobacco as his name implies.
LiteratureRe: The Saviour I : The Adventures of Athanasius. by Mutaino7(m): 11:16pm On Apr 05, 2013
thou av want to killest me wit lafta. More strength to thy elbow.
Forum GamesRe: Let's Play This Word Game Called Last Man Standing by Mutaino7(m): 10:19pm On Apr 05, 2013
[quote author=Larry-Sun]Guys, I'v missd you.[/quote]You missed me?
Jokes EtcFrustrated Principal. by Mutaino7(op): 10:07pm On Apr 05, 2013
A frustrated principal on a
monday morning Assembly says:
Since,the genesis of this
term,some students have been
Exodusing to town and i will use
my levitical power to
deutronomise their numbers.
To do this,i have appointed
Joshua as one of the Judges,Ruth
andsamuel as Kings.To chronicle
the events is Ezra while Nehemiah
and Esther will complete the Job
and they shall all sing in psalms
and proverbs...
Forum GamesRe: Let's Play This Word Game Called Last Man Standing by Mutaino7(m): 9:46pm On Apr 05, 2013
luvmijeje: Apologies should be accepted,this life na slow and steady.
steady! Steady darling u wouldn't want to hurt the baby. Come on move slowly.
*she's very fat and she's climbing our very steep stairs with her 1month old niece*
Forum GamesRe: Let's Play This Word Game Called Last Man Standing by Mutaino7(m): 9:44pm On Apr 05, 2013
luvmijeje: Apologies should be accepted,this life na slow and steady.
steady! Steady darling u wouldn't want to hurt the baby. Come on move slowly.
Forum GamesRe: Let's Play This Word Game Called Last Man Standing by Mutaino7(m): 7:50pm On Apr 05, 2013
repogirl: Pay the piper, dictate the tune.
Tunes lyk Flo rida song titled whistle are being used for advert.
Forum GamesRe: Let's Play This Word Game Called Last Man Standing by Mutaino7(m): 2:47pm On Apr 05, 2013
Movies lyk spartacus and fall of rome is strictly for viewer under 18 *under keh 9ja don finish b dat*
LiteratureRe: The Lost Key by Mutaino7(m): 2:44pm On Apr 05, 2013
u're making my day. Mehn u av broad and 9ce imaginations.
LiteratureWhat Is Stress? by Mutaino7(op): 2:37pm On Apr 05, 2013
WHAT IS STRESS? Stress is when
you give a beautiful lady a lift and
she faints in your car.You take
her to hospital.When you
get there the Doctor says that she
is pregnant
and
Congratulates u that u're going to
be a father!
You then says u are not the father
but then the
lady
says u are!
NOW THIS IS GETTING VERY
STRESSFUL!
You require a DNA test to prove u
are not the
father! Now the shit is really
getting Hotter!
When the Doctor comes back with the results and say u cannot be the father as u are infertile! U are relieved! On ur way back u then remember that u are married with 3 kids at home! You are now extremely stressed! And ask yourself WHO THE HELL IS THEIR FATHER .NOW THAT'S STRESS
Forum GamesRe: Let's Play This Word Game Called Last Man Standing by Mutaino7(m): 1:53pm On Apr 05, 2013
ITbomb: Choatic is an understatement, it will be war zone.
Warzone, we 9jarians know its a common trend in d northern part of this country.
Forum GamesRe: Let's Play This Word Game Called Last Man Standing by Mutaino7(m): 9:49am On Apr 05, 2013
repogirl: Today, you need to relax Jakemond, since we're only using you to joke around.
Around the world i stroll still yet and sibe naa am yet 2 find d one my heart longs for.
LiteratureChinua Achebe: 9ja No Longer At Ease by Mutaino7(op): 9:00am On Apr 05, 2013
A LETTER TO PROF CHINUA ACHEBE.
Dear Achebe,
Please, If you see Ojukwu, tell him
that his
brothers and sisters are
experiencing
another Pogrom in Kano.
Tell Awolowo that Nigeria is
preparing for
another war.
Tell Zik that those things that
made him cross
the ocean 50 times seeking for
peace is
looming again.
Tell Yar'Adua that the amnesty he
granted is
causing wahala.
Tell Tafewa Balewa that his scions
are
carrying weapons against Nigeria.
Obviously you may not see Abacha
but if you
see any one that will see him, tell
him that
Almustapha is still in kirikiri prison
and of
course Alameyesieha has been
released.
Tell MKO Abiola that another June
12 is
looming and tell him that Nigeria's
officials
have extended to be convicted
criminals who
are
looting the nation dry.
Don't be disappointed on Nigeria
dear
Achebe just that THINGS HAVE
FALLEN APART,
NIGERIA IS NO LONGER AT EASE
AND THE
ARROW OF GOD IS NOW POINTING
SERIOUSLY
AT NIGERIA, BECAUSE OF THE
TROUBLE WITH
NIGERIA, EVEN THOUGH WE HAVE
HAD A MAN OF
THE PEOPLE LIKE YOU; INDEED
THERE WAS A
COUNTRY.
Forum GamesRe: Let's Play This Word Game Called Last Man Standing by Mutaino7(m): 1:37pm On Apr 04, 2013
Motive as in busshokoto. No tink am
Forum GamesRe: Let's Play This Word Game Called Last Man Standing by Mutaino7(m): 12:36pm On Apr 04, 2013
Sun-day, monday, friday are common nomeclature.*mo gbe@repogal*
LiteratureRe: BEHIND THE THOUGHT_1 by Mutaino7(m): 10:55am On Apr 04, 2013
Taxi wait 4 me abeg nah next update i dey go.
Forum GamesRe: Let's Play This Word Game Called Last Man Standing by Mutaino7(m): 10:36am On Apr 04, 2013
Too much i am cos oluwa is involve ko le ye yin* u kant undastand*
Forum GamesRe: Let's Play This Word Game Called Last Man Standing by Mutaino7(m): 10:19am On Apr 04, 2013
plainmirror: Ingenuity is a word ahv neva come across in †нэ bible
Location is a brother to locomotion.
Forum GamesRe: Let's Play This Word Game Called Last Man Standing by Mutaino7(m): 11:15pm On Apr 03, 2013
Chomzy19: wonder what this post I'm qouting means
Means my eyes av seen something strange that left me opening my mouth agape.
Forum GamesRe: Let's Play This Word Game Called Last Man Standing by Mutaino7(m): 10:54pm On Apr 03, 2013
Mutaino7: eyes as in ooju.
Ooju mi ti ri ikan my mouth is wide open in shock, suprise, wonder.
Forum GamesRe: Let's Play This Word Game Called Last Man Standing by Mutaino7(m): 10:52pm On Apr 03, 2013
eyes as in ooju.
LiteratureRe: NYSC: PPA:- Place Of Promiscuous Assignment by Mutaino7(m): 11:07pm On Apr 02, 2013
The only job available 4 me is to follow diz thread. Mazi i don know the title of ur next work.
LiteratureRe: The Lost Key by Mutaino7(m): 10:22pm On Apr 02, 2013
your story is a blast and i also luv ur sig
Forum GamesRe: Let's Play This Word Game Called Last Man Standing by Mutaino7(m): 10:00pm On Apr 02, 2013
repogirl: patience is a great virtue
virtue of a woman's pride is her home and body.
PoliticsRe: How Did Tinubu Become So Powerful? by Mutaino7(m): 9:53pm On Apr 02, 2013
Sweetlemon: Me, I don't know if Tinubu "sold" SW votes to Jonathan. All I know is that for Jonathan to send a jet to pick Tinubu up shows a lot about how influential Tinubu is.
Please ehow many other Nigerians do we know of who can boast of this privilege?
How many politicians can look into OBJ's eyes and tell him to go to hell??
Haba! Give it to the man abeg!
That means you are not aware of Ayo fayose. Baba called him bastard 4 not greeting him he replied by calling him father of bastards.
Forum GamesRe: Let's Play This Word Game Called Last Man Standing by Mutaino7(m): 3:18pm On Apr 02, 2013
Movie abi u wan talk say na play u watch. Anyways mine is room 027.
Forum GamesRe: Let's Play This Word Game Called Last Man Standing by Mutaino7(m): 1:18pm On Apr 02, 2013
Corrupted as in to discover u av bin given a fake naira note and only 4 u to buy breadbuns with it.
Forum GamesRe: Let's Play This Word Game Called Last Man Standing by Mutaino7(m): 12:01pm On Apr 02, 2013
mean, strictness, wickedness and harshness are intwined, don't you agree?

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