₦airaland Forum

kolaaderin:
To many children on Nairaland. All they do is to comment rubbish. They failed to read and understand before commenting. There is no where written in the article we are borrowing, he is attracting investment worth 40 billion.
That is an income not a debt silly brainless idiots every corner of Nairaland.

You’re a big 1diot... is he supposed to be attracting investment? Or fix the insecurity in the country ? You sound like a failure in life

Kingcalls:
But the man is right...unless if they agreed that he was gonna pay after the deed.... some women , when they see ur expensive lifestyle, they wud wanna take advantage... if they planned to charge u 20k, they wud now say 100k... some after an agreed price will wanna change it for u saying stuff like u over 4kd them just cis they have seen that u have more than they projected .. . And also women enjoy sex as much as men do or even more than men do... I dont know y men pay women for sex to be honest... men should stop simping towards women cis women take advantage...

I once met a very beautiful model in a club here in V.i very pretty, slim and tall , light complexion ... after the dance and drinks and gist , I took her back to my place , as she see level , she said I will give her 100k ... I told her that its not like 4k de hungry me , that I just wanted a companion for the night but no sex ...told her I will give her 20k without sex , and I can call a cab for her and also pay the cab to any of her destination... told her if she wants to leave she can, I counted 30k gave her and that she cud leave... she told me that it was 1 am and that it was late already...I told her the night is still young, she can meet someone else that night.... she told me she's a student of convenant University and she came out with her friends to have fun for the weekend ... she said she will leave in the morning... we slept on the same bed...as I was drifting into sleep... she started touching me , I woke up and she started kissing me...I told her I dint wanna have sex and I wasn't ready to give her money she asked for.... she started touching me , saying she is damn too Hot and hvnt had sex since she abd her bobo started having issues.... that i should forget about the money and just 4k her , we 4kd good , she left the next morning back to school... she calls me atimes on vid call when she's in school ... we have 4kd like 5 times after that day and she never asked for money...she just wanted satisfaction....until she reconciled with her bobo.... thats when it stopped.... tho we still 4kd one other time cos the bobo travelled.... imagine if I mugu come give am the 100k cos she be very fine girl... naso I for gok.... if woman see say u no send sex with am, she will most likely 4k u without requesting for anything, especially if u can satisfy her good

Same scenario bro... this girl literally raped me (she gave me head without my consent on two different occasions)... doesn’t request for money , she keeps talking shit and she may very well be mentally unstable and always talking psychotic.. had to cut her off and blocked her off my WhatsApp and now I’m scared for my life.. if you don’t see me post here for a while then you know who got me.. I’m prepared tho ! If you’re a guy with the bag better run from girls like this ... never ends well...

Pretend to Become financially bankrupt and watch her run away

You’ve been manipulated... there’s no real love in Nigeria, if a girl sees you to be financially stable then the manipulation begins... what’s next after you buy her the phone? You’re hooked and there’s nothing you can do unless you leave this girl and run away... she doesn’t really love you , you’re hooked.. she’s like your drug that’s why you came here to type this long notes... I keep saying this, run away from girls that manipulate you even at the slightest.. that’s a red flag.. if she truly loves you she’ll wait till you feel comfortable enough to buy her the phone ... but looks like you already lacked love growing up so you can’t tell that you’re being emotionally abused and manipulated... anyways 90% of Nigerian guys are being manipulated

razzydoo:
does it mean a citizen by birth can't go rogue? I'm sure what they are driving at is a highly selective system because like you said, those are strategic bomber jets. Can't be for every Jack and Harry.

They’re several screening / psychological tests carried out to determine perfect character and mindset first being a citizen by birth which is the first and most fundamental test..

GreaterFuture:
Who cares about interface, abi Functionality??
Performance over Aesthetics.

Besides, the interface is very okay. With the way it is designed, you don't have to let people have your number, just your @ or Moniker, can be enough.
Privacy, security, efficient, Fast, way better than Whatsapp.
you can transfer all manner of Files and sizes.
Telegram is where I get music from, 100% effective (even iphone users can get music for free easily with Telegram).

The group settings and format of Telegram is excellent, powerful...
It is what set the pace and raised the bar high for Whatsapp and others to improve

Most people care about aesthetics....

Bb

laiperi:
Ai tell ya, poverty don scata Naija no be small.

Anybody that gets a job overseas or at home, buy a car or house, marry Oyinbo no matter how.

Time to take out the drums and celebrate. Now millions of Nigerians get jobs, buy cars and houses everyday.

If each of these come on social media to announce, Internet go pafuka. So most Nigerians are still reasonable.

Your grammar is so terrible ... Omg..

chuksville:
What a huge alligator !�
Those dogs are just morons.
How can a very slow alligator catch a dog that has a keen sense of smell, sight and hearing.
What's the purpose of keeping such dogs.

Because of their slow pace,they’ve mastered the art of camouflage

ThierryJay:
Sorry o, the only person thinking backwards is the one who is too emotional without capacity to analyze and evaluate assertions. Did you even understand what I typed Mr 16-bits brain?

Look at the image below, if you draw a straight line down from the outermost right circumferential edge of the ball, it looks like it will still touch the goal line, meaning the whole ball may not have crossed the line. How will the referee give such a goal when it was not completely clear and certain? Please learn to reason objectively for it will take you far. I'll say the same if it was Messi that was in this situation.

You’re lucky you’re on a faceless forum

I advise everyone reading this thread to try to get a gun for your own protection... the feeling is priceless and you feel like after God you have powers to defend yourself... I was walking on an empty road with my gf to cross to a nearby ATM while our car was parked across early this January and some guys came, 4 of them ... haggard looking and stinking of weed smell.. saying: “oga find your guys something or e go bad this night for you and your fine babe”.. my girl was not scared one bit she was just looking at me smiling and waiting for my reaction... I was busy withdrawing from the ATM after I finished i turned back and noticed they surrounded our passage... I just pulled out my English pistol from my holster (image is attached below if you don’t know what’s it is) and I talked very calmly: “who wan test my bullet first?” Immediately they all took to their heels... young boys aged of 19-25 ... the oldest one of them was walk-in backwards saying, “boss calm down no be so... boss ... boss and walked the other way”.... my gf was just laughing and screaming at them “make una come na” .. i inserted my gun back to my holster and drove off.... of course I had a wonderful night with my gf later at home that night...

Suicide ke... he was pushed!!!!

J

HRprof:
just calm down it will be verified in due time. previous applications takes weeks to get verified

Hello there, does employer get pAid? Or only beneficiary employees get paid?

PenName55:
He might end up killed.

If anything happens to him now. Ppl will start mentioning Davido . Like the issue of Tagbo and others.

E dey step on toes anyhow feeling like kingkong.

lol becareful what you say.. if anything happens to burnaboy, davido is going down too...

Been away for sometime now... our discord server growing slowly, guess people in nigeria not familiar with discord yet.
So i just remembered this thread and decided to update it.

BE THANKFUL SHE CHEATED

it's female nature... don't get mad she cheated on you. don't confront her, cry or react.. because that's what she wants you to do.. she wants to get a reaction from you.. just focus on yourself.. build yourself... go out... and talk to as much women as you want. tying your happiness to a woman will only bring you pain. once a woman knows she has control over you, she loses respect totally for you...
And remember.. do not take a cheating girlfriend back. never.

Ask me questions if you need me to say more...

GOATandYAMtheory:
I only pity the innocent ones joining this protest cos they found others doing it. As we know, Nigeria is a country where many do things because they want to be a part of the trend.

So many are on this forum praising the protesters and even encouraging people to kill SARS while they themselves are at home hiding.

Of all the things bedeviling this country, why should #endsars be of high priority if not that some professional fraudsters are behind this?

Attention seeker.... you're a nobody! that's why you seek attention online

[edit] his first pre-modified post he said something about how Yahoo boys have signature dreads and tattoos... he modified his post to protect himself from backlash.. Anything for clout and likes. Let's stop the mental slavery.. there's nothing wrong in protesting for your own right.. The youths are supposed to be the leaders of tomorrow.. take advice from the old but act now that you are young or wait for your children to act for you and blame you for being a f99l.


#ENDSARS

osazsky:
Them increase fuel no protest..rice no protest...electricity everyone is happy...most people protesting are criminals..if u are not into fraud and respect urself no policeman will harass u...legit work is still the best... though I have never supported the excesses of SARS .we dont know our priority. Until we realise we will remain where we are till enternity.our hospitals looks like prison..hostels looks like where animals are kept..roads are in a deplorable state..a single senator get 36m every month just as travelling allowance and we voted them...during elections the will of the people are upturned..the judiciary is now a political party.most persons can boast of 3 hrs supply of electricity a day and they pay heavily for nothing..u plant cassava cows feed on them..farmers are killed by herdsman.in the north boko haram are celebrities and are rewarded heavily for killing.graduates struggling to get into n power platform becuz of 30k a month.pensioners are not paid retire and go home..someone in the west has 5 bullion Van's in his compound..nobody is taking SARS should be the least of our problems right now

SU!! what do you know!

MikeMicheal:
GOOD JOB BY THE POLICE! Enough of the "display of nuisance" called Protest.

i pray you don't get hit by a stray bullet before the year runs out

BluntTheApostle:
Same way the United States has not been able to defeat Al-Qaeda since 2002.

You people think it is easy to defeat a terrorist group?

Lol what do you know? Wizkid is powerful enough to start a full out riot with the government and sh1t might go crazy.. if you think buhari is powerful, let him arrest wizkid and see what will follow next

Basher8583:
Why don't you start by facing your father and referring to him as old man then come back to share the outcome so we can assess how deep rooted your family culture is.

Lol he’s an old man!!! Wizkid isn’t wrong.. he’s braindead.

iLUCID:
No well brought up Nigerian would co-sign wizkid’s choice of words in that tweet, if you do, then you need to evaluate yourself properly.

You’re not very smart.

2BONE:
be wise, there are lot more things civilization entails including liberation of people through music, arts and culture, raising awareness on racial profiling etc. all you think civilization is to you is bitches. you need to enlighten yourself, I am certain you're not enlightened enough to vibe to people like Kendrick, J.Cole because your mentality is not as broad as that, that's why bitches praising songs and senseless lyrics inspire you, better go download some Kendrick Lamar section 80 album or J.cole Forest hill drive album and get some awakening. I don't give a damn who you're in real life, I don't like you if you're too dumb to vibe to good music

I'm a Cole fan and K.dot fan.. i stream their songs occasionally.... it depends on the mood.. Wizkid or Davido songs in the mix every Friday night with the guys and girls at the balcony just vibing... shit makes you feel hyped and good... sometimes we don't want to listen to philosophical lyrics... we just want to vibe and enjoy the "sound". Something you can't really comprehend because music is steady evolving.

2BONE:
what is inspiring about music always talking about 1 thing "bitches"! stay the fvck off my mention, you're obviously among the dumb population that stupid lyrics inspire

you do not know who I am in real life.. I'm just educating you.. music is more than what you think. bet you didn't know everything you do in life still has to do with bitches at the end of the day... that's how civilization has been and will be forever.

2BONE:
this guy that doesn't make good songs apart from praising bitches and always boastful of his wealth or family wealth, yet cannot do a surgery on his face much more wider than his dumb head. wizkid on the other hand praises women in almost all his songs but the style of his music, his beats are what makes us like. especially how he started in 2010, but truth is I don't listen to wizkid or any nowadays naija artistes, the niggas are bunch of microfone abusers and dumb fans are making them famous because obviously too many people are dumb. I HATE people who do not know or listen to J Cole, Kendrick, J.rock, drake, Nasty c etc. if Nigerians were enlightened enough to listen and vibe to good musics those idiots would never have been known. somebody pls write something about my niggas Jermaine, K.dot

No... obviously you can't know everything bro... Why wizkid and Davido are superstars is because their music is very inspiring to the population.. music is not about spitting intellectual lyricism it's about how you make people feel with your music... it's about the vibes.. give the people what they want. you don't force love and acceptance.

crazygod:
The bag may cost 1.5m but the contents fit no even reach 20k. I rather have a 5k bag and have contents worth 1.5m

It’s called high end fashion for a reason... doesn’t make you wiser than her.

History555:
He claims to be a musician who has released many songs supporting pmb and somw northern govs, yet he has no money to release his latest song not album. Obviously nobody bothered to listen to his songs or invite him to shows. Summary hunger is also hitting the guyman left, right and he was smart enough to come up with a format to checkmate hunger. Expect more people to copy this format

lol he richer than you

Been away for a while, just wanted to drop this here:

Trust your gut feelings.. it's always never wrong...
Your gut feeling is that feeling of doubt you feel deep inside you when something or someone is not trustworthy or right.. Girls are natural liars, take everything they say with a grain of salt and only believe in Actions (Actions > Words). They are weaker than men physically but they make up for that by being extremely manipulative and deceptive.. Luckily, your gut feeling is always there to warn you.. listen to it, it always never fails.

HumorMe:
playboi carti - no charm

I'm just checking NL for some potential carti fans... I've been a carti fan since 2016.. broke boi era..

Magnoliaa:
Lol. You're the second person telling me that.

I don't know playboi carti and my moniker isn't a song.

in new york i milly rock, hide it in my socks... hahaha!!!! you're goated for having that nick! makes you look sexy automatically even if you don't know who cash carti is..